#matsuno matsuyo

[kasmirkozel]

I reckon it'd be rad if iyami, matsuyo and matsuzō had a poly relationship :3

the matsuno bros would fuckin hate it tho

[pencilhattopy]

congrats choromatsu for uhhhhh That!! :D

[notsobeautifuldisaester]

This is probably the dumbest fucking shit I came up with but whatever.

So I pondered about Matsuyo and Matsuzou have similar names and I came up with this story that their parents like gave them similar names and I guess when they were like calling for their babies they got mixed up when pissed off the parents because they’re like “yOu sToLe mY ChIlD'S NaMe!1!1!” which cause a rivalry between the two families but Matsuyo and Matsuzo didn’t really care. After that they went about their lives, then they met in middle school, bring up the whole “lol, aren’t our name similar” and hit it off.

Am I overthinking this? YES

Is this stupid? YES

Does this make no sense? YES

Is it possible Fujio Akatsuka that picked their names because they’re punny? YES

Do I care? NO

Because hey, it’s just a theory... ✨✨✨ A Disaster Theory ™✨✨✨

[matsutoy]

Translation of Q&A from anan magazine Osomatsu san the movie official book 2019

I am not a professional translator, sorry if the translation is not accurate. I will just indicate which parts I am not sure about.

Direct with Osomatsu! Q&A

Q1 If you and Karamatsu-san were to go to the movies together, what movie would you watch?

A1 Wait, would he even go to the movies with me.... I don't know, he's been kind of cold lately. Karamatsu doesn't like me! (laughs)*

Q2 What would you like to say to Matsuzo-san and Matsuyo-san?

A2 Please continue to feed me. I look forward to working with you.*

Q3 Who do you respect the most among your brothers?

A3 I think it's Ichimatsu-chan. He accurately picks up on details that I don't notice. That's a great talent!

Direct with Karamatsu! Q&A

Q1 If you and Choromatsu-san were to go to the movies together, what movie would you watch?

A1 I think an idol movie would be good. As I recall, he dreams of becoming an idol. .....Hmm? Am I wrong?

Q2 What would you like to say to Matsuzo-san and Matsuyo-san?

A2 A new motorcycle! A new motorcycle!

Q3 Who do you respect the most out of your brothers?

A3 Oh, I can't say his name. Because he gets carried away too easily! But I can say that he is the reason why I do what I do.

Direct with Choromatsu! Q&A

Q1 If you and Ichimatsu-san were to go to the movies together, what movie would you watch?

A1 A movie with a happy ending. He's too dark and I'm worried about him.

Q2 What would you like to say to Matsuzo-san and Matsuyo-san?

A2 Dad, take care of your health! Don't drink too much!

Q3 Who do you respect most among your brothers?

A3 Basically, no one. But if I had to choose, I'd name my younger brother Todomatsu. He's always socializing with terrible brothers like us (sweat).*

Direct with Ichimatsu! Q&A

Q1 If you and Jyushimatsu-san were to go to the movies together, what movie would you watch?

A1 We probably wouldn't go to the movies. He likes to watch baseball games.

Q2 What would you like to say to Matsuzo-san and Matsuyo-san?

A2 I'm very sorry.

Q3 Which of your brothers do you respect the most?

A3 I choose Jyushimatsu. I don't think I can beat him. He's so funny.

Direct with Jyushimatsu! Q&A

Q1 If you and Todomatsu-san were to go to the movies together, what movie would you watch?

A1 Todomatsu knows better about these things than I do, so I'll leave it up to him.

Q2 What would you like to say to Matsuzo-san and Matsuyo-san?

A2 From now on and from now on! Onegaishimasuuu!

Q3 Which of the brothers do you respect the most?

A3 Choromatsu nii-san. He used to be a bit of a jerk, but he's changed lately. He's also smarter than me! If you put it that way, everyone is! (laughs)*

Direct with Todomatsu! Q&A

Q1 If you and Osomatsu-san were to go to the movies together, what movie would you watch?

A1 Any movie with Osomatsu nii-san. It would definitely be interesting.

Q2 What would you like to say to Matsuzo-san and Matsuyo-san?

A2 Repair the house! I'm already at my limit, so hurry up!

Q3 Which of the brothers do you respect the most?

A3 Totty respects Totty. Well, second, I guess, is Karamatsu nii-san. Despite being beaten up so much, he never attacks other people. Why? Is he a Buddha? (laughs)

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*I'm not sure about the accuracy of the translation.

