hockey team thickness - Minnesota Wild 2024 VERSION (roster as of 27.07.2024)
since a lot of people asked for updated versions of my thickness charts here ya go, starting with the Wild because a lot of Wild fans found the old version yesterday <3 the rest will come in alphabetical order, probably tomorrow since it's after 1am for me and i have to get up at 5:30am for work
Natasha:well I got the knockout stuff a syringe and some other stuff and some other drugs to make them limp and some drugs to weaken there muscles
Pepper:ok are we ready
Peggy:Steve you ready
Steve:ready as ever
Dr strange:ok now (opens portal to your universe)
Bucky:(walks by you) Excuse me y/p can you give me directions to the mall
Natasha:(grabs you injects you)I am sorry baby but your mama’s and dada’s can’t have you running
Y/n: Scarlett Johansson , Sebastian Stan , Benedict Cumberbatch (you fell your eyes close)
Dr strange:ok good we got them (closes portal)
Bucky:(carry’s you to med bay)
Bruce:awww they look so cute but now I do my thing so they become ours and our little one alone mine
Natasha:just tell Wanda when your dune she is going to erase there adulthood memories
Bruce:(injects headspace starters in iv and some other stuff)Wanda you can come in now
Wanda:ok (does wiggly woo magic on you)that should be ok
America:are they awake yet I want to meet them
Peter:please I want to
Morgan:please pretty pretty please
Tony:ok but shhh they are asleep
Natasha:(sits by your bad side)
Peter:awwww
Morgan:awwwww
America:awwww there so cute
Tony:shhhh they need there nap time they had a big day
Peggy:there the baby Steve come on
Peter:let’s go (leaves with America and Morgan)
Steve:punk
Bucky:jerk so how’s it going
Steve:good she loves it here and we can be happy together same for you and romanoff
Y/n:(rolls over in bed)
Pepper:there waking up
Y/n:(opens eyes looks around) ou are Chw
Bruce:well we are your mommy’s and daddy’s and you are our baby
Y/n:(cry’s) nw you ovie charters you nw weal nw wana be baby
Vision:well you are our baby
Natasha:shhh it’s ok baby (sits in hospital bed with you in her lap)
Bucky:oh see that made them quiet
Y/n:(pulls at Natasha’s top)mama
Natasha:everyone except Bucky out
Natasha:(unbuttoning her top takes nursing bra off let’s you latch on)good baby
Bucky:thank goodness for Wanda
𝗧𝘄𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿
Peggy:(picks you up off of play mat lay’s you on changing table changes you)
Natasha:(takes you from Peggy)say bye bye to ma she is going bye bye of two weeks
Y/n:bye bye ma
Wanda:nat I need to feed our baby
Natasha:ok (carry’s you to dining room put’s you in high chair)
Wanda:(grabs a spoon of baby food)come on baby look mommy likes it see
Y/n:(eats baby food off spoon spits it’s at daddy/tony)
Tony:really
Yelana:hahaha ha you didn't think that was going to happen
Wanda:(looks into your mind the adult part)
Y/n adult part of brain: I hate these ass holes they are some kinky asshats who want to control some now all I eat is baby food and titty milk and some food and shit and piss my self becoming of the fucken avengers I would rather be at hydra and or dead like piedro
Wanda:(does more wiggly woods on your mind)see now we have our baby and the best part is everyone in your universe can’t find your phone or anything on you your our ’s
Natasha:Wanda can I ask what you did
Wanda:someone’s adult self was coming through so I killed it so now we only have our sweet baby (wipes drool from your chin)
hey. i have been loving all of your stories so far! what about a scarlett x reader hurt/comfort story with some fluff. scarlett gets badly hurt on set or something and reader freaks out. then reader comforting and helping scarlett recover.
Set
It was a normal day for both, you and Scarlett, as she left the house early to get to the set on time while you got ready for the shoot you had today. It was a rather important one.
So it was around 3 pm when your Assistent crashed the shoot with your phone in hand. “Miranda, what’s going on?” You asked kindly as it seemed important and in all honesty you were a huge fan of her. “Elizabeth called, Scarlett got hurt on set and theyre waiting for the doctor right now” she rambled but you zoned out after hearing that she’s hurt.
