#max0r

[kermit-coded]

watcher alternatives

in honor of steven and the ghoul boys shitting the proverbial bed, here's some of my favorite youtube channels/podcasts with similar vibes!

michael reeves: an extremely unhinged youtuber who makes robots! he only posts once or twice a year, but his videos are super worth it!

sorta stupid: my favorite reaction channel. these guys are super chill and funny, and they are the ultimate allies (go check out their toh series if you wanna see them be huge lumity shippers!)

microwave society: they also do reactions, but they specialize in shitty kids movies (and the occasional classic like megamind or shrek). check out their veggietales videos if you want to laugh until you puke.

max0r: does unhinged video game reviews that are like crack for people with adhd.

anthpo: he's not making videos anymore, but all his stuff is up on youtube and he perfectly balances feel-good and funny.

cryptid keeper podcast: this podcast has major early-unsolved vibes and they somewhat have the skeptic/believer dynamic as well.

[strixludica]

@vexwerewolf since you're also a Max0r fan, I thought this would be appropriate.

[ross-hollander]

My favorite thing about this genre of LANCER memes is how I read them with the exact sort of meter/diction I expect from a Max0r video.

(This was made by @vexwerewolf, not me.)

[vexwerewolf]

[mister-christmas]

[navek15]

My Tarnished: So what’s going on here?

Miquella: To question the will of God is heresy, Tarnished. But for your information, I am driving the corpse of my brother-consort like a fucking Mazda!

[dragons-hoard-of-fandoms]

Uzi listens to power metal, specifically Sabaton, DragonForce, and Twilight Force.

[cyberhai]

Put on a max0r video in the vicinity and I'm sitting criss cross applesauce clapping my hands and hootin like a hypnotized toddler

[iruntoosillyformyowngood]

can't believe you can parry this guy

[bonkbunn]

My copy of DMC is broken, there's this annoying muddle-fudger in it

[samuelthesilly]

Silly

[mlembug]

I wonder how many eggs Max0r cracked with this cheeky remark

[mythyk-art]

Hello Ultrakill Fandom

[gildedicicle]

Honestly, as a response to 'cope and seethe', I feel like 'I fucking am. And it's not making me want to kill you less' is pretty damn raw

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

*Bowser emerges from his war machine to confront Mario*

Bowser: Well well well, if it isn't sussy Mario.

Mario: Bro, are you high?

Bowser: Let me check... yes.

Bowser: HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT!

Bowser: And there's nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world!

Mario: What is Walmart?

Bowser: It's Heaven Mario. Check the internet lately?

Luigi, over the comm: Mario, hop on Twitter, you need to see this!

Mario, truning on his phone: Fuck, I hate this website.

Luigi: It's all fucking weebshit Mario, it doesn't even make any sense. They're being distracted with utter nonsense!

Bowser: These baboons don't even know they're at war with Sarasaraland.

Mario: This one's calling me a redditor.

Bowser: And that's just the beginning! E-Girls? Gacha? Memes? All petty distractions so real men can get down to business.

Mario, with sudden realization: Amogus.

Bowser: And as you know, American Imperialism is absolutely justified because we had a black president once.... BEFORE I FUCKING KILLED HIM!

Mario: That's a nice argument Bowser, why don't you back it up with a source!

Bowser: My source is that I made it the fuck up!