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"Oh, g-ddammit. Now I want to ask Phoebus to do some sculpting to theoretically age us. We can't rely on his Breath of Life to age us temporarily, as he's still not fully a master of that gift. But sculpting is much more precise, since we don't have any hands on software that would age us digitally."
"I know how I'd look if I was 40. I was told I looked hot!~"
"Immy said I might develop a body shape similar to my father and Gregorio's if I aged a few decades. In other words, I'd probably get a dad bod gut."
"Would Phi and I finally get beards?!"
//Nope.
"G-DDAMMIT!!"
#as much as being eternally beautiful and physically fit is great#these Himbos are also sick of being mistaken for like#being fresh out of high school or sumn lmao#Ruixiong is the most okay with aging due to Chinese views of associating longevity with wisdom and prestige#but yes I was told middle-aged Ruixiong is SMOKIN#I promised a friend I'd do a sketch of an older Giovanni#but yes he'd somewhat resembles his father Antonio and older brother Gregorio lmao#I can't imagine Phi or Guy as older tho#it's legit hard#maybe they'd be like#Chevalier d'Eon pretty????#I have no idea I really don't#[The Himbo Squad]#[Wang Ruixiong]#[Guy Duchamp]#[Giovanni Vespucci]#[Muse vs Mun]
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LOOK I JUST REALLY ENJOY THEIR FRIENDSHIP OK?? You can't tell me they wouldn't hang after their respective personal quests (spawn ending ofc)/emotional breakdowns over their own mortality
EDIT: I forgot to watermark these so now more than ever PLEASE don't repost
#baldurs gate 3#astarion#astarion ancunin#karlach#bg3#Karlach 'I could kiss his pointy little face' cliffgate#karlach cliffgate#karlach bg3#bg3 fanart#my art#I discovered CSP is a lot better than PS for animating#consistent artsyle? I don't know her#I just like their vibes#they seem like they'd be there for each other#maybe karlach just wanted someone to talk at her about absolute nonsense while she processes her own mortality bc that girl needs some help#I JUST REALLY LIKE THESE TWO
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they're exhausting<3
#art#digital art#fanart#one piece#one piece fanart#zosan#comic#everyone knew they'd still get into petty fights when they got together...just maybe not like this#but i feel like they WOULD do this tho#edit:JUST realised i left up the colors next to sanji's face and im so embarrassed.... need to stop posting at 4 am#makes my brain mush
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On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.
Bonus:
#a homestuck walks into an antechamber and asks#hey is anybody going to make this dynamic wholly deterministic and thus dubiously consensual by its very nature#ANYWAY bigger ramble below. scroll down like usual#isat spoilers#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#THATS RIGHT WE'RE STILL SHIP TAGGING IT BABYYYY#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#lucabyteart#RAMBLE START: anyway i think loop is wrong here. they have it backwards. as-- in my opinion--#the main reason they could be called back into existence postcanon is because *their* wish for help is still not complete#they still need help. siffrin still needs help. neither of them will ever stop needing help.#they will thus uphold the wish until the end of siffrin's natural lifespan.#that said. what does it mean that loop can be so wholly forced to abide by siffrin's wants?#(assuming the dagger cutscene posession is them being forced to uphold the 'help siffrin' wish via harsh universe logic)#[as opposed to something capricious and cruel the change god did. which feels out of character for the change god to me?]#much like how the island wish and duplicate objects are neutered by simply sliding off people's brains...#is loop subtly ushered toward their wish? obviously it's not a full override (see: the bossfight). but is there any interference?#and if so. so what? does it matter? if they don't notice? is it even real if they don't notice?#and even if they do notice. the universe leads we follow. how much do either of them value their free will in a belief system like that?#the whole game is dedicated to siffrin habitually NOT excersizing his free will. doing things the same Every Time.#Loop ESPECIALLY does this. predetermined predetermined predetermined even in the FACE OF CHANGE. REFUSING. ANY CHOICE.#Maybe they'd even be comforted by having a universe-ordained purpose even if it is subservient. even if its to Him.#(though. i can't see siffrin enjoying the idea that someone is subservient TO them... then all their suffering is his fault...)#loop got into this mess via WANTING too much. no more free will. can't be trusted with it. take it away from them.#but yeah. gets my greasy detective pony hands all over this. and everyone please do remember i like to make characters Outright Wrong A Lot
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average post about paul mccartney: I want to bend him over and fuck him so hard he starts crying god I hate him so much my beautiful princess
average post about john lennon: estrogen would have saved her. look at her. that's My Wife. she's evil. she's insane. I want her.
average post about george harrison: has anyone ever served this hard? personally, he should have murdered john and paul and ran off to have beautiful bisexual sex forever and ever 🫶
average post about ringo starr: ringo! 🥁
#or maybe this is just my mutuals but. when I tell you this really sums it up......#I do just want to show beatleblr posts to the 1964 era beatles girls I think they'd either love it or hate it#and I think the ones that would love it.... well I'd be their friend#like let's go dorris let's discuss fucking paul
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these 2 dragging sniper out of isolation to come hang
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 engineer#tf2 demoman#tf2 sniper#they are the bros of all time 2 me#they watch everything together and i feel like they'd appreciate each other's tastes in a lot#sit by the campfire crack beers n shoot the cans while talkin about the latest gunsmoke ep that just aired on the outdoor tv engie set up#demo is swinging his sword around drunkenly while they are doing this and has almost cut their heads off god knows how many times#maybe actually cut their heads off a couple times#all in good fun!!
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Hypothetical reigns
an exploration of where I think they'd be if they had been chosen by The Tide instead of Trouty.
Hake would fail, and sturgeon would rule with an iron fist.
#doodles#concept art#?#i guess i'll tag it as concept#sturgeon would have no friends or social life#she's be all work all the time#hake would be living in the woods#so you know#sometimes time is a circle#petrel would probably be sturgeons advisor!#unsure if petrel is alive with hakes reign of if they'd axe him like they did trouty#i think the cult would just have another leader rise up after hake departs#maybe sturgeon would hop up and be like 'never mind all that!'
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Honestly there's no one I'd rather be on a forced saving-the-world road trip with than the origins gang. Sorry kotor companions sorry bg3 companions but no one does it like the origins gang. They are a family they are insane they are not to be fucked with they never would have been friends if they were given a choice in the matter. The perfect road trip squad.
They consist of the best dog in thedas, the worlds most royal himbo, a demi-god shapeshifting witch, a bisexual assassin nun, a bisexual assassin orphan, a powerful spell-slinging grandma living on borrowed time (who is bffs with a spirit), a giant spy man who doesn't know how to function by himself, the worlds grossest dwarf, and a giant statue that has a life goal to kill all birds.
#dragon age#dragon age origins#barkspawn#alistair theirin#morrigan#leliana#zevran arainai#wynne dragon age#sten#oghren#shale#i just want to travel with them ok#i realize none of what I said about their dynamic is something kotor/bg3 companions lack#there's just something about the origins group that makes them especially compelling to me#maybe it's the setting idk#the fact everything around them is dreary and grey#they're like all just trying to hard to simply eek by#and if none of them ever met each other they'd all still be nobodies#and they hate each other and they need each other and they love each other
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Personally, I hope Eddie gets a whole Eddie Begins Again episode that starts with him in confession/at the church talking to The Hot Priest™ about his childhood and we get a flashback to little preteen Eddie and his best friend and Eddie clearly has a crush but doesn't understand it.
Back in present day we see Eddie talking with the team about crushes because Denny has one and Hen talks about her first crush being on her best friend in middle school. Bobby's was on a girl from camp. Chim's was on a celebrity. Buck's was on his kindergarten teacher. Eddie hesitates and says his was on his best friend too and everyone looks at him sympathetically because Eddie has said Shannon was his best friend before.
Then we get a flashback of him meeting Shannon and being smitten with her, but we also see him and Best Friend having a sleepover and we see Eddie's face get a little pinched (you know the look) when best friend talks about his crush on a girl and then Eddie puts on that mask we see him wear all the time and starts talking about Shannon because he is infatuated with her and it's easier to focus on that than on how he feels for Best Friend.
Then we get more talk with the priest and maybe with Bobby and maybe even a call with Chris where Chris asks who best friend was because he found Eddie's old yearbook and they looked really close in the baseball team candid pictures.
We get a flashback to Eddie at Church and the priest talking about how gay people go to hell because it's a sin. Then after church in the basement eating donuts Eddie overhears his mom and another mom talking about how sad it is that Donna Lopez's son is a queer.
Another call, this one at an engagement party for two women. Eddie is again extremely competent and Buck slaps him on the shoulder with a laugh and says something about Eddie not having to worry about being hit on at a lesbian engagement party.
Eddie flashes back again this time to enlisting and telling best friend before he tells Shannon. Then we get a moment where Eddie is really close with a few guys in the Army. Then we get him and Shannon fighting between tours and Eddie going to best friends house to find that he's there with his new fiance and Eddie laughs and says he's there to congratulate them. He cries in the car outside his house and it's clear he doesn't understand why he's so upset - is it that he's overwhelmed with life? Is it that he and Shannon are fighting? Is it that he feels like a failure? Is it because best friend is engaged? Is it all of it?
We get a call at a gay wedding them (because it's all very on the nose) and Eddie is competent as always. He gets a guys number and then we flash back to Eddie's first time out in L.A. where a guy hit on him and Eddie turned him down by saying he was married.
Back in present day he and Buck are drinking beers at Buck's loft and Eddie has the same soft look he always has when he looks at Buck, but then we see him tense for a moment like he's realized something. When he leaves he goes back to the church and finally tells Hot Priest™ the thing that Eddie buried so deep that it took decades to uncover - He thinks God hates him and bad things happen to him because he's had thoughts about men. He's loved men. He loved Shannon, he always will love Shannon, but she's the only woman he ever loved, but he's loved more than one man.
Hot Priest (who is still catholic) says that God doesn't hate anyone and God doesn't punish people for thoughts and that having those thoughts isn't a sin, but acting on them would be.
Eddie shuts down for a second and then we see a flashback to Eddie meeting Karen and wine nights with Hen and Karen. We see him bitching at Josh but fondly. We see Buck Buck Buck everywhere, bathed in golden light. Eddie stands up and thanks the priest, but says he doesn't think he'll be back.
As he walks out of the church it's Eddie's turn to be bathed in golden light of the setting sun. His phone rings and it's Chris telling him he wants to come home. Eddie smiles and the episode ends with him shaving off the moustache and booking a flight to Texas. He's got a kid to reunite with and then he's got some stuff to talk to Buck and Bobby and Hen and maybe even Chim about.
#eddie diaz#911#911 abc#911 on abc#buddie#911 spec#not really spec I know they'd never do an episode like this#but#I like the idea of it#maybe I'll write a fic about it
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I AM SO NORMAL FOR THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAA
#they are so gay for each other your honor#the 1.68 stem girl getting rizzed up by the 1.80 biker chick#no but LISTEN like they'd be SO HOT TOGETHER#ugh maybe im jsut gay for both of them#yuki on her motor cycle and shoko on the vespa AHAHAHHA#yukisho#shokoyuki#shoko ieiri#yuki tsukumo#jjk#fanart#jujutsu kaisen
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Can u draw Jedidiah and Octavius having a movie night using Larry's phone please 🙏??
I love your art sm!
Aww, thank you ♡
What movie are they watching? (Pretend there is something on that phone screen pls)
#honestly I just wanted to write this dialogue I don't have any movies in mind#anyway#does the popcorn look like popcorn? should I have left it more white? or maybe the shape is the problem..#ask#anonymous#answered#night at the museum#natm#natm jedediah#natm octavius#gaius octavius#jedediah smith#jedediah and octavius#jedtavius#fanart#art#traditional art#they need like. one pop corn each (and maybe even that is a bit too much)#I actually wanted to draw something similar myself so this ask was perfect actually#they'd watch it on an illegal website and fill Larry's phone with viruses#handwriting so bad the 'Larry' looks like 'Lawy'
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salute
#alt title: growth (without one another)#i like the idea of them meeting by accident again in the future#like?? imagine probably more or less a decade after Chariot retires!!!!!!!#it would be SUCHHH a bittersweet moment because they'd be proud of one another but still longing for that relationship they always wanted.#but by this time?? the world might be a more calm than it used to be.. and maybe.. MAYBEEE Captain Garrick's gonna make a move fr this time#my art#2024#cod oc#my ocs#gaz x oc#call of duty#call of duty: modern warfare#call of duty: modern warfare ii#call of duty: modern warfare iii#cod#cod mwii#cod mw#cod mwiii#modern warfare#mw#mw2#mw3#gaz cod#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#oc#ocs#original character#original characters#character design
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Not all who wander are lost. Some who wander, however, are extremely, extremely lost.
#note: this is a kitchen in a house of change. they are still on the road w the party#not to say i think that maybe chillin out in one location with some loved ones and planned visits from their friends would fix siffrin#but i am saying that they do seem to hoard random items at every given oppertunity. which is an interesting habit#isat#isat fanart#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat spoilers#sifloop#isat siffrin#isat loop#sloops#lucabyteart#but yeah no i dont actually know that siffrin would wwwant to be . travelling literally forever. given the. well. um#that one QnA answer especially. the immediate deflective joking when asked how long they'd been a traveller. mm.#it's not like they chose this life is the thing. and we know they have a habit of forcing themselves to 'stick to the script'#i really do think they'd be better for some stability. its not like you cant have a house and also go on fun travel holidays also#(if you want my real opinion. why not just move to bambouche to help raise bonnie. but. that's fanfic territory at that point)
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Just a bit of fun! Theoretically, the Shepherds' Corner is a place for the Shepherds to rank each other according to questions like "Who's the most generous?" or "Who's the biggest neat freak?" You usually get my opinions for those questions, but what about theirs? 😆
Would you like to see more of the Corner? If there's enough interest, maybe it'll become a once-a-week (or so) feature! Let me know in the comments or tags! 🌟
#to keep it manageable i won't open the corner for reader questions just yet - but maybe someday if there's a demand!#Shepherds of Haven#shepherds' corner#rankings#i got the idea because i saw a reblog about a page in an artbook for an anime i've never seen before lol#+ needed a small simple easy activity to blow off steam before my brain burnt out its bulb and here you go!#I like the added challenge of thinking who THEY'D vote for for these questions rather than just giving my canonical author answer lol#like i personally think Briony's temper is worse than Riel's (but lower than Trouble and Ayla's) but hey--it's THEIR corner!#i just do what they tell me ✋🤚🔫
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cumplane au but they both keep accidentally dom-ing each other
#they would be arguing over something stupid#and shen qingqiu would kabedon shang qinghua to prove a point about something#and qinghua would zone out for the rest of qingqiu's rant#or maybe they'd be arguing over who was stronger (qinghua might have weaker cultivation overall but he's still a physical cultivator)#so they'd arm wrestle or something#and qingqiu would accuse qinghua of cheating because he couldn't move his arm#and so qinghua would grab both of his arms with one handand be like#“Bet you can't still cant move my hand haha”#and qingqiu would slowly turn red as he struggled but couldn't get free#(they're doing this without their enhanced cultivator strength btw)#before resorting to headbutting him in the face and running away to qing jing peak until the next peak lord meeting#just them manhandling each other without realizing the other is into it#visiting each other in person more often is completely unrelated#and if there's more pda#they're from the modern world!#of course they're physically closer then expected!#friends are supposed to be close and affectionate! (not that those shut-ins would know lmao)#it's completely normal :)#svsss#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#cumplane#writing prompt#svsss au#suggestive
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Danny and (a recently revived) Jason move into an apartment together, they live right next to each other too.
The thing with this, however, is that the both of them?
They goddamn hate each other.
If murder was not illegal, they would genuinely kill each other. But since it is, they settle for the next best thing, just beating each other up on sight.
At least, until the landlord told them to not fight on their property and if they were to do it out of sight, so they don't scare away any more potential clients.
They've already scared away more than 10.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp crossover#You know that one comment that thought I was genuinely hating even though I put (This is just for dramatic effect) near the top of the post#Yea I'm still thinking about that and maybe the slightest bit salty over it#Doubt they'd ever see this though since it was resolved pretty fine in my opinion :D#but if you do see this#You know who you are#Anyways#Danny and Jason fight like feral cats in my opinion#Even though Jason is a highly trained fighter#Okay maybe Danny fights like the feral cat and Jason fights like a more refined version of that#Still feral tho
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