“Gotta go” was the last thing you said while sprinting out of your room and grabbing your bag. The good news: the set was barely 5 minutes away and due to the fact that you may have been speeding you got there in under 3.
“Where’s she?” You asked as you crashed into the set just like Miranda did a couple of minutes ago. But you were a lot angrier. “Y/n” Chris Evans ran towards you nearly as freaked out as you were. “What happened?” You questioned while getting to her. “Two of the ropes that were supposed to hold her up broke and she fell like 3.5 meters onto a mat but she only screamed in pain before blacking out” he explained.
When you arrived the paramedics where already there hosting her into the car. “Wait, that’s my wife” you screamed and ran towards them immediately grabbing her hand. “If she’s your wife, you’re allowed to drive with her” one of them told you and you quickly climbed in and sat next to her.
“We can’t do anything until we’re at the hospital, it seems like she broke her leg and blacked out due to pain but we can’t say more” the other one explained as you kept stroking Scarlett’s hair and whispering reassuring nothings into her ear.
You sat anxiously in the waiting room while your wife was in the operation room. “Here, I got you a coffee” Elizabeth said as she sat next you wrapping an arm around you. “She’ll be fine y/n, she’s strong” she reassured you. You cried into Elizabeth’s arm, something just felt wrong.
After an hour and a half, a doctor came to you and you jumped up. “Miss Johansson, it’s seems like your wife twisted her leg but also has a brain trauma, we are trying our best to stop the bleeding. I’m sorry” he said before disappearing again. You broke down crying, sobbing, until Elizabeth came and pulled you into a hug. At one point you were so exhausted from crying that you fell asleep.
And two hours later, still nobody came to tell you that she was fine. God, you could only hope that she’d be fine. The thing that woke you phone ringing. You didn’t know the number but still picked up. “Y/n Johansson?” The person on the other side of the line asked. “It’s the stunt apartment. We’d like to discuss some things with you over the accident” the person kept talking but you couldn’t contain your anger.
“You gotta be kidding me, my wife is in the hospital because YOU fucked things up and NOW YOU want ME to come to you so we can talk about the accident?! You can be happy if I don’t sue you until you do not have a penny left! And you better not think that you’ll keep your job! She could have died!” By now you were screaming causing the whole waiting room to look at you. You hung up and mumbled a short sorry to the people around you.
“Miss Johansson?” A doctor called out and you immediately ran toward him. “I’m sorry, but we can’t promise that she’ll wake up. If she doesn’t wake up in the next 24 hours we can’t do anything for her. She’ in room 304 if you wanna see her” you mumbled a thank you before turning to Lizzie with tears in your eyes.
“Y/n, what did he say?” She asked after wrapping her arm around you. “If she doesn’t wake up in the next 24 hours…” you broke down sobbing, again. “Come on, let’s go and see her huh?” Elizabeth carried most of your weight until you entered the room.
You got to Scarlett’s side and glided your hand over her cheek before lightly kissing it. “Do you want me to stay or give you some time alone?” Liz asked. You couldn’t decide so she did for you “I’ll get you some things to wear and a toothbrush okay?” She asked and you nodded.
“Scar, baby, please you gotta wake up. I can’t live without you. I love you so much” you stayed the whole time, the only breaks where when you had to go to the bathroom. Lizzie brought you your stuff, Chris brought you drinks, Miranda brought you some things to work on so you could have a distraction and Florence cooked you food. They were great but I’d didn’t change the facts.
It did not change that the 24 hours were over now and that she did not wake up causing the doctors to return. “Miss Johansson, we are sorry but you should think about plugging out the machines…” you immediately denied. “No, I want to keep them on! I’m not ready to let go” you mumbled and while the doctors weren’t really convinced they left the room.
So the days passed and every day was the same. Your friends and family visited around noon, Lizzie was there to bring you breakfast while Flo was there for dinner. You never left the room and barely showered in those 3 weeks, Scarlett looked so pale and hurt that you were starting to believe that turning off the machines may be the right thing.
After the fourth week the doctors came back to you. “You should really think about turning off the machines, we know that this is hard but the possibility that she wakes up is around zero.” One of them told you. “I… just a day longer, I… I can’t… I don’t think that she’d just leave me like that. Please, I’ll pay the double but don’t plug them out just yet” you cried causing them to agree.
