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stuartlawscomedy: AI prompt: Stuart Laws 2023 gone to shit
#alex horne's comedy football trophy#matt winning#ivo graham#mathew baynton#mat baynton#joe thomas#maisie adam#tagging only the people that stuart tagged and people i recognise. sorry#most of them are blocked by cheering arms LOL#if anyone knows anyone i missed let me know :)#i can see doc brown in the distance but i don't think it's worth tagging him#anyway. this reminded me of the chicken city poster i have up on my wall :') you should all go and get one (or one of the opposing team)!!#rj: alex horne's comedy football trophy#rj: mathew baynton#rj: 2023
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ranking the new who doctors in order of how lesbian they are:
1. peter capaldi
2. christopher eccleston
3. jodie whittaker (i haven’t actually seen her series yet, this could go up)
4. david tennant
*significant gap*
5. matt smith
*this is based purely on vibes
#they are all lesbians but some of them are winning at it idk what to say#doctor who#new who#dw#9th doctor#ninth doctor#christopher eccleston#10th doctor#tenth doctor#david tennant#11th doctor#eleventh doctor#matt smith#12th doctor#twelfth doctor#peter capaldi#13th doctor#thirteenth doctor#jodie whittaker#mine
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Anyone ever think about cocky Matt telling you that you can't handle the Devil? And then you prove him wrong by goading the Devil straight out of him and bringing him snarling to his knees for you? Because I'm working on something different than my usual smut for Tuna-Tober right now...
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Twice Upon a Time (2017) The Giggle (2023)
#dwedit#timelordgifs#dwgif#doctor who#dw spoilers#peter capaldi#david tennant#14th doctor#12th doctor#donna noble#catherine tate#bill potts#pearl mackie#matt lucas#nardole#original#*gifs#any excuse to gif 12th is a win for me
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#daredevil#matt murdock#charlie cox#mcu#marvel#well he can win you the case if he actually shows up to court#but that's a BIG if#at least he's hot!
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The way he just fucking took it….
Brattysubbrattysubbrattysubbrattysub£~€]*[
#matt sturniolo#matthew sturniolo#matt sturniolo smut#sub matt sturniolo for the win#bratty sub matt livings in my head rent free#sub matt sturniolo#nick sturniolo#nicolas sturniolo#chris sturniolo#christopher sturniolo#sturniolo triplets#sturniolo smut
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Jonathan Bailey | Best Supporting Actor in a Limited Series or Movie Made for Television | Fellow Travelers | Critics Choice Awards | January 14, 2024
#congratulations to#jonathan bailey#for your#win!#critics choice awards#matt bomer#fellow travelers#jbaileyedit#userbarrow#userclara#gaybuckybarnes#userpedro#usergay#tuserpris#userveronika#userluz#ughmerlin#usersavana#userbeckett#*mine
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Remember when Charlie's original glasses from the Netflix show got auctioned off and they had to disclose it has bite marks? 😆
Well we can be sure that will be the case again if the Born Again glasses gets auctioned off lmao
#charlie cox#daredevil#matt murdock#daredevil born again#but charlie's probably gonna end up winning the glasses at the auction again like he did the first time 😂#i love that born again bts stuff has captured a lot of charlie's mannerisms like twirling the cane and this
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Neil in a “my kink is karma” t shirt
#that song is SO the foxes winning against the ravens and Riko getting shot#Neil smiling after seeing Riko die#people say I’m jealous but my kink is watching you ruining your life#people say I’m jealous but my kink is KARMA!!#It's hot when you're going through hell And you're hating yourself#It's hot when you know that you're caught And you're getting pissed off#it’s getting me off#Neil josten#aftg#all for the game#all for the gay#riko moriyama#Kevin day#andrew minyard#twinyards#aaron minyard#andreil#nicky hemmick#dan wilds#matt boyd#renee walker#allison reynolds#jean moreau#Jane rereads aftg#psu foxes#bookish#book blog#booklr#jane speaks
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Me: *chooses the popular response on a tumblr poll*
Me (to myself): This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in tumblr polls. something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
#polls#tumblr polls#winning at therapy meme#I make a joke with this format once a month I swear#matt rambles
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the official uk dc instagram account, a robin truther when the rest of dc forgets half of them exist
#dc#dc comics#dc robin#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#matt mcginnis#i am losing it over them choosing a dick as nightwing when dan mora’s current dick as robin was right there#but alas you win some you lose some#small price to pay for steph and duke#i sure hope no one gets mad that damian or carrie aren’t on the list…#mostly damian as everyone forgets carrie exists
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#genuinely so alarmed that when i started watching there were 3 and now there’s 7#also we know who’s gonna win but i’m curious to see where the others rank#doctor who#ninth doctor#tenth doctor#eleventh doctor#twelfth doctor#thirteenth doctor#fourteenth doctor#fifteenth doctor#christopher eccleston#david tennant#matt smith#peter capaldi#jodie whittaker#ncuti gatwa#polls#hob.txt#pls reblog!!!!#also. i don’t expect ncuti to get many votes yet bc he’s brand new but i reckon he’ll take the world by storm#we’re not ready in fact
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How finfluencers destroyed the housing and lives of thousands of people
For the rest of May, my bestselling solarpunk utopian novel THE LOST CAUSE (2023) is available as a $2.99, DRM-free ebook!
