#maumau reblogs

[maumausie]

The real reason Adler’s wife left him

Everyone wants to fuck Adler until they gotta deal with the cigarette smell

[leopardbreads]

Idiots deserve love too

Summary: Mammon needs attention. Mau is sleepy but happy to oblige. Pairing: Mau (Self Insert) / Mammon (Obey Me!) Word count: 1273 Warnings: N/A

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The incessant buzzing of the phone beneath her pillow was annoying enough to not only wake Mau up, but to make her curious enough to see what the hell it was all about. Expecting the usual notifications from some mobile game she enjoyed, she yanked the device out from its cozy hiding place and scowled at the bright screen in the dark. A familiar contact name on the screen instantly softened her expression, and she sighed as she turned over on her back to respond to the texts.

‘Yo’

‘Mau’

‘Maumau’

‘Are you awake?’

Read the steady stream of messages that had roused her from her slumber. With another sigh, she typed the response.

‘I am now’

The second that she turned the screen off, hoping for a moment of respite from the blinding light, it turned itself right back on as another message popped up.

‘Can’t sleep either? I know how it is. Want the Great Mammon to keep ya company for a bit?’

She didn’t respond this time. Instead, she groaned and grumbled as she pulled herself out of the warmth and comfort of the bed. It was late, Mau was tired, and looking at her phone only made it worse. A short walk through the dark halls of the House of Lamentation would wake her up enough to be at least conscious enough to hold a conversation for a little while. 

No new messages… His eyes were focused on the lower left corner of the phone screen, watching for the familiar little speech bubble that meant that Mau was typing her response. Maybe she fell asleep again… I should call- A sharp knock and the sound of the doorknob turning startled Mammon out of his intense concentration. His attention snapped to the entrance of his room, completely prepared to yell at one of his brothers for coming to bother him this late at night- or to be yelled at by one brother in particular over his latest mistake. To his surprise however, the person at the door was the very same person he had been waiting on… and who he had been secretly hoping might show up. 

“Mau-!? Geez… you scared me. You can’t just show up here without lettin’ me know first at least.” The smile on his face negated any sense of annoyance in his words. A sleepy mumbling of his name was all he got as a response. Dragging her feet the whole way, Mau shuffled over to his bed and climbed in opposite him. Without any sort of invitation she made herself comfortable, pulling the blankets down and then back up over her.

“Woah- hey! What the hell do you think you’re doin’ cuddling up to me like that!? Are ya even listening to me? Hey! Quit tryin’ ta fall asleep!” She was not listening to him- well maybe just a little… but she chose to ignore his protests. Until he began to repeatedly poke her cheek and shake her by the shoulder. Mau sat up. “I’m listening…” Being in a bed again had already brought back whatever drowsiness she had managed to walk off on her way here.

“Good.” He said, and then began a lengthy rambling that started with him talking about his day, then eventually moved on to other things that were on the demon’s mind. She really tried her hardest to pay attention to it all, responding when called for with the occasional sleepy “Oh yeah?” or “Yeah…” or “Mhmm…” It was nice hearing his voice. Company that to anyone else would have been annoying or tiresome was comforting to her… and tiring, but in a different way. Mau could feel herself nodding off again despite her best efforts. 

Suddenly, his words came to a halt as her head met his shoulder. The silence that replaced the chatter that had filled the room before lasted longer than the time he had spent talking- or at least it felt that way. Eventually Mammon could no longer stand the oppressive feeling that came with the lack of conversation, and the thoughts that it drew to mind. Even with Mau here beside him, nearly fast asleep, the usual ideas that plagued his mind when he was alone bothered him now- though not quite as badly. Still, it was enough for him to want to grab her shoulders and shake her awake again. 

“Mau. Hey.”

“Mm… I’m up, I’m up… You don’t have to shake me so hard…” Her words were punctuated with a yawn.

“You like me, right?”

“Huh? Yeah… lots… why?”

