#maybe i'm just missing all the good jim content?

[co-captens]

Alright y'all, let's think about Jim in canon and some interpretations we can draw from them:

As I said, Jim doesn't like killing people. They make like they're going to kill Lucius so he doesn't reveal to anyone that they aren't a cis man, but given ample opportunity to do so, they don't. In their confrontation with Spanish Jackie, they name that they have the ability to kill her if they want while she loads her gun, but they don't. When they meet up with Nana, they say they got oodles of revenge -- an answer they hope will please Nana and, potentially, free them from their obligations of vengeance. And while one could argue that we can't really know what Jim was trying to say to Stede about getting over murder, I would like to trust Olu's interpretation: when you kill someone else, a part of you dies as well. Does that really sound like someone who loves killing?

(Sure, Buttons thought that Jim loves a good bit a blood, but Buttons also thought Jim was dead, so maybe he shouldn't trusted for Jim intel.)

Jim's complex relationship with gender stretches far beyond being nonbinary. Based on their interactions with Spanish Jackie, their Nana, and the crew, I would hazard an interpretation that they're much more trusting of women than men, probably stemming from, I don't know, that time a group of men killed their family. Olu has to pull their favorite color out of them; they open up to Spanish Jackie about the pain of their traumatic past pretty quickly. This gives us so much to work with as we consider their disidentification from womanhood and manhood, and their relationship with Olu as perhaps the first man they've trusted in some time.

What, then, does it mean for Jim to pretend to be a man? Do they think that they'll have an easier time killing as a man, because they've spent their life thinking primarily about men in the context of murders?

Jim is literate, at least in Spanish, and keeps a log. Lucius does not seem to know this; I would assume no one else does. I don't have much to say about this, I just haven't seen it noted much.

They joke(?) to Olu about returning to a nonspeaking state. Honestly, I don't ever know what to make about this comment or the look they have on their face when and after they say it, but I know they aren't just a nonbinary person on a plot for revenge, they're a much deeper character battling external and internal pressures to act as--to be--a legendary avenger of their family and countless more like theirs, while their own identity quietly plays out underneath. And what do they ask for, even as a joke? To live quietly aboard the Revenge, unbothered by its various idiots.

Please please please feel free to add onto this post or create others digging a bit deeper into Jim Jimenez.

We need to read Jim's character a bit more deeply. They're so much more complex than the little 'nonbinary and violent' box fandom puts them in. They don't even like killing.

[princesssarisa]

Character ask: Kermit the Frog

Favorite thing about them: How kind, friendly, and idealistic he is, and how he usually serves as the stable "eye of the hurricane" among the craziness of the Muppets. Yet at the same time, how relatably (and humorously) stressed and angry he becomes when his patience is tested too far. Then there's his dry humor and sarcasm (which was more pronounced in the Tales from Muppetland and early Muppet Show era than in more recent years – in those days he could be a real smart aleck!), and his poetic dreamer quality, which probably stands out the most in his signature song, "Rainbow Connection." Because he's such a famous pop culture icon, it's easy to forget just how three-dimensional and (for want to a better word) human he is as a character, but he really is.

Least favorite thing about them: He can sometimes be a little mean when he loses his temper.

Three things I have in common with them:

*I love music and performing.

*Like both Kermit and @ariel-seagull-wings, I want to make people happy through the arts.

*I can be quiet and thoughtful sometimes, fun-loving and exuberant at other times.

Three things I don't have in common with them:

*I couldn't handle the stress of being the Muppets' leader.

*I don't have any desire to date a pig.

*I'm not green.

Favorite line:

From The Muppet Show:

Me, not crazy? I hired the others!"

From his showdown with Doc Hopper in The Muppet Movie:

"Yeah, well, I've got a dream, too. But it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. That's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with. And, well, I've found a whole bunch of friends who have the same dream... And it kind of makes us like a family. Do you have anybody like that, Hopper? I mean, once you get all those restaurants, who are you gonna share it with? Who are your friends, Doc? Those guys?... I don't think you're a bad man, Doc. And I think if you look in your heart, you'll find you really wanna let me and my friends go to follow our dreams. But if that's not the kind of man you are, or what I'm saying doesn't make any sense to you, well, then, go ahead and kill me."

brOTP: The other Muppets, especially Fozzie, Gonzo, and his nephew Robin.

OTP: Miss Piggy, with reservations (see below).

nOTP: Any human.

Random headcanon: The original script for 1969's Hey, Cinderella! called for the Fairy Godmother to turn him into a coachman. But he had too much pride in his frog heritage to want such a thing – and besides, none of the human actors who auditioned for the part of Coachman-Kermit could imitate his voice well enough – so the script was changed to have him refuse to be turned human and drive the coach as a frog.

Unpopular opinion: I'm not particularly invested in shipping him with Miss Piggy. Their having broken up (again) in the 2015 ABC series doesn't outrage me, and to be honest, I wouldn't have minded if they had never "officially" gotten together at all, but had kept their old Muppet Show dynamic of Piggy pursuing Kermit unrequitedly. (Although a part of me is glad they moved past that, because dragging it out for decades might have made Piggy seem pathetic.) Maybe it's because I'm not a fan of "on-and-off" pairings, maybe it's because of Piggy's tendency to be violent when Kermit offends her, or maybe it's just because my introduction to the Muppets was Muppet Babies, which solidified "Kermit and Piggy are friends and Piggy just wishes they were a couple" as their default relationship in my mind. But while they've had nice romantic moments over the years, I'm content to see them be good friends instead of lovers.

Song I associate with them:

"Bein' Green"

"Rainbow Connection"

Favorite picture of them:

Some of these are borrowed from @ariel-seagull-wings

In his "Sesame Street News Flash" outfit:

As a baby:

With Jim Henson:

This poignant cartoon drawn by a Disney artist in 1990:

(I'd like to think Mickey came to visit and console him after Jim Henson died because he remembered going through the same pain when Walt Disney died.)

And with Miss Piggy:

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

OFMD characters ranked on how nesh they are

firstly, Izzy is wearing so so much black and leather head to toe in the fucking caribbean so i will die on the hill that this man sleeps under as many blankets as he can cover himself with without suffocating in an actual winter and his hot water bottle is his best friend

Ed, meanwhile, I feel runs hot. idk why. vibes. maybe it's the crop top and missing sleeve, I just see him as being completely content with a jacket until it's literally snowing

Stede's less nesh than Izzy but he's more annoying about it, he will 100% go out without a jacket bc it doesn't match his outfit and then complain he's cold

Calico Jack wears fucking shorts and sandals in the middle of december and Izzy hates him for it

Lucius is definitely a bit of a wetwipe about cold weather, and so is Black Pete tbh BUT he's gonna give Lucius his jacket anyway. uh no he's not shivering fuck off stop looking at him he's fine

Jim is similar to BP, they feel the cold but absolutely will not admit it bc that would make them look wholly uncool. but you know what WILL make them look cool? a trench coat.

Olu runs warm and is absolutely happy to offer them his jacket and they're SO TORN on accepting it

Buttons would happily moonbathe in the arctic circle just as he does in the caribbean, he doesn't advertise it wearing stuff like shorts like CJ but he is FREAKISHLY immune to the elements

Fang and Ivan are both human hot water bottles and absolutely delightful to be able to cuddle with in the colder months izzy definitely doesn't know from experience why would you ask him that

on the one hand I'd presume being from Scandinavia, the Swede is pretty used to the cold but I also do just love the mental image of him in one of those hats with floppy ear flaps and pompoms and tassels so I'm saying he's not immune to cold but he does know how to dress for it

Frenchie doesn't feel the cold but that's because he's plastered to the side of Wee John who is also a human hot water bottle and I'm not even sure he's aware of it, he thinks he's normal and then is surprised when WJ is somewhere else like ??? is it weirdly cold rn???

Roach claims he can withstand anything, hence his name, but he would spend suspiciously more time in the kitchen with the nice warm cooking fire when the temperature drops (nobody is complaining, the warm food is appreciated all around)

Spanish Jackie............. i want to see rocking a fur coat, that's it that's my opinion, she is dressed for the weather and she is looking SO DAMN GOOD doing it

[troublesometrollhunters]

Hi! I'm new to tumblr and I absolutely love Trollhunters, so when I saw you were doing this I got so excited :D If I could, do you think I could request an Arrrgh x TrollHybrid Reader, and a Draal x Artist Reader? Both of them very fluffy please! (And maybe a kiss for the Arrrgh x reader?)

(Going with the Aarrrgh one because I've already done Draal X Artist Reader lol. Not really sure what you meant by troll hybrid so I just made them a changeling sorry :"3)

Aarrrgh had found you wandering with torne clothes and a heavy backpack in the woods. Strickler and Nomura had left town having places to hide and Otto was covering his own ass but you had no where to go... so you remained. You were scared the troll would kill you at first but Aarrrgh knew you weren't a threat, you were just someone who needed help.

You were camping in the woods cause changelings had come to your house to kill you after your failure. Aarrrgh asked to see your camp and the troll was suprised as it wasn't set up very good and you seemed to be struggling. Deciding you didn't deserve this after the help you'd given Jim, he asked you to pack everything up and doing so he took you to a nice unoccupied cave near TrollMarket.

It was in that cave you currently resided. With Aarrrgh and the Trollhunters help you'd made the spacious cave a home to be proud of.

The cave was covered in warm blankets and fluffy pillows. Woven branch mats had been made for the carpet and troll furniture from TrollMarket seperated the cave into different spaces. You'd made a makeshift living room, a sleeping space, a kicthen area, and a place to lounge. Vendel and Blinky had also donated some books and a bookshelf giving you a small library in the cave making it feel more homey.

There was also a cooking space near the entrace where you had spices and herbs hanging from the cave wall with all your perserved food. A large fire pit took up space near the entrance so the smoke would filter out. And although your home didn't have any modern day amenities like your old house you didn't mind. It was cozy and it was dry and it was safe and away from the Order and somewhere your friends could easily visit you.

As you started a fire to cook something for the night Aarrrgh came with food. Entering he smiled at you before chuffing as he got closer. You smile back and as he drops the food he comes closer and nuzzles you happy.

"Missed you." He states in his deep rumbly purr. Nuzzling him back you pull away to give him a little kiss on the nose before you scratch the area behind his horns.

"I missed you too." Giving him another headbomp feeling his mossy furr in your hands he purrs loudly before settling in your lap. Letting him get comfortable you look at the fish he brought. Gutting them and flaying them you stab them before putting them over the fire. Something Jim had taught you to do.

As they cook your content with the home you've made and the mate you'd found.

"Hey Aarrrgh." You whisper softly as you comb your fingers through his mane.

"Hmmmmm?" He hums softly. Giggling at how cute he was you give him another kiss as you listen to the fire crackle and pop.

"Thankyou." You murmer before hiding your face in his furr embarassed. He purrs softly before gently nuzzling into your lap scooting closer to you.

"Welcome." He hums happily as you both cuddle in silence waiting for the food to cook.

[eppysboys]

Can you elaborate on how you feel about the lyrics book eppy? If it helps at all I'm a huge paul fan and I pre-ordered it on the spot GENUINELY THINKING 'omg this will finally be some illuminating stuff that will clear up so many misunderstandings about his artistry' and uhhhh it just turns out he's even more damaged/repressed/arrogant/good at lying to himself/clueless about how he's perceived than we all thought?

Hi anon!

I want to preface by saying that my regret about buying the book was definitely more about my personal money situation than anything else, because it was definitely a LOT of money to spend on something I didn't know the contents of and whether it would be worth it. My bad, that's all on me. I did not have high hopes for anything deep and personal to be revealed. I suppose I expected more new photos, some new stories, maybe a bit more fleshing out of some of the usual ones that are brushed over. I haven't read the entire thing yet so this is just my impression of it so far:

It's interesting that this book is titled and advertised as about 'The Lyrics', when it seems like Paul is the most enthused and engaged when discussing music (which is a pleasure to read!!!) The way he writes about the musicality of 'And I Love Her' compared to how he actually came up with The Lyrics, for example, is a little jarring for someone who might have picked up the book to know a little bit more about....the lyrics. It's a kind of juggle between analysing singular lyrics, basic biography/establishing the scene and music analysis - which is great but it often comes across as lacking in depth especially when it comes to...the lyrics. I think once you've grappled with the fact that this is more of a biography/collection of anecdotes and thoughts about and relating to his songs and life, it's easier to enjoy it rather than feel like you've missed something.

