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Hey there! So another of my findings is these Twitter posts from The Happy Mask Salesman himself from the official Zelda Japan Twitter. Here are a few of my favorite screenshots with automatic translation, which may not be accurate but they are still fun to read and give us a better understanding of his personality:
The bearded man is the Director, Mr. Aonuma.
I still find that facial expression really funny.
It's important to believe indeed.
Uh oh
Haha I love how he keeps threatening the director
Aww he's really sweet. I never saw him as evil so I'm glad this confirms it.
I'm really enjoying these posts but I cannot share all of them so to end it off I will show you another side of the Salesman...
Oh my! He's quite the flirt!
So there you have it! Do whatever you want with this information!
One last note: The YouTube theory videos that say he's evil can put the discourse to rest. He's just a silly guy who has good intentions but who's also very eccentric and dramatic. 💜
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Hey there! So another of my findings is these Twitter posts from The Happy Mask Salesman himself from the official Zelda Japan Twitter. Here are a few of my favorite screenshots with automatic translation, which may not be accurate but they are still fun to read and give us a better understanding of his personality:
The bearded man is the Director, Mr. Aonuma.
I still find that facial expression really funny.
It's important to believe indeed.
Uh oh
Haha I love how he keeps threatening the director
Aww he's really sweet. I never saw him as evil so I'm glad this confirms it.
I'm really enjoying these posts but I cannot share all of them so to end it off I will show you another side of the Salesman...
Oh my! He's quite the flirt!
So there you have it! Do whatever you want with this information!
One last note: The YouTube theory videos that say he's evil can put the discourse to rest. He's just a silly guy who has good intentions but who's also very eccentric and dramatic. 💜
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Y’all happy pride month ig (im late by 3 days im not gay anymore🥀🥀)
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The funniest part of this is that Jotaro wasn't even doing this as a bluff he just legitimately sucks so bad
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Truly nothing hits like mascot suits from obscure 2000s Disney characters that were only in the parks for like 4 months
Bonus Sora:
He has persisted but his suit hasn’t
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the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.
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god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world
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