mister-christmas
Just Some Asshole on the Internet
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-Assigned Vanilla At Birth- Never imitated, never duplicated. A mildly entertaining jackass from the northern wastes known as Canada
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mister-christmas · 1 day ago
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Wait, wasn't Snape a double agent wizard nazi? I thought he joined to spy on them for the principle of wizard school
“snape is a creepy incel cause he’s still obsessed with lily”
snape does everything y’all say you’re supposed to do, tho. she tells him to fuck off and never speak to him again–he respects her decision. he never tries to “get her back”. he never says “i deserved her, and james didn’t”. he protects her son, despite hating him because he looks exactly like the person who made his childhood hell. he never mentions lily after her death. he doesn’t even use his patronus until there’s no other option. and that’s not enough, apparently, because he still thinks, in his own head, “i still love her”.
and y’all hate him for that. for that, when there’s way better reasons to hate snape, by which i mean “being a wizard nazi” and “abusing neville longbottom”
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mister-christmas · 7 days ago
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What has people up in arms now?
The theme if todays blog is: stop being so fucking weird about how women look and learn how cameras work
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mister-christmas · 9 days ago
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Okay first of all
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As for the rest
Fully automatic weapons have been heavily regulated since the 30's and banned since 1986.
I even went to a gun grabber website for you
Next, here's a useful website from an attorney that clearly and concisely explains all the federal gun laws
On to Canadian gun laws
You'll notice a shocking absence of a prohibition on military weapons, just "assault style" weapons which basically translates to "weapons that look scary."
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mister-christmas · 10 days ago
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Lots of blatantly wrong info here my guy.
You cannot buy assault rifles or machine guns without a very expensive, difficult to obtain permit that requires local law enforcement to sign off on.
"Assault weapon" is a meaningless buzzphrase
You do actually have federal laws regarding the purchase of firearms. Whenever someone buys one they go through a background check and if they've been convicted of violent crimes or have certain mental illnesses they will be barred from buying it.
The AR-15 is not and has never been a military weapon nor is it a machine gun.
Even if it were a military weapon that means absolutely nothing. Even up here in Canada I can buy military weapons, just not ones capable of full-auto. Same as you. The Colt m1911 is a military weapon. The m1 Carbine is a military weapon. The type 99 Arisaka rifle is a military weapon. The Kar 98k is a military weapon. The Mossberg 500 is a military weapon. My cousin who also lives in Canada owns all of those and more besides.
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mister-christmas · 11 days ago
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Iirc that was a mistranslation that they even make fun of in Yakuza 6. He says he just doesn't kill in cold blood
Did Kiryu ever kill?
Yes. The games can claim he doesn't all they want. The kind of shit he does would kill people.
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mister-christmas · 11 days ago
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>"DIME (Dense Inert Uranium Explosive)"
>Uranium doesn't even start with an M
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So what's the excuse this time for targeting UN outposts in Lebanon? Are we still lying about Hizbullah using it?
Funny u should ask! Uwu wots this then
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mister-christmas · 12 days ago
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I saw this on Facebook and immediately wanted to make a poll
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mister-christmas · 13 days ago
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GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!
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mister-christmas · 15 days ago
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Vigilante justice is based and good when the system is literally built against bringing rich and powerful people to justice. When there isn't a two tier justice system, such actions won't be necessary.
I am of two minds regarding vigilante justice. On the one hand, I do often sympathize with the stated goals/motivations of vigilantes striving to right the wrongs the system cannot or will not address. On the other, it basically replaces rule of law with rule of individual caprice, which I cannot support.
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mister-christmas · 19 days ago
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Anime merch alert: Bandai is releasing (no pun intended) a premium version of the Clow Sealing Wand from Cardcaptor Sakura.
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It's 60 cm (24 inches) long and is going to sell for 7,480 yen.
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mister-christmas · 1 month ago
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Dragon Age: Veilguard reviews are out.
All mainstream gaming journalists: "4/5, 5/5, 8/10, 9/10, 10/10, Bioware is so back."
Everyone who has seen the gameplay to Bioware:
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mister-christmas · 2 months ago
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You'd think they'd understand the bending that functions by taking away the victim's bodily autonomy would be inherently bad but here we are. And of course having exactly one "native" in the entire show be evil and consumed by her lust for vengeance is too many to these dregs.
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If we're so here to redeem Iroh on his past wrongdoings, then why is a clearly traumatized Native elder considered just pure evil.
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mister-christmas · 2 months ago
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Yeah, it's just a bunch of old fogeys trying to be hip with the kids and their new fangled anime cartoons.
Please stop putting that stupid freaking doll on my dash board. I'm hiding here because of all the posts on Facebook. It's so ugly and everyone is just reblogging the same 3 pictures, please stfu about it
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mister-christmas · 2 months ago
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I know what anon needs
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Anon from the post on 5796 that said
"People keep calling minors evil puritans just for being uncomfortable with NSFW."
I get people are saying to filter tags. I really do and have. But it still pops up on my timeline here on tumblr cause all muting does is just censor the post and say "this post contains [filtered tag]" so no matter what I do it will still appear on my timeline.
And as for the discord server thing. My friends said they wanted to make it an opt in channel for NSFW. One that requires a role to get into. But as a mod of the server, I would still see it anyways. Just muting it would not keep me from being able to access it which is why I was against the notion. And on top of that, I was uncomfortable with the idea of NSFW being allowed on the server even if I wouldn't be seeing it. Cause what if people use the NSFW channel to talk bad about me when I am not looking?
So my friends had said they could remove me as a mod since I was a minor and shouldn't have a position of power. That was triggering to me, so I went offline to take a breather and then go back to being banned? When they had said they would have my back? What kind of people do that? It was MY idea to make the server in the first place, yet I get treated like the monster.
THIS is why I don't think adults should be allowed in fandom spaces cause they actively do things to push out minors.
Posting as a response to a previous problem.
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mister-christmas · 2 months ago
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grocery shopping
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mister-christmas · 3 months ago
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mister-christmas · 3 months ago
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I refuse to believe any of these drama club twerps know how to play baseball
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♪ Ooh, baby, don't you know I suffer? Ooh, baby, can't you hear me moan? ♪
TWILIGHT (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke
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