#max0r

[strixludica]

@vexwerewolf since you're also a Max0r fan, I thought this would be appropriate.

[navek15]

My Tarnished: So what’s going on here?

Miquella: To question the will of God is heresy, Tarnished. But for your information, I am driving the corpse of my brother-consort like a fucking Mazda!

[vexwerewolf]

[mister-christmas]

[dragon-razor-writings]

Ironwood: "Alright, I've heard enough. Deadly force authorized."

[dragons-hoard-of-fandoms]

Uzi listens to power metal, specifically Sabaton, DragonForce, and Twilight Force.

[cyberhai]

Put on a max0r video in the vicinity and I'm sitting criss cross applesauce clapping my hands and hootin like a hypnotized toddler

[iruntoosillyformyowngood]

can't believe you can parry this guy

[bonkbunn]

My copy of DMC is broken, there's this annoying muddle-fudger in it

[samuelthesilly]

Silly

[mlembug]

I wonder how many eggs Max0r cracked with this cheeky remark

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

[mythyk-art]

Hello Ultrakill Fandom

[estavionpira]

Max0r Voice: The Matrix (shows movie poster 0.5 seconds) is a Movie about Jesus Christ (gif of hacker jesus) developing a Screen Addiction (sped up clip of neo stopping bullets) so powerful it lets him Stop Time.

[dudesome]

Gaz currently fighting Zim: "Glory of the Empire? Hail the Tallests? It's all bullshit! The success of a nation is determined by materialistic and socio economic factors. Read a fucking book!"

[dragon-razor-writings]

*An ancestor of the Arc family, a known bandit lord, is traversing through an abandoned crypt*

Minor Deity: "Mortal!"

Arc Ancestor: "What in the-"

Minor Deity: "Turn back from whence you came. Now."

Arc Ancestor: "Man, this is weird."

Minor Deity: "For what purpose do you trample upon this palace?"

Arc Ancestor: "Uh...money, mainly. Why do you stay here?"

Minor Deity: "Excuse me?"

Arc Ancestor: "I mean, there's nothing really here other than some gold-"

Minor Deity: "To question a God is heresy, mortal! But for your information, I am riding this land like a feral newlywed!"

Arc Ancestor: "...Okay."

Minor Deity: "It appears your choice is made. As the Righteous Child of the Dawn-Queen and God of this land, I shall send you to your grave!"

Arc Ancestor, muttering to themselves: "Someone has mommy issues."

Minor Deity, literally exploding onto the scene: "I do not have mommy issues! I AM MAMA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!"