I think the thing that people have been reacting negatively to is that there is a lot of filler - context for the song that is very basic - but it's like it's establishing context for the insight that never comes. It's ghostly. It was a bit strange having some songs be more like chapter titles for an interesting facet of Paul's personality or an anecdote from around the time he wrote the song (that apparently wasn't at the forefront of his mind when he wrote it) rather than the name of the song you were about to learn more about the construction of.

"Sometimes you write to get a sort of feeling rather than a perfectly ‘correct’ lyric. Sometimes the lyric can be secondary to the feeling."

The idea that there's something underneath the mask of the anecdote or the 'Ray Charles' feeling or whatever it is.....but never getting the answer that is sort of established is there...lurking... but not for us to know... is a little :/ Does $100+ entitle anyone to Paul McCartney's deepest thoughts and feelings and secrets? No. But it'd be nice to walk away with a sense of some solid insight gained and not reach the end of a paragraph feeling like the magician has made your wallet disappear (i'm fine, i swear). And there are many 'new' things to enjoy in this book! Lovely insights and stories etc. I don't get a profound sense of understanding Paul or 95% of the songs much better than I did, but you could account that to me being a very big Paul nerd in the first place.

To be frank, I don't think there was enough new content and depth to justify the price at all. I know it's Paul McCartney and it has to be $$$$ because he's a legend and yadda yadda yadda, but it's quite disappointing? I can remember buying one of the Jim Morrison books containing a collection of his poetry and journal entries and memories from loved ones and it was a massive amount of new content - quotes and images and all sorts of things, and it was $50 when it hit the shelves. Idk, just thought it was worth mentioning that it was odd to me how bare this book was for the price.

The epic highs and lows of this book are delightful. Some quotes from this book have me absolutely like 🥰 and then others are just..... I'll put it this way, it's like that image of a weathered lounge singer kind of rambling with false-modesty about their past experiences they've told 100 times with this vapid kind of air to it and everyone in the audience is just :| waiting for the next song. ("I’m actually quite a fan of ‘ordinary’. I hope in many ways it defines me, and so also many of the songs I’ve written. Don’t get me wrong; I like extraordinary people and things, but if people can be great and ordinary at the same time, that to me is kind of special") It's that kind of vibe. And then there's the more wtf moments which are little gems sprinkled throughout the book that are horrible and hilarious and wonderful.

Random thoughts and things:

He made no mention of sex when describing 'Eat At Home' 😤 Unacceptable!

The Stuart facing the wall at the Larry Parnes audition story just had to get in there, eh? 😂

did you know that Brian was gay gay gay and middle class???

"It sounds like I got drunk, and then I was arrested by a rozzer with a pink balloon tied to his foot, and it’s just daft, but you can also read into it that pink could signify something like a certain gayness." You could read it like that. I guess. Whatever.

^This absolute dork of a man 💖

I love our brave little soldier, writing about the things no one else dare to. I also enjoy the fact he brings up Liza Minnelli right after the gay talk. I adore this oblivious straight man.

I think, to end this off, there's gaps between casual fans, less-than-casual fans, little historians/super nerds and obsessives - and this book had to be crafted with the ability to satisfy as many people as possible while still retaining the privacy and peace-keeping that Paul obviously values dearly. He obviously wanted something a step above a traditional biography (or MYFN) that would take him through the timeline of events rather than delve too deeply into his own psyche and into the gritty uncomfortable parts of his history. I think fans would love and appreciate and respect if he had done that - but it's totally understandable why he wouldn't want to or even feel the need to. He's still loved and appreciated and respected.

Incoming tangent: Fan culture over the years has become more about acquiring the hearts and minds of the celebrity - the parts only you pick up, the things only special fans notice and discuss. People flock to tumblrs who can discuss in depth their view of their fave's psychological makeup as if they are superior for knowing. People even brag about beliving they 'get' Paul (and other beatles for that matter) better than other fans and actual family members. It's important to be mindful of when the line is being crossed, and when assumptions are being presented as fact - like assuming Paul wants people to pick through his history and draw certain conclusions that are not the ones he usually presents in interviews/books. That's some qanon shit. Basically: He doesn't owe us an in depth analysis of certain things but in this fan culture it's understandable why being closed off about things has gotten Paul some backlash. More specifically, it's understandable why the traditional narratives being spun over and over when there's a clear case for certain things being more complex is frustrating for fans. I identify with that frustration, for sure, but really, what can we do? If it doesn't matter to Paul, why should it be so stressful for anyone else? What right do we have to the whole truth? What right do we have to Paul's soul? He's at a point in his life and career where he can shape his image exactly how he wants, and he has done just that. He's built our home and here we are, throwing shit at the walls like monkeys :')

[tesseractrave]

Hey LOOK

That trollhunters movie was sooo bad like smh I was facepalming the whole movie.

Actually the whole series after Trollhunters was unnecessary and just...uhg.

Dont get me wrong, 3below and Wizards wasnt horrible. Just unnecessary.

Trollhunters was the gem. Beautiful story, nice armor(I'm a gal for armor. Why i watched it in the first place). Has three seasons that keep you rooted. And it ended. Ended nicely. Should've ended there...but it didnt.

3below only added another weirdness to Aradia. Served no real purpose but to add aliens. The bad guys played no part in the later seasons. It was just to add more character to the two weirdos that appeared in one or two episodes.

Wizards wasnt as useless. I guess it was a little necessary. Added a backstory to Merlin and Morgana, added a way to make Jim human again, and told the history of trolls themselves. And, again, it added more to character you see a few times in the first series. It wasnt actually that bad. Except for the introduction of the three elementals. Yay.

Which brings us to the movie. The biggest fuckup of them all. I may have missed it with some of the skipping I do, but why does the two elements want the world to end? Why do they want to start over? Why did so many characters have to perish in the most useless of ways. They just kept killing off characters for no other reason but to just...do it??!?! And dont get me started on the ending. Like Tobias could do any better? Like Tobias could prevent the apocalypse that was soon coming and Jim couldn't? Tobias is known for being cocky and flamboyant. Even more so than Jim....

I just dont understand the movie and I gave it a thumbs down for that reason. They tried but I think they may have tried s but too much

THANK you... I cannot stress enough how important Tales of Arcadia was to me.

My life revolves around stories, the art of storytelling is the most important thing in my life. It's why I become so passionate about certain topics and fandoms (that and ADHD). The way stories and situations work with the unique characters and their own branching backgrounds and relationships is so indescribably inspiring to me, especially the fact that it is real people who create all of them. Real people who either singlehandedly or work together to create these beautiful weaves of characters, emotions, relationships, and situations.

For some reason, Tales of Arcadia was my absolute favourite story. It wasn't even the best to me, but it was my highest priority in all the things I was passionate about. It was my saving grace at my low points. It brought so much comfort and joy to me, and despite my brain knowing it wasn't the greatest, my heart held it in such high regard.

I wanted to hate Trollhunters. Before I had known it even existed, my older brother (who I look up to the most) talked to my family about how he watched a few episodes, and he thought it was cringy and childish. I stood beside him as he showed me the first episode for the first time and made fun of it in front of me, all the while I just nodded and laughed at his comments. In my head, I could see where he was coming from, but as the days passed, I found myself wondering more and more about it. There were three seasons of this. What even happens in that time? What happens with the girl he liked, and the trolls, and the teacher?

So I caved. I sat down at my computer and remembered what my dad told me about how you couldn't truly judge a show until you've seen at least three episodes. I became hooked, and my ADHD was singing especially. I loved this. I loved everything about this, good and bad. I could see all the layers in the story and I saw how brilliantly this was created and how the story was told.

So I watched more, and more, and I watched 3Below, and I found myself actively anticipating Wizards to the point where I cried when the trailer came out. I cried incredibly hard, and I found myself saying to my family, "You guys, this is my favourite thing in the world!" I said it even to my brother, who I didn't care in the slightest about disappointing in this regard. When it came out, my mother sat down with me and watched it, saying that she knew how important it was to me, and she wanted to be a part of that and understand it so she could make me happier. My family's thing was Star Wars, I was raised on it, and I found myself holding it emotionally closer than even that. It was that unimaginably important to me. I had no way to truly explain why, other than the fact that I was just in absolute awe of the way these stories were told and connected and visualized. I was especially excited for the movie, and I cried when the trailer dropped for it, too. I even made my family watch it with me...

And then it came out. I had invited all of my friends and my boyfriend to come over and watch it with me, and I had bought snacks and sodas. I was giddy enough to sit outside and wait for them to arrive, and when they did, I turned off all the lights, and we all sat down and watched it together, piled onto my couch and giggling as I pressed play.

It was just... one thing after another. It felt like it was slipping through my fingers like sand. I was desperately emotionally grabbing at it and my little ADHD brain was screaming at the screen. All of the destruction of the characters' development, the deaths, and finally... the undoing of all of it. The whole story and franchise I had come to know and love was destroyed before my eyes in just 1 hour and 46 minutes. My friends and I were all blubbering messes from Toby's death and as the credits rolled, and I remember running to my mother in her office and crying into her shoulder for an unimaginably long time before all of my friends came in and hugged me. I was truly heartbroken, and it took me probably much too long to finally come out of the daze of shock I was in from that.

Rise of Titans literally and figuratively undid everything I held dear to my heart about this series. It genuinely hurts my little storyteller heart to even look at any content for Tales of Arcadia anymore. All the mistakes that were made, and all the missed opportunities, I could go on and on. It genuinely hurt me through one of my most vulnerable spots and my emotional connection to it.

I've just been trying to give it time, I guess... maybe I'll find a way to close my eyes and pretend Wizards was the end of Tales of Arcadia instead, or maybe I'll set it down in the dust and leave it as it is like a broken memory of something I used to love. All I know... is that I truly, utterly despise Rise of Titans.

[venator-arts]

a comprehensive list of fanfics/wips I've completed/am actually working on and how much im working on them (not in order)

I AM OPEN TO RANTING ABT WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN MY WIPS OR FIC IDEAS SO DON'T HESITATE TO ASK

(also I will update this every now and then when I write some more lmao)

STAR WARS

wips:

• skybridger aladdin au - update: 7th chapter is finally up!!! (after six months... oops) anyways at a good point in the story, big time skip ahead

• finn fic - is there, maybe rewatch tfa and read some finnpoe then i might get inspired but wont post for agessss

• infinity stones - also there, working on it in bits and pieces, plan to have all chapters written out before posting (like 6 or 7 chapters - one for each stone and then maybe branch out in future for more worldbuilding idk)

• one-shots and snippets of execute order 65 au - the idea is there and i have things i want to explore but idk man it'll be longer than skybridger before i get to it

completed and posted fics:

Execute Order Sixty-Five - order 66 fix-it

rosi's spectres and skywalkers (series) - includes: reminders of people lost, i never lost hope, Younglings of the Rebellion and Wait For Me

Full of Hope - rouge one alternate ending

imagine all the people livin' life in peace - tros alternate ending

MIRACULOUS LADYBUG

wips:

• mlb hbic au - starting to organise written snippets into order and connecting things together, lots still missing despite the 20ish pages worth of content, nothing posted but art is on tumblr

• anatis and grimalkin spin-off (from hbic au) - it'll happen as we go, bits and pieces will click together eventually ig and i can go off of ideas in hbic au

• akumanette - not a lot but some basic concepts down like trigger or akumatisation and some other points but wont be done done for a while

completed and posted fics:

rosi's miraculous one-shots (series) - includes: the motorcycle is actually a great idea, sweet dreams (are made of this) and i used to hear a simple song

TALES OF ARCADIA/TROLLHUNTERS

wips:

• more of jim's perfect timeline au - mainly just a fic of barbara adopting all of jims friends with a healthy dose of half-troll mother son bonding

completed and posted fics:

jim's perfect timeline au (series) - includes: time in the hall of the mountain king and like mother like trollhunter

THE WITCHER

wips:

witcher daemon au - it won't leave me alone so I'm super excited for this one!!! there's a lot of worldbuilding that needs to be done to work out the mechanics of how daemons with work with witchers and mages and super powerful monolith breaking princesses; also coming up with names and animals for each character aksdsadj excite

completed and posted fics:

Soldier Poet King - aka jaskier writes soldier poet king in the witcher universe

MARVEL

completed and posted fics:

Keep Smiling For Me - peter and hope during the What If... Zombies ep

Little Lampbug and the Spider - aka natasha dies, yelena cries; yelena finds out nat's dead

PERCY JACKSON

completed and posted fics:

rosi's pjo one-shots (series) - includes: jackson & gardner and a god's power stems from belief

EVER AFTER HIGH

wips:

• evil!raven au - a fair bit is happening, plot points are there and i know where i wanna end up but so much is missing still but we getting there ig (now that I think about it it's not so much evil, maybe more feral raven constantly going apeshit)

ATLA

wips:

• spirit blessed sokka & katara - will probs rewatch atla to get a feel for what i want as its gonna go through show events with some changes ig but a look into their powers is done in my notes and like the start is finished, may have to read some moon spirit!sokka fics (particularly zukka)

YOUNG JUSTICE

wips:

artemis lance (not the title but maybe it will be we'll see) - hehe Artemis gets adopted by dinah lance when she's a kid cause Paula gave her up for adoption to try save her from growing up in a family of criminals au; gonna be so much spitfire and mother/daughter bonding you won't even know (with a dash of team as a family, connor being a big brother and ollie abt to do anything for his girls)

[topweeklyupdate]

TØP Bi-Weekly Update #140: Don't Choke (4/30/21)

Now that I have finished my assessments for grad school, maybe Tyler Joseph will let me live (I sure hope not).