The crash of 2008 imparted many lessons to those of us who were only dimly aware of finance, especially the problems of complexity as a way of disguising fraud and recklessness. That was really the first lesson of 2008: "financial engineering" is mostly a way of obscuring crime behind a screen of technical jargon.
This is a vital principle to keep in mind, because obscenely well-resourced "financial engineers" are on a tireless, perennial search for opportunities to disguise fraud as innovation. As Riley Quinn says, "Any time you hear 'fintech,' substitute 'unlicensed bank'":
https://pluralistic.net/2023/05/01/usury/#tech-exceptionalism
But there's another important lesson to learn from the 2008 disaster, a lesson that's as old as the South Seas Bubble: "leverage" (that is, debt) is a force multiplier for fraud. Easy credit for financial speculation turns local scams into regional crime waves; it turns regional crime into national crises; it turns national crises into destabilizing global meltdowns.
When financial speculators have easy access to credit, they "lever up" their wagers. A speculator buys your house and uses it for collateral for a loan to buy another house, then they make a bet using that house as collateral and buy a third house, and so on. This is an obviously terrible practice and lenders who extend credit on this basis end up riddling the real economy with rot – a single default in the chain can ripple up and down it and take down a whole neighborhood, town or city. Any time you see this behavior in debt markets, you should batten your hatches for the coming collapse. Unsurprisingly, this is very common in crypto speculation, where it's obscured behind the bland, unpronounceable euphemism of "re-hypothecation":
https://www.coindesk.com/consensus-magazine/2023/05/10/rehypothecation-may-be-common-in-traditional-finance-but-it-will-never-work-with-bitcoin/
Loose credit markets often originate with central banks. The dogma that holds that the only role the government has to play in tuning the economy is in setting interest rates at the Fed means the answer to a cooling economy is cranking down the prime rate, meaning that everyone earns less money on their savings and are therefore incentivized to go and risk their retirement playing at Wall Street's casino.
The "zero interest rate policy" shows what happens when this tactic is carried out for long enough. When the economy is built upon mountains of low-interest debt, when every business, every stick of physical plant, every car and every home is leveraged to the brim and cross-collateralized with one another, central bankers have to keep interest rates low. Raising them, even a little, could trigger waves of defaults and blow up the whole economy.
Holding interest rates at zero – or even flipping them to negative, so that your savings lose value every day you refuse to flush them into the finance casino – results in still more reckless betting, and that results in even more risk, which makes it even harder to put interest rates back up again.
This is a morally and economically complicated phenomenon. On the one hand, when the government provides risk-free bonds to investors (that is, when the Fed rate is over 0%), they're providing "universal basic income for people with money." If you have money, you can park it in T-Bills (Treasury bonds) and the US government will give you more money:
https://realprogressives.org/mmp-blog-34-responses/
On the other hand, while T-Bills exist and are foundational to the borrowing picture for speculators, ZIRP creates free debt for people with money – it allows for ever-greater, ever-deadlier forms of leverage, with ever-worsening consequences for turning off the tap. As 2008 forcibly reminded us, the vast mountains of complex derivatives and other forms of exotic debt only seems like an abstraction. In reality, these exotic financial instruments are directly tethered to real things in the real economy, and when the faery gold disappears, it takes down your home, your job, your community center, your schools, and your whole country's access to cancer medication:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/jun/08/greek-drug-shortage-worsens
Being a billionaire automatically lowers your IQ by 30 points, as you are insulated from the consequences of your follies, lapses, prejudices and superstitions. As @[email protected] says, Elon Musk is what Howard Hughes would have turned into if he hadn't been a recluse:
https://mamot.fr/@[email protected]/112457199729198644
The same goes for financiers during periods of loose credit. Loose Fed money created an "everything bubble" that saw the prices of every asset explode, from housing to stocks, from wine to baseball cards. When every bet pays off, you win the game by betting on everything:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything_bubble
That meant that the ZIRPocene was an era in which ever-stupider people were given ever-larger sums of money to gamble with. This was the golden age of the "finfluencer" – a Tiktok dolt with a surefire way for you to get rich by making reckless bets that endanger the livelihoods, homes and wellbeing of your neighbors.
