#maybe I’m a prophet

[narlwhal-in-a-trashcan]

I keep having dreams where Alecto the ninth finally comes out

[joshwritesfics]

apparently I’m a prophet now so I’m going to manifest it:

Buddie goes canon in 140 days from November 21st, 2024 in episode 8x12 called "Forevers" (the 118th episode btw) premiering on April 10th, 2025 and they kiss when Eddie comes back from Texas in the middle of the Diaz kitchen OR when Eddie and Christopher step off the plane and Buck is waiting for them

source: I repeat, I’m a prophet 🕯️🎱

proof:

[animalsandskyyy]

so like what does it mean when the girl you’ve been talking to met up with her ex boyfriend last night and didn’t interact with you after that until almost noon the next day and just said “i’m so sorry I got all busy” when she’s just been at home but like still valid, but when you ask how the night went she hasn’t responded even tho she read the message 3 hours ago?

asking for a friend😭

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

i planned my ticket for gross prophets so that i could do the trip in a day without missing work. and now they’re announcing a saf sing-along and a great debate performance and now i don’t know what to do.

[snailvibes]

I feel like people don’t talk about Chloe’s prophetic dream stuff enough (I know why it’s because half this fan base hates bts)

[50spirate]

As someone who has never ever in a million years watched even an episode of Death Note, here is what I am going to call the plot:

This teenager (has? Finds? Purchases? No clue) this notebook, and if he writes a name in the book, that person dies in real life. Usually staged to look like suicide?

He does it on “evil people” and it’s a really good commentary on how one human cannot decide who is good and who is not but I don’t know about that part, that’s finicky for me-

And I know there’s someone who watches him (that everyone is attracted to?) trying to make sure this Teenage Kid isn’t a terrorist. The kid knows he’s being watched so he sits on his bed reading porn magazines and not masturbating to try and pretend to be a regular teenager and the detective buys it? I don’t know?

I’m pretty sure at some point the kid realizes “Hey, this is Bad.”

But I,,,don’t think he stops? Also what even possessed him to start writing names in the first place? What is his purpose for continuing to use the Death Note?

Don’t tell me, of course. I’m not going to watch the show. I want to be wrong.

[the-river-rix]

I had a dream about ofmd where Ed was angrily talking about how Stede’s cunty ass bedazzled pants made his ass look good and how he almost had his ass it was crazy

[hayakawalove]

Me when my gojo fics get twice the amount of views/comments as my suguru fics

[sentientgolfball]

I had a ghost dream (shocker) but I was at a ritual in the new era with like new songs and shit right

Tell me why the dream opener had not only a Cirrus solo but also her singing?????

[merevide]

crazy how lottie is overall the jesus/prophet figure but in the present nat is the one who literally died for the group’s sins (the entire concept of the hunt and her guilt with javi’s death). lol.

[melonmagnet]

Aliens watch us 4 funsies

Do y’all ever think that maybe we’re all in a TV show or something? Like, humans are the villains and animals are the protagonists. And some humans are fighting for the animals and vice versa. And aliens are watching this thinking we’re shitty people. Like, there could be fanfics written about us.

[falindankovsky]

I had a nightmare I had changed my url to antivaxdaniildankovsky to be funny and people sent me death threats because they thought it was serious and not a joke url

[visenyaism]

correct me if i’m wrong cos i don’t watch dune.. but i’ve seen people call paul a tragic character. except isn’t he a whole white coloniser tricking indigenous poc into believing he’s a prophet to serve his own interests? that’s inherently evil that cannot be a tragic character imo

so yes that is correct that is what happens. the tragedy is that he is a sixteen year old boy who gets a vision of this happening and he is TERRIFIED and absolutely does not want this to happen at all. He does not want the holy war he does not want to be the chosen one he initially very much wants to fight alongside the fremen as equals trying to liberate themselves from their current colonizer without becoming the messiah because they have common political cause.

And then the entire second half of the first book (and the second movie) are about the concessions he makes to himself bit by bit by bit (well it’s the only way to save his mom and sister. well it’s the only way to prevent nuclear war. well he does want his revenge. well maybe he IS special.) Until by the end he has lost 100% of his humanity, fully wants to be the messiah and is willing to manipulate people into thinking so, and has declared himself duke of arrakis in his father’s name and made a play for the imperial throne.

you’re right that it’s evil. the book and these movies agree with you. the tragedy is watching a child who desperately wanted to avoid this slowly completely lose himself to it anyways. i don’t think “tragic” and “evil” are inherently mutually exclusive.

[bunnysrabbit]

it’s my birthday tomorrow…

[are-we-really-doing-this]

What does daddy tagz think abt finger eleven?

Paralyzer is an absolute banger, classic, but that whole album is slept on, tbh. Mf can hit them notes like an angel, and I do enjoyed some of their acoustic tracks. Shocker, I know. But Daddy Tagz likes his slow jams on occasion. Them vs. You vs. Me has a very nostalgic sound for me, you see. Even though I may not have heard this particular album when I was young, the songs remind me of like every soundtrack from the slow parts of the action movies or the club scenes from the suspense dramas that my dad would watch all the time when I was a kid. Even the seemingly random music video clips that would play on Hollywood news programs that my brain picked up from the tube tvs in the waiting areas I sat in while my mom was getting her hair cut or nails done seem to be in there somewhere. It evokes a certain je ne sais quoi that’s special to me.

Thank you anon, I didn’t know I needed that.