#matts pals

[corkscrewteeth]

o'malley @ grif in that one episode

( my friend (( @v3lcr0za )) made this, he gave me permission to post it )

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Tenebrous at 3

Matt Blairstone: i'm matt blairstone of tenebrous press Blairstone: publisher of such quality literature as split scream Blairstone: featuring bitter karella's The Ballad of Horse Girl Blairstone: available where ever fine books are sold King: sorry, what was that name again? King: i forgot Blairstone: it's bitter karella Blairstone: B-I-T-T...

Blairstone: a lot of people know us mostly as the publisher of Bitter Karella's the Ballad of Horse girl Blairstone: but in 3 years Tenebrous Press has published plenty of other fine horror literature Blairstone: like the anthology Your Body is Not Your Body, featuring Bitter Karella's The Divine Carcass Blairstone: and the Brave New Weird anthology, featuring Bitter Karella's Low Tide Jenny

Blairstone: i'm matt blairstone and this is my associate alex woodroe Blairstone: an authentic Romanian crone King: kind of young for a crone isn't she? Blairstone: oh it's state of mind Alex Woodroe: i cast the evil eye upon you, nenorocit

King: tell us more about tenebrous press Blairstone: well it's an indie press dedicated to all that's weird Woodroe: foolish youth hold your tongue! Woodroe: these occult secrets are not for the ears of ignorant outsiders! Woodroe: begone, outsider! your kind isn't welcome here!

King: look i'm just trying to get some service at this mysterious roadside inn at the edge of the dark woods King: and it's almost like you don't want my business Woodroe: in old country, we chase you with pitchfork mob for less than this!

King: fine maybe i'll just be on my way Woodroe: leave but be ye warned! Woodroe: stay off the moors! Woodroe: stray not from the road! Woodroe: don't go into the deep dark forest! Woodroe: and stay away from the mysterious castle! King: that's a lot to remember King: i'd better write this down

Blairstone: can you believe that we've been publishing fine horror such as Bitter KArella's The Ballad of Horse Girl for 3 years now? Blairstone: where does the time go? Alex Woodroe: only in america! Woodroe: what a country! Woodroe: in America, you find party Woodroe: in soviet Romania, party find you! Woodroe: [turning to camera] the fun fact is that pigs, like humans, can get sunburned

Blairstone: wow! 3 years! can you believe it? Woodroe: in romania, we mark occasion by sacrifice of the cockerel and eating of the turnip Woodroe: we thank president Dracula for our good fortune Woodroe: and vice president Frankenstein Woodroe: and speaker of the house wolfman Blairstone: i'm learning so much

Blairstone: of course in 3 years we've published other things Blairstone: like colin Hinkley's the black lord Blairstone: about an eldritch god in the woods menacing an innocent family Woodroe: in old country, is documentary filmed in real time as it happen

Blairstone: and Anthony Engebretson's lumberjack Blairstone: about a lumberjack who's a real fuck up Engebretson: he's also dealing with this evil imp Engebretson: but yeah also he's a fuck up Woodroe: in America, you jack lumber Woodroe: in old country, lumber jack you!

King: wow it sounds like you've got some real WEIRD literature there! Jeff Vandermeer: did someone say... WEIRDDDDDD?? Blairstone: That's right! there's so many weird and unusual books Blairstone: and its all happening right now... Woodroe: at tenebrous press!

In all seriousness, Tenebrous Press is doing incredible work on the indie horror scene and, if you haven't read their offerings, you owe it to yourself to take a gander over at https://tenebrouspress.com/. My very first story ever published was The Divine Carcass in Tenebrous' Your Body is Not Your Body, and I would not be where I am today had it not been for Tenebrous. Go see what weirdness they've got cooked up for their three year anniversary!

[bro-man-dude-guy]

He’s probably ranting about a crappy reboot of a show he watches

[stevelieber]

My studio assistant would like to remind you that we have some signed & sketched copies of Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen available on etsy, direct from the artist, with free shipping in the USA. https://stevelieberart.etsy.com/listing/877872677

[mattaytchtaylor]

All of my Honk the Penguin merch is now available in one easy-to-grab location over in my shop!

