#matthew parker

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Matthew Parker in The League of Gentlemen's Christmas Special

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Watch Out Matthew Parker! (based on the League of Gentlemen's Christmas special) - a digital painting ~

(07/2024)

I gotta say tlog's christmas special is probably my favourite of all the show, and it is entirely because of the amazing 70's vampire story in the middle of it lol...

I was heavily inspired by horror film posters from the 60's & 70's btw & see below for an alternative version I made to look even more like one of those posters!

if you recognise where I got the inspiration for the title then you're a ledge lol

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Herr Lipp & Matthew Parker- The League of Gentlemen Christmas Special

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Jay: Jail's no fun, I'll tell you that much. Matthew: Oh, you've been? Jay: Once, in Monopoly

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Anne also put social responsibility high on her list of priorities. She wished to see the assets of a modest number of less effective religious houses redeployed to more socially useful purposes [...] In this way, the original founders' intentions might be better fulfilled by offering educational opportunities, hospitality and charity to the poor. Matthew Parker was in the vanguard of what she hoped to create. After recruiting him, she made him dean of the college of Stoke-by-Clare in Suffolk, a small but unusually wealthy institution under her patronage, where he founded a grammar school and song school supported by bursaries and scholarships to Cambridge. In his revised statutes for the college, Parker omitted any requirement that the Bible scholar say the Mass, appointing a Scripture reader and preacher instead. In place of prayers for the dead as in the past, the college offered a free education to the local poor with Anne as its patron.

Hunting the Falcon: Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn & the Marriage That Shook Europe, John Guy & Julia Fox

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At the very last minute, I did a prompt fic for @summer-of-bad-batch !

Also, this is the first songfic I’ve ever posted and it’s my first time writing Crosshair and Hunter, but I think it came out okay!

Since it’s a songfic, I highly recommend listening to the song before reading. I’ll put a link to the song at the bottom of the post.

Summer of Bad Batch 2024 Week 5 Prompt: “You’re a bad liar.”

Song:

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Watch "Sonic and Tails: Good Memories" on YouTube

HAPPY WHOLESOME SONIC AND TAILS WEDNESDAY!!!!

Go check out this AMV for Sonic & Tails my friend made and put out last night!!! It's super well done and really shows Sonic and Tails' bond through the whole franchise. 🥹

I've already watched it like 4 times 🤩🤩

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holding out for emilymatthew slowburn endgame like….. IDC IT WILL HAPPEN OR I WILL SNEAK IN THE AIO WRITERS ROOM & GET US SOME DIVERSITY WHILE WE’RE AT IT

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Matthew Parker: A Solution to the Untold Imbecility of the Uninoculated

Vaccinate Those Fxckers Yourself Are you worried that, during the next four years, antivaxxers like RFK Jr. and his antediluvian ilk will ruin your life, your relative’s lives, your friends’ lives, your town, city, county, state, country, and planet’s lives? Your doctors and nurses’ lives and, most especially, your children’s lives? Not looking forward to your kids or their kids possibly getting���

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Matthew Parker was an English bishop. He was the Archbishop of Canterbury in the Church of England from 1559 to his death. He was also an influential theologian...

Link: Matthew Parker

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I LOVE these 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the league of gentlemen x a guide to troubled birds

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for the universal blurb can you do breeding kink please? thank you!! <3

18+ mdni

cw: breeding kink, unprotected sex, p in v, creampie, cum eating

Reblogs and comments are greatly appreciated<3

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“please baby?” His voice was pure sex and you knew you couldn’t resist him, you loved him and the idea of letting him do this to you made your heart pound. The sweet pout on his face when he begged you to let him cum inside you was almost enough to make you say yes- almost. You watched him reach for the condom that you had placed onto his throbbing length, just itching to take it off.

“On one condition,” you started then paused to make the anticipation around you two thicker, you could practically see the desperation seeping out of his pores. A sinister grin spreads across your face as you say, “you have to lick it out when you’re done” his eyes widened in surprise but his grin matched yours quickly. “Deal.”

He immediately pulls the condom off of his cock and lines himself up with your dripping entrance, teasing it with the tip and lets out a needy groan. He slowly pushes past your entrance, working himself in and out inch by agonizing inch, your back arched off the soft sheets as he bottoms out inside of you. When he feels you’ve acclimated to his size he begins to thrust faster, both of your pleasured sounds fill up the spacious bedroom- anyone walking by would be envious of what’s taking place behind your bedroom door.

After your second orgasm you could tell he was getting close, his cock twitched against your walls and his thrusts became sloppy, “c-can’t wait to breed this little pussy” he grunts as his head falls back, his hips twitch as he releases inside of you. He pants hard as he slowly pulls out of you, the feeling of emptiness makes you whimper but when you feel his cum slowly drip down to your ass another wave of excitement hits you. You look up at the hot disheveled man who just gave you one of his best fucks to date, you giggle softly as you say “your turn now.”

Without hesitation he drops his head down to your pussy and gives it a slow long lick, you moan as you look down at him and see the white coating his tongue. His eyes meet yours as he swallows his own load, you’ve never seen something so hot before, you could probably cum off the sight alone. He doesn’t back down, he goes back for more and brings you to your third orgasm of the night.