#he makes such cute noises

[heartonmyfingertips]

was smoking with the boyf under some bleachers earlier and realized how secluded they were while still being close enough to hear other people. was thinking about fucking him there so he'd have to be quiet enough to not draw attention. someone walked by and freaked me out though so we left :(

but omg

thinking about handing them the bong and starting to tease him while i encourage him to smoke the whole bowl i'm lighting for them. going around behind him and sucking on his neck lightly while trailing my fingertips up and down their lower back. slowly slipping my fingers under their waistband before retreating to fill another bowl. we share this one but i pull him onto my lap and blow all of my hits into his mouth. we'd smoke one more bowl like that before i start undoing his pants, pulling them just low enough to expose their ass, dick, and cunt. i would give them back the bong and roll him over on his hands and knees before kissing and sucking on their ass making my way inwards. leaving hickys on their ass and drooling over their cunt. beginning to fuck the tip of my thumb into him and making sure he's wet enough before sliding one, then two fingers inside. fucking him slow and deep while he tries to keep quiet so the people playing pickleball nearby won't hear his sweet whimpers.

just thinkin about it

[raintides]

finally playing project sekai 4 years late (i like the clown unit)

[methoughtsphantom]

Jason “my family doesn’t know im alive” Todd and Danny “my family doesn’t know I’m dead” Fenton going alongside each of their plans my beloved. like Danny will absolutely go head-to-head with all of Gotham to support his new best friend on all his crime lord endeavors while he drags Jason to also attend collage with him. They are roommates and there never seems to a mention of family from either side. It’s an unspoken understanding they have. They met because Crime alley as a ghost lair thrummed with so much loneliness, it was at first the perfect place for Danny to hide his ecto signature in. But then he saw the dumbass whose lair it was lean his motorcycle just a tad too much when making a sharp turn to an alley, he sweeped the floor through a lifted chain link that passed his body but not his helmet. Yep that’s right the red thing got stuck. Danny who at the moment happened to be watching through his window snorted. Much to his horror because if not a ghost that dude could’ve gotten his head flung off.

Still, the scene was ridiculous.

On a whim he irrationally sees the police closing in on the guy and panicked at the thought of the guy using intangibility to free himself so Danny phased them both through his apartment wall and left the guy sprawled in his couch. Jason didn’t freak out but that’s normal when one’s got a concussion, one the guy immediately denied having as Danny laid out the medical supplies. The idiot proceeded to almost flatten four steps to the door with his stubbornness. He also said “I’m asexual” in the most deadpan voice as Danny dropped him back in the couch.

Danny sighed. Clearly though, he’d done so too early in the night because the guy kept trying to go, kept trying to knock Danny out, kept trying to slash him with knifes Danny didn’t know he had stashed. He’d only disarmed the guy from his guns. The visible ones apparently, cause at one point the guy did take out a gun and shoot until the ammo ran out and then teetered the thing like it was an art prop and hit his moon lamp.

Danny "yeah you aren’t officially my friend until you’ve tried to kill me" fenton my guys.

Anyways both keep having the same argument over if Danny technically kidnapped Jason or not. Danny holds the fact that the police at least didn’t see the guy make the ridicule. Jason argued that happened cause he was sporting a concussion. Danny argued he got that after.

Jason at first thinks the guy's a meta, but no. Danny introduces himself, sheepily now that he recognizes this is who the lair he invaded is from. He bandages him and tries to cook for him. If Danny didn’t have ice powers he most certainly would’ve burned the apartment. Jason then proceeds to kick him out of his own kitchen and make them both enchiladas. It’s the most normal both had in a while with another person and the air seems oddly settled. From then on, Jason constantly invited himself over, under the pretense that this was his territory and therefore he could drop in unannounced. Danny who has actual powers says he only allows this because Jason cooks very well.

Danny stays away from the crime fighting business unless his buddy is in deep shit he can’t get himself out. Also it’s Danny’s turn to cover for his vigilante friend which Sam and Tucker give him so much shit for. (but also advice)

And they were roommates. (omg) Danny effectively derails Jason’s big comeback plans by casually dropping ghost lore every two days. Like,

Jason, talking about how he doesn’t want Bats snooping on his territory:

Danny: Just don’t let them in

Jason: ??