Mammon wasn’t about to let this moment of insecurity go without covering it up. “Of course you would, I’m the Great Mammon after all. What’s not to like? Don’t answer that. Tell me how great I am. I already know of course, b-but I wanna hear ya say it.”

The silence returned again, even heavier than before. Just as he was about to shake her again, Mau finally responded. 

“You’re funny… you make me smile. I like your company… you’re fun to hang out with… and you’re nice to me. Even when you act like I’m annoying you, I don’t actually feel like I’m bothering you. I like that you like a lot of the same things as me. It’s easy to get along with you. Nobody else understands me like you do… I feel like I can just tell you anything. I can talk to you about anything and you won’t make fun of me.” 

It was Mammon’s turn now to feel sleepy. Every word from her lips shooed away a different lingering thought, easing his mind one sentence at a time. He took his hands off of her shoulders and finally laid back in the bed, followed soon after by Mau laying beside him. For once he couldn’t be bothered to put up an act and pretend to complain as he felt her arms wrap around him. 

“Keep goin’...” 

“Sure, sure. Anything for the Great Mammon… You’re awfully needy tonight- not that I mind.” Mau couldn’t help but chuckle at his obvious hunger for more praise, but she wasn’t about to let him starve. Her sarcasm was met with a disgruntled growl from him. “I’m just teasing you. You’re cute.” She’d called him that before, and every time it was met with disbelief and flusteredness. Him? Cute? No way… if anything he was- “And handsome… and cool… and uh… hmm… smart?” Now she was just messing with him.

“I ain’t that smart…”

“You are- sometimes. You know stuff, you’re good at math when it has to do with money. Besides, being smart isn’t that important. I’d rather hang out with a funny, nice, caring, kind, wonderful idiot than some smart asshole.”

“Who are you callin’ an idiot?”

“You, duh- but you’re my idiot. And I love you.” He had been laughing along with her- up until that very last line. Love… Mammon’s heart leapt so hard up into his throat that he nearly choked on it. 

“Mammon?” His lack of response worried Mau. Had she gone too far? “Are you-” The wind was knocked out of her by how tightly he squeezed her against his chest. She squeezed him back as hard as she could until he finally loosened his grip. 

“S-sorry Maumau…” 

“It’s okay… Am I allowed to sleep yet?”

“Fine, fine…” Her hair was ruffled by one of his hands. “‘Night…”

“G’night Mammon…”

It had been a few minutes… was she asleep yet? She hadn’t responded when he whispered, “Mau…” Good. Damn, she falls asleep almost as fast as Belphie…

“...I-I love you too.”

In the darkness, Mau smiled.

[sithlordintraining]

Galactic Space Gentlemen, Honey

A/N: I honestly can’t even space or contain the last two chapters. I literally am so happy and proud that I finished a series. A series I wanted so bad to happen. A series without @lilacs-lavender would’ve never continued. I went from legit 7 notes to reblogs, likes, and comments. Thank you for everything and support since all the craziness, I love you guys!

Previous: I Can’t Be the Only One, Honey

Narrator: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away; Ben Solo: he's a dandy guy in space. He combs the galaxy like his hair on the hunt for aliens and any other things that people need smuggling. Planet after planet he searches, discovering bizarre relics and new creatures, both friendly and not. These are the spectacular adventures of Ben Solo and his brave space crew in space.

You woke up in the darkroom from the sounds of low voices. You were so tired you couldn’t even be scared. The door started to shake and you heard someone straining to push it open. You crawled into the corner of the little cell, slightly nervous of waiting on the other side. The door slides back to reveal Chewie. The small smile that graced your lips only grew when you saw a sweaty, disheveled Ben coming to your rescue.

“Baby,”

Ben ran to the corner and scooped you up in his strong arms. He held you so tight, fingers digging into your skin as he tried to hold back the tears that were starting to fill in his eyes. He took deep steady breaths as everything around him seemed to stop because the only moment that reunited was being here with you. He pulled back and stared into your (y/e/c) eyes.

“Oh, Y/N” He sighed hugging you once more until Chewie roared.

