#max jagerman x ruth fleming x grace chasity

[isle-of-the-gorgons]

Beware The Gorgons Of Hatchetfield!

Welcome to the mysterious and magical land of Hatchetfield, where fantastical creatures coexist with humans, even if not harmoniously.

This is an ask blog for a Nerdy Prudes Must Die Gorgon AU. Before anything else, lets dive into the main characters.

The Gorgons

Stephanie Lauter - Transfemme, bisexual, demigod queen. After disobeying her Godly Father during his trails to make her powerful he curses her to be a gorgon. Her snakes are Brazilian Rainbow Boas.

Ruth Fleming - Transfemme bisexual. Her parents had disrespected a god who cursed their unborn child, after being born a gorgon they abandoned her and she was raised by satyrs. She was all alone until she found Steph and Grace. Her snakes are Axanthic conda morph Hognoses.

Grace Chasity - Cis, lesbian. She was a priestess to a virgin goddess and while trying to figure out her sexuality she lost her virginity to a man inside the goddesses temple, getting her cursed as a gorgon and banished. Her snakes are Diamondback Rattlesnakes.

Richard Lipschitz - Transmasc and aroace. He was being forced into a marriage he didn't want and he begged for the gods to save him, one of them took pity on the boy and "cursed" him as a gorgon, being the only gorgon of the group who was happy about the situation. His snakes are Blue Eyed Leucistic Ball Pythons.

The Humans

Maxwell Jägerman - Cis, pansexual, demigod. While making his name as a hero he was tasked by Ruth's parents to kill their wicked monster of a son, but when he arrived all he found was a beautiful woman.

Peter Spankoffski - Transmasc and bisexual. Pete was ordered to get snake venom from a gorgon in order to save his brother Ted from being wrongfully imprisoned, only to meet and fall in love with Steph.

THE SHIP PAIRINGS ARE LAUTSKI, MAX+RUTH+GRACE, AND RICHIE IS AROACE UNINTERESTED IN DATING.

Click here for the Master List of posts

And with that out of the way, here are the mod introductions!

Mod Muse 🍓

Hiya! Mod Muse here, but you can just call me Muse! Pronouns are she/her! I'm a writer and the creator of this au! You can also find me at my side blog @hatchetfield-omegaverse ! Feel free to shoot me a message any time about the characters, hcs, general lore, fic ideas, or just to send love! I hope you like this au!

Mod Prophet 🐍

Heyo! You can call me Mod Prophet, Prophet, or Snake! My pronouns are They/It/He and im a writer, I'm also the resident Snake expert who assigned the gorgons their snakes. I'm hellenic so I'm mostly here to help make sure this au is respectful to my religion while still taking elements from greek mythology. Please feel free to direct asks at me if you have questions about the snakes themselves or anything related to the mythology and culture of this AU

Tag System

#NPMD Gorgon AU - General posts

#Mod🍓 - Posts done by Mod Muse

#Mod🐍 - Posts done by Mod Prophet

#LoreAsks - Asks about the lore surrounding gorgons, mythology, or world building

#HcAsks - Asks talking about personal headcanons

#GeneralAsks - Asks about basically anything

#CharacterAsks - Asks that are responded to in character

#GeneralLore - Posts about lore that wasnt sent in asks

#TheFics - Anytime parts of the fic are posted

#Safe - Posts that are sfw

#NotSafe - Posts that are nsfw so you can block it if you'd like

The only real DNI we have is NO MINORS! This AU isnt exclusively NSFW but there are a lot of nsfw elements and we do not want minors engaging in that! If we see a minor interacting with us we will block them! If you see a minor interacting feel free to send us an ask to let us know so we can purge any minors following/reposting from us!

LOOK BELOW THE CUT FOR PHOTOS OF EACH OF THE GORGONS SNAKES

Stephanie Lauter

Ruth Fleming

Grace Chasity

Richard Lipschitz

[theonlymadmanonmars]

What your favorite Hatchetfield ship says about you.

Paul x Emma: You just want good things for Paul.

Paul x Ted: You Just want good things for Ted.

Ted x Bill: You are a connoisseur of the enemies/Rivals to lovers trope.

Ted x Tinky: You used to ship Billdip. And/or you're a monster fucker.

Paul x Bill: You are a connoisseur of the best friends to lovers trope.

Ted x Charlotte: You Believe cheating on your husband is ethical in some circumstances. You're correct.

Mr Davidson x Carol: You really wanna be choked out in bed.

Ted x Emma: You love sarcastic asswholes.

Deb x Alice: You are an angsty teenager.

Sam x Zoey: You think morally grey people are hot.

Sam x Charlotte: You are clinging hard to that broken Relationship and/or the child of a divorce you never really got over.

Ethan x Lex: You think a sweet delinquent is the best thing ever, and you just want Ethan to be happy. You also live for angst.

Tom x Becky: You believe that no matter how your first relationship is you can find love again.

Linda x Gerald: You think Morally grey women and their supportive husbands are hot.

Dan x Donna: You really like background ships, and think characters are more interesting when you have to work to learn things about them.

Peter x Steph: You're incredibly wholesome and just want them both to be happy.

