mister-christmas
mister-christmas
Just Some Asshole on the Internet
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-Assigned Vanilla At Birth- Never imitated, never duplicated. A mildly entertaining jackass from the northern wastes known as Canada
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mister-christmas · 4 days ago
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I wasn't
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if yall were curious what grimes has been up to
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mister-christmas · 4 days ago
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This begs the question of why there's so many stupid motherfuckers online with the reading comprehension of a 3rd grader
"they should teach media literacy in schools" english class "they should teach students how to spot misinformation" it's english class "they should teach kids critical thinking" it's called english class
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mister-christmas · 4 days ago
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I'm still waiting on those death squads I was promised 8 years ago
It’s uncanny how similar Trump is acting like Hitler. People are now doing the Nazi salute. They’re drawing the symbol. The KKK was seen in Kentucky asking people to join them. ICE has been ripping families apart. Companies have pulled back Diversity Initiatives. We’re no longer part of WHO and there won’t be any communication from the CDC at least until February 1st. We’re being censored and the news can’t be trusted. Thousands of Americans didn’t know there were protests against Trump yesterday outside the U.S. Quotes from The Handmaid’s Tale and Anne Frank have been compared to what’s going on right now.
According to The Lemkin Institute for Genocide Studies and Prevention the U.S. has officially been given a red flag alert for Genocide.
I’m exhausted but I will never stop being angry.
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mister-christmas · 4 days ago
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Centaur. On the one hand, galloping at speed sounds fun. On the other if I want kids I have to get with somebody with a horse booty or I have to find a freak that likes horse booty and I like neither of those options.
Ok, so you've been isekai'd to the dnd world and may or may not die due to the class you've been assigned. Better question. Are you human? (spinner wheel of all dnd5e species)
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mister-christmas · 7 days ago
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"Did he eat the lake?!" But seriously, with Multiversus it seems like the idea behind the visual designs in that they almost all look like they're designed to fit into a Looney Toones cartoon, especially live action characters. MV Jason looks to be only slightly bigger than Nasty Canasta.
And in terms of conveying information through visual design, I believe Jason is the heaviest (toughest to ring out) character in the game with slow, powerful attacks and a mechanic to give himself super armour so showing that off by making him an enormous slab of beef that dwarfs even the exaggeratedly beefy Superman makes sense.
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mister-christmas · 9 days ago
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OPEN THE SCHOOLS
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mister-christmas · 11 days ago
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mister-christmas · 11 days ago
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DORMS!!!!!
The Who/Sherlock dorms
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Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms
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Pirates/History dorms
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disney/disney princess dorms(you can put more posters,etc)
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Directioner dorms(but put more ireland flags and more pics of the boys)
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mister-christmas · 11 days ago
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I had something like that
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Wilson Sporting Goods Co, 1966
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mister-christmas · 13 days ago
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mister-christmas · 18 days ago
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its rod serling not rod sterling
I didn't make the meme and I don't care enough to fix it.
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mister-christmas · 30 days ago
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If Black Panther can't be race swapped because he's steeped in African culture then surely Aragorn, who is steeped in European culture should also be above race swaps. And yet WotC still swapped him.
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mister-christmas · 1 month ago
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Wait, wasn't Snape a double agent wizard nazi? I thought he joined to spy on them for the principle of wizard school
“snape is a creepy incel cause he’s still obsessed with lily”
snape does everything y’all say you’re supposed to do, tho. she tells him to fuck off and never speak to him again–he respects her decision. he never tries to “get her back”. he never says “i deserved her, and james didn’t”. he protects her son, despite hating him because he looks exactly like the person who made his childhood hell. he never mentions lily after her death. he doesn’t even use his patronus until there’s no other option. and that’s not enough, apparently, because he still thinks, in his own head, “i still love her”.
and y’all hate him for that. for that, when there’s way better reasons to hate snape, by which i mean “being a wizard nazi” and “abusing neville longbottom”
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mister-christmas · 2 months ago
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What has people up in arms now?
The theme if todays blog is: stop being so fucking weird about how women look and learn how cameras work
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mister-christmas · 2 months ago
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Okay first of all
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As for the rest
Fully automatic weapons have been heavily regulated since the 30's and banned since 1986.
I even went to a gun grabber website for you
Next, here's a useful website from an attorney that clearly and concisely explains all the federal gun laws
On to Canadian gun laws
You'll notice a shocking absence of a prohibition on military weapons, just "assault style" weapons which basically translates to "weapons that look scary."
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mister-christmas · 2 months ago
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Lots of blatantly wrong info here my guy.
You cannot buy assault rifles or machine guns without a very expensive, difficult to obtain permit that requires local law enforcement to sign off on.
"Assault weapon" is a meaningless buzzphrase
You do actually have federal laws regarding the purchase of firearms. Whenever someone buys one they go through a background check and if they've been convicted of violent crimes or have certain mental illnesses they will be barred from buying it.
The AR-15 is not and has never been a military weapon nor is it a machine gun.
Even if it were a military weapon that means absolutely nothing. Even up here in Canada I can buy military weapons, just not ones capable of full-auto. Same as you. The Colt m1911 is a military weapon. The m1 Carbine is a military weapon. The type 99 Arisaka rifle is a military weapon. The Kar 98k is a military weapon. The Mossberg 500 is a military weapon. My cousin who also lives in Canada owns all of those and more besides.
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mister-christmas · 2 months ago
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Iirc that was a mistranslation that they even make fun of in Yakuza 6. He says he just doesn't kill in cold blood
Did Kiryu ever kill?
Yes. The games can claim he doesn't all they want. The kind of shit he does would kill people.
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