“Yeah come on, we don’t have all day, we have to get Rey!” Maumau exclaimed.

Ben rolled his eyes at his obsession with Rey as he pulled Y/N out of the cell. The four of them ran down the hallways trying their best to avoid stormtroopers and officers. They all began to run until they bumped into Rey.

“REY!” “BEN!”

“How’d you escape?” Ben asked his cousin.

“They had me strapped to this upright table and Ben, you wouldn’t believe it-”

Rey was cut off by Ben running through a corridor and the others followed. Looking on the lower level, Ben saw his father with the infamous Kylo Ren. Ben was shaken that the infamous Kylo was sneaking up behind Han. Snatching Chewie’s weapon, he blasted at the black-clad figure and watched him double over. Han looked up at his son and back at the man who was trying to compose himself. Han sprinted to make his way back to the group, only to find himself struggling. Rey used the force to break the connection allowing Han to escape. Kylo was soon on their trail as soon they made it out into the harsh climate outdoors. Rey being the most trained, unsheathed her lightsaber and began to fight Kylo Ren.

“We’ll get the Falcon! Stay with Rey!” Han yelled.

“Okay,” Ben nodded. “Take Y/N!”

“No!” You objected you didn’t want to leave his side; very scared what could happen any moment. “Ben, I don’t want to leave your side.” And by the way, clung to his arm, he really didn’t have a choice. Ben shrugged off his jacket and put on you as the pair made their way into the deep forest where green and red illuminated the dark scene. Ben held your hand tightly weaving you two between the tall trees. A piercing scream echoed through the forest as Rey fell to her knees after Kylo Ren had slashed off her right hand. Kylo used the force to fling her body aside. Immediately you went running to her side trying to calm her. Ren’s mask fell on an angry Ben, his hand lifted and Ben was being held against the tree. A growl escaped the mask before he went charging at Ben. With all his might Ben tried his best to use the force to call for Rey’s lightsaber. The red crossguard flew up the ready to slice through the Solo only to clash against the green sword. Ben could feel the winds and snow whip around him as the force and anger began to rise in him. Every blow he delivered was harsh and careless swings; Kylo was impressed with his skill regardless of his training. So caught up in observing Ben, he fell backward giving Ben the upper hand. Ben was clouded by rage as he continuously hit the black mask until a guttural scream pulled him from the darkness. Ben peered down with confusion as he saw himself with a bleeding laceration from his brow down all the way down to his face. Identical brown eyes stared at each other; Kylo always knew this day would come, but Ben had too many thoughts swirling. Before he could speak, he heard a crack.

“Ben,” you whispered as you looked down at the crack that just formed between you and Rey. Ben looked at you and then followed the crack that met between him and Kylo. The planet was falling apart and everyone would die if they didn’t leave. You pushed Rey as some of the ground began to fumble under her. Ben rushed to pull his cousin. He looked up at you as the ground began to shake.

“Y/N, you have to jump!” Ben yelled at you.

“I can’t!” you said stricken with fear.

“Come on, Baby, please!”

Taking a deep breath, you got a head start to jump, but the ground started to fall underneath you. Your high pitched scream pierced his ears, as Ben’s eyes involuntarily shut. When he opened it he saw Kylo straining hold to keep you from falling into the dark pit below. Using all his strength, Kylo pulled you up and rolled the two of you away from the crumbling edge. A light illuminated on the other side as if searching for someone. As much as Ben hated it, in order to keep you safe, he needed to leave.

Narrator: It had been sometime before the Resistance and First Order had seen each other in months. Both sides were still recovering from the wounds they suffered during the destruction of Starkiller. The Resistance, however, had a bigger time because of Rey, Ben, and Y/N. Rey got a new hand, which definitely sealed her being a Skywalker as Luke put it. You had yet to be rescued which drove Ben to be distant and miserable. And Ben, a very dramatic Ben, took his Uncle’s route: becoming a hermit and isolating himself.