Ruth x Steph: You just want Ruth to be happy.

Peter x Richie: You Believe in Best friends to lovers and you are an awkward teenager

Ruth x Richie: You love nerdy best friends who support each other when no one else will.

Peter x Ruth: You think joke flirting should always lead to real flirting.

Grace x Steph: Why have enemies to Lover or friends to lovers when you can't have Frenemies to Lovers.

Ruth x Grace: You love unhinged girlfriends.

Max X Richie: You want good things for Max.

Max x Grace: You think a couple who could take over the world together is the best kind of couple.

Brooke X Richie: You definitely have a whole personality and backstory for Brooke conducted in your head. You love background Characters and Desperately want Richie to be happy.

Linda X Becky: You love Enemies to Lovers and Absolutely stan Linda as you should.

Duke x Holloway: You love Angst but don't need all the toxicity. You also probably had a crush you never told how you felt about them.

Wiggly X Wilbur: You're a monster fucker You think Wiggly's hot. As you should. You love the idea of Tentacle sex with feelings

Wiggly X John: You're a monster fucker You're a fan of tentacle sex without feelings.

Bill x Blinky: You're a monster fucker. And You want to put Bill into a jar and shake him.

Updated

Let me know if I missed anything!

[greylocksys]

npmd x mlp posting

long sighhhh we are a huge mlp nerd and our favorite activity is turning characters into ponies so!!! have this tumblr!! cuz we never post! Max

Pete

Ruth

Richie

Steph

Grace

[itscanonfellas]

Max finally turned into a werewolf, shit got intense I think you guys should read it for research purposes and yell at me about the gang (And also give hc's and ideas because I would love ya'll forever)

[24-guy]

Credit to @dellonthebell for this absolute banger of an idea.

Screenshot of idea below cut.

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Pete: Hey, Max. Are you wearing your running bottoms and your hoodie?

Steph: Max, are you going running?

Grace: Have fun.

Max: *leaves*

Ruth: Oh, my God. What is wrong with Max, Grace?

Steph: Yeah, what happened? Are you guys okay?

Grace: Max is going for a run. If anything, we should be asking what is right with Max.

Ruth: He only goes running if he's upset. And he's wearing his sad hoodie. And by the looks of it, it's been washed, which is bone-chilling.

Grace: He's fine. Everything's okay.

Richie: *barges into the room* I just passed Max on the street running, on purpose! Oh, my God!

Grace: Maybe I was wrong.

Richie: *yelling out the window* Max Jagerman! Are you okay?! I see you! And I love you!

Grace: In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way

Pete: That's fair

[l0rds-in-black]

Would anyone be interested in reader insert content for npmd? Whether it be one shots, or a full fic with a reader insert??

Asking cause I want to write stuff but idk if anyone will want to read it.

[theguytoendallguys]

Fuck it: here's my opinions on all the NPMD ships (in no particular order) and how much I ship them on a scale of 1-10 since I literally cannot just pick one and run with it like I can with most other fandoms I'm in

(Sorry idfk some of the names) (Also no poly relationships cause that's a whole nother rabbit hole that I MIGHT get into another day no promises)

Lautski: The cute canon straight fluff, I like it, probably won't write anything about it cause even though it's cute it doesn't rack my brain as much as the others, 7/10

Lautity: Fucking delicious, I eat it up every time, I love their dynamic, love them as a ship, literally only losing to Holyweeb by a thread 9/10

Holyweeb: the ship that I think about constantly, that I write about constantly, the ship that takes over my brain so much, they're so silly, I love their dynamic I love everything about them even though it's a straight ship in my brain because I choose to be a transmasc Richie headcannoner instead of a transfemme Richie headcannoner because I'm biased I still adore them just as much as I would with any gay ship they're so cool I wish straight couples were real (/j) 10/10

Spankoffschitz: I love them, they're silly and adorable and they pull all nighters together, they study to anime soundtracks, love em, and these opinions were totally not caused by a certain pal of mine, 8/10

Flipschitz: adorable fluff that I love, imo they always gave off best friends vibes, but the ship's pretty cute, 7/10

Ruthanie(?) (Is that what they're called? Idk): Cute, good for Ruth, I fuck with this, very yummy, 7/10

Halogear: again, very yummy, good for Ruth, love it, their dynamic is fun and it's cute, sorry I don't have much to say on most of the Ruth ships because it's just like I'm glad she's happy, but that's about it sadly, anyway, good ship, love it, 7/10

Ruth x Pete: (sorry I have no idea what the ship name for this is) again, good for Ruth, I like it, not as much as the other Ruth ships cause like they're barely shipped together on their own, and it's just kinda the same dynamic as Flipshitz but like with Pete instead and idk I just don't fuck with it as much as the other Ruth ships for some reason, still good though, 6.5/10

Pete X Grace: I have never seen these two shipped on their own and it's not bad but like I just don't see this happening like at all, 6/10

Michie: the only Max ship I am even going to entertain because of its popularity, (and just cause this is long enough already so) I can very much see it happening, if Max actually had the chance to get his redemption arc, it could be cute, and interesting, and enemies to lovers is a good trope, but I don't ship it all that much personally, 6/10

If there's any I missed, tell me and I'll rank it in a reblog!