Danny: yeah!! Hasn’t Batman died and got revived??? You can totally kick out death touched people you don’t want entering on your lair.

Jason: …I can?

Danny: Yep dude, your lair’s supposed to feel safe.

Jason: wait does that mean I can kick you out?

Danny: First this is my apartment. Second, im dead, not dead touched. Third, it’s too late to get rid of me. bitch.

Anyways Jason is super excited. You mean to tell him he can actually deny people over to his territory haunt?? (Yes it’s only to people who have died and came back but still!! The sample size is exactly the type of people he doesn’t want to see—!)

Joker my beloathed can’t step foot in Crime Alley.

(Jason’d feel a lot safer if the clown was dead but the possibility of his murderer turning into a ghost and their little loophole not applying on the clown is too scary to contemplate.)

Anyways, Jason loves experimenting with the power. It can go from simply making people shudder and not want to enter crime Alley to straight up not letting them enter like there’s an invisible wall blocking the way.

Jason because he’s hurt that Bruce never even patrols Crime Alley and also because he’s petty put B under the category of “invisible wall” blacklist. His reasoning is that the man doesn’t even attempt to enter Crime Alley. To him it’s surely just a place shadowed in tragedy. (anyways that’s it’s the place he met Jason)

Ironically, Jason totally forgets that Batman does venture into Crime Alley one day in the whole year. The day he met Jason.

Okay. He didn’t forget at first. The first year Jason remembers cause it was only a few months till then but then the next— Jason forgets that today’s the anniversary of the day’s Bruce’s parents died. He forgets to allow B in when he feels a slight tug and dismiss the feeling that prompts Bruce to investigate because he literally can’t enter Crime Alley. He starts the trialsTM, he scouts on the very edge and sees people the whole day enter and get out and cross with no problem but Bruce can’t.

It’s literally just Bruce.

Time to call Constantine, i guess.

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms

ANYWAYS

A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.

The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.

“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.

“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”

Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…

The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”

The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”

The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”

“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”

The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.

Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.

One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.

This… might require some phone calls.

[nouverx]

Funfact, that little squeak Alastor does when he's first introducing Rosie and she dusted off his sleeve is an actual noise a baby fawn. Z

YEEEESSSSS I've seen people talking about it on twitter this is the cutest little detail about him I'm gonna cry like actually

Find yourself a bestie you're so comfortable with you start making little fawn noises. They are so perfect AAAAHHHH

Also, kind of unrelated but since we're talking about Alastor noises, in the french dub he makes a little "AH" sound when Vaggie interrupts his breakfast it's very subtle but it's so cute as well so I wanted to share it

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

it’s suguru and his love for sleepy drunks against the whole entire world

[0vergrowngraveyard]

In the Boom episode "Aim Low", after Sonic accidentally causes Tails' papers to scatter all around his workshop, you can faintly hear Tails let out an angry little fox growl once Sonic comes back

tails makes so many little noises in boom i love it. he’s a very squeaky guy

[bird-inacage]

Love Sea Episode 6 | (Docile Kitten) Tongrak

[beatcroc]

pest control.

bonus:

*UPDATE: i made a sequel

[bitchfitch]

I had a shrink appointment today and while I could not see it I knew my doc was going through the five stages of grief while I explained my fool proof strategy for doing my t shots despite a crippling fear of needles: By abusing my vastly more crippling fear of being an inconvenience.

My mother and I play phasmophobia together every week. she usually has a pretty limited time to do this bc she's like. a doctor and a college professor whos always busy. So I asked her to just. hold me to doing them. We don't start playing until the shot is done. so my needle fear doesn't matter because now it's Wasting™ her time and I have to do it quick. Using one neurosis to defeat another.

It's a horrible coping mechanism because it's feeding the inconvenience fear, but it is definitionally a coping mechanism.

[rfxn-emulator]

Noisette took him to Burger King for Valentines Day :)

[dragqueenstarscream]

10, 14, and 16 for the lovely tfp Starscream? With a cybertronian reader, if you need specifics

anything for my favorite bird!