Rey, C3-PO, and Maumau made their way up the green hill and passed the cascading waterfall, into the dark cave. The darkness began to wash over them as the moved further in.

“Are you sure he is in here?” Threepio asked as his eyes illuminated the way.

“Yes,” Rey nodded. “I can feel the force pulling me here.”

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?”

Turning a corner they saw the dark robed figure with long black hair. They jumped as his voice bounced off the cave walls. The man got up turning to reveal his deep eyes with darkened circles, gaunt face, and growing stubble. The sight of him even made Threepio feel heartbroken.

“There’s a job, Master Solo.” Threepio chirped.

“I told you I am not a smuggler anymore!” Ben roared causing everyone to jump. Rey’s eyes flickered down to his hand. She shifted forward in excitement.

“Ben, you completed it!” She said staring at the brass hilt held in his large hand.

“What color is it?” Maumau asked and soon it was illuminated, revealing the beautiful glow of (y/f/c) illuminate the walls and echoed with angelic hums.

“Ben, it’s beautiful.” “Truly wonderful, Master Solo.”

“Yeah, it’s great.” Maumau cut to the chase. “But this job, you have to do it!”

Ben stomped towards the Loth-cat clenching his jaw read to scream until he started the holovideo.

“My name is Finn L/N from the planet Demeter in the star system Thesmophorus. I’m originally from planet Earth.” The man looked down sadly. “My family was from the planet Earth. When I was younger there was a terrible war going on and the only guaranteed safety of survival was to leave. My parents sent my sister and I-” The man took a deep breath before continuing. “I haven’t seen her in years but whe-when I saw her wanted pictures I knew it was her. She’s my little sister and I just want to bring her home” Finn finally looked back up with tears brimming. “Help me, Ben Solo. You’re my only hope.”

The video ended; Ben’s chest felt like it was on fire. He didn’t believe it at first but after watching the video a hundred times once he screamed at them to get out he could see the small resemblances the two of you had. The more he watched, the more he hated himself. It was his fault you being wanted, being captured, you being with him. Gritting his teeth, he knew what he had to do. Rey was busy practicing with the saber and her new hand to recognize Ben walk out of the cave. His eyes squinted as he did his best to adjust to the light. He walked up to C3-PO handing him the video.

“So, we’re taking it?” Maumau asked.

“Yes.”

Narrator: While Ben was getting his groove back, Y/N was somewhere on a ship under the watchful eye of the First Order’s Commander, Kylo Ren. After he saved her from the pitfall of Starkiller Base, Kylo had become very protective, even more than Ben. Hux wanted to leave her to die, but Kylo refused to let her out of his tight grip. Due to the lack of proper clothing, the poor girl contracted hypothermia. Every day he checked in on her in the bacta tank as she slowly gained her health back. Once she was back to normal, she was moved to his room where you slept in his bed and basically becoming her caretaker. But things took a turn when she began to notice the darkness that started to consume and how he barely took care of himself. The man, who was only really a year old, had found someone to teach him how to live.

Y/N sat braiding his raven hair back so it wouldn’t get caught in his helmet while he trained.

“Did you eat?”

He simply nodded. You couldn’t help but smile as the large man nestled between your legs. Your fingers threaded through his long hair with such ease, almost jealous of how easy it was. You’d really hope you and Ben’s daughter got his hair. A small smile fell on your lips thinking about a little girl that was the perfect mix of you two with Ben’s dark waves and how you would spend your nights brushing your fingers through both of their hairs as they fell asleep. Your teeth bit down on your lip to suppress the giggle of picturing Ben with colorful barrettes and ribbons to match his little girl.

“You’d make a great mother.” Kylo’s voice made you come back to reality.

“Oh! Oh, thank you.”

“Did you guys perform coitus yet?”

You tensed and accidentally pulled his hair. He hissed turning to look at you. Your face was somewhere between embarrassed and angry. Anger, an emotion he hadn’t seen from you and still wondered how you still remained so composed, unlike him.

