#maybe a joke

[callmeend]

I saw the “dandy isn’t actually evil” thing the same day qwel said she was told another story about Rox (and him getting fired lol) , I’m not sure if dandy is just using his evil powers on qwel to manipulate her too

I don’t trust it idk 🤨

[eating-sim0n]

What if me and and @mercedes-citaro-first-60283 went heathers mode (fucking and then going out to kill an annoying bitch)

[ma-lis03]

If any UK men (preferably Scottish men) are looking for a wife, hit me up. I can kind of cook but I enjoy baking more. I’m great with saving money and finances (I’ve never been late on a bill before).

Also you have to love cats because I have three that are coming with me no matter what.

[xamitras]

For many of years I had this tradition of drawing Wirt and the beast once a year to see how much I have improved, then depression hit in 2023 and couldn't continue, but it left so really amazing art in the process

[jabberwockey]

arcane giving us two gay divorces in 3 episodes...one word i have to describe this season is homophobic

[asillysweet]

I know where you live >_< :3

I'm going to lock you in my basement!!!^_^ <3

[bexisanidiot]

I come home, find my cat outside covered in scratches☹️

Idk how to help him other than bathing him. Nothing is broken, my bby is just scratched

[spidertroupeart]

the jokes write themselves

[gumiboomy]

1ST actual post... #fictionalcharactersexymanlist

I've managed to compile a list of all the fictional characters I actively go feral for..... And it's still growing ummm yea.

Fictional people I simp for (not ranked).

Dante Limbus Company

Master Chief

Any halo Spartan with their mask on

Konig MW2

Keagan COD

Choso JJK

Geto JJK

Samus

Power CSM

Aphrodite HADES

Geto JJK

Mahito JJK

Nobara JJK

Megumi JJK

DoomGuy

Venom

Sidon BOTW

Welt Yang HSR

Denji OW

Mcree OW

Risk AL

Inhaus AL

Queue A AL

Wesley BAPC

Crispín BAPC

Howl BAPC

Howl HMC

Kaoru OHSC

Mori OHSC

Kyoya OHSC

Spider-Man

Spider Gwen

Viktor Humphries

Callie Splatoon

Marie Splatoon

Marina Splatoon

Spyke Splatoon

Toast BAPC

ANY STUDIO GHIBLI MOM

Rose Quartz SU

Mercy OW

Widowmaker OW

Sniper TF2 (genuinely, yes)

Scout TF2

Mei OW

Yumeko KG

Nana from NANA

Majima Yakuza 0

Kiryu Yakuza 0

Skyler Gabicito

Ren mati

Wheatley PORTAL

Zagreus HADES

Dionysus HADES

Protagonist of DeadCells

Rosalina

The main character of DIMENSIONAL SLAUGHTER

Snatcher AHIT

MetaKnight

Gabriel Ultrakill

V1 Ultrakill

Minos Prime Ultrakill

Valentine SkullGirls

Sol Badguy GUILTYGEAR

Zuke NSR

EVE NSR

Vergil DMC

Dante DMC

Lady DMC hehe based

Zulf Bastion

The Kid Bastion

Calculester MP

Damien MP

Cute ghost boy MP

Zoey MP

Polly MP

Joshua Graham

GladOS

Kyoya OHSC

Witch Doctor Terraria

Megurine Luka

The Zoologist Terraria

SpiderPunk ITSV

Tex Red VS Blue

Weiss RWBY

Shockwave Transformers

StarScream transformers

Allen Smiling Friends

Jorge HALO

Church Red VS Blue

sorry not sorry...... heh... toodles!!!!!!!!!111111

[roninkairi]

You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

[blanc-ci]

Captain!! Saying stuff like that only enforces that mindset!!!

[bet-on-me-13]

The cult of...Danny Fenton?

So! Way back when Danny first moved into his new neighborhood in Gotham, he had some trouble controlling his Powers. The different Types and Levels of Ectoplasm in the air when compared to Amity had thrown off his control.

He was used to being in places where his Ectoplasm meshed well with the Atmosphere, like a Water Balloon in a Pool, but in Gotham that analogy would be closer to a Water Balloon in the sewers. It was too different from what he was used to to fully control his Powers.

So it's understandable that he messed up a few times and his neighbors found out about his Abilities.

They took it well at first, Danny wasn't going to go Rogues or anything, and he never used them maliciously, but eventually they got curious.

They asked what his limits were, how he got them in the first place, and what the hell the Ghost Zone was. The answers "None Really", "I died and was reborn", and "A Collective of every Afterlife at once" did spark some interesting reactions from them.

Most importantly, a few of them joked about him being an Eldritch God that they needed to worship. He was good enough friends with them that at that point they felt comfortable pranking eachother, so they did just that.

Danny woke up one day on his birthday, and saw all of his friends and neighbors surrounding the makeshift Throne they had made and put him on while he was asleep. The entire day they chanted stuff like "The Great One requires Ms. Smiths Apple Pie for his day of birth!" And "The Great One Wishes for us to sing the Ritual Song! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birth-"

After his birthday, they kept up the joke.

It didn't help that his powers had evolved Again! And now he could bestow abilities onto his friends. The jokes they made about their God granting them Supernatural Powers to rule the world with were insufferable.

Then, one day while he was just resting at home, watching a movie on his TV, he felt a Pull at his Core. The same kind of Pull whenever he was being summoned. But why would they summon hi- Oh Shit! It's Mr Jenkins Party today! He was supposed to meet them at the Warehouse they used for special events an Hour Ago!

He quickly accepted the Summoning, but was met with a suprising sight. His Neighbors all tied up in a pile to his right, a spilled table of party food to his left, and right in front of him, Batman and his Family watching him with wary eyes.

Slowly, he opened his mouth. "...so, did you come for the party or..."

[chloesimaginationthings]

How Jeff really dies in FNAF into the pit…

[somegurl8]

[unlimitedbutchworks]

a lot of older norms for internet and site etiquette are shit but you know what was good that we need to bring back? lurking. you need to lurk moar

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Soup solves everything.