10 - compliments are the big one. you could compliment him on literally anything, and he'd file that shit away for the next time he's alone and wishes you were there with him.

apart from that, gentle touches also get him going. he's so used to megatron's roughness or the ferocity of battle that the first time you handled him more gently while interfacing for the first time, it caught him off guard. but holy shit, he loved it. they don't have to be as overt as interfacing, but holding servos, resting a servo on his pauldron to make sure he's ok, brushing dirt from his wings... they make him fall harder and harder for you.

14 - starscream is typically very cautious with intimacy aboard the nemesis. having relationships onboard, while not explicitly forbidden, is heavily frowned upon, and it's a great way to get megatron on your case. it's why knock out and breakdown usually get up to shenanigans when they're off the ship.

that being said, he's only ever been caught once. he was getting himself off to the thought of you when someone rudely walked in on him, which made him squawk in surprise and fall off the berth as he tried to cover himself up. thankfully, it was just knock out, who did tease him relentlessly for it, but didn't tell megatron about it. he's no snitch.

16 - his wings would be the most obvious answer. that's not a starscream thing, that's a seeker thing. still, a great way to get his engine purring is to massage his wings when they're sore. he's putty in your servos at that point.

apart from his wings, though, i'd have to guess his neck. to me, he seems like the kind of guy who whimpers if you lick/bite his neck, especially right at the base where it meets his shoulder. if you bite his neck during interfacing, don't be surprised if he starts kicking and clawing at the berth.

[kiruamon]

A Villain's Light AU - Everyday Life

Some little glimpses into their daily life.

Let's start with a wake up call.

Not that Eclipse really sleeps, but he does run a lot of his systems down when charging up. Although if he forgot about the time and worked through all of the night it could happen that he couldn't fully charge himself up until Snowcone woke up. He learned from it and mostly goes now to bed at the same time as Snowcone, just to make sure he can be at his best if his little one is ready to start the day.

Second... cookie baking! It was very yummy according to Snowcone.

Snowcone was allowed to lick the spoon clean, but not more then once. But the cookies were even better.

Eclipse can't digest any food or drinks. But he started to pretend eating meals with Snowcone after the first few days when he found out that Snowcone was no ordinary fox cub. He also cooks and prepares all the meals himself. Even as there had been a few obstacles to overcome at the beginning. (Like kidnapping and blindfolding a random human from the city to make him taste test Eclipse's first cooking attempts, before throwing the guy out on the street again when he was satisfied with the ratings. Poor dude didn't know what was going on at all.)

Also when the first snow came Eclipse did go on a walk with Snowcone and allowed his little boy close to the end of it to change forms even though Snowcone had to promise him not to change back before they got home so he wouldn't catch a cold. Eclipse still wrapped him into his scarf to make extra sure his little boy would stay as warm as possible after having jumped around in the cold weather.

During a more sunnier and warmer time in the year Snowcone gathered some flowers for his papa and placed them in Eclipse's lap.

Also bedtime stories are always good.

And some sketches of sleepy Snowcone and Eclipse.

And how about having a few small glimpses into the future?

This one here isn't even too far away from the heroes intrusion.

Snowcone will encounter a new friend. (Maybe some of you remember the joke-post with hero Sun? There it was mentioned that Moon is picking up stray cats from the streets sometimes. Well aaaand this here is the one he kept as his pet.) Snowcone adores her a lot. And the first time he saw her, he called her Prince like his plushy, because of how similar she looked to it. After Moon explained to him his cat was female and named Void the little guy switched to calling her Princess Void instead.

I also made a little redraw of it during a gartic phone round.;)

And if we look even further into the future...

He still loves his 'little' boy. And it goes both ways.

Aaaand for last, have two random bonus drawings from Gartic Phone Icebreaker promts. One was to draw your OC with their favourite animal and the other one was to draw them as a pirate. Well... so I figured it was a good chance for Snowcone to show off his plushy friend.

[marimo110cm]

I love harassing old men <3

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

suguru loves it when you bite him but cult leader geto will straight up let you use him as a chewtoy

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