“Kylo, you shouldn’t ask people that.” You scolded. “It’s inappropriate and very personal.”

His brown eyes looked down as he muttered an apology.

“I just assumed since he is your significant other...do you miss him?” He asked slowly.

“Very much.”

“Do you think he will come back for you?”

You knew it was just a question with no malice behind it, but it hurt as your hands fell into your lap. But it had been a few months and there was no rescue, communication, and to make it worse the First Order was annihilating the Resistance at almost every chance. You didn’t even know how you were holding it together. Especially since you were hidden in Kylo’s quarters, if Hux or Snoke found you, you’d be killed in an instance.

“I won’t let that happen to you,” Kylo said holding your head in his hands. “You didn’t deserve to be in the middle of this war. All you did was fall in love and from what you told me, there’s nothing wrong with love.”

You wrapped your arms around him and hugged him tightly.  

Narrator: While Y/N and Kylo continued their 20th sleepover. Ben, Maumau, C3-PO, and Rey were off to Demeter, to finally meet the only family Y/N had.

The planet was beautiful. They landed on a port of the private island of their host. The four of them stood awkwardly awaiting a greeting.

“Oh my, this somehow reminds me of Cloud City. Yet it is a little blotchy.” C3-PO spoke up.

Ben’s eyes roamed around as the colorful birds flew above him the sky. The scent of the blossoms from the large Wilder trees entered his noses as the winds ran through the leaves. He looked at the mini palace at the top of the small hill. Y/N. It was the only thing he could think of being surrounded by all of this beauty.

“Welcome to Demeter!” Finn’s voice drew Ben out of his daze. Finn walked down with a deep red agbada with a black and gold embroidered cape. Finn welcomed them all with a bright smile, talking to each and every one of them. Ben watched Finn interact and it reminded him so much of Y/N.

“Ben,” Finn stood in front of him and pulled him into a tight hug. Ben blinked at the very friendly man hug him. Finn pulled back and held his hand behind him. “My home is your home.”

Narrator: And some of these people took that phrase a little to serious...Maumau. He walked around like he owned the place, absolutely rude eating up everything. C3-PO went around talking to machines or whatever. Rey let her guard, as well as her hair, down exploring the island and ocean with Finn, where they found out they had a lot of things in common. Then there was Ben, who had holed himself up in his room meditating or looking at the engagement ring. Which is exactly what he was doing now.

The small band was snug on the tip of his pinky. His brown eyes roamed the crystal making sure every detail was perfect. A knock on the door drew a growl from Ben as the door slid open to reveal Finn.

“I know it’s late.” Finn scratched the back of his neck. “But I was wondering if you’d like to join me for a drink?”

Ben stared at his host before standing up and following the man.

Finn was a great guy, really intelligent, and if he was the same wild smuggler he was before all this, he would definitely come by and cause a little trouble with his future brother-in-law. And the more he sat there, the more he saw the similarities you to had, one being your bubbling, beautiful laugh.

“Does she remember me?” Finn asked as the crickets filled the silence. Ben stared down, trying to remember if so.

“She remembers the war, she doesn’t remember her parents.” He shook his head. “She remembers being put on a ship.”

Finn looked down at his swirling drink. “I put her on the ship. She was only six. Our parents had been captured and they told me to make sure we were safe, stick together.” His lip poked out trying to hold it together. “They wouldn’t let us on the ship together, but the lady said she’d watch her.” His hand rubbed at his eyes as he began to tremble. “I watched as the ship started to slow and then,” a sob racked through his body. “It blew up. We all watched as it blew up...but I knew she was still alive. When we got to the destination I just sat there waiting for her because I knew she was alive.”

Ben placed a firm hand on his shoulder. “She is and we’ll get her back.”

“You think...she’ll-”

“Yeah, she loves to love. It’s one of the reasons I fell for her.” Ben sighed.

“How long have you guys been together?”

“It’s only been a year. But she’s changed my life tremendously. I’m forever grateful for your sister.” Ben’s lips tugged upward. “And I’d be forever in debt to you if you give me your blessing to marry her.”