Finfluencers are dolts, but they're also dangerous. Writing for The American Prospect, the always-amazing Maureen Tkacik describes how a small clutch of passive-income-brainworm gurus created a financial weapon of mass destruction, buying swathes of apartment buildings and then destroying them, ruining the lives of their tenants, and their investors:
https://prospect.org/infrastructure/housing/2024-05-22-hell-underwater-landlord/
Tcacik's main characters are Matt Picheny, Brent Ritchie and Koteswar “Jay” Gajavelli, who ran a scheme to flip apartment buildings, primarily in Houston, America's fastest growing metro, which also boasts some of America's weakest protections for tenants. These finance bros worked through Gajavelli's company Applesway Investment Group, which levered up his investors' money with massive loans from Arbor Realty Trust, who also originated loans to many other speculators and flippers.
For investors, the scheme was a classic heads-I-win/tails-you-lose: Gajavelli paid himself a percentage of the price of every building he bought, a percentage of monthly rental income, and a percentage of the resale price. This is typical of the "syndicating" sector, which raised $111 billion on this basis:
https://www.wsj.com/articles/a-housing-bust-comes-for-thousands-of-small-time-investors-3934beb3
Gajavelli and co bought up whole swathes of Houston and other cities, apartment blocks both modest and luxurious, including buildings that had already been looted by previous speculators. As interest rates crept up and the payments for the adjustable-rate loans supporting these investments exploded, Gajavell's Applesway and its subsidiary LLCs started to stiff their suppliers. Garbage collection dwindled, then ceased. Water outages became common – first weekly, then daily. Community rooms and pools shuttered. Lawns grew to waist-high gardens of weeds, fouled with mounds of fossil dogshit. Crime ran rampant, including murders. Buildings filled with rats and bedbugs. Ceilings caved in. Toilets backed up. Hallways filled with raw sewage:
https://pluralistic.net/timberridge
Meanwhile, the value of these buildings was plummeting, and not just because of their terrible condition – the whole market was cooling off, in part thanks to those same interest-rate hikes. Because the loans were daisy-chained, problems with a single building threatened every building in the portfolio – and there were problems with a lot more than one building.
This ruination wasn't limited to Gajavelli's holdings. Arbor lent to multiple finfluencer grifters, providing the leverage for every Tiktok dolt to ruin a neighborhood of their choosing. Arbor's founder, the "flamboyant" Ivan Kaufman, is associated with a long list of bizarre pop-culture and financial freak incidents. These have somehow eclipsed his scandals, involving – you guessed it – buying up apartment buildings and turning them into dangerous slums. Two of his buildings in Hyattsville, MD accumulated 2,162 violations in less than three years.
Arbor graduated from owning slums to creating them, lending out money to grifters via a "crowdfunding" platform that rooked retail investors into the scam, taking advantage of Obama-era deregulation of "qualified investor" restrictions to sucker unsophisticated savers into handing over money that was funneled to dolts like Gajavelli. Arbor ran the loosest book in town, originating mortgages that wouldn't pass the (relatively lax) criteria of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. This created an ever-enlarging pool of apartments run by dolts, without the benefit of federal insurance. As one short-seller's report on Arbor put it, they were the origin of an epidemic of "Slumlord Millionaires":
https://viceroyresearch.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/Arbor-Slumlord-Millionaires-Jan-8-2023.pdf
The private equity grift is hard to understand from the outside, because it appears that a bunch of sober-sided, responsible institutions lose out big when PE firms default on their loans. But the story of the Slumlord Millionaires shows how such a scam could be durable over such long timescales: remember that the "syndicating" sector pays itself giant amounts of money whether it wins or loses. The consider that they finance this with investor capital from "crowdfunding" platforms that rope in naive investors. The owners of these crowdfunding platforms are conduits for the money to make the loans to make the bets – but it's not their money. Quite the contrary: they get a fee on every loan they originate, and a share of the interest payments, but they're not on the hook for loans that default. Heads they win, tails we lose.
In other words, these crooks are intermediaries – they're platforms. When you're on the customer side of the platform, it's easy to think that your misery benefits the sellers on the platform's other side. For example, it's easy to believe that as your Facebook feed becomes enshittified with ads, that advertisers are the beneficiaries of this enshittification.
