#matt has a life

[terresdebrume]

Triple rainy day treat!

Unfortunately, the rain has ended and I must leave the cozy bed so I can go buy food for the little rascals ;_;

[terresdebrume]

Started out in Yahoo groups

I am a bored and curious human being who wants to know what the majority grew up with for their pleasure reading time.

[thornescratch]

The utter GLEE and willingness to choose violence that each of these men exhibits as soon as they pick up a tortilla, this team building exercise game was perfect, ten out of ten, no notes.

[palmettoshitposts]

I firmly believe andrew does nice things for people and then just lies about it.

it starts off low-key and the lies are believable or just by omission. like nicky suddenly finds the water bottle he’d been missing for months and it’s right in front of him (andrew spent a while searching all of the spots nicky usually puts things and found it pretty quickly). everyone, including nicky, presumes he was being a dumbass and it’s been there all the time.

like the time kevin finds a sports drink he really likes in the back of the maz after night practice and asks how it got there. andrew ignores him and neil just says that maybe aaron left it there?

like the time the girls want to make some cocktails with neil and educate him on “the delights of fruity alcohol” and they just happen to find most of the drinks they need already tucked in the back of the cupboard. some of them are half empty so they presume they had been there for a while (andrew had found some at the columbia house and just put them in the girls cupboard)

neil is very used to this but he doesn’t say anything or call andrew out. food that he likes appearing, new items of clothing that seemingly spawn at the back of the wardrobe, his bag making its way into the car before neil’s even realised he isn’t carrying it. it’s andrew’s low-key version of caring and neil thinks it’s sweet (not that he’d every day that aloud).

it moves on to bigger things.

andrew using a barely legal move against an opposing player after he’s been antagonising and irritating most of the team, but especially dan. the player ends up mildly injured and is taken off court. dan confronts andrew after, asking about it and andrew just claims he has no recollection of any of the events.

he’s moved beyond the silence to just straight up starts gaslight, gatekeep, girlbossing the foxes.

he literally buys nicky a pair of shoes he won’t shut up about and acts like nicky is the crazy one for thanking him, even though he literally just handed him the box.

he helps aaron book a tickets to a band katelyn likes because he’s in class when they go on sale and claims to never have heard of them later on.

he fully insists he was never in the lounge when matt needed some help moving some furniture around, despite it clearly being a two person job, andrew being the only one around at that moment and matt literally fucking carrying the other end of the furniture with him.

one of his biggest and frankly stupidest lies is when he hands david a bottle of really expensive whiskey the day he graduates and two seconds after handing it over, he asks david where he got it from.

david just rolls his eyes and tells him some asshole who he WILL be keeping in touch with gave it to him.

andrew just says “who?” like david is being super vague and confusing.

[kendallsroyco]

Charlie's Lip Licking: A Saga Since 2008

[terresdebrume]

In my mom's house (French, of French ascendance) there are also two fridges

And four freezers (1 mini freezer per fridge and 2 full vertical freezer). It used to be five until the horizontal one died a painful death

There are also grocery store levels of shelf stable food: fruit, meat and vegetable preserves from her garden or hunter friends, plus some wine and beer reserves, plus some actual canned food.

And the answer to the why goes a bit like this:

Both Grandpa and grandma are from low income families with several siblings who were in Paris as children during the war, which means their formative years were spent under food restrictions

Grandma has anxiety issues at a minimum, possibly a whiff of autism but this is my armchair diagnosis so, you know

Mom has always liked gardening AND spent a couple decades living in the countryside where the nearest grocery store is a 30mn drive (which is long for France)

Also like. She grew up with my grandma, whose food reserves make my mom's look insufficient

Preserving what you grow avoids food waste, saves money, and let's you share it with anyone who wants some

[charlotlie]

the aftg series isn’t even an experience anymore, it’s a lifestyle

[queenoffoliage]

Part 3 of Louis getting precedingly more cursed somehow, S32 E3 concept art edition

[deliriousbean]

It's a bit late but...

Have a patented Nelson, Murdock, and Page new year's dance party

[terresdebrume]

My personal fave is èné

Also smileys are the same for everyone, emojis can give wildly different impressions depending on if they're viewed on iOS or Android -_-

gonna post a controversial take alright are y’all ready??

…

actually typing out emoticons like XD and :D and :V never should have gone out of fashion and you can pry them out of my cold dead hands okay I know emojis are fun but THEY DON’T CAPTURE THE EMOTION IN THE SAME WAY

so like

…yeah that was basically it, thanks for reading

[soath]

the fact that the archheart took selena because he loved her and wanted to give her peace, and in the process left her suspended in an eternal static torment because he doesn't understand how something as fragile as a mortal soul works feels like a summary of the good intentions/bad long term outcome situation with godly soul custody. it makes sense that the gods would end up keeping some of their special followers! the first mortals to get in tight with the gods probably asked for it! the ego death of proper reincarnation is terrifying compared to staying up late hanging out with your buddy pelor. asmodeus and the hells aren't being half as kind about it yet the core motive remains—that hoarding instinct to keep what you love(or hate) and never let it go.

but you and i aren’t meant to be eternal. the kryn use anamnesis to ensure the continuity of self through endless lifetimes and they’re still losing themselves to it. selena was turned into a nighmarish human-faced star because the god she made out of metal thought that they could understand each other and she hung there in his domain burning, her last wish forever repeating on her lips, for a thousand years until he could release her. mortals don’t want to fully die and gods don’t want to let them go but nobody can stay in their frozen crystalline palace of eternity forever. eventually everything in the Real gets to change.

[terresdebrume]

In all honesty I think my search for a new apartment is vastly complicated by the fact that what I want is basically my current apartment with one more wall and window

[goldenstarprincesses]

Do you guys think in a Public!AU Twitter would bully Alfred for being a nepo baby

[sturnioloho]

i can feel my cells renewing themselves when chris laughs

[essektheylyss]

Okay but can Caleb PLEASE call Essek to take a look at Ashton's head so a) SOMEONE can see it and not immediately look at Ashton like they're some bizarre source of radiation poisoning and b) Essek can be like, "You'd kick my brother's ass so badly. Do you want to try? You know, for science."

[rxnefairs]

HOUSE OF THE DINOS

It started out as a joke, where modern Daemon calls Rhaenys “Rhaenysaurus” to piss her off… then I blacked out and made this.

Eve photo credit: @evebestonline 🫶🏻