Perfect timing for the holidays! 🐧💙

[pikmininaplane]

Honestly out of all D20 seasons so far I think Pirates of Leviathan is the one I most want a sequel to

Like. The finale directly sets a new adventure up for the crew, with them acquiring a ship and going to free Cheese’s brother and get rid of the storm druids, but if it isn’t enough they could just go on a completely new adventure! Sail the seas, find treasure, fight new foes!

Hell, they could jump to a few years later, show us an older crew, give us young adult Cheese having gotten some real pirating and wizarding experience, give us older Jack seriously thinking of retiring to the Gold Gardens and passing on his title to an adult and confident Sunny, give us siren shipwreckers Bob and Myrtle and Marcid! Hell, make it an opportunity to get some more Ayda and Alistair and pirate NPCs!

Also I feel like lockdown restrictions really put a strain on the season and the audience’s reception of it, and I’d love to give the cast a shot in the dome <3

[wereoz]

00:40 having a normal one obsessively reposting ben affleck and matt damon lore

[towritecomicsonherarms]

Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #5

[louisupdates]

themichaelblackwell :: Pal Norte camera dump 🇲🇽 ::

Louis Tomlinson, TECATE PA’L NORTE FESTIVAL [30.3.2024]

[corkscrewteeth]

What’s it like being a little bitch that forgets what handle they go by on tumblr

iM GONNA GET YOU

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Not Mad

Matt Shaw: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the saucy gallimaufry Shaw: or as you americans might call it Shaw: the wet vagina Shaw: you think that sounds good huh? Shaw: well just wait til you see the dedication

Shaw: i'd like to dedicate this book to the youtube critic who gave me a one star review Shaw: by the way i am not mad Shaw: don't put it in the newspaper that i'm mad

Shaw: so apparently this youtube critic says i'm not supposed to write stories from a womans perspective Shaw: oh you think you can stop me, all powerful youtube critic? Shaw: I DO WHAT I WANT!

Shaw: I'm so not mad at that trout Shaw: which is apparently an insult we use here in Britain Poe: oh no he's posting through it Barker: posting through it? Barker: he's writing a whole book through it Shaw: AND ANOTHER THING Shaw: i'm not even mad Shaw: in fact i'm laughing

Shaw: so the all-powerful youtube critic is trying to silence me but as a fearless truth teller i cannot be silenced Shaw: i cannot ever be silenced Shaw: even when it might be in my best interest to shut up Shaw: i refuse to yield! Shaw: here i stand, i can do no other!

Shaw: so anyway i wrote a book that that youtube critic is definitely not gonna read Barker: oh look she posted a comment about how she's not gonna read it Shaw: Poe: clive don't tell him that Barker: why not? he said it himself Poe: you know what you're doing clive

Shaw: she says she's not going to read the book?! Shaw: that's fine Shaw: that's totally fine Shaw: I am not mad Shaw: guess she's too scared to come on my podcast Barker: oh you have a podcast? that's unexpected Poe: clive

Shaw: women say men shouldn't write sex scenes Shaw: but actually i'm pretty good at it Shaw: how do i know? Shaw: women send me pictures of themselves masturbating to my sex scenes Shaw: like all the time

Shaw: here's a photo of me posing with some of the pictures that women send me of themselves masturbating Shaw: the pictures of women masturbating are right outside of frame

[dreamings-free]

8/6/24

[stevelieber]

You know you can get some of your holiday shopping done *right now* by ordering a signed and sketched book direct from the artist and his cat. https://stevelieberart.etsy.com/listing/877872677/supermans-pal-jimmy-olsen-tpb-signed Free USA shipping!

[xycuro-illuminati]

Average DD rogues gallery meetup post Stunt Master redemption

DO NOT TAG AS M/CU

[bisexual-king-icon-tonystark]

guys let's be brutally honest here: the fighting, name-calling, blood relationship between matt murdock and frank castle would be easily resolved if they had sex. it's ridiculous that they fight almost all the time. just repressed sexual tension and horniness.

[mitchmrner]

ignoring whatever that goal was btw