Finn looked at him with shocked but teary eyes.

“I-I don’t mean to be so forward, I just love her-”

“I loved her all my life, even when everyone told me to give and drop it. That she was ‘drifting in space’, I never stopped and I never will. Everything I did was to make sure she had what we didn’t have, A HOME!” Finn snapped leaving a stunned Ben.

“She has a home!” Ben stood up. “With me and my family.”

“No, she needs to be with her own family, her real family.” There was fire behind Finn’s eyes

“How can you force her to stay with you?” Ben scoffed. “She doesn’t even know you.”

Finn clenched his jaw staring at him.

“Remember, you have a job, Mr. Solo. I will do anything I see fit to guarantee a safe return for my sister.”

Rey moved around her room preparing for bed when she felt a presence behind her. She turned around to see none other than Kylo Ren himself. Neither of them understood why the force had chosen them to constantly appear in front of each other. But each time, it spewed more hate into them.

“What the kriff do you want now you kung?” Rey spat.

“You look tired...harpy.” Kylo smirked.

“Laserbrain clone!”

“Moof-milker!”

Narrator: Name calling...childish. But what do you expect? The clone is no older than two years old.

“Where is she?” Rey said through gritted teeth.

“I have no idea who you are-”

“WHERE IS SHE?!” Rey ignited her lightsaber taking a step forward.

“Surely you should know, you were the ones that left her,” Kylo smirked as he saw Rey internalizing what he had said. “How’s your hand, by the way, Skywalker?”

Rey growled swinging forward only to see nothing but empty space.

Kylo had grown tired of the force connection to Rey. She would always pop up at the most random moments. He walked to his room to find you fast asleep on the couch holding onto a physical book that the Supreme Leader had gifted him: ‘The Rule of Two: A Darth Bane Story’. Picking it up he placed it on the table beside you. Gently, he took the black fleece and pulled it up to your chin; Kylo smiled hearing the soft snores escape you.

“YOU LIAR!” A green glow illuminated behind Kylo. He stood up, obviously shaken at the intrusion. Especially since he was trying to hide you.

“No, you d-don’t understand-”

“I don’t give two bantha ticks, we are coming for her and I will end you.”

And just like that, Rey was gone. And he felt fear, not for his life. But, for yours.

To be continued…

P.S.: Kylo is legit like 20 months, he’s a baby in a grown mans body asking if people had performed coitus.

[maumausie]

It took me a good 60 seconds to realize what was wrong with this picture

What have I created 😟

[maumausie]

Southern!Gary Sanderson my beloved

in my mind gary roach sanderson is from rural louisiana

[maumausie]

Oooo that’s a really great take actually. LOVE THIS

I don’t have a long response, but I would like to pose a question.

Did Adler bring them to the cliff side because he had grown to care about Bell, or because—through the process of brainwashing them and giving them his memories of Vietnam—he felt that Bell was a part of him?

Was the mercy because he, in his own fucked up way, cared? Or was he symbolically putting his own trauma to rest, with Bell starring as the unlucky catalyst?

Am I the only one who thinks about how impersonal Bell’s death was?

Like, from their perspective, the man who’d been their best friend for decades, fought alongside them, betrayed them. Even if they had some time to process it between the interrogation and Solovetsky, it had to have hurt.

Especially because he didn’t even give them the decency of an intimate death. That was phrased weird but let me cook.

It was just a bullet wound. He didn’t even give them an emotionally charged death. Not even point-blank. Adler was standing few feet away from him. I feel like they would’ve been more content if they’d been, say, stabbed or strangled. Because at least then they’d know Adler felt something towards them. But Adler didn’t do that. He downed them like he would’ve any other target. Quick. Disinterested.

Even after giving up everything, he still took more. He put them down, just like what he thought they were. A dog.

[maumausie]

I’m listening 👂👂

Chat please hear me out on Case x Bell 🙏🙏

Their relationship would be so juicy