But the reason you're seeing so many ads in your feed is that Facebook is also ripping off advertisers: charging them more, spending less to police ad-fraud, being sloppier with ad-targeting. If you're not paying for the product, you're the product. But if you are paying for the product? You're still the product:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/01/04/how-to-truth/#adfraud
In the same way: the private equity slumlord who raises your rent, loads up on junk fees, and lets your building disintegrate into a crime-riddled, sewage-tainted, rat-infested literal pile of garbage is absolutely fucking you over. But they're also fucking over their investors. They didn't buy the building with their own money, so they're not on the hook when it's condemned or when there's a forced sale. They got a share of the initial sale price, they get a percentage of your rental payments, so any upside they miss out on from a successful sale is just a little extra they're not getting. If they squeeze you hard enough, they can probably make up the difference.
The fact that this criminal playbook has wormed its way into every corner of the housing market makes it especially urgent and visible. Housing – shelter – is a human right, and no person can thrive without a stable home. The conversion of housing, from human right to speculative asset, has been a catastrophe:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/06/06/the-rents-too-damned-high/
Of course, that's not the only "asset class" that has been enshittified by private equity looters. They love any kind of business that you must patronize. Capitalists hate capitalism, so they love a captive audience, which is why PE took over your local nursing home and murdered your gran:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/02/23/acceptable-losses/#disposable-olds
Homes are the last asset of the middle class, and the grifter class know it, so they're coming for your house. Willie Sutton robbed banks because "that's where the money is" and We Buy Ugly Houses defrauds your parents out of their family home because that's where their money is:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/05/11/ugly-houses-ugly-truth/#homevestor
The plague of housing speculation isn't a US-only phenomenon. We have allies in Spain who are fighting our Wall Street landlords:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/11/24/no-puedo-pagar-no-pagara/#fuckin-aardvarks
Also in Berlin:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/08/16/die-miete-ist-zu-hoch/#assets-v-human-rights
The fight for decent housing is the fight for a decent world. That's why unions have joined the fight for better, de-financialized housing. When a union member spends two hours commuting every day from a black-mold-filled apartment that costs 50% of their paycheck, they suffer just as surely as if their boss cut their wage:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/12/13/i-want-a-roof-over-my-head/#and-bread-on-the-table
The solutions to our housing crises aren't all that complicated – they just run counter to the interests of speculators and the ruling class. Rent control, which neoliberal economists have long dismissed as an impossible, inevitable disaster, actually works very well:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/05/16/mortgages-are-rent-control/#housing-is-a-human-right-not-an-asset
As does public housing:
https://jacobin.com/2023/10/red-vienna-public-affordable-housing-homelessness-matthew-yglesias
There are ways to have a decent home and a decent life without being burdened with debt, and without being a pawn in someone else's highly leveraged casino bet.
If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/05/22/koteswar-jay-gajavelli/#if-you-ever-go-to-houston
Image: Boy G/Google Maps (modified) https://pluralistic.net/timberridge
#pluralistic#zirp#weaponized shelter#the rents too damned high#finfluencers#qualified investors#the bezzle#heads i win tails you lose#houston#Brent Ritchie#Matt Picheny#Koteswar Jay Gajavelli#Koteswar Gajavelli#Applesway Investment Group#maureen tkacik#Arbor Realty Trust#MF1 Capital#Benefit Street Partners#bezzle#Swapnil Agarwal#Slumlord Millionaires#KeyCity Capital#Financial Independence University#Elisa Zhang#Lane Kawaoka#Fundamental Advisors#AWC Opportunity Partners#Nitya Capital
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Honestly I love the divide between fanon Mello and canon Mello it’s so funny to me
fanon Mello: SQUEEEEEEEEEE OMG MATT/L IS SO CUTE and I HATE that annoying popular Near!!!!
canon Mello: ok Matt now hit the second tower
#I mean first one isn’t exactly accurate bc fanon Mello is like…that…but also the essence of it feels…like this meme#mello#mello death note#mihael keehl#death note#shitpost#although I do feel like Mello would have Matt do 9/11 if it meant winning
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One thing about me is that I will NEVER let the brattysub!Matt agenda die.
Just imagine him catching attitude with you cause you’re teasing him so you just completely blue ball him, not saying he would call you a bitch but he definitely would in the moment, which makes you in return making him a whiny apologetic mess in the end :3 (not important but Matt lowkey has a mommy kink, he’ll slip it out once in a while)
#sturniolo triplets#matt sturniolo#matthew sturniolo#sub matt sturniolo for the win#nick sturniolo#nicolas sturniolo#chris sturniolo#christopher sturniolo#sturniolo smut#sturniolo imagine
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FELLOW TRAVELERS (2023) Episode 1, "You're Wonderful"
#jonathan bailey#matt bomer#fellow travelers#jbaileyedit#tvedit#*#*gifs#userfilm#finallllly got my hands on this show#not such a huge fan of matt bomer but he always wins me over in these historical works. he was so great in the boys in the band
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