#maybe try a leash?

[pokecheck77]

[pangur-and-grim]

I didn’t want to pay for an Uber, so I walked back from the vet with Grim in her carrier. and I was scared it would stress her out……….but she hasn’t stopped screaming at the door since we got back.

she wants to do it again.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 194

Bart is frozen. He’s terrified- his heart is beating faster in his chest than it’s ever done before yet he couldn’t even start to force himself to run, his body practically vibrating in place as he shook. 

There was a familiar feeling in the air, one he’d never thought he’d ever feel again once he’d slipped back in time. He couldn’t breathe, everything felt like it was falling away except for that horrifying fiery aura- 

“Kid, are you okay?” There was a hand on his shoulder, light as a feather (he’d learned that from gramps!) yet grounding. 

He finally managed to suck in a breath, however wheezy, and looked up to answer, the words dying in his throat before they even began. 

“Kid? Holy shit-” Bart didn’t hear anything else as his poor brain fizzled and he fainted. 

Danny blinks down at the barely-teenager who seemed to just have some sort of attack before fainting practically in his arms. He’d say diabetes or something, but he has no way to be sure and is maybe panicking himself. 

“Wow Mum, wha’ you do?” a toddler Dan- he knew what he did but honestly his baby lisp was adorable- snarked from next to him, chewing on his kid leash. Which he wasn’t getting out of until he could both stop floating whenever he saw the stars (yes he knew he used to do the same thing, shush) and walk out into traffic. 

[bruciemilf]

Have you heard Smosh's new song? With bbno$? I thought of your Bruce AUs

Live Lee reaction

[bookrat]

Pretty sure my little man has a case of abundism affecting the marble tabby coat under all those white splotches

[termagax]

re: "good girl" i think they say it once randomly as a joke and its just one of those things that gets him wayyy more than they expected it would. so now its their secret weapon and they use it very sparingly and every single time he gets super embarrassed about it but it works ill tell you what.

[laughing-thrush]

The fam’s reaction to the new JW trailer:

[heartonmyfingertips]

was smoking with the boyf under some bleachers earlier and realized how secluded they were while still being close enough to hear other people. was thinking about fucking him there so he'd have to be quiet enough to not draw attention. someone walked by and freaked me out though so we left :(

but omg

thinking about handing them the bong and starting to tease him while i encourage him to smoke the whole bowl i'm lighting for them. going around behind him and sucking on his neck lightly while trailing my fingertips up and down their lower back. slowly slipping my fingers under their waistband before retreating to fill another bowl. we share this one but i pull him onto my lap and blow all of my hits into his mouth. we'd smoke one more bowl like that before i start undoing his pants, pulling them just low enough to expose their ass, dick, and cunt. i would give them back the bong and roll him over on his hands and knees before kissing and sucking on their ass making my way inwards. leaving hickys on their ass and drooling over their cunt. beginning to fuck the tip of my thumb into him and making sure he's wet enough before sliding one, then two fingers inside. fucking him slow and deep while he tries to keep quiet so the people playing pickleball nearby won't hear his sweet whimpers.

just thinkin about it

[anakinh]

I love DnD so much. I left the central problem (how to turn a dream world into reality) unsolved with a few vague brainstorms for a solution and my players just came up with a perfect, easy solution. One with little arcanobabble from me. Fuck writer's block! Crowdsource your narrative!

[dollyichi]

the voices in me the parasites the DEMONS

[britishchick09]

i know it's too early to think about getting a new cat, but my mom has been looking at a shelter nearby in search of tara...

and there's this little shy boy named fern whose face looks just like kitty! a long lost relative perhaps? ;)

[upperranktwo]

Help a customer just yelled at me and called me a highly offensive individual 😭😭😭 because I was afraid of her dog that she let run around the shop unsupervised 😭😭😭 I told her I was afraid and was keeping my distance even if the dog was behaving and she told me to get a grip 😫 an actual bitch... my manager did tell her not to yell at me but I'm a little shaken by it tbh

[mrsoharaa]

"I will fuck you shamelessly and maliciously in front of these pesky peasants, do not toy with me woman" - Ryomen Sukuna 😵‍💫💓💦

[apatheticlexicographer]

MOTHERFUCK i did not realize how much those antidepressants made me feel physically psychologically and dare i say spiritually like a peat mummy

literally 2 days off them and i've experienced more joy, lucidity, motivation and general good vibes than i did in the whole 2 months i was on them 😭😭

[splinter-sister]

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[cold-neon-ocean]

2, 9 for LOK?

✨ love your fandom ask game ✨ 

2. A headcanon you weren't sure about at first but have come to like!

Ooh this one is kinda tough~ I'm generally rather removed from the fandom at large so I actually don't really know of a lot of popular headcanons out there, let alone ones I initially didn't like and came to like~ I really only ever consumed content about Baatar and Kuvira as they're my favorites, and with them I'd either like a headcanon outright, or dislike it outright. I will say, at least in the limited fan content I've consumed, there is a common idea of Baatar having gone to university in Ba Sing Se for a period of time. I've seen at least 3 folks use that in their writings for him, and while it was never something I was "unsure" about, I didn't initially include the idea in my version of him. I don't know who penned that headcanon first but I was always hesitant about being seen as "copying" anyone lol. I do like the idea though, especially with my very codependent versions of Baatar and Kuvira, some time apart like that during their "good years" would be rather interesting, since they have been in each other's lives for most of their lives, Baatar choosing to go where Kuvira can't follow- even for a short period of time, I can see her holding against him for a little while. Especially with her preexisting abandonment issues.

9. A ship that isn't your OTP but you enjoy

Once again I'm pretty singularly invested in Baatar and Kuvira but there are definitely some canon and fan ships that I like! Canon wise I'll always have a soft spot for Bolin and Opal, just because they're cute and I like the potential dynamic it creates with Baatar specifically. A lot of it is pretty contingent on my rewrite versions, but what can I say, I'm a bit of a sucker for puppy love. Lyn and Kya was an early ship I'd see in the fandom that I always was like *Kermit nodding gif* ooh yeah I like that, and I've also seen Lyn and Bumi which I also really like, but I never really delved into fan works of either admittedly. I'll confess that lately the crack ship of Baatar and Zhu Li has been on my mind, but definitely not as a positive ship in any way, more like a mutually waged psychological warfare that they aren't even trying to hide from each other kind. I don't remember what sparked the idea- I'm not usually one for crack ships as I tend to be pretty single-ship through and through, but it's been a fun dynamic to think about, especially the kinds of conversations they'd have.