[natabatts]

sneak peek for chapter 2 of my fic! thank you so much to everyone for all of the positive feedback it means so much X3

[sky-neverending]

my rp i’ve been doing with friends that i’m turning into various chatfic and regular fics has made me realize a few things. first:

can we talk about platonic holy ghost? max and grace being friends, supporting each other, teasing and having a fun friendly dynamic? yes. give it to me. give it!!!! like imagine Graces parents find out she’s friends with a bunch of “sinners” and they tell her to not be or she can’t live there anymore? and she runs away to the church to figure out what the hell she’s supposed to do? yes. yes pls.

also. also also also. HALOGEAR!!!! that’s what we call Ruth/Grace. they are soooo cute together omg. i can’t explain it but you’ll see when i start posting the stuff 👀 you’ll see. everyone will see.

also steph and max friendship? yes yes yes!

anyway, look out for content soon! we have a lot of shit to work on and post!

[isle-of-the-gorgons]

General Gorgon Lore!

I thought it was best if I released some general lore about the gorgons in our au before we started writing anything! -Mod Muse🍓

All gorgons in this au are the result of divine intervention. This includes Ruth who, despite being born a gorgon, was only born that way due to a curse.

(Obviously) Anyone who looks a gorgon in the eye will turn to stone. However, this can be undone with a few drops of gorgon blood.

This has made gorgon blood (along with other body parts) very valuable to humans.

Some other desired gorgon items are venom and fangs.

Gorgon venom, when diluted with water, can cure a myriad of illnesses no matter how severe. But more importantly, when applied to the eyes, it makes the user immune to a gorgon's stare.

However, it is a rare commodity because, unbeknownst to humans, gorgons release their venom by choice. You can not force it out of them. Even killing them to retrieve the venom won't work because its effects become null upon death.

Gorgons shed their fangs several times in their lifetime. These fangs are worth a fortune due to their uses in medicine.

Gorgons all have a real life snake they correspond to. They take traits from their chosen snake, such as: strength, habitat, personality, and scale pattern.

Their hair is also made up of miniature versions of said snakes.

If a gorgon's respective snake is venomous, their hair snakes will also be venomous. Gorgons themselves are venomous regardless, but their venom is very different from their snakes venom.

If their snake is a constrictor, the gorgon in question will be incredible strong and fiercely cuddly.

Gorgons are very independent and prefer to spend their time alone.

They're also territorial and will hiss if another gorgon encroaches too close to their home. (Our gorgons are an exception to this rule, living close together for protection and friendship).

The one exception to this is a gorgon's mate. They are fiercely protective of their mates and do not like leaving their sides.

In gorgon culture, a respective mate is given a shed fang as a gesture of romance. Mates will wear said fangs as jewelry to show their taken.

Gorgons can only reproduce with humans. It was a cruel joke on the gods part that they can only reproduce with beings they can't look at.

Gorgons have several physical snake attributes, including but not limited to: fangs, slitted eyes, and scaley patches on their foreheads, arms, and shoulders.

They can also have attributes associated with their respective associated snake. For example, if the associated snake was a rattle snake, the gorgon would have rattles in their hair.

Gorgons all worship Webby, goddess of outcasts. She gave them sanctuary when the world turned them away.

The Isle of Gorgons is famous in human society for its high concentration of gorgons. Most people will not go anywhere near the island for fear of being turned to stone.

Those who seek out the island are often called Statues In Training for the belief that they won't return home.

I hope you like these bits of world building and gorgon lore! Next up: the God's and their domains!

[curecurse]

Guys,,,, i posted fanfiction for the first time in 7 years,,, it’s a self insert/reader thing because I am cringe but I am free. Fellow Richie enjoyers should check it out. I already have chapter 2 and 3 written out I just need to edit them and figure out where I want the story to go lol.

[greylocksys]

NPMD x MLP post 3

uhh this ones a more personal post but my little hatchetfield oc guy

and also this of all these guys next to eachother cuz i forgot to make a normal one without him on it cuz i merged the layers and am too lazy too remake it LMAOO

also a couple doodles of him and max cuz they are bestiesss

[itscanonfellas]

I GIVE YOU THIS PIECE OF SHIT <3

[24-guy]

heyhey idk if you still want mitchie requests but if so, what about like a role swap? like english nerd max jägerman and swim captain or head cheerleader richie lipschitz? or maybe they’re just doing it as like a costume? idk just seemed fun

It absolutely IS a fun idea. And because of that. You get full role swap. Because oh my god I had so much fun. Steph and Pete got the short end of the stick with the swap but that’s because I think the idea of Steph being the villain is too fun to pass up. I hope its to your liking, though. And the thumbnail sketch at the top is actually so good I might make a full version of it.

[rhondafromhr]

Nerds corruption au chapter 9!!

Featuring Grace cutting school to hang with Max and Richie and entering her rebellious era, Peter feeling threatened with Max being gone and properly starting his literal monster era, Stephanie using her platform on Twitter for evil and things getting even worse for Kyle until he finds solidarity in an unexpected place.