You fell into the chair next to her and decided to call her parents. “Melanie, Karsten, hey… uhm this is really hard, but the doctors want to turn off the machines. So you could come say goodbye” all of you were sobbing and they told you they’d be over later when they could drive again.
Then you told the rest and everyone came to say goodbye. At one point the room was full with people that were close to her and all of you were crying. They all said their goodbye but left you alone at some point so you could really say your last goodbye.
One last time you wanted to fall asleep with her, so you put on one of her hoodies that Lizzie brought you and laid next to her crying yourself to sleep.
You woke up to a hand stroking over the skin of your side. Nails lightly scratching over your hip like Scarlett always did. That’s when you suddenly sat up turning to look at her. There she sat wide awake looking at you. Her cheeks were now rosy and she looked so alive. When you finally realized you threw yourself into her arms. “You’re alive, I was so scared. I thought you’d never wake up again” you cried into her shoulder as she hugged you tight to her body kissing your forehead.
“I’m alright love, I could never leave you. I’m so sorry I scared you” she mumbled until you suddenly sat up again. “I gotta get the doctors, and I have to call everyone… and and” you were stumbling over your words causing her to chuckle. “I already did all of that, but I didn’t want to wake you so come back here!” She giggled when you fell back into her.
“So you stayed here the whole 4 weeks huh?” She asked with a grin. “Of course, I could never leave you” you said hugging her tighter.
“I love cuddling you but do you think you could help me go and brush my teeth? I really wanna kiss you” you giggled before helping her up and caring almost of her weight. You helped her brush her teeth as she sat on the counter. The moment she washed out her mouth she pulled you between her legs to kiss you which quickly turned into a make out session until the door suddenly opened.
Yup, even with 28 it was embarrassing when parents caught you making out. “Hun, it’s so great to see that you’re alive” her dad said while you made space for them to hug her. Her cheeks were red while she hugged them back. “Don’t be embarrassed, it’s great to see that the two of you are still in love like that” her mum said causing the both of you to turn eben redder.
It was a long way until everything was going to be okay again but you’d do everything to be with her forever.
Scarlett was waiting impatiently for you to make it home from work, the job you did might be making the world a better place, but it sure makes hers days off from filming boring...
"Honey, I'm home!!!!" Scarlett beams at your sweet voice., "I'm in the living room lovey!!!"
Once she heard your shoes gently clunk against the mat, and your bag hit the ground her body was buzzing, it was only seconds until you'd round the corner, and boy were you a sight for sore eyes; wearing that beyond adorable, tired smile, and carrying bags full of your favorite takeout like the actual godsend that you were.
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"Which one?!" She squeals with two DVDS blurring before your eyesight, you chuckle as you leaned in for a kiss instead, and she of course needed no sort of coaxing to accept your disregard for the entertainment in favor of her favorite affection, well, besides your cuddles., "Lizzie McGuire." You'd mumbled against her lips before moving to part from the kiss.
Scarlett had other plans though, haphazardly tossing the plastic cases onto the table she made quick work of wrapping her arms around your neck, using her hold to pull you down and directly atop of her, legs snaking around you to further secure you against her and the couch., "Sweetest girl, how ever will we enjoy the Disney classic if you don't let me change.," she smiled up at you while you oh so delicately moved her now crazed hair out of her face.
"You're perfect just the way you are...," she then teased with a sweet kiss to the tip of your nose, and you chortled, face falling into her neck where your lips instinctually began to lay the softest of kisses to her silky smooth skin., "So cheesy... Cheesy and absolutely wrong.," you mused, leaving a final kiss to her cheek before using all your strength to breakout of her unnaturally strong hold upon your body.
"I'll be but a short ten minutes my sweets, pull the movie up, set out the food, and it'll be as if I'd never left.," you softly teased the pouting woman of your dreams, then you rushed out of the room before she could stall you any further.
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As the movie was coming to an end Scarlett was mindlessly running a hand through your hair that was sprawled out over her abdomen, nimble fingers moved with precision to get the days worth of knots out, and you hummed in appreciation when they eventually moved to massage your scalp., "That was a good blast from the past." you suddenly said over a yawn, her hands stilled, so you rolled over, your chin now gently resting on her soft belly.
Scarlett softly smiles at you, her hands cup your face to pull you up, and in a lazy crawl you make your way up to lay your lips to hers for a sweet kiss, the way her lips suddenly upturn against yours tells you she's up to something. Pulling back you look into her eyes, seeing the playfulness lying in them., "Sing to me Paolo." You laugh rather loudly, crawling off of her with a roll of your eyes, but in your delirious state you move around to do just as she asked.
Scarlett watches you with a curious expression, your eyes were narrowed, and your nose was scrunched up telling her that you were truly focused as you sorted through your vast array of vinyls. The seriousness caught her off guard, because you usually just sang silly songs, with no more than a few words muttered before one or both of you were curled over in fits of laughter, so your current state has her well beyond intrigued.
Once you seemed set on your choice she giggled when you hid it from her view. "You ready then Isabella?," she rolled her eyes at your outstretched hand, but nonetheless she accepted the gesture. Then she was beaming when she realized the song you'd selected, her heart absolutely melted once the tune of your wedding song filled the room, then you flashed her those pearly whites and she melted into your embrace as you began to sway her.
"Some people live for the fortune.," Scarlett's eyes widened when your voice was silky smooth, and completely leveled, as if you had been a professional in like a past life., "Some people live just for the fame.," She sighs against your chest, the simple words still resonating with her to this day, the thing she cherished most about you was the way you truly humbled her. Lavish was an afterthought for the millionaire after you taught her how to find a way to truly live in the moment.
"Some people need three dozen roses, and that's the only way to prove you love them..." Scarlett nearly fell to her knees when your voice changed octaves, a much deeper tone, full of unwavering conviction, and she was in the midst of feeling so many things. Then when your hand guided her face away from your chest to instead look deeply into your bright eyes she audibly gulped, the once perceivably silly moment now being a show to how deep your love continues to flow for her., "Hand me the world on a silver platter, and what good would it be with no one to share, with no one who truly cares for me."
"Some people want diamond rings.," Scarlett blushes when you kiss her wedding band in between verses, the amazement that five years into your marriage she's still able to learn new incredible things about you written on her face as you continued to belt out the song you dedicated to her at said wedding., "Some just want everything, but everything means nothing if I ain't got you, yeah, if I ain't got you with me, baby, oh, ooh. Said nothing in this whole wide world don't mean a thing, if I ain't got you with me, baby..."
A perfect silence befalls the room as you continued to sway your conjoined bodies; Scarlett's arms around your waist, and face in your chest as she processes this new reality., "Baby...," you hum, your head laying on her head with your eyes closed as you embrace the softness of the moment., "How didn't I know?," she audibly squeaks, causing you to chuckle., "Oh sorry, did I not tell you about my glory days? I could've been famous too, was offered a record deal after I got out of college, but it just wasn't the course I was meant to be on."
"But honey... That voice, why keep it a secret?," you shrugged, her groan of disapproval at the gesture a cause for giggling., "The world is full of superstars with good voices my love, I found my passions elsewhere... I mean, you can sing too, but you're not out here on tours are you?"
"Well no, but you're just so good!," her whining a clear indicator to you that she's in need of sleep. You just look down with a pout of your own to match hers, eyes pleading with you to even just consider it., "Fine, but if I did this, remember you'd have to share me with the world Scar. No more private life with the wife, and oh, can you just imagine the groupies?"
Her grip intensified as your words really hit., "No, I changed my mind, I'm gatekeeping you, nobody else gets to even want you...," Scarlett growls, that unnecessary possessive side of her always winning in the end, and you chuckled., "Fair enough my love, now let's go to bed.," You pulled back from the embrace to peck her beautiful lips., "Carry me?," she pouts, and you scoop her up bridal style, her head falling to your chest as a big yawn falls from her lips., "Now you have to sing me lullabies every night, I no longer can sleep without your voice.," she tiredly murmurs a falsehood as her eyes come to a permanent shut in your arms.
You settled her down on her side of the bed with a kiss to her forehead, with whispered promