#maybe i have a disease

[charlie-artlie]

its nearly noon and ive been sitting here drinking iced coffee with absolutely no breakfast trying to figure out why my stomach hurts. beyond parody

[pangur-and-grim]

also some good blood news! I’ve been needing transfers every few months, but since I stopped eating gluten, my irons levels not only stayed level, but have GONE UP! for the first time in years!

so it was definitely damaging my digestive track. I’m suspicious that it also stopped me from properly absorbing calcium - it seemed so weird that my leg shattered from such a minor fall.

[keyunto]

BLEH

[humans-are-tasty]

[victorian-nymph]

Saw someone in a tiktok comment section saying they got their sexual awakening from Kurt Russell in The Thing (1982) which is absolutely hysterical to imagine trying to watch THE THING for the first time and then all of a sudden your brain starts doing this:

Relatable ngl I do this when I watch the thing

[puppetmaster13u]

DP X DC X Subnautica

Where the Justice League (mostly focusing on the Superfam or Batfam or Flashfam) are large leviathan-esque creatures living on Planet 4546B. Maybe they can change forms due to Precursor experimentation, maybe not. Those with young hang out around the shallows more than the others, what with most of them being large super or specialized predators.

Enter Danny Fenton, interning on the Aurora when the ship is shot down by the Quarantine Enforcement Platform. Oh sure he probably would have tried to stop the destruction and help, but his ghost powers are a bit on the fritz and a well-meaning worker pushes him into one of the last life pods seeing as he's a child.

Now the leviathans may not know what a ship is exactly, but they can definitely understand that in most cases things technology = precursors. As far as they understand, a metal deathtrap not unlike the old labs or caches fell alongside several metallic eggs, with the emerging hatchlings misshapen and not living long.

But then there's the egg that landed in the shallows, which at first they thought was empty. But a hatchling- much smaller than the previous ones- emerges, a day later than the rest, but they're alive even if their swimming is all wobbly! It's so tiny, and obviously hatched too early with the strange split tail and how it keeps swimming to the surface for air, and they have to protect it! Now if only the little hatchling would answer their calls and not dart into hiding spots whenever they approach...

Honestly this is up to the writer lol, but I like to think that Danny's ghost form, when he finally manages to achieve it again, goes a little naga-esque. Almost like a sea snake instead of just a whispy ghost tail, which while better for swimming doesn't help his freak out over most ghost powers still not working.

Danny is just trying to survive man, maybe find other survivors, turn off this big alien gun, stop creating frost crystals when he sneezes, the usual. He doesn't need giant humanoid-esque leviathan-sized sea creatures poking around!

[sandwichhour]

That one game. Forgot what its called

[kaeyapilled]

so! who fell in love first. alhaitham or kaveh. discuss

[ode2rin]

we all love bf rin :((((

real. realest. the only truth ever.

since we're at it, bf rin is the type of boyfriend who would order your favorite or something he knows will suit your palate from the menu. he does this because whenever you try something “new” than your usual, he knows there's a higher possibility you wouldn't like it.

when your orders arrive, rin wouldn't even spare a glance at his food. he's focused on you— on your reaction as you take a full bite of your order.

the moment rin saw the tiny wrinkle formed between your brows, that moment he knew. you didn't say anything, but rin had loved you far too long to know what your silence meant. you didn't have to tell him. every miniscule expression you didn't even know you had—he had that memorized and engraved in his mind.  years of stolen glances would grant you that, he supposed. 

besides, if you liked your food, you would have offered him a bite the second the flavor spread on your taste buds. you're lovely like that— always wanting to share the good with him. it's one of the many things he loved dearly about you.

quickly, rin took a bite of his food. it was alright, but it's best because he knows you'll like it. softly, he calls your name.

“do you want to switch?”

“really?”

rin had to fight the urge to chuckle at your obvious excitement, as if you were secretly hoping he would say those magic words all this time. because first, he doesn't chuckle (he does—only in your presence, however). second, you might figure him out.

“i mean, why? you don't like it?” you clarify.

“no, it's too sweet,” he says.

“oh, okay. i don't mind,” you say, unsuspecting. “you're lucky i love you,” you mused at him as he swapped your plates.

he simply shook his head at your remark, but you saw the corner of his mouth twitching ever so slightly as he fought back a smile while taking a long sip of his drink.

looking down at your (his) food— you knew you were luckier because this was your usual and in no way sweet as he claims. he's not as slick as he likes to think.

[ohmaerieme]

wanted to draw more of my ‘luigi having some moments of awareness and fighting back against dimentio’ concept, but i couldnt think of any dialogue so just pretend theyre having an epic poetic verbal showdown for control

[ashleyslorens]

#kiss mark 💋

[oneroomjestershow]

who is making them worse

[that-barn-in-illinois]

on the one hand i do wish tfw had dedicated at least a few brain cells to trying to get adam out of the cage but on the other hand we got midam out of it so idk that’s a tough one

[cluescorner]

Arlecchino's whole deal is unbelievable

Arlecchino: Huh I wonder what's causing my weird powers? I can't really worry about that right now tho, I've gotta become King and then kill my "Mother".

*Kills Clervie and "Mother"*

Arlecchino: Huh I wonder why I was able to defeat a Fatui Harbinger when I'm like 17 or so? I can't really worry about that right now tho, I've gotta be in jail and become a Harbinger.

*Is in jail for a while and becomes a Harbinger*

Arlecchino: Huh I wonder why I am-

Pierro: Hey what's up hello, anyways you're descended from the Crimson Moon Dynasty of Khaenri'ah. I'm sure that this is a lot for you to take in so-

Arlecchino: Ok.

Pierro: ...You're just cool with that?

Arlecchino: IDK maybe? I can't really worry about that at the moment, I'm a father now. This orphanage full of children I love (who also are child soldiers and are not allowed to leave or else I'll execute them except maybe now I'm just gonna wipe their memories IDK I'm morally complex) isn't gonna run itself.

*Runs the orphanage/spy recruitment initiative*

Me, the fucking player: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE KHAENRI'AN? WHY WASN'T THIS BROUGHT UP IN YOUR FUCKING QUEST?? OR ANYTHING ELSE????

Arlecchino, talking to me through my phone: I honestly don't know why you care, I'm too busy to give a shit. Anyways, I'm gonna go fight fate itself I guess. I'm sure that I don't share any thematic parallels with any other Khaenri'an characters (particularly as it relates to acting and family angst) and that I haven't made the idea of 'curses' on Khaenri'ans and what they entail even more complicated than they already were. See ya.

[stopthatfool]

I dont think icemav would ever get married

[fisherrprince]

my venvani post is getting reblogged again and i stand by what i said if u dont come at them with bare minimum homestuck quadrant level "what is going on here" OR MORE i fundamentally believe it to be reductive to their relationship