[0104-vikita]

[flowerakatsuka]

「 Osomatsu-kun 」 60th Anniversary × 「 Osomatsu-san 」 6th Anniversary! Illustrated by Katta Yoshi ( 2022 )

[sixxysidepiece]

yknow for all the brother's faults give credit where credit is due they're self-aware enough to know that it's their own fault whenever a relationship sours.

'S just nice that they acknowledge that instead of going "idk man women be crazy amirite"

[rkmatsu]

Potential Ososan Swap AU

*Note: You can decide on who switches with who. It doesn't have to be my example!

Osomatsu <--> Totoko Karamatsu <--> Chibita Choromatsu <--> Nyaa Ichimatsu <--> Kinko Jyushimatsu <--> Homura Todomatsu <--> Atsushi Iyami <--> Okiku Dekapan <--> Dayon Hatabou <--> Riceballs Matsuyo <--> Matsuzo Sachiko and Aida <--> Uchikawa and Yanagita Flower Fairy <--> Nozomi

[deadmothsketches]

Raggle Fraggle! 👹

[drilanime]

[merodythann]

The elves and the shoemaker

My entry for the Osomatsu san Fairytale zine !

I chose "The elves and the shoemaker"

It was my first zine and it was truly fun! Hope you enjoy it! Here are the bois hiding in the workshop

You can check the general zine here ! Along amazing illustrations and fics!!!

[osomatsuconfessions]

the m in matsuyo stands for milf

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[cyberglitch2]

im so down to hear choromatsu headcanons ngl I'm thirsty

I don't have much for Choromatsu, but I'm pleased you're interested!

So, here are some lil things:

I think he smells like wet wipes.

If Matsuyo took her sons to the store with her when they were children, choromatsu pointedly complained about the brothers. At the same time, he misbehave with Osomatsu most often (I can continue the thread about the store, if you are interested)

He imagines happy or dirty scenarios with idols before falling asleep 😐 (he is ashamed)

[energysynergymatrix]

Going home club

[thebardisabird]

What do you think the side character's (Totoko, Iyami, Nyaa, Chibita , Hatabou, Dekapan, Matsuzo, Matsuyo, ect...) self awareness balls look like.

Hm...okay let me take a crack at this. These are of course up to interpretation, and I'm actually interested to see what other people think!

Totoko: It's the size of a beachball and it's completely made of barbed wire. Totoko considers herself flawless, but the only reason her ball doesn't get any bigger is because she's also not stupid and does have her moments of realization where she confronts her faults...though it does not happen as often as it should lol

Iyami: His is about the size of an orange and is actually a snow globe of Paris! Now I know what you're thinking: Iyami also considers himself flawless, how can that be? Well, my friend...life humbles poor Iyami lol. He is often made to confront his shortcomings without much of a choice.

Chibita: I would say his is the size and look of an egg. He has hiccups every now and then where he prefers not to think too hard on what makes him a little screwy, but for the most part he's a just a man trying to run an oden shop, okay? Dude just wants to make a living and he's human, he knows he's not gonna get it right 100% of the time in life.

Hatabou: He doesn't have one! This little guy just wants to hang out with his friends and live his life, not much to be self aware about there!

Dekapan: I would probably say his is about the size of a miniature pumpkin, nothing too large. Dekapan is a fairly honest man but every once in a while he likes to play God in that lab of his and doesn't...see that...as a problem...

Matsuzo: His is the size of a baseball, though it's shaped like a simple rubberband ball. He's aware enough to where he knows if he's got shit to change in life, he'll do it. But stubborn enough to not realize that he can and is wrong sometimes.

Matsuyo: Hers is in the shape of a glass swan. It's beautiful and crystalline and her only fault that she will never grasp is that her sons are well...hopeless (because she loves them).

Dayon: It doesn't exist. We try not to ask questions about it lest he get too invested about his existence in general.

Nyaa: It USED to be the size of a monster-truck tire in her idol days. Thinking you're completely perfect and having people constantly tell you you are will have your ego at unrealistic levels. But after becoming a single mom, it's down to the size of a quarter. Nyaa has had a lot of time to self-reflect and realize that she is far from perfect and definitely flawed. Raising her little girl has also helped her come to terms with the fact that she can be those things and work on them - for the betterment of herself and her little one.

[jokesitos-art]

I think I never posted my Kiki AU concept doodles for Matsuyo as Kiki (ft. Matsuzo as Tombo, and Iyami, Mr. Yowai and Mrs. Yowai as Tombo's friends)