What if me and and @mercedes-citaro-first-60283 went heathers mode (fucking and then going out to kill an annoying bitch)
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I come home, find my cat outside covered in scratches☹️
Idk how to help him other than bathing him. Nothing is broken, my bby is just scratched
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1ST actual post... #fictionalcharactersexymanlist
I've managed to compile a list of all the fictional characters I actively go feral for..... And it's still growing ummm yea.
Fictional people I simp for (not ranked).
Dante Limbus Company
Master Chief
Any halo Spartan with their mask on
Konig MW2
Keagan COD
Choso JJK
Geto JJK
Samus
Power CSM
Aphrodite HADES
Geto JJK
Mahito JJK
Nobara JJK
Megumi JJK
DoomGuy
Venom
Sidon BOTW
Welt Yang HSR
Denji OW
Mcree OW
Risk AL
Inhaus AL
Queue A AL
Wesley BAPC
Crispín BAPC
Howl BAPC
Howl HMC
Kaoru OHSC
Mori OHSC
Kyoya OHSC
Spider-Man
Spider Gwen
Viktor Humphries
Callie Splatoon
Marie Splatoon
Marina Splatoon
Spyke Splatoon
Toast BAPC
ANY STUDIO GHIBLI MOM
Rose Quartz SU
Mercy OW
Widowmaker OW
Sniper TF2 (genuinely, yes)
Scout TF2
Mei OW
Yumeko KG
Nana from NANA
Majima Yakuza 0
Kiryu Yakuza 0
Skyler Gabicito
Ren mati
Wheatley PORTAL
Zagreus HADES
Dionysus HADES
Protagonist of DeadCells
Rosalina
The main character of DIMENSIONAL SLAUGHTER
Snatcher AHIT
MetaKnight
Gabriel Ultrakill
V1 Ultrakill
Minos Prime Ultrakill
Valentine SkullGirls
Sol Badguy GUILTYGEAR
Zuke NSR
EVE NSR
Vergil DMC
Dante DMC
Lady DMC hehe based
Zulf Bastion
The Kid Bastion
Calculester MP
Damien MP
Cute ghost boy MP
Zoey MP
Polly MP
Joshua Graham
GladOS
Kyoya OHSC
Witch Doctor Terraria
Megurine Luka
The Zoologist Terraria
SpiderPunk ITSV
Tex Red VS Blue
Weiss RWBY
Shockwave Transformers
StarScream transformers
Allen Smiling Friends
Jorge HALO
Church Red VS Blue
sorry not sorry...... heh... toodles!!!!!!!!!111111
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The cult of...Danny Fenton?
So! Way back when Danny first moved into his new neighborhood in Gotham, he had some trouble controlling his Powers. The different Types and Levels of Ectoplasm in the air when compared to Amity had thrown off his control.
He was used to being in places where his Ectoplasm meshed well with the Atmosphere, like a Water Balloon in a Pool, but in Gotham that analogy would be closer to a Water Balloon in the sewers. It was too different from what he was used to to fully control his Powers.
So it's understandable that he messed up a few times and his neighbors found out about his Abilities.
They took it well at first, Danny wasn't going to go Rogues or anything, and he never used them maliciously, but eventually they got curious.
They asked what his limits were, how he got them in the first place, and what the hell the Ghost Zone was. The answers "None Really", "I died and was reborn", and "A Collective of every Afterlife at once" did spark some interesting reactions from them.
Most importantly, a few of them joked about him being an Eldritch God that they needed to worship. He was good enough friends with them that at that point they felt comfortable pranking eachother, so they did just that.
Danny woke up one day on his birthday, and saw all of his friends and neighbors surrounding the makeshift Throne they had made and put him on while he was asleep. The entire day they chanted stuff like "The Great One requires Ms. Smiths Apple Pie for his day of birth!" And "The Great One Wishes for us to sing the Ritual Song! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birth-"
After his birthday, they kept up the joke.
It didn't help that his powers had evolved Again! And now he could bestow abilities onto his friends. The jokes they made about their God granting them Supernatural Powers to rule the world with were insufferable.
Then, one day while he was just resting at home, watching a movie on his TV, he felt a Pull at his Core. The same kind of Pull whenever he was being summoned. But why would they summon hi- Oh Shit! It's Mr Jenkins Party today! He was supposed to meet them at the Warehouse they used for special events an Hour Ago!
He quickly accepted the Summoning, but was met with a suprising sight. His Neighbors all tied up in a pile to his right, a spilled table of party food to his left, and right in front of him, Batman and his Family watching him with wary eyes.
Slowly, he opened his mouth. "...so, did you come for the party or..."
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I hate when people try to be some kinda funnyman in response to powerful art. Maybe you should just earnestly feel things once in a while, babe.
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Colin: why did you write about me in LW? that I don’t know myself?
Penelope: maybe because you came back acting like a fake ass bitch? I’d do it again!
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