#yukisho

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I AM SO NORMAL FOR THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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FAWK SOMEONE SENT IN AN ASK ASKING IF YUKI WOULD LET SHOKO SHOTGUN HER AND I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT WHILE REPLYING ? okay redo

but yeaaaaaaaah 😁😁 imagining yuki sitting in a chair while shoko, having the height advantage over her freakishly tall girlfriend for once, perches on a table next to her and smokes out the window. she makes holding a cigarette look oddly elegant, delicate.

yuki’s tried smoking before and she doesn’t hate it but she doesn’t love it either. yet when shoko crooks a finger at her, she’s leaning forward and up with the string that coaxes her closer to her girlfriend, her dark brown eyes as deep as quicksand as shoko cups her chin. “c’mere, baby,” shoko says even though they’re nose to nose, her brown hair falling around them like a privacy curtain in jujutsu high’s med bay and enshrouding them in the scent of nicotine and jasmine that clings to shoko like a lover.

shoko’s smile is faint as her lips part and she blows a steady stream into yuki’s waiting mouth, passing the cloud in a baton-pass. yuki doesn’t look away as she lets it sit until it cools, then exhales it all right back out. her top lip brushes shoko’s bottom one before shoko pulls away, and suddenly yuki’s playfully pouting, “where’s my kiss?” and she’s stretching further upwards, neck straining and lips exaggeratedly puckering, expectant. shoko snorts and kisses her until she’s satisfied

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how did the spitroasting yukisho came to be i am very curious ‼️‼️

CLEARS THROAT 🤓👆🏽‼️

I was pondering the mechanics of spitroasting really fucking hard for some reason and I was like is it still considered spitroasting with two women on either end…? cos like the position is only called that due to the style of roasting chicken… BUT I THINK YOU CAN STILL CALL IT SPITROASTING W/ TWO WOMEN. so I wanted to write wlw spitroasting with reader

that aside I’m always at the scene of the crime when it comes to rarepairs. I love rarepairs I love torturing myself with thoughts of dynamics that we’ll literally never see. I think shoko and yuki would be soooo lovely together idk like two women who can hold their own especially when it comes to witty conversations + flirting… traveling sorcerer and grounded doctor… like Mmmm u know. also I need them to double team me WHAAAAAT WHO SAID THAT

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curious to see your wlw fics too meow (shoko……………… gulp)

mother 😫

i would’ve told u my wlw wips regardless but mmm this fanart of shoko is sweetening the deal… MOMMYYYYYYYY sorry

here are all the jjk x reader fics of mineeee :3 once again i feel like im forgetting a few but. welp. and im still plotting fics for my college au w/ yuki and shoko so thats why theres no college au stuff here for them

• hybrid au (have started writing 👩🏽‍💻, REQUEST ⭐️): lioness hybrid yuki and puppy hybrid reader (fem reader) go flower picking for a valentines date

• college au: wlw, super codependent business major fem!gojo x fem!reader getting freaky while fem!gojo’s parents are downstairs

* college au (have started writing 👩🏽‍💻): wlw, fem!geto and fem!reader are fwb but geto wants More than that she wants to date you fr. following a college party where you get drunk and call geto to pick you up, she ditches her homework to drive you home… aaaand they get freaky in her car (based on ‘touch me’ by victoria monét and kehlani)

• SPECIAL-GRADE band au (have started writing 👩🏽‍💻): bassist!yuki reunites with you, her ex, who joined SPECIAL-GRADE’s rivaling band: cursed womb. they end up falling into bed with each other again. you tie yuki up in a hotel & you top for once (based on ‘what I want’ by kehlani)

• normal au (outlining 📝): unintentional officesiren!shoko, thinks everyone stares + dodges out of her way + whispers about her because they’re scared (when really it’s cos everyone is attracted to her), you are INFAAAATUATED with her and when shoko tries to talk to you shoko’s internally like ? god are you scared of me too…? cos you shake like a little chihuahua next to her

• edo period yokai au (outlining 📝): apothecary!shoko and fem empress!reader. shoko is the head apothecary at the palace and directly serves empress!reader; shoko is also a nekomata w/ two tails. shoko eats out reader on her throne

• jujutsu universe (have started writing 👩🏽‍💻): you and shoko are both in their fourth year of jj high & are 18. she’s MADLY in love with you and you were her lesbian awakening. geto gives shoko good advice. meanwhile gojo tells shoko to just go up to you and ask if they can practice kissing together cos neither of them have had their first kisses. geto is like WAIT NO but #1 loser lesbian shoko is so soldddd on this idea cos she 1. wants to kiss you SO BAD 2. wants to skip the whole ‘let’s talk about our feelings’ part… aaand they practice kissing and confess and lose their virginities 🤭

• jujutsu universe (have started writing 👩🏽‍💻): you and shoko are fwb with the strict rule that Naur feelings are involved. shoko grapples with her growing attachment to you while they share a joint and scissorrrr

• jujutsu universe (outlining 📝): yukisho spitroasting you 😋

• normal au: surgeon shoko (lost her mom to breast cancer and her father has been battling Something his whole life so shoko is in that specific field that deals with whatever this may be cos she doesn’t want to lose him too) x fem!reader (who is surgeon satoru’s new intern/assistant idk yet). shoko witnesses you and satoru joking around so shoko automatically assumes that they’re similar and shoko’s like 🙄✋🏽 stay away and be professional @ you

• yakuza au (have started writing 👩🏽‍💻): garuda’s angels leader yuki x barista!reader motorcycle sex

• yakuza au (have started writing 👩🏽‍💻): garuda’s angels leader yuki meeting barista!reader + progression of falling in love, fluff, humor, oneshot

• yakuza au (have started writing 👩🏽‍💻): informant!shoko gets a lap dance from stripper!reader at your apartment and it’s their first time having sex together, oneshot

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random poly shit that I need to write for me myself and i cos nobody else gon gaf!

yukisho x reader

sugushoko x reader

…. sugushoko w/ fem suguru x reader

suguyuki x reader

oyabuns satosugu x angels!reader

t4t satochoso x reader

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gorgeous and powerful women (shoko, ningguang) being the reason the the hot, tall traveling women (yuki, beidou) keep coming home

shoko and ningguang could both shotgun (shokguan? lol) me honestly

and yuki and beidou could pick me up and throw me around 😩 we love strong women

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p.s. I FEEL THE NEED TO EXPLAIN THE POWERFUL PART 😤😤😤 obviously ning is because she's the tianquan, for shoko it's because she can use rct on others

COMBINING BEIGUANG AND YUKISHO OHHHTNKWBRKAJW I JUST TOOK A LETHAL HIT MAYDAY MAYDAY, PAW ANON IS TRYNA KILL MEEEEEEE

shokguan is clever as hell let’s get u that oscar or smth… speaking of ning and shoko being powerful can we talk about how hard shoko punched gojo in phantom parade?? HELLLOOOOOOO???? I KNEW SHE COULD PACK A PUNCH I KNEW IT!!!! MY WOMAN AINT NO IRON DEFICIENT STRING BEAN!!!

and let’s not forget the dragon and phoenix symbolism w/ beiguang!! since shoko = ningguang in this situation, shoko & phoenixes work reaaaally well since they symbolize good fortune, prosperity, rebirth, resurrection, etc etc. which goes hand in hand with her RCT

and yuki = beidou in this situation, and ofc yuki & dragons work perfectly too!! they symbolize water/purity, ambition, wisdom, good fortune as well, other stuff im prob forgetting. which all makes sense for her

and ofc beiguang sun and moon. the sun and moon is SO obvious w/ yukisho as well, they even have the color schemes for it 🙂‍↕️

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reader going "i must've done something great in my past life" before she gets spitroasted by yukisho

LITERALLYYYTBEKWHRKSJW and afterwards when reader’s lying there dazed btween yuki and shoko, reader’s like wow. i truly am blessed #ONBIBLE #CALLMETHEHONOREDONEWITHTHEWAYIJUSTGOTIT

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god I'm not sure how long tumblr's character limit is for asks but i do hope you don't mind walls of text 😭😭 i tried to break them into smaller paragraphs but there's still a lot I'm so sorry in advance

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p.s. same anon that sent flower picking yuki + jeanlisa, fem!gojo, that yukisho shotgunning and uhhh i forgot what other asks but I've been lurking a while and motorcycle sex yuki snippet got me rolling around in my bed kicking my feet so high that I HAD to let you know how i felt about it lmao

I don’t mind at all!! I love long asks cos that means I have lots to talk about to AHRKAHEJS and I like reading what y’all say :3 I like that you guys come to me to ramble it’s flattering in a way

knighting you as 🐾 anon 🙂‍↕️ and u truly are yuri jesus omfg it’s you behind all those asks… IM GLAD U LIKED THE SNIPPET COS MOTORCYCLE SEX MAKES ME WILDDDDD especially cos it’s yuki… meowing loud as helllll i need to get back to that wip

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curious, I know you like satosugu shokohime and yukisho but what other jjk pairings do you enjoy

cracking my knuckles. ok there’s a lot and I’m a rarepair enjoyer as well so I’m always in the trenches

satosugu and chosoyuki are my faaavs, but aside from them… yukisho, shokohime, satochoso, tojikuna, nobamaki, yuutamaki, getochoso, sugushoko, satoshoko (tho I see them more as fwb), itafushi, sukugo, sashisu, yukishohime (or whatever you’d call it), mechamiwa, nanako and nobara, hakira 🙂‍↕️

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yukisho-pilling / shokoyuki-pilling u guys like my life depends on it