As you all know, our band dropped another track off of Scaled and Icy last night with an accompanying music video. Both the song and video are interesting! Plus, their first single still exists, and we've got news about the other tracks on the album! There's definitely a lot to parse through from the last two weeks, so let's get to it.

To be real, "Choker" initially threw me for a curve. After the much more mainstream sound of "Shy Away", I just wasn't prepared in any way for the very Regional at Best turn of the sound (right down to a naval-gazey whine-rap outro) and the very obtuse concept of the Mark-directed music video (which features Tyler and Jim Dun getting turned into toy by Josh going into the Avatar State). This being TØP, the song has grown on me; I love the very video-game-soundtrack production, the hook is real ear-wormy, and there's a few solid lyrical gems about feeling small and unsubstantial that resonate. I still think that outro could have used a few rewrites (or a cut entirely), but maybe I'll reassess.

(Note: While I'm writing this, some folks on Twitter figured out that one of the many Easter eggs in the toy store include Josh reading a book written by a "Nicholas Bourbaki" that folks speculated a few years ago was written by Tyler before anyone actually read its... controversial content and realized there was about zero chance of that. Apparently, no one on production caught wind of the book's contents until after they started filming; Mark has disavowed the book and apologized for missing hiding its cover in a few shots.)

We'll have to see if "Choker"'s bizarreness is able to catch on with popular audiences next week. For now, we can look at how its predecessor is doing. On the one hand, its general listenership has slumped pretty hard in the past two weeks, barely cameoing at #87 on the Hot 100 last week before dipping right back out. However, on the Alternative charts, "Shy Away" has only continued to grow, reaching #1 on Alternative Airplay more quickly than any other song. (Oh, and Blurryface became the first album in the history of the Hot 200 to chart for 300 weeks.)

In other news: We've got confirmation via Tension Division (the band's creative management team) of Scaled and Icy's production list. Some important takeaways: a) Mike Elizondo, producer of "Stressed Out", "Heathens", and several Blurryface tracks, is making a return on this album to produce "Good Day" and "Mulberry Street", b) A-list producer Greg Kurstin has a credit on "Saturday", c) Paul Meany's back for "Redecorate", and d) Jay's got background vocal credit.

Oh, and Jenna posted some cute-as-hell pictures.

What will next week bring? Will there be enough to flesh out a full update? More music/content? Interviews? I sure hope so!

Power to the local dreamer.

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[dxrksong]

Chapter 5 part one

Probably gonna be a three parter

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*screams into the void* I've rewritten this chapter like FIVE different times!!

Warning: mentions of alcohol and drugs. And then vomiting/nausea.

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Several in spell hours have passed, the guys taking their time to push this thing without Potentially damaging anything. 

As they got distracted telling you how you guys met and what has happened to them since then. 

Apparently the 'heist with markiplier' thing ACTUALLY happened, the whole internet game Markiplier had set up in your dream was ACTUALLY their reality, Mark, you, and everything else! 

Flashbacks to the times you'd actually visit Yancy every other Thursday ran through your head as you remembered the entire train wreck. Yancy seemed to be remembering as well, scratching the back of his head

Yancy: I appreciate youse for rememberin' us. Youse has no idea how repetitive dat place can get.

Y/N: trust me when I say I have a VERY GOOD GUESS on that. 

No one questioned you as they made their way to the manor. You on the other hand had lots of questions you didn't know how to voice. 

How you should feel about the whole Markiplier somehow connecting you to that whole event being the main one. 

One part of you is angry and it's rightfully so as he didn't even ask permission and whatnot. 

But the other part of you held more logic and understanding and was actually kind of glad that whole thing happened. The clicking on the event more than once WAS the permission Mark needed to connect you, and if you hadn't you would've never met those three! 

Your mind was completely at war with itself as you tried to sort out your feelings. It was giving you a headache as you leaned against the railing of the ship, not knowing how to fix any of this. 

When ye all got to de manor 

Sorry, that accent came out of nowhere. 

Anyways. When you got to the manor, despite dropping the area spell you didn't really feel like going in to face the music, but with everyone else going inside you pretty much felt like you had no choice BUT to face the music. 

You took out your phone and checked it. 

Damn that's a lot of missed calls……

You sighed and put it away before joining the small group as they approached the front doors. Almost immediately Mark opened the door to greet the group and he spotted you in the crowd.

Mark: Y/N!!! OH THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE BACK I WAS SO-

Against your better judgment (and the others apparently) you immediately climbed onto Magnum's shoulders to avoid getting crushed by Mark's bear hug. 

Straight up noped right out of that situation. Mark looked more than a little stunned at the act of avoidance. 

Probably because of your little talk with him earlier. And honestly if you didn't feel so emotionally strained you probably would've actually taken it from him. 

But you are, so you didn't. 

Mag: ye ok first mate? 

You said nothing as you got comfortable.

Yancy: oy Mark, dat's yer cue ta leave! Y/N's clearly doesn't want to talk to youse! 

Illinois opened his mouth to speak but someone from the front door beat him to it. 

Dark: Mark, go back to the table, we'll discuss this there. 

Mark nodded slowly before leaving at a snail's pace, hesitating every step or so, looking back to you as you avoided eye contact. Dark sighed and straightened his suit before adjusting his neck

Dark: Y/N. are you alright? No one has seen you in about three hours. 

You paused before shrugging. Your emotions were starting to become dull and void, you just feeling tired above all else. You yawning kind of sealing the deal on the whole thing. 

Until Wilford showed up. 

Wil: Y/N you rapscallion! Where have you been?! 

Wil straight up snatched you from the Capitan before you let him drag you across the floor as he scolded you. 

Wil: next time you want to go out on your own, at least take the Jims with you!

That's defeating the purpose of being ALONE tho.

Wil: I don't care, it's better than worrying about you!!

……..Colonel?

Wil didn't say anything, continuing to drag you to the dining room, the others not too far behind as Dark was showing them around on their way. 

Man that must've been a weird sight to see YOU of all people being dragged around on the floor like some kind of ragdoll. 

You honestly just wanted to pass out on the floor right then and there though….you were more or less forced into your seat, some food already set onto your plate. 

The urge to faceplant was tempting but you didn't feel like suffocating in mash potatoes today as Wilford sat down nearby. 

CameraJim: So where did MirrorJim go? 

You shrugged, picking up your utensil as you started eating. You physically and mentally couldn't summon enough energy to speak even if you wanted to. 

Maybe you should call it an early night tonight? 

MicJim and CameraJim looked at each other before turning to them

Mic: hey MirrorJim, did you know we're hosting a party for the newbies?? We'll have alcohol and everything!!

All of a sudden you just lost any and all appetite you had. Alcohol……...you feel nauseous at the meer mention of the word. Your face must've given yourself away.

Wil: don't tell me you're going to skip out, what would be the point?

You groaned as memories came rushing to you. You remember the party, the whole damn thing. Even the drugs…….

Your head is pounding something FIERCE. All of a sudden you stood up

Y/N: not MY party…

You forcibly started walking to your room, not letting anyone stop you as you more or less collapsed into your room. 

Dark walked into the Dining room 

Dark: mind explaining why Y/N suddenly left to their room?

Mark: the Jims were talking about the party when suddenly their face went pale.

Dr.Iplier: Judging from what I just witnessed it seems Y/N may have some kind of trauma with alcohol according to their reaction. 

Dark: hmm I should probably go talk to them…..

Yancy: maybe I should go-

CameraJim: no no! We caused this, WE should go! 

MicJim: Jims aren't allowed to have alcohol anyway.

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You shut the door behind you before collapsing over a trashcan near your desk, the headache upgrading to nausea as more memories flashed through your mind. 

You didn't just suffer the party one time…...It was a loop. 

Just how long were you forced to-

You heaved, the contents of your stomach coming up into the trash can. So much for that you suppose. 

You heard a knock on your door, you turning your head as the Jims peeked into the room

MicJim: May we c-MIRRORJIM!! 

Oh goodness. They more or less scrambled in, kneeling beside you

CameraJim: oh Jims are so sorry, Jims didn't know!! 

MicJim: please forgive Jims, MirrorJim!!!

You waved them off. You'll be fine….you think. You looked around your room, finding the collection of bags from earlier today and reaching over to find a specific bag before grabbing it and handing it to the twins who looked at you confusedly. You nodded and they went through the stuff you had gotten them

Mic: is this-

Camera: GHOST HUNTING EQUIPMENT?!?!

You smiled with a silent chuckle. Suddenly the Jims had attacked you into a group hug, you hesitating before hugging back. 

Another knock was at your door and surprisingly it was Cherry this time! Cherry readjusted his glasses.

Cherry: do not let this be mistaken as worry but I had came by to escape the noisy ego's downstairs. 

You coughed, waving your arms around in a seemingly random manner to you

Y/N: good to see you too Cherry. 

Oh, that reminded you! You reached over and grabbed a book from one of the bags, handing it to the Red Google Android who took it with intrest.

Cherry: what's this?

You gestured for him to open it. On the inside of the book was a hand written survival book by your's truly with the help of some quick Google searches and random knowledge you've had for a while now, including anything poisonous, safe to eat, first aid training and what NOT to do, etc

The android looked up at you bewilderdly.

Y/N: you're a humanity destroying Android right? Best to equip you with the do's and don'ts of survival in case of an apocalypse! So you can best predict their moves. 

Everyone kind of gave you a shocked and surprised look. All you did was snicker and hold a finger to your lips to tell them to keep it a secret. 

Probably best to not to weird out EVERYONE here after all. 

Cherry: I'm…..pleasantly learning more and more about you.

So you surprised him! Didn't think that would happen. Good to know your gift was a good one! You smiled, relaxing more. 

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(Legit not even kidding when I say I rewrote this 5 times)

[lil-papaya-tifosi]

Masterlist

Admin: Dezzy

Pairing: Hoseok x Reader

Word count: 3782

Warnings: Voyeurism, masturbation, oral sex (m receiving), sub/dom themes, lotsa dirty talk, unprotected sex, choking

Summary: Working in an office monitor room can get pretty boring, but when your friend and co-worker decides to make things interesting, does he go too far?

Nothing ever happens in this goddamned office. You're not even sure why they need a security monitor to watch over the cameras, but here you are, sat in a dark room on the bottom floor of Park & Co., wasting your life away as you watch over the monitors. You see the usual employees doing their everyday work, same old same old. Your eyelids grow heavy as you stare at the screens, feeling as if you might doze off out of boredom. You look at the clock and read 12:25, which means any minute they should-

As if on cue, there's a knock on the door, and you excitedly rush over, your regularly scheduled company very welcome. A large smile spreads across your face as you pull open the door, being met with a smiling Taehyung holding a bag of snacks from the upstairs vending machine. This was your lunch every day since you were always too lazy to make lunch in the morning. However, as he comes in and sits in his usual spot on the ground, you notice something, or rather someone, missing.

"Where's Hobi?" You ask, raising an eyebrow before closing the door. "Oh, he said he had to do something and then he'd be in. Now hurry up and pick what you want before I pick, I'm starving." Taehyung replies as he dumps the contents of the bag onto the floor. You nod, sitting down on the floor and humming to yourself as you pick out three snacks for yourself. "So, you see anything interesting on the cameras today?" He asks, opening up a bag of chips. "Is there ever anything interesting?" You chuckle, rolling your eyes. "Well, Minyong spilled coffee all over herself and cried." He tells you, making you laugh. "I must've fallen asleep then. Damn, I can't believe I missed that." You giggle.

You loved this time of day, when you could just relax with your best friends. From your first week here, Hoseok had been super friendly to you, and when Taehyung joined on as an intern, he was recruited as well to make your little group.

"Sorry I'm late, Namjoon wanted my opinion on some paperwork." The door pushes open, Hoseok walking in. "Aw, you guys picked without me?" He pouts, making you smile. "Yup. You're left with the veggie chips, a Slim Jim, and a cookie at least." Taehyung says and Hoseok takes his seat. "Well, at least there's a cookie." Hoseok sighs as he opens up the wrapper.

You listen as they talk about boring work stuff, your eyes wandering over to the monitor. "Oh, hey, Y/N. I heard a rumor that two of the newbies keep disappearing into the storage room on floor eleven together. Have you seen anything?" Hoseok asks. "What the hell? No I haven't seen it. Damn! Why do I keep missing everything exciting?" You pout. "Exciting? Seeing two people go into a closet isn't that exciting. If there was a camera in the closet though, that would be fun." Taehyung chuckles. "You're right. But sadly, no camera in the closets." You reply, Hoseok raising an eyebrow at you.

"Sadly? What, do you wanna see people fucking in the office? Y/N, are you a voyeur?" Hoseok mockingly gasps, the accusation brining a light pink tint to your cheeks. "I-I never, you know, I never said that I-" "Holy shit she is." Taehyung cuts you off, gasping. "I didn't say that!" You throw a bunched up wrapper at him. "Honestly, Y/N, that's pretty hot. We won't make fun of you for that." Hoseok shrugs, and you can't tell if he's being honest or not. "You won't, but I will." Taehyung corrects him, causing you both to roll your eyes.

Lunch being over hours ago, you lean back in your chair, back to boring work as you watch over the monitor. You start to look at that supply closet door more often, wondering if the rumor is true. So far, nothing. Just the same old boring office. You look around and see Taehyung at his desk, throwing tiny paper balls at Jungkook at the desk across from him. You shake your head at your friend as you look for the other one. Spotting the bright red hair, you notice Hoseok looks a bit uncomfortable, shifting in his seat and, pulling at his pants a little. Maybe the pants he was wearing were too tight? But, they didn't look too tight when he came in for lunch.

You watch as he licks his lips and looks around, his hand running over his pants again. He stands up, fixing himself once more before hurrying to the break room on his floor, locking the door behind him. He closes the blinds in the room, looking quiet suspicious. What the hell is he doing? He grabs a chair from a table and sits down, his body facing away from the door, but towards your camera. He licks his lips and looks around again, and you wonder what he'd doing, until his hand runs over his pants again, and you finally realize the bulge in his tight slacks.

He starts to loosen his tie, his head falling back somewhat dramatically. Once his tie is undone, he starts to slowly work on the buttons of his shirt, his toned abdomen slowly being revealed to you. You knew he was hot, he and Taehyung were both incredibly attractive men, but seeing him like this, his shirt now completely undone, his abs on full display, your breath hitches as your tongue runs over your lips.

No. You can't do this. You can't watch this. You can't watch as your best friend does, whatever he's doing. It just seems, wrong. But, even though you feel wrong, you can't tear your eyes away, watching as he palms himself again, his hips raising to meet his touch as his head falls back. You feel dirty as you watch his slim fingers work on his belt, his hand reaching into his underwear, and you gasp as he pulls out his cock. You never in a million years thought you'd see your friend like this, his hand wrapped around his impressive length, yet here you are, watching as your panties start to get uncomfortably wet.

The first pump has his mouth hung open, and you only wish you had audio, wondering if he was actually making any noise. His voice is so soothing normally, his sounds and whispers must be so nice. You wonder again if you should really be watching him, doing something so dirty. He looks up, directly at the camera, giving a small smirk that you know very well. He does that sly smirk every dirty comment and smooth pick up line he gives you. The teasing flirting. That's all you thought it was, just friendly banter. But, did he have other intentions?

You continue to watch, your fingers twitching and your thighs rubbing together as he loses himself, eyes shut, head back, his mouth hung open as he starts to pump himself faster. You couldn't help it. You loved watching. Seeing a person so vulnerable, succumbing to their desires and getting lost in pleasure. You're practically drooling as his hips move, his cock fucking into his hand, his moves getting a bit sloppy. His teeth capture his bottom lip as his free hand runs through his hair, pushing it back. You start to wonder what it'd be like to be in that room, to be able to touch him, hear him, taste him...

His head falls back once more, his face flushed as he releases, his cum landing on his abdomen, his hips slowing down as he relaxes back into the chair, catching his breath. Once he's calmed down he tucks himself back into his pants, grabs a tissue to clean off his stomach and chest, and fixes his shirt and tie before taking out his phone. What is he doing now? At that moment, your phone pings, a text coming through. He takes one more look at the camera, winking before he exits the break room. You're speechless as you reach for your phone, reading the text you received.

Hoseok: I hope you enjoyed the show 😉

After the little show Hoseok put on for you, you couldn't even look him in the eye without turning pink. It's been almost a week and still you stutter when you speak to him and avoid eye contact as much as possible. You can't help but think back to how good he looked, and you can't stop yourself from thinking more about him. You want him, bad, and you think he knows it. Even now, as you make small talk with Taehyung, you can feel Hoseok's eyes on you, making your heart race.

"Oh, that's right. I forgot, I have to talk to Namjoon about something. I'm supposed to meet him outside. I'll see you guys later." Hoseok says, standing up. "Oh, alright. We still on for tonight?" Taehyung asks, you assuming they have some guys night planned. "Yeah man. I'll see you then. Bye, Y/N." Hoseok smiles at you before leaving. Taehyung starts to say something, but you jump up too. "I have to run to the restroom. I'll be back in a few." You tell him before hurrying out, leaving him by himself.

When you come back, you find the room empty, and assume Taehyung left to go back to his cubicle. You move to sit back down at your desk, but a knock on the door stops you. Sighing, you go to open the door, and are surprised to Hoseok standing there, running his fingers through his hair. "Hey." He smirks, confusing you. "Hey, I thought you were going to talk to Namjoon." You raise an eyebrow at him. "Yeah, I did. He just wanted to make plans to go out this weekend. Where's Taehyung?" He asks, stepping into the room while rubbing the back of his neck. "I guess he went back to his desk. He was gone when I got back." You tell him as you close the door.

Now alone with him, tension sets in the room like a thick mist. Your heart races as he smirks, crossing his arms and leaning against the wall. "So, since we're alone, I wanted to talk to you." He says, catching you a bit off guard. "Uh, yeah? About what?" You ask, trying to keep your cool, but your voice failing you. He notices, moving closer to you. You look towards the ground, but your view is blocked by his body as he stands directly in front of you, his hands moving to gently grip the back of your arms. "I think you know what I want to talk about, sweetheart." He says, his voice deeper, sending a chill through you. "Um, I-I don't, um, know what-" "Did you watch?" He cuts you off. You continue to look away, your silence giving him his answer. "Did you enjoy it?"

You bite your bottom lip, the images replaying in your head for the millionth time. You give a small nod is what you give him, and he responds with a deep hum, almost like a growl. "Have you been thinking about it a lot?" Another nod is his answer. "Y/N, look at me, sweetheart." He commands softly, and you obey, making eye contact with him for the first time in a week. His eyes are dark, full of lust, his soft lips slightly parted as he smirks down at you. You're so close you can feel his hot breath fanning over your face as his thumbs start to gently caress the back of your biceps. When he leans in closer, you don't try to stop him. Instead, you wait impatiently for him to connect his lips with yours in a light kiss. It's warm and electrifying, but quick as he pulls pulls back, as if he's testing the waters, he looks at your face for confirmation that it was ok.

It's you that kisses him this time, reaching up and pulling him down by the back of his neck, moving your lips against his needily. He groans in response, kissing with more force this time. You moan into him as he bites your bottom lip, deepening the kiss as he slowly walks you backwards, your back hitting the wall. As soon as it does, his hands move to your wrists, grabbing them and pinning them above your head and his tongue explores, and you let him do whatever he wants. It's been quite a bit since you've been with anyone, so you're prepared and eager to accept whatever he does to you. His lips move from your lips down to your neck as his hands leave your wrists in favor of unbuttoning your blouse.

You help him by shrugging it off your shoulders, allowing it to fall to the floor. He wastes no time in grabbing your breasts, kneading them through your bra as he nips at your collarbone, leaving small marks in his wake. You close your eyes, tilting your head back against the wall and gripping his arms as you get lost in his warmth, small, breathy moans escaping your lips. "Hobi." You moan softly, almost a whisper. He growls in response, pulling back and looking down at you with hooded eyes while licking his lips. "I need you, baby. So bad. Wanna help me?" He asks, his thumb caressing your cheek. You nod a bit too eagerly, wondering what he needs and ready to give whatever it is. "Good girl. On your knees."

You comply immediately, dropping to your knees as soon as he gives you room. "So obedient. Are you normally like this, or is it just special for me?" He asks, smirking. You don't respond as he starts to unbuckle his belt, salivating as you remember what you saw over the cameras, excited to finally see it in person. His pants pool around his ankles and he unbuttons his shirt as you reach up, admiring the tent in his boxers as you rub it. "Well? Are you gonna just look or are you gonna do something about it?" He hisses, his harsh tone pushing you into action. You pull down his boxers, letting them join his pants as you watch his cock bounce free. It's longer than you expected, not too thin, with a nice curve to it. Precum already leaks at the angry red head, and you wonder how long he's been hard. You reach up to wrap your hand around it, earning another hiss from him.

Your eyes meet his as you start to pump him, his mouth hung open in relief, giving you the sense of confidence. You continue to pump him slowly for a bit, enjoying the soft moans he lets out before he pushes your hand away, gripping his cock himself. "Open up, baby." He orders. Your jaw hangs slack, your tongue resting flat atop your bottom row of teeth, keeping eye contact with him as he guides his cock to your awaiting mouth. He moans as you wrap your lips around him, pushing himself deeper into your mouth. "Agh, fuck." He mutters, pulling out just to thrust back in. He grabs your hair, starting to slowly fuck into your mouth. You hum around him, earning a loud groan from him.

Your jaw starts to ache, tears stinging your eyes as you keep eye contact with him, trying your best to not gag. "Feels so fucking good baby. Been dreaming about this." He admits, his hair starting to stick to his forehead as his grip on your hair grows tighter. A mixture of drool and his precum starts to spill from the corners of your mouth. His thrusts become sloppy, his groan more frequent as he puts both of his hands in your hair. "Sh-ah, ooo baby. I'm gonna cum." He groans, one last thrust being all it takes to have him spilling into your mouth, the bitter liquid sliding down your throat as you swallow it all after he pulls away. "Did you really do that without me having to tell you?" He asks, you nodding in response. "Holy fuck you're perfect. Standing up and face the wall."

You do as he says, standing and putting your hands flat against the cool surface, arching your back so your ass sticks out. "You're so good, sweetheart. Someone must've trained you well. Lucky guy." Hoseok hums, kneeling down behind you. He cups your ass in both of his hands, gripping it through your pants. "You're soaking through your pants, baby. Why don't we get you out of them?" He stands up, reaching around to unbutton them while placing kisses across your shoulders. Once he gets them undone he pulls them down along with your panties, letting them bundle around your ankles. He reaches under you, palming your pussy, his bare hand making you shiver. "So fucking wet baby. Are you ready?" He asks, sliding a finger across your slit. You nod and whimper in response, desperate for whatever he has to offer you.

You gasp as you feel the tip of his cock brush against your slit, your hips moving back even more in need. He slides it up and down your slit, coating it in your slick as he teases you. "Hobi, please. I need you." You pout, too needy to handle teasing at the moment. "You need me, huh? How much do you need me? Tell me how much you need my cock." He says, continuing his torture. "Mm, fuck I need you so bad, Hobi. I need you to fuck me good and hard until I'm shaking. I've been craving your cock ever since I saw it on the cameras. Please just fu-aaahhhh!" You cry out as he slams into you, cutting off your sentence as his cock stretches you out deliciously. "Fuck, baby. You feel so good." He groans, gripping your hips as he bottoms out.

He starts to thrust slowly, allowing you to adjust before he starts to pick up the pace. The sounds of your moans, his grunts, and skin slapping echoes off the walls of the small room, the heat between your bodies increasing drastically. "Ah, fuck Hoseok." You gasp, overwhelmed by the sensation of his cock sliding along your slick walls. You almost scream as his fingers tangle in your hair, tugging on it harshly to bring you closer to him. "Your pussy feels so good, I already feel like cumming. This is exactly what I imagined when I was jerking myself off. I've wanted you for so fucking long, I couldn't help but imagine how you'd look speared on my cock." He grunts between thrusts, making you go crazy. You've always loved dirty talk, and by the sound of it, he's amazing at it.

His hand leaves your hair in favor of wrapping around your throat, the action making your head spin. It's incredible how you've never actually discussed kinks with him, but he's hitting every one of yours. His other hand reaches around to rub your clit harshly, your walls contracting around him. "Shit. I'm closer than I thought. I'm not cumming first though. Come on, baby. I want you to cum for me." He groans, picking up his pace even more as he abuses your clit. His grip on your throat gets a little tighter as he pounds into you, and you start to feel a little light headed as your body begins to shake, your end quickly approaching. A few more thrusts is all it takes for you to let go, clenching around him as you cum, his name tumbling silently from your lips.

"Ah, shit, fuck!" He cries out, pulling out of you quickly and releasing all over your ass, the warm substance sliding down the back of your thighs. His hands rest on your hips as you both catch your breath, your cheek resting against the wall. "Fuck, that was amazing." He gasped, pushing his hair out of your face. You nod, now exhausted. "Do you have any tissues or anything so I can clean you up?" He asks, you silently pointing to a small table in the corner of the room. He grabs a couple of tissues, you staying still until he wipes everything up, placing a small kiss on the back of your thighs once they're all clean. "You did so well, sweetheart." He smiles, and you blush at the praise. You turn around, your legs slightly wobbly, but you steady yourself with your back to the wall. You finally get to see him, still practically dressed, his bangs sticking to his forehead, his cheeks flushed. He still looks incredible.

He fixes his clothes, making sure everything is buttoned and zipped before helping you back into your own clothes. "So, you think we can do this again sometime?" He smirks, walking over to your desk. "Definitely." You smile back. He pulls the desk chair out and stops, looking down under the desk and smirking deviously. "Well, sweetheart. Looks like you aren't the only voyuer in this group." He says, confusing you until he pulls the chair out completely, revealing a scrunched up Taehyung hiding under your desk. "Oh my god!" You cry out, hiding your body even though you're already dressed. "H-Hi, Y/N." He stutters, not bothering to crawl out, knowing very well you'll beat him when he does. "What the hell are you doing here? I thought you were back at your desk!" You shout.

"Well, I wasn't. Once you left to use the restroom I hid under here so I could scare you when you came and sat down, but then you came back, and so did Hoseok, and, well..." He trails off, you obviously knowing what he meant. "But, you could've like, said something instead of just watching!" You pout, not realizing until afterwards how that sounded. "Wait, do you mean if I said something, you would've let me join?" He smiles, wiggling his eyebrows. "No chance in hell, kid. Now get out of here so I can spend a little more time with my lady." Hoseok says, giving the younger male a slight kick in the leg. "Ow! Fine! I'm going!" Taehyung cries, crawling out from under the desk and hurrying out of the room.

Hoseok takes a seat in the desk chair, smiling at you and patting his lap. You bounce over to him, gladly taking your seat as you lean back against him. "So, your 'lady', huh? Is that what I am now?" You giggle. "If you wanna be. What do you say, sweetheart? Wanna be mine?"

[jinxofthedesert]

Hi there!!! It is the same anon that requested some fic recs ☺ Thank you so much! I may give them a read! They look very interesting! But tbh I'm looking for fics that deal with some more in-depth approach to the twins' psychology and character (I don't mind the romance. In fact, I think it's a really interesting plus to the story when handled well).

(Below this is the rest of the messages, put together. Farther down, below the line, are my responses)  

 I’ve usually seen that the twins are portrayed as soft, loving and caring guys with their partners without real motives for such drastic change of dynamics in their twisted personalities. I mean, the usual Valeska centered fic goes like this: they meet the OC in Arkham or during their childhood in the circus and for some reason they reunite in the present, and then it is just the twins somehow falling for them, changing their whole way of being and only wanting to bang the OC the whole time (without taking into account the lack of the OC's inner conflict about loving such twisted men, because these OCs usually are "sane" and good people that somehow are dragged into the twins' world and for some reason they just fall in love with them without questioning it). But for me the least realistic thing about these fics is that the twins become super nice guys all of a sudden. I mean of course there can be character develoment and growth (up to a certain point), but I haven't really found a story that contains such deep explanation. Let's face it, they're still psychos no matter what, even if they have a partner.  In the last season we get a glimpse of how Jeremiah treats Ecco, someone that he used to appreciate and care for deeply, and she still meant little to him. So it doesn't add up to me when the twins are magically turned into these super sweet caring guys while their twisted, evil and manipulative side is completely ignored. I am not saying they can't love, I am just saying that they surely have their own twisted perception of what love is 🤔 Sorry for my rambling, damn, it took soooooo many comments hahaha!!! OMG, Sorry!😂😂 I had a LOT to say 😂😂😂 But I just find these characters very interesting and I would love to read a story with a more realistic approach to the construction of their personalities (and their twisted way of loving too!). Let me know, please, if you happen to know about some fics/authors 😘 thanks again! 

- - - - - - - - -  Hi again, anon! I’m sorry my list of content in the previous ask wasn’t exactly what you were looking/hoping for. As of right now, besides the ones I sent you that may delve a little bit below the surface, I can’t think of a true ‘character study’ type story that I have read so far. But, again, I usually stay in the area of romance so I wouldn’t be surprised if there are such fics out there under a different genre.

I’ll be quite honest, it’s been a very long time since I’ve read any oc/(input character here), including ones with the twins. Normally, I forget they exist until someone brings it up or I stumble across one on Tumblr accidentally. I do agree, the twins suddenly changing for an OC (or anyone) can be a bit unrealistic but from my years of reading and writing, creating stories with such things is a bit of ‘wish fulfillment’ which, to be honest, isn’t a bad thing. Sometimes a reader just needs content that is kind of good-feeling type fic (though not in a sense of how murderous the twins can be but in them getting some kind of positivity in their lives, whether it be through an OC or another character in the universe). When I wrote Oc’s at the beginning, it was either wish fulfillment for me or simply just wanting these characters I adored to finally have some kind of happy ending which they probably did not deserve, at all. 

A reason you might not find such content is also because, character studies are hard. Especially if you don’t have a complete picture of the character. With the twins, a lot is just coming up with stuff, imaging their past and how it still affects them, even if, on the upper layer we’re shown, doesn’t portray those scars left behind. 

With Oc’s, they can usually be pretty hit or miss. It’s not like you’re taking an already known character with known flaws and putting them in your story. Those characters have a foundation already built. For an Oc, the writer has to literally make someone from the ground up, which is equally as hard without making them seem too whiny, too mary-sue like, or just too problematic. This can leave a lot to be desired which can create something unrealistic as well. That’s why I usually only look for content centered around characters from the show, instead of Oc’s; like with Bruce and the twins because canon-wise there is already something there (depending on how you look at it and write it). 

In regard to Ecco: firstly, I think it’s arguable what type of relationship she even has with Jeremiah when we first are introduced to them. We’re shown some concern on his end when she’s clearly been hypnotized but this can be seen as a boss concerned for an employee, an employee who he’s probably had for awhile now and is one of the very rare few who he trusts to an extent. However, we just don’t know much of anything about their relationship or past together. She might have hardly seen him, only contacting him through phone calls and text messages; she may have only brought him supplies through the maze and never was in his inner personal areas. This treatment is all possible given how Jeremiah is quite literally a paranoid mess before the spray, no matter how well put-together he appears. And, if we’re to compare this to his eventual obsession with Bruce Wayne, we can take a guess that Jeremiah and Ecco probably didn’t get very deep with this connection they had. Mainly because with just a few compliments, Jeremiah is invested in Bruce, something we don’t see with Ecco before or after the spray. So we have Bruce enter the picture (someone who has run into his twin on multiple occasions, a fact Jeremiah must know to some extent with his paranoia probably leading him to constantly check newspapers and the news for info on Jerome) and, if you look at things from Jeremiah’s perspective, besides complimenting him, Bruce looks at him and only sees Jeremiah. And this would be baffling to Jeremiah if he knows the affect Jerome has had on Bruce, for him to look at Jeremiah and not see his twin after everything would be just as big a compliment as anything because it’s differentiating him from his twin. Someone who has probably feared being compared to his brother, for people to look at him and only see Jerome (such as what occurs with Jim and Harvey only hours prior). Because of this, when compared to Ecco, we can deduce that either their conversations never went in such a direction, or she hardly had the extended physical contact to ever bring up Jerome or compare or compliment. If so, it’s possible with how Jeremiah is that something similar could have happened with Ecco. And this eventually leads into the spray where his only true attachment is not Ecco but with Bruce, especially, after his initial spray, Jeremiah’s hatred for Jerome is far worse than it had been before, making Bruce’s assessment of Jeremiah simply being himself and not his brother, far more endearing as well. So, in comparison to Bruce, Ecco means absolutely nothing to him, a means to an end. 

I’ll admit, reading content where the twins are somehow in a relationship (with an oc or canon character) while still being rather insane, are quite interesting. However, for stuff like that to work in a compelling and ‘actual’ way, characters like that have to be bent because these characters logistically working in that kind of environment may never be realistic anyways. This can be worked around of course, but it takes so much time and effort; even now, as I write my stories for Gotham, I’m still trying to work around how to make these ships work for the twins because they’re stubborn and although they have obsessions they, at their cores are not good people and while they may try, seriously try to better themselves, there will always be slip-ups.

I do agree, they can love but it would always be twisted in some way or another (look no further than Jeremiah with Bruce). They’re also a lot of fun to take apart and analyze or try and come up with a type of background that works with all the hints we’ve been given. Background-wise, the twins are really something a writer can make their own which is an interesting concept.

This turned more so into a long ramble of writing and Ocs and lots of Gotham lol but anyways, I wish I could give you a story to fit your needs. I quite hate when I have an itch for certain fics and I either can’t find them or the number of fics is so daunting that I don’t dare even try. I would recommend just going through them, possibly looking for complete content first, or ones with high hits or kudos (depending on the site you’re searching on) because I don’t have any at the moment I can suggest. 

(Honestly the ideas for the twins never stop coming lol, perks of their backgrounds and everything else being so hazy.)

I hope some of this message was at least interesting lol and I do wish you luck in finding good twin content that delves into their character or, maybe you’ll get lucky and someone will publish something like that soon! Either way, I hope you find something 😘

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Janis & Grace

Janis: what are you up to rn Grace: UM why? Janis: 'cos we can't find Cass and can't take the kid on the decent rides, will you just stand with him for a minute Grace: oh Grace: yeah sure Janis: cheers Janis: give you some cash, he likes the easy shit Grace: OMG don't even mention it Grace: or like worry about it cos I'm not trying to break a nail rn Janis: you've gotta entertain him somehow Grace: Duh Grace: but that's not with waltzers and rollercoasters babes Janis: I've just said he can't come with Janis: we're talking coconut shy level, Grace Grace: & I'm saying I know what I'm doing Janis: well don't fuck it up please Janis: call if he gets too worked up he's shy Grace: obvs! just go Janis: it's serious Janis: and you haven't said where you are Grace: I'm being serious Grace: I'll meet you at the sweet stand Janis: 👍 Grace: 👌👌👌 Grace: [shows up with a very unimpressed lad in tow] Janis: [just such a withering look like who the fuck are you] Grace: [does not intro him and is just intro-ing herself to Bobby and it's cute] Janis: [just in the background letting Jimmy do what he need to do but lowkey trying to walk away like bye] Grace: [it's fine girl we know Grace has got this] Janis: [ahh when you can't stand to be around her for literally five seconds] Grace: [me when Trace is on one] Janis: [go have fun] Grace: is he allowed any more 🍬🍩🍭??? Grace: he says he's had NONE but I know when a boy is feeding me a line 😂 Janis: try and make him have a hot dog or some chips first Janis: if not he'll be 🤢 Grace: me too tbh Janis: such a good influence, like Grace: I'm sorry that my date is a feeder or something 😱😱😱 Grace: does not take no for an answer Janis: bodes well Grace: UGH IKR 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: he's in a mood cos I got 💋 on him earlier like ?? excuse me Grace: I don't have my own makeup line yet, boy Janis: it is grim when you've used a cup Janis: like a crime scene Grace: OMG don't be on his side! Grace: he wouldn't be complaining if it was anywhere but his face Janis: behave Janis: shits probably harder to wash off that herpes Grace: EW Janis: you said it Grace: I literally did not Janis: you did Janis: don't need to hear about you lipsing anyone Grace: Okay hun that makes no sense Grace: if it had staying power it wouldn't have transferred and he wouldn't be 😣😣😣 Grace: & I wouldn't have to go hard on 🍬🍩🍭 to show him my chill vibe or whatever Grace: so #notlikeothergirls & so annoying Janis: what's any of that got to do with me Grace: 🙄🙄 Janis: you talk for the sake of it Janis: talk to your shit date, not me Grace: sure Grace: laters, babes Janis: 👍 Grace: 👋 Janis: [later than you were probably expecting, like] Janis: k where are you Grace: bumper cars Grace: there's a line but we're basically at the front of it now 🙏🙏 Janis: cool we'll jump it Grace: you can take my place, these are NOT driving shoes Janis: babe, you just steer Grace: really!?? Janis: yes 😂 Janis: how do you not know that Grace: Oh thank god! Grace: idk I've never been on them Janis: how is that possible Janis: maybe you should go in with your lad, let Jim take Bobs Grace: Before this date I haven't been to the fair since I was younger than Bobby so Grace: Oh please, he's long gone Grace: Your boy can if he wants to though, that'd be cute Janis: sure, too many sights and smells, can't control her gag reflex when she's abused it that hard Janis: oh, soz Grace: 🙄🙄 not everything I do is with Mia, thank you Grace: & no you're not, babes Janis: pretty much since you were a bit older than him, maybe Janis: well not really but can't blame him Janis: didn't reckon on you bringing a child so Grace: do you see her rn? obvs not Grace: 🤷🤷 if he wants to say that's the reason Janis: can't really bring your missus on a date Janis: got to have some boundaries Grace: can you STOP Janis: what Janis: I said soz, make Jimmy buy you a drink or something Grace: I don't want a drink Grace: I'm gonna have to work out tomorrow Janis: well can you not just take it Janis: you don't need paying but he'll wanna do something so Grace: He knows my coffee order Grace: I'll make time to go Janis: k good Grace: He's a cute kid, I don't even need anything Janis: that just makes you sound like a child snatcher so keep that hush Grace: you're ridiculous Janis: am i Grace: Duh Janis: 👌 Grace: Whatever, I've said my goodbyes so 👋 too Janis: cheers Janis: later Grace: Any message for mum and dad? Janis: lol that's a good idea Grace: I obvs meant about where you'll be or when you'll be back Grace: but 👌👌👌 Janis: that's even stupider then, ain't it Grace: mhmm Grace: my bad, hun Janis: don't mention it Janis: not the easiest mistake to make but 🤷🤷 Grace: 🤷🤷🤷🤷 Grace: I'm so over it Grace: you too, I'm sure Janis: if they're still acting like they don't have answers to either of those questions, I can imagine Janis: could always repurpose my message for yourself Grace: if I wasn't going straight home but tragically Janis: what difference does that make Janis: can still tell them to fuck off Grace: not before dad picks me up thanks Grace: it's not like that boy will be doing a U turn now I'm Bobby free Janis: lol no way he was 17 Janis: looked 12 Janis: and he still would, he's a fucking pushover Grace: he's 19 Janis: so a nonce Janis: cool Grace: You're literally OBSESSED Grace: first I'm a child snatcher then he is Janis: that's literally the definition Janis: you're a child, he ain't, what do you want me to do Janis: didn't work anyways and even if it did, no one's throwing 😍 at it Grace: If you wanna report him, go off Janis: yeah I'll ruin some sad cunts life 'cos you're out here trying to prove something Grace: ???????!!!!!!! Grace: he asked me out, I agreed, it's not a big deal Janis: mhmm Janis: swear guv Grace: OMG SHUT UP Janis: sort it out for fuck's sake Grace: I didn't know he was that old! You literally just said yourself he doesn't look it Janis: don't incriminate yourself Janis: not illegal but just as weird if you're tryna fuck 12 year olds Grace: gross Janis: you said it Grace: No Janis: definitely did Grace: Leave me alone Janis: ooh alright Janis: touchy Grace: OMG why can't you ever stop? Janis: pot kettle Janis: why are you being so sensitive Grace: Why are you still talking to me? Janis: 'cos what's wrong with you Grace: yeah cos I'm gonna tell you Janis: why do you care Janis: you got what you wanted from him anyway Grace: What does that even mean? Grace: you have no idea what I want or wanted Janis: you wish Grace: obvs you do, but I really don't Grace: I'm wishing you'd go away thanks Janis: yeah, can't you tell how much I wanted to see you Janis: good catch up babes Grace: 😂😂😂 Janis: about right Grace: sure Grace: see you at school, like Grace: Spanish is first lesson back Janis: maybe Grace: 💔 Janis: isn't it just Grace: next time you steal a car is fine too Janis: next time it won't be nans so 🤞 no Grace: just don't look up my bad date, his wouldn't get you a mile out of Dublin Janis: got standards, darling Grace: I know, babes Grace: everybody does Grace: You can only wish for secrets Janis: can give the daily vlog a miss then Janis: phew Janis: love it when they put the work in for me Grace: mine's postponed cos I don't film little kids but there's plenty of other content THANK GOD Janis: 💔 should've thought of that before agreeing to go out with one really Janis: not very committed Janis: I'll 🙌 to that Grace: 👌👌👌 Janis: n'awh Janis: say hi to the gals from me Grace: I'd love to but there's been a disconnect Grace: I'll say it to my ex instead, he just got here Janis: less impressive than the 19 year old Janis: forgetting your audience Janis: they'll probably go for it though THANK GOD 👍 Grace: You're forgetting I only need a ride Janis: that's low, man Grace: If you wanna console him, he'll be free later Janis: you know something's gonna happen to you one day yeah Grace: I know you've got your 🤞 Janis: get a grip Grace: obvs the plan Grace: I'll make sure he's parked first tho, wouldn't wanna cause a crash Janis: unlikely Grace: not really Janis: if anyone bought you were a decent ride you wouldn't have to rely on your ex Grace: if I wasn't he wouldn't be back Janis: he's back 'cos your price is a ride Janis: you know it's not even a fiver in petrol Janis: literally the eastern euro girls on the street aren't as cheap Grace: wow Grace: so judgemental Janis: you're dirty Janis: it's disgusting, judgment from me is the least of your worries Grace: Yeah it honestly is Grace: & I'm sure you have better things to do so Janis: yeah talking to mum and dad for a start Grace: cute Grace: say hey from me Janis: you reckon I won't Janis: got no loyalty to you Janis: be more than a hey if they can manage to do even a semi-competent job Grace: I don't care if you do or whatever else you do Janis: Don't need you to Janis: be out of your hands, like Grace: sure Grace: they'll really show up for whatever slut intervention you think is about to happen Janis: you don't reckon Janis: you're delusional if you don't Grace: you are Grace: where's it been, babes? Janis: you're putting yourself in danger Grace: Me and how many of the rest of us Janis: you're stupid, Rio at least has some brains Janis: marginally more self-esteem Janis: born victim, you, trust me, they're gonna get on board Grace: nobody's more devastated than me that I'm not more like Rio, obvs Grace: except maybe dad Grace: 💔 there's not 10 of her Janis: no one cares what he wants Janis: irrelevant beyond being a sperm donor Janis: enjoy your chat 💕 Grace: 💜💜💜 Janis: 😂 Grace: it will be amusing if it happens Grace: I'll keep you a front row seat, hun Janis: don't worry Janis: buzzin' I care, so far in my DMs Janis: must be gutting when you're the only one that does and you get no recognition for it Grace: 😭😭🙄🙄 Janis: that's alright, sure your ex will take you back and console you Janis: epic shag and all around winner that he sees you as 😍 Grace: if he won't, I'll try one of the others Janis: always the shameful hookup when you've run out of lotion, never the girlfriend Grace: mhmm Janis: love that for you Janis: just get her in to help you with your prices Grace: 😂😂😂 Grace: she is good at maths Janis: is she Grace: oh of course she's never helped you with your homework Grace: my bad again, babes Janis: not what she's remembered for is it Janis: being the whore who married her cousin is really all that comes to mind but that's almost sweet Janis: pop it in the eulogy, lovely Grace: if you'll excuse me, I have to make some conversation with this boy Grace: such a good chat tho Janis: not what he's paying for Janis: so don't worry about not being a decent conversationalist Grace: tragically telling him that wouldn't get me where I wanna go so Janis: the tragic thing is you think you're too good for the bus when you're literally selling yourself Janis: wonder how many times this one told you you talk too much? 🤔 Grace: Oh please Grace: & I'm the extra one Grace: everything's a drama tonight, hun Janis: don't act as if you don't understand Janis: he would only pick you up so you blow him Janis: you aren't friends, they don't care about you or even respect you Janis: it's as simple as that Janis: and you're not even trying to get out, you're going home, half an hour away Janis: it's actually the saddest thing I've ever heard Grace: not anymore obvs Grace: why would I go home for the lecture? Janis: because you've got no balls and nowhere to go Janis: fucking hell I hope they pay for a decent shrink, seriously Grace: Thanks to you I've got nowhere to go Janis: go home Janis: sort yourself out Grace: I'll take the party he's offering but thanks again Janis: that's right Janis: get off your face then it ain't your fault Grace: It'll be my fault but I won't care Grace: you always tell me not to so congrats, finally taking that advice Janis: you'll be crying on a stranger's bathroom floor within the hour Janis: you ain't built for it, so tah for the guilt trip but i ain't biting Grace: I love that you've given me that long tbh Janis: got to earn his time and attention and petrol first Grace: Oh honey, I could do that crying Janis: wanna turn your phone off Janis: they'll be out looking now Grace: I would but if it's not on my snap it didn't happen, don't need to tell you tho Janis: your locations on Janis: they aren't that thick Grace: What do you care? You want them to find me Janis: you mean you do Janis: christ Grace: You think you know everything about me Grace: where does the delusion even come from? Janis: you think no one does Janis: let's unpack that one Grace: no-one does know everything Grace: they can't Janis: someone needs to take your netflix away too whilst they're at it Janis: fucking hell Janis: we aren't 13, even then that shit was embarrassing Janis: now it's well Janis: get yourself on the corner with your bessies level Grace: Whatever Janis: you really thought that was a revelation Janis: put it as your next caption, get those kids clicking ❤ Grace: 👌👌👌 Janis: this is what comes of letting stoners breed, jesus Janis: experiment over Grace: we all wish it was Grace: at least they've stopped now Janis: no need to wish Grace: not gonna jump out of this moving car, however much you'd love that Janis: i know Janis: no balls Grace: 💔 Janis: answer your phone yeah Grace: As if Janis: for fuck's sake, Grace Grace: I don't need to hear mum chatting to me like I'm Carly or Edie Grace: or dad telling me that he still loves me Janis: well then, think that it's not about what you need, I don't care Janis: just do it Grace: I literally just said no Janis: I literally don't care Grace: So get out of my inbox Janis: answer your phone and I will Grace: I'd actually rather kms than answer that phone call in front of this boy Grace: it's not happening, go away Janis: no Janis: answer the phone Grace: no Janis: do it Janis: stop being selfish Grace: 😂😂😂 Grace: coming from you Janis: and? Grace: it's just hilarious that you think you can make me do anything Janis: 😂😂😂 Janis: answer the phone Grace: no Janis: do it Janis: he doesn't like you anyway so don't act like that's an excuse Grace: It's not about him Grace: he answered the fastest Janis: then talk to mum and dad Grace: I've nothing to say & like I said I don't wanna hear what they are going to Grace: no thanks Janis: No one cares Janis: pick up the phone and get it over with then Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: exactly Grace: I'll do it when I'm drunk obvs, there'll be no stopping me then Janis: why not now Grace: I'm busy, like Janis: no you ain't Grace: excuse you Grace: the fact this makeup has no staying power was literally the opener of this convo Janis: and what Grace: & he'd kick me out of the car if he saw me without any Grace: duh Janis: again Janis: so Janis: that's the point Grace: your point, babes Grace: mine was that I wanna be here Janis: no, yours was you need a lift Janis: which you don't now so get out Grace: no, it was that I don't wanna go home thanks Janis: no one does but you have to Grace: Why do I? Grace: I literally don't Janis: yeah you do, you aren't being safe or smart Grace: &? Grace: it's been forever since I was either Janis: exactly Janis: so go home Grace: Why now? Janis: its pretty obvious Grace: No Grace: it would've been obvs if someone had said something at my 13th birthday party when I went further than anyone during 7 mins in heaven cos Connor O'Malley said he really liked me and he wanted my birthday to be special for a good reason again Grace: or when I hooked up with his best friend like a week later cos he lied Grace: You don't care, you've never cared Grace: don't tell me what to do now Janis: yeah, your birthday Janis: and you reckon you got it bad it could've been worse if I hadn't bothered saying anything Janis: you think i'm going to pick up your slack and be 2nd to you Janis: for what Grace: OMG you're just like Mia, putting yourself in the centre of everything Grace: I've never thought that or wanted it Grace: 2nd to me!? I'm not that fucking delusional Janis: how dare I remind you its my birthday and all Janis: bullshit, Grace Grace: That wasn't the point Grace: I'm trying to tell you, it's too little, too late Janis: that's it Janis: that's your problem is it Janis: poor you Janis: get a grip, you and every other girl at school Janis: fucking hell, edie died Grace: Get a clue Grace: this is why I can't talk to you Janis: not trying to talk to you Janis: go home Janis: I'm not there Grace: Even Diego's out so like I said, why should or would I? Janis: because you wanna be Grace: You're actually not on the same planet, I s2g Janis: that heart to heart you're trying to have Janis: they're the only ones that'll listen Janis: so go Grace: They won't Janis: bollocks Janis: all they do Grace: You go Grace: do whatever it is you want Grace: I'm good Janis: no you're not Grace: obvs but as good as I can be 🍾🎊 so 👋 Janis: no Janis: I've told you Grace: Go off, I'll mute you when it gets boring Janis: no you won't Grace: ILYSM but even so Janis: you won't so save us both the hassle Grace: you'll be hassled by drunk me, babes Grace: she'll be living her best life Janis: no one believes that Janis: and you think I wasn't bored before this began Janis: difference between us is I do give a shit Grace: of course I don't think that, we OBVS know each other so well Janis: hurry up Grace: 💃💃 Janis: hilarious Janis: don't reckon I won't show up and bring them with either Janis: get your head out your arse and make it easy for yourself before I make it worse Grace: that's your fave thing tho Grace: it'd be so mean Janis: not stopped you before Janis: go on Grace: drunken portuguese is some drinks off but sure dad's waiting by the phone so Janis: can't even remember any so Janis: what do I care, you're talking to them Grace: this is so annoying now Grace: you're putting me off Janis: now Janis: you are slow Janis: come on Grace: shhhhhhhhhhhhh Janis: no Janis: [rings her all the times] Grace: 🙌💜 Janis: picked you up yet Grace: 😂😂😂 Grace: they're slow too, hello Grace: I've been saying that this entire time Janis: told them where you are or what Grace: mhmmm just gonna send them the location so they can hang Janis: do it then Grace: I 👏 AM 👏 BUSY Janis: no, you aren't Grace: Oooh this boy says he knows you Grace: very ginger, very aggressive 👋 Janis: okay Janis: that's nice Janis: off you pop Grace: he is not cute, babes Janis: what a tragedy Janis: start dialling or I'm gonna come over Grace: No you're not Grace: you never wanna be where I am Grace: & neither does your actually cute bf Janis: correct Janis: that's not what it's about so do it Grace: Just let me have a night off OMG!!!!!!!!! Grace: you get to do everything you want Janis: so Janis: you aren't me and you don't know what you want Janis: sort it out Grace: yeah okay I'll figure all that out in the AM Janis: no, you won't Janis: we're coming so you can think about it all you like once they're done Grace: STOP Janis: why should I Grace: cos I'm asking you to Grace: cos you're my sister & you don't even love me Janis: so you think you can just say and do all that fucked up shit and I'm not gonna stop you Janis: I don't think so Grace: What do you what me to say or do? Janis: I've been clear, call mum and dad and get them to come get you Grace: & after that?? Grace: Why do you want me to be all alone like?????? Janis: they're going to talk to you, work something out Grace: they're gonna talk at me and we'll all 😭😭 & nothing will be any different literally Grace: not drunk enough for that yet soooooo Janis: try listening yeah Grace: they're the MOST cringe though 😱😱😱 Janis: then you should agree Grace: 😂😂 okay bitch Janis: mhm Janis: they're waiting, like Grace: UGH Janis: yeah Janis: they've said they'll text so I'm not going Grace: What did you say? Janis: why? Grace: cos I wanna know how bad the freakout will be Grace: what did you say about me? Janis: what you said Janis: no need to lie, you gave it all up Grace: so you just told them everything Janis: all the relevant info, yeah Grace: I literally can't go home EVER Janis: yeah you can Grace: How could you do that to me!?? OMG Janis: how could I not Janis: not cosigning on that shit Grace: cos it's none of their business what I do Grace: or yours but at least you're not like OLD Janis: you're their kid, that's literally all their business is Grace: So are you! You don't let them tell you anything Janis: they're still meant to try Janis: and they do Grace: I hate this Janis: good Janis: you're not totally crazy then Grace: can't you come instead? Grace: I'd take Rio over them rn Janis: probably don't Janis: when she have her last kid, probably hormonal Janis: well I ain't got a car and we know how you feel about me stealing one but I can come Grace: IOU 💜 Grace: screenshot that in case I'm more drunk than I think I am Janis: you're always more drunk than you think you are Janis: forget about it, like Grace: me or like everyone? Grace: 🤔🤔🤔 Janis: you, specifically but yeah Janis: most in general Grace: my ex isn't if you wanna fight him Grace: cos you wanna fight most people Janis: which one Grace: this one Grace: oh you mean how many hookups ago duh Janis: i mean name, any other identifiers, even then, unlikely i'll remember Grace: Tyler Grace: he's not white that helps him stand out in my exes line up Grace: hmmm Grace: short and mad about it? Grace: that's his identifier with me but shhh Janis: 😂 Janis: oh right, can recall that one then Grace: he does NOT like you, babes Grace: too tall obvs Janis: 💔 Janis: gutted, obvs Janis: his 👀 are chest height and everything, that I remember Grace: IKR?! Grace: he was so 😣😣😣 cos I had my 👠s on Grace: boy they weren't for you! I'm SORRY Janis: probably gonna wanna steal some shoes if you're coming with me though Grace: ??? Janis: 👟 Janis: you'll be like a  baby 🦒 on ice Grace: are we walking all the way home? Janis: depends Janis: send us your location and I'll see what I can do Grace: [does] Janis: we could walk that Janis: but we can get a bus like 10 minutes from there if you need Grace: Today has been the literal WORST from the moment I agreed to the fair idc Janis: that means no complaints then yeah Grace: can I do them now cos I've been so excited to go out with him since I met him and then FINALLY it comes around & ugh Janis: seemed like a moody prick Grace: boys are such liars Grace: like okay you're nothing like you were that day in town & you're actually 19 & I don't think you even wanna be here Janis: yep Janis: girls too, in fairness Janis: you're just used to that and not trying to fuck 'em so Grace: I just thought he was different, nice or something Grace: like you said I should go out with Janis: yeah well Janis: never said it'd be easy, like Janis: few and far between Grace: I tried really hard Grace: Like REALLY Grace: it's so stupid Janis: ain't your fault he was a twat Grace: I fell for it Grace: nice lads aren't here for me, obvs, I should've known Grace: I literally do know Janis: it ain't that simple Grace: It is though Grace: I'm a bitch Grace: Is Jimmy coming? Janis: don't worry about that right now Janis: nah, he don't need to Grace: Tell him I'm sorry then Janis: bit rude i don't get one Janis: it's fine Grace: I mean for everything Grace: Mia Grace: since he got here Janis: yeah Janis: pretty mental, even for you lot Grace: I told her, I keep telling her Grace: cos I am happy for you, like Janis: alright, I'll tell him Grace: Believe me though Janis: I do Janis: don't be weird, like Grace: you have to cos I love you, okay? Grace: but idk what to do about her Janis: I can handle her Janis: he can too Janis: but she's genuinely just Janis: you know Janis: you need to handle her too, yeah Grace: I don't work with her though Grace: or without Grace: cos she's not talking to me rn & look Janis: bollocks Janis: she would've told you to go for it with that lad Janis: come on Grace: I met him because she was being a bitch about you that day he was over at our house & I made her leave Grace: I wouldn't have gone into town on my own otherwise Janis: you could've met him any time Janis: and it's not about him Janis: you've gotta admit, he's not exactly out of character in your ex line-up Janis: can't think like that Grace: she would've said no & none of this would have happened so Tyler wouldn't have picked me up & mum & dad wouldn't think I'm a sex worker Janis: I didn't tell them you were a sex worker Janis: and she only would've said no 'cos she'd wanna be watching us so that's not like she's looking out for you Janis: not like she's got a sixth sense for dickheads herself Grace: I hate her Grace: I hate my life Janis: yeah Janis: I know Janis: you've got to get rid of her at some point Grace: Why don't you love me? Janis: Grace Janis: it'd just be easier if we didn't Janis: for all of us, you especially Grace: what does that mean???? Janis: it only hurts if you love or care or Janis: whatever Grace: but its not about Edie cos you didn't love me before Grace: & you love him, your boyfriend so Grace: what did I do? Janis: that's not true Janis: I don't know Janis: maybe I can't Grace: but you literally love him Janis: no I don't Grace: It's everywhere, all over everything Grace: I can't be on my phone without seeing it Grace: or in the same room as you Janis: yeah and how many of your exes did you actually love Grace: that's not the same Grace: I don't look at them like that & they'd never look at me like it either Grace: it's so fake, it has to be if I'm in it Janis: I've not known him that long Janis: no one has, like Grace: So? Janis: can't be in love with someone you don't know, right Grace: I know when I've done the wrong thing like IMMEDIATELY Grace: maybe you can still feel something that soon when it's good too idk Grace: not the right person to ask about love Janis: noted, babe Janis: just saying, think lots of people fake it Grace: Yeah Grace: sometimes you have to & sometimes you want to Janis: do you want to? Grace: when? Grace: I fake like everything, babes, you need to hit me with specifics Janis: well that's what I mean Janis: if your ratio is mostly wanting to, then I guess that's alright Janis: but it ain't so Grace: it's like I have to pretend I'm not freaking out whenever a boy touches me but I want to pretend that's not always gonna be a thing Grace: specifics Grace: I have to be friends with Mia but I don't want to Janis: Why do you have to Grace: ??????? Janis: be friends with her Grace: like I said, it's too late Grace: I can't go back and not tell her everything or have her with me for everything Grace: idk how to do things without her anymore Grace: I need her even if I don't like her Janis: 'course you can Janis: look at us, we're blood relatives and we manage Janis: you don't want her fucking up everything you do forever Grace: I'll have her to blame that way though Grace: if it's just me, it's literally me Janis: nah Janis: family album full of people you can blame Janis: easy Janis: swear Grace: she hates you & I wanna hate you, sometimes Grace: so I thought that would be easy Janis: yeah but she also wants to live in my skin so Janis: complicates matters Grace: but like same ?? so Janis: now you see why I didn't wanna come to those sleepovers Grace: fine cos I don't want you there being prettier than me Janis: 😏 yeah right Grace: ugh Janis: you alright Grace: I just didn't wanna cry here, you know? Grace: he'll think it's about him Janis: go outside Grace: I wish screaming I DON'T LOVE YOU BYE actually meant that Grace: instead of making people think I do Janis: screaming anything don't really help your case Janis: try 🤐 Grace: actually can't though, sorry Grace: 💘 or 🤐 Janis: I've got headphones Janis: it's fine Grace: Where's Jimmy's mum? Janis: not coming to pick you up, can tell you that for certain Grace: Is she dead? Janis: Don't know Janis: did Bobby talk about her lots then Grace: He asked me if we've got one Grace: & said that he doesn't Janis: yeah, she pissed off, about the sum of it Janis: don't know if he knows that or what though so Grace: Maybe he was too little Grace: he's so sweet Janis: yeah, pretty cute Grace: like really gentle, little lads are normally so loud & annoying Janis: girls are well worse Janis: especially the ones in this family Grace: duh Grace: you can say I'm most annoying, babes 👑 treat yourself Janis: was talking about the actual children, like but you know Janis: fight a toddler if you need to, babe Grace: Oh so I'm an actual child when a 19 year old lies to me but not when I want a 👑 Grace: so rude Janis: that's life Janis: don't make the law up, soz Grace: 💔 Janis: I'll run for PM when I get a sec Grace: I love that for you Janis: obvs Janis: no 👑 Grace: but you have any food?? Janis: food? Grace: I'm so hungry like all the time 😱😱😱 aren't you? Janis: nah 'cos I eat enough and at the right times Janis: I've passed hundreds of kebabbies and shit, we'll go get something Grace: 🙏🙏🙏🙏 Janis: who's gaff even is this Grace: UM idk Grace: his cousin maybe? Grace: no his uncle Grace: no Janis: don't need the family tree, I get the vibe Janis: are there any other girls from school there like Grace: that's a real no Grace: I would not be here Janis: ugh Grace: if I'm gonna commit suicide I'll do it myself thanks Grace: don't need them or their insta stories Janis: not my main concern Grace: ?? Janis: it'd be better if it was an actual party with school people Janis: not his cousin uncle and co Grace: Why? Janis: because why would he bring you around his older male relatives Janis: what do you have in common with him, never mind them Janis: it's so dangerous, Grace Grace: I didn't know it was gonna be this sketchy Grace: that's not what he said Janis: yeah well boys lie, remember Janis: it's fine, I'm only a few streets away now, apparently Grace: I'm outside so we can just leave, yeah? Grace: it's not gonna be like a thing Janis: nah I well fancy going in there and shouting my head off and all Grace: you know what I mean Janis: if you're outside then yeah, what am I gonna do Grace: I'm sorry Janis: at least you are okay this time Janis: I meant it when I said something's gonna happen though Grace: It won't even I'm so done Janis: alright, well you all say that when you feel like shit Janis: general you that time Grace: he's deleted Janis: 👌 Grace: Like, I'll obvs get new shitty exes but no need to go back here Janis: screenshot that one, yeah? Grace: 💜 Grace: he's not that cute, I was just over all the white boys Grace: no offense Janis: variety is the spice of life Janis: though literally no idea who that ginger you're talking about is Grace: I think he thinks you slept with his gf?? Grace: I set him straight on that, literally Janis: ha gutted i did that Janis: shh Grace: No way you would've, he showed me a pic & you can do so much better, babes Grace: trust Janis: awks Janis: poor ginge Grace: he wouldn't stop shouting at me like excuse me we're not the same person Grace: as if I'm gonna turn around and you're the back of my head Janis: you probably telepathically told me to do it though Janis: know what twins are like Grace: if she was cute, sure Janis: i don't think that helps us sound any less weird Janis: glad you went with a different clapback Grace: there's worse things than homewrecking someone that ugh Grace: but 👌👌 Janis: not taking that one for the team Janis: no matter how much of a cunt he was Janis: soz Grace: fine, wouldn't wanna risk barista boy's 💘 anyway Grace: a bitch but not that bitch Janis: shut up idiot Grace: he's so highkey 😍😍😍 & I think that's nice Janis: shame he ain't coming Janis: be hilarious if you said that to his face Janis: for me anyway Grace: I've seen enough PDA thank you Janis: you were definitely told to leave so Grace: I'm still mad at you btw Grace: & you can't make me leave a coffee shop, bitch Grace: I was mid ☕ Janis: that weren't my idea Grace: idc still 😱😱😱 Janis: your mates shouldn't bitch so loudly, like Grace: 🙄🙄 I know Grace: I'm so over it Janis: seems exhausting Janis: having to give a shit about what everyone else is up to all the time Grace: mhmmmmmm Janis: and just to be bitches Janis: seriously Grace: they're just hung up on you specifically cos every boy they want has asked you out & you said no Grace: boys they can't even get Grace: like it's your fault you're prettier than them Grace: when they have nobody to blame for how petty they are trying to be Grace: it's so boring & ridiculous!!! Janis: should fuck 'em just to really make it worth their rage but Janis: do you do it too, when it ain't me Grace: Ew no don't Grace: &? I know what I am, honey Janis: unlikely, reasons I said no Janis: I mean, it's probably easy to fall into that way of being Janis: like when you left all your shit at CG Grace: Okay no Grace: not talking about that with you ever Janis: why not, I literally had to give you your stuff Janis: we all know what it was Grace: exactly so we don't have to go there Janis: alright Grace: are you here or do I have time to kms? Janis: not trying to embarrass you Janis: and yeah not far Janis: this is just the longest street ever for some reason Grace: you should stop smoking with that boy Janis: please Grace: mhmm please do Janis: we're a long way from you giving anyone lectures Janis: let alone me Grace: it's still gross & you're already way thinner than me Janis: the ulterior motive comes out Janis: don't smoke enough for that, or lung disease, tah Grace: you can get fucked up by his sexy smoke rings, babes Grace: but sure Janis: that's 2nd-hand Janis: it's worse 'cos all the co2 you breathe out Janis: smoking yourself, way safer Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: I'll take it up then Janis: you'd have to get 'em off weird john Janis: no way you ain't getting ID'd Janis: any safety is dashed tbh, wouldn't bother if I were you Grace: excuse you literally have 19 year olds falling at my feet so Grace: well almost Janis: that like underage girls but sure Janis: probably ducked when he realised how virginal you ain't Grace: Yeah Grace: 2 years too late, sorry boy Janis: ick Janis: leave it out Grace: ????? Janis: that's too young Janis: it's depressing Grace: I know, I cried for like a week Janis: stop thinking about it now Janis: and chatting Janis: drive me to drink Grace: you can share this one Janis: alright, had enough earlier Janis: one of us should be vaguely sober Grace: did you sneak it into the fair while I was babysitting? Janis: ha Janis: after, went pub Grace: Oh okay Janis: did you think i was drunk Janis: was just a sugar high, like Grace: you left ASAP and I did when you got back Grace: literally wouldn't know Janis: did think it was a bit of a jump Grace: it's so rude that I can't get in anywhere & you can Janis: I'm tall Janis: and you've got a babyface Grace: like I said, so rude Janis: blame mum and dad Janis: neither of them brought it in the height department Grace: I blame avó, she's who I look like Grace: & she has that direct 🙏🙏🙏 line to god, obvs so Grace: she could have put in a word for me not to look like this Janis: get that you ain't meant to be a braggy cunt Janis: but bit of a slap in the face to call out one of his creations and say 'not again, thanks' Grace: 😂😂 Janis: also she'd give you a slap in the face for that one so let's hope she ain't in the kebab Grace: she'd wanna hit me for lots of things I do but Jesus loves a whore Grace: & she's never ate anywhere that isn't ours either Grace: doubly saved 🙌 Janis: 😏 Janis: not suggesting she's been out on the piss tbh Janis: it's late as hell and not midnight mass vibes, like Grace: if you're going that hard of the blood of christ, maybe just marry him tbh Janis: gutted she didn't Janis: probably can't dump your kid to be a nun though Janis: unfortunate for us all Grace: maybe I'll go become one Grace: can you vlog it? Janis: considering the vow of poverty, don't think you can show up with thousands worth of filming equipment, no Grace: tragic Janis: not even to mention all the others i think you'd struggle with Grace: well it's just mean if you don't tell me now Janis: come on then, I see you Janis: tell you all about it Grace: 👋 Grace: you look so pretty OMG Janis: let's not be texting and walking rn babe Grace: 👌👌👌

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idk about it (b&pc) either but it sounds very relaxed and aesthetically pleasing?? from what i've seen. i probably couldn't watch the good place without associating jameela jamil w bbcr1 though dddhjsjsjs. and i mean it's not like dnp have a great track record of showing up on time tbh. now that phil's video is uploaded i'm just waiting until one of them uploads again bc i am barely surviving (maybe phil's birthday will help a bit? loads of instagram stories i hope bc attention lmao) 1/2

and ty!! don't feel bad tho because i post on ao3 maybe once in two months, i just procrastinated this so much and now it has to be posted in 2 days rip - ii hoodie anon 2/2 (maybe one day i'll send another ask that doesn't need to be seperated)

yeah?? I just googled Bee and Puppycat and it looks so adorable! Definitely something I’d watch to relax. and yeah I totally get the whole associating actors with different shows thing?? I tried to watch Jack Ryan on amazon video a few days ago (which is a very Intense show) and I tried to get into it but all I could think about was Jim from The Office. 

also ugh yeah I am so missing the instagram stories and various other bits of content, but as phil said, they’re relaxing, right?? right????

and yeah fics are the worst to write especially when your brain won’t work and you can’t sit still and hnghhhhhngh also deadlines suck I’m sorry

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Hey, I remember awhile back you and ednygma posted EdxBarbara headcanons, and I was wondering if you maybe had any more? I'm in desperate need for more content for this ship

hiya anon! thank you so much for sending this to me ^_^ i’m so happy whenever i see anyone else support ed and barbara! here are a few more headcanons for you:

barbara sometimes calls ed “eddie”. at first, it started as a way to try to annoy him, but then it stuck, and he secretly likes it, because only babs calls him “eddie”

ed knows he’s in trouble when barbara calls him “edward”, because he’s always “ed” or “eddie”. . likewise, barbara knows she’s in trouble when ed calls her “miss kean”, because she’s always “barbara” (though never babs). it’s their way of letting the other know that they’re annoyed

no one else could get away with this, but barbara loves to steal ed’s bowler hat and put it on at a jaunty angle. ed pretends to be annoyed at this, and always snatches it back, but he’s actually more annoyed that it looks so effortlessly good on her

when they get really drunk together, they both complain about how jim gordon screwed them over. once, ed implied that he used to have a crush on jim, and barbara wasn’t even surprised. she hasn’t mentioned it since, and ed doesn’t remember even saying it

barbara is so attracted to the riddler it’s not even a joke. ed knows that all he has to do is lower his voice slightly, and put on those showman mannerisms, and she’s weak at the knees. a lot of times, if they’re torturing someone together, ed will be really Extra, just to tease babs. she always gets him back later though

even though he thinks her gold throne is sort of stupid, ed loves to lounge about on it when it’s there. he lies across it sidewise, with his legs over one arm, and drapes himself over it, with one leg over one arm, and slouches in it with his legs stretched out in front of him. he’ll spend hours in it, until barbara forces him out

there’s no need for ed to be there when barbara’s threatening people in her throne, but he likes to watch from the bar anyway, because barbara calling herself “mommy” and hitting people with her heels, and generally being a Queen is so damn hot

barbara loves wearing ed’s sweaters. he’s tall and lanky, so they swamp her, but she lazes about in them, without even asking. the first time ed sees her in one of his sweaters, he has to stop and just stare, because it’s so domestic and attractive at the same time

once, ed suggested giving barbara a supervillain name – he was toying with the names query and quiz – but she just burst out laughing and ed was so offended that he never mentioned it again