#maybe a massage

[niceboyeds]

almost 23 but my body feels like it’s turning 83

[kaeyx]

Thinking about Beastzai sleeping next to you... You're tied up tight, blindfolded and maybe gagged, and he's spooning you from behind with his face buried in the back of your neck. Whenever you struggle he just grinds against your ass and gropes your hip and thigh, maybe even cupping your pussy. He's not trying to fuck you, just enjoying your body and how close you are to him, enjoying how deeply you belong to him and can't do anything about it. Maybe if you behave extra well he fucks you full of cum and slips a dildo into you, taping your cunt shut so nothing escapes while you sleep and you have something to clench around. Beastzai could even get you a little vibrator, keeping the remote in his hand while he kisses and bites your neck and shoulders, keeping it on a low buzz to tease you while he has his fun. That way you can't do anything stupid and he can enjoy your body, plus it helps you associate his presence, being restrained, and pleasure!

[mrsoharaa]

Men spreading their thick muscular legs, leaned back super comfortable on the cushioned sofa while tilting their head back to exhale a long, weighted sigh of distress or relief-- with their voluminous arms stretched out along the top of the couch.

[maybe-im-dark]

Wade convinces Logan to try acupuncture for his joint pain that he has due to the adamantium. But as soon as Logan sees the long needles he is instantly reminded of the water tank and the needles that first injected him with a prepping fluid and then pumped the adamantium into him. Wades holds his hand the entire time and begins talking about the biggest nonsense, the thing he's best at to distract Logan. And yes. It is working. The pain is actually getting better. Logan can't tell if it's the acupuncture or just a placebo effect and it's actually Wade being there for him that lessens the pain but either way he's glad

[halsinningiswinning]

Do you ever think about how badly Wyll must need a massage?

He mentions the strain his new rack horns have on him. That alone would justify offering to massage the kinks out in my mind, but even before his punishment at Mizora's hands. The Wyll we meet lovingly teaching the children of the Grove isn't the picture of calm and relaxation he'd like us to believe.

Seven years wandering the wilds of Faerun, fighting and scraping by shoulder to shoulder with the battered masses. Sleeping in limp bed rolls and on soft earth, with little more than his own hands and stretching to alleviate his pains.

He'd deny his need of course, either out of a need to keep others at arm's length for their protection or simply out of an unwillingness to recognize his own suffering for what it is. Easy smiles and gentle waves assure you he is fine, his thanks for your concern are warm and earnest but guarded all the same.

But in an unvarnished sense, pressure is what he needs. So you press. You insist you don't mind, assuring him that seeing him limber and at ease would do wonders for the team.

A stiff sword arm is of little use you'd remind him. Even the best Blades require maintenance and he is well overdue.

[babyblueetbaemonster]

Help I'm dummy old and the crack of my bones keeps alerting the Shambles!

[myokk]

what are eloise's fav books? 👁️👁️

Sorry it took me a while to respond, I woke up and saw this…and I’ve been thinking about it on and off all day while I pondered🤔💓

First, Eloise LOVES reading🥹📚🫶

She is also very introverted and thinky…Eloise tends to gravitate towards books that are more about capturing the essence of what it is to be human than plot-based books. She is living in the PERFECT ERA FOR THAT😇🙏😇🙏😇🙏

Also, for some reason I feel like the wizarding world is not renowned for its literature….they spend so much time mastering magic and studying it that I really doubt they spend much time reading novels 😔🙏 but Eloise was NOT in the wizarding world…she spent FIVE years in a muggle finishing school after she was believed to be a squib…none of the muggle girls really liked her bc she never understood what they were talking about, and she never made an effort to try and fit in, so she turned to reading for the first time in her life😇😇😇 gobbling up books like Matilda😇😇😇

(now she has a whole mini-library under her bed at Hogwarts, and has gotten a lot of the fifth-years passing around books that progressively get more worn down and loved)

…ONTO THE BOOKS😤

Her favorite book is Pride and Prejudice. Eloise has never felt like she was in charge of her life, so she loves reading about Elizabeth Bennet (her complete opposite but someone she admires so much bc she wishes she could have more of a backbone). Elizabeth isn’t afraid to speak her mind and doesn’t always follow social niceties if it means compromising her happiness😇

Middlemarch by George Eliot. A beautiful case study on being human (actually all of these books are…)

She LOVES the Russians…Tolstoy (Anna Karenina), Dostoyevsky (The Idiot, The Brothers Karamazov…), Gogol (Dead Souls)…

Little Women by Luisa May Alcott

I feel like Eloise would have also read Picture of Dorian Gray, but it came out in 1890 and I doubt she was up-to-date with new things being published bahahahaha. Maybe she’s not so interested in Frankenstein until she actually reads it, and it also becomes a favorite💓

I personally have a lot more favorite books from this time period, but these are the ones I thought Eloise would especially like💓💓💓 (I had to give a fellow bookworm good taste😇) (yes I think I have good taste in books…doesn’t everyone think that of themselves?💓)

Anyways if you’re interested here is the list of MY top 10 books…some of them are from after the year 1900 but ELOISE WOULD HAVE LIKED THEM TOO😤

[steddieasitgoes]

Steve going too hard on leg day and waking up the next morning totally and utterly sore. He mopes around the house, wincing every time he goes to sit or has to pick something up (because Eddie is a little shit who purposely drops things just to make fun of Steve and hear his cute whines). Eddie teases steve about how he could have made him the good kind of sore if he stayed in yesterday instead of going to the gym. Steve just glares at him and takes an extra dose of aspirin to get through the day.

Later, that night when steve is still in pain and eddie is feeling a bit bad about all his teasing, he offers to massage Steve’s sore muscles. Steve spends the next hour sprawled out on his stomach on their bed while eddie sits between his open legs. Fingers kneading Steve’s thick thighs and ridiculously toned ass. It takes a lot of willpower but eddie manages to keep it strictly professional (a feat that’s quite impressive given the moans steve keeps letting slip).

It’s only when Steve swears he’s going to give up on leg day, does eddie get a little handsy. He slaps Steve’s tone ass playful and tells Steve he’ll never get another butt/thigh massage out of him if he quits.

(Leg day quickly becomes their favorite day.)

[dave-me0wstaine]

Dave rearranging your guts.........

anon... your brain is so powerful. also you didn't specify so i've decided that this will be about bad boy! dave. sorry i dont make the rules i just enforce them

anyways! dave would be the king of rearranging your guts. truly the definition of having a big cock and knowing how to use it. he'd put you in the best positions to make sure his cock is so deep you feel it in your tummy. like he'd be so good at grinding and rolling his hips omg. all you could do was squeal and writhe on his cock.

like imagine, he's got you laid out on your back, a pillow underneath your hips and your legs resting on his broad shoulders, he's sitting back on his haunches and just. plowing into you. and he's got a thumb rubbing at your clit in time with his thrusts, cooing at how you're squirming around, almost trying to run away from his cock.

"what's wrong baby? you feel that? you feel my cock deep in your tummy? is it too much for you?"

and if you nod yes, he grinds into you, giving you a (very) small reprieve as he caresses your face, telling you "you can take it, baby. know you can, yeah? be good and take it for me."

and after sex you'd be so sore. borderline tummy ache from how good he fucked you <33

[frnkiebby]

frank pls.~🎃

[bacont93]

yknow

i think one of the worst (best?) things about having a tickling kink

is the fact that i see someone who is pretty and i'm like

"i wonder what you'd sound like being tickled"

[usertoxicyaoi]

HIGUCHI KOUHEI x MASHIKO ATSUKI. Behind The Scenes.

[jtl-fics]

Sometimes you gotta take a break from writing your indulgent fanfiction to write even more indulgent fanfiction.

[squidsandthings]

Kunichuu washing each others hair

send post.

[fisheito]

hiya l'il-- medium?...large?? Assorted Sizes-Guy

oh thanks! i could always use more spices-

. what am i supposed to do with this.