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GUESS WHO'S GETTING RABIES TREATMENT?!
me
Lol. My cat has caught 2 bats in less than 2 weeks, in the dead of night while I was sleeping and I don't know if I was bit or not, so my health department suggested treatment, cus even if I send the bat I have in my fridge to testing, I didn't save the first bat and have to way to tell if that one had rabies or not.
So, it's going to be a lengthy and expensive next 2 weeks of treatment lol. The last of my 5 prompts may be delayed🥴
#freaking bats#but what a GOOD CAT I HAVE#hes the real mvp#and yes#i did already get him a rabies booster after he caught the first bat#so hes chilling#i on the other hand#may die#im being very dramatic tho lol#i like to prepare myself for the worst tho.#get my affairs in order#someone get me out of my head haha
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seeing everyone talk about how stressful the leaving cert is and how ppl have nightmares about it for years.
#monolith mumbles#context I'm doing it this year#may die#plus its very memorising based. which Not great for me#unless it is
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💀💀 This is so funny to me for no specific reason
you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
#Omw to the sea y'all#May die#That's a risk I'm willing to take tho#They can drown me all they want#As long as they're the ones drowning me 🤷
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
#inland taipan#idk if this is being talked about on tumblr yet but I’m enjoying making fun of this guy#he may not die but he DID get all his innocent snakes killed#so fuck him#Jeff leibowitz
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when u go to write a mentally ill person in ur story you are presented two options. the first option is to write your mental illness realistically as you actually experience it with all the ups and downs and people who are like you will resonate with it and feel seen. except every person who reads instagram infographics on mental health that uses the phrase narcicisst for anyone who does anything that crosses them and unironically call themself a dark empath will call you scary and tell you that youre demonizing mentally ill people
the second option is to lie and write inspiration porn for those people to get hard to
#just kidding the third option is i drive myself insane#trying to find a way to write someone like me in a way i may be respected as a human being#without shaving away the more frightening aspects of my experience or life#challenge level . impossible. i will die. or they will make youtube 3 hour long rant videos about it someday#scratchpost#txt
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my boss scheduled me for 2 extra unneeded hours so i locked myself in the bathroom for half and hour and just started working on a fic
#inner thoughts to keep me sane#i am now walking home#and there are two weird guys in front of me#and it is midnight#may die#if you're seeing this post that means i did not get murdered#idk what the normal way to write is#if there is one#but i do it by writing random scenes and interactions as i think of them#and then sloppily link them together#oh lovely those men are screaming at two women#this is wonderful#i went to dq on my way home#the cashier remembered my order#i love her#if you got this far in the tags i applaud you#i am literally just rambling as i walk home#the staff at this location are always so nice and pleasant#and like some of the customers that come in absolutely fucking suck#one time a door dash guy was being an asshole#so the lady working the till just refused to serve him#it was amazing#there is a covered motorcycle in the parking lot of my apartment and every time i think it's a hooded figure#anyway. didn't get murdered so slay i guess
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The UNRWA is concerned that if they do not receive more funding they will run out by the end of February please spread this message
in case any of you missed it, despite the ICJ's ruling for Israel to facilitate MORE aid into Gaza, the global west has responded by cutting funding to UNWRA, which is responsible for delivering significant amounts of aid into Gaza, as well as surrounding areas such as Lebanon. The countries cutting funding consist of the US, Australia, the UK, the Netherlands, Swritzerland, Italy, Germany, Finland, Canada and Japan. This was all due to a claim by Israel that members of UNWRA were Hamas-members or sympathisers which, at the end of the day, is a claim that concerns only 12 members in a total of 30,000.
Without proper funding, UNWRA is likely to run out of resources by February of this year (only another month) and urges the countries that have suspended donations to reconsider. This is a blatant move from the colonialist countries of this world to starve Palestinians even further when they are already facing unforeseen levels of famine.
Please take some time out of your day to call your reps, your political leaders and urge them to restart their funding. In the meantime, here is a link to donate to the UNWRA.
#colonialist countries surprise me every day to what new lows they can sink to#the depravity of the US and their simpering lackies#who wield so much power and use it all for profit#may every politician in power at this time die miserably#unwra#free palestine#free gaza#free west bank#palestine#fuck israel
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#girlblogging#lana del rey#lizzy grant#may jailer#sparkle jump rope queen#2014 tumblr#coquette#just girly things#female manipulator#femcel#pinterest#black swan#i love lana del rey#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#born to die#paradise#ultraviolence#honeymoon#lust for life#nfr#lana is god#lana del slay#ethel cain#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#this is a girlblog#just girly thoughts#girl interrupted#the virgin suicides#just girlboss things#buffalo 66
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what if penelope was in love in paradise
#tw sucidal ideation#i’m really tired sorry chat#but yeah#i dont know if this one is that good bc the colors aren’t as bright as i want them to be#if this does worse than the wip i posted of it i may die#my artwork#art#sketch#epic the musical#epic the wisdom saga#odysseus#penelope#odypen
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during blizzard power outage. your most important task. is to care for your blo g
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I buy him drinks and he buys me cigarettes
He thinks that we're a little bit like Romeo and Juliet
#girlblogging#girlblogger#coquette#coquette angel#aesthetic#60s#1950s#vintage americana#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lizzy grant aesthetic#lizzy grant#lana del ray aesthetic#lana unreleased#lana del slay#lana del rey#trailer park princess#tumblr 2014#hell is a teenage girl#born to die#teenage wasteland#may jailer#just girly thoughts#just girly posts#im just a girl#just girly things#tumblr girls#girlhood#girl interrupted#girlcore#groupie
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how i imagine their dynamic to be
#wriothesley#genshin impact#my art#childe#wriochi#wriothesley x childe#wrio#wriothesley genshin#childe fanart#childe genshin#original from twitter#may twt never die
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wearing nothing but the summer bruises on my knees
#coquette#ultraviolence#dollette#coquette aesthetic#lana del rey#coquette americana#female manipulator#femcel#dark coquette#female rage#this is a girlblog#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#girlblogger#vintage americana#americana#fawnlette#doelette#born to die#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#cinnamon girl#did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean blvd#lana del rey ultraviolence#may jailer#lizzy grant
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Oughaagahghaagga ramen so yummy hehehsgaaauyahgaa
#actually ate ramen yesterday also very spicy like#hot chicken flavor buldak#i did not in fact taste the chicken but i fid taste the fire someone take the spice away from me i fear thats how i may die atp#i once used my and my sisters packets at the same time and just finished it all in one go#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonic#my art
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lana wearing jeans and a teddy bear backpack to london fashion week 2012
#girlblogging#lana del rey#hell is a teenage girl#coquette#im just a girl#this is what makes us girls#dollette#girl interupted syndrome#lizzy grant#vintage#this is a girlblog#tumblr girls#girlhood#it girl#hyper feminine#female hysteria#2014#2014 tumblr#2012 tumblr#born to die#ultraviolence#lana stan#lana del ray aesthetic#lana#lana is god#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lana unreleased#ldr#may jailer#gaslight gatekeep girlblog
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davejohn in the summer (one is sweating, one isnt. you decide)
summer city date
#homestuck#john egbert#dave strider#johndave#dave is texan he may survive the summer but he wont survive the winter#(future doodle idea perhaps)#john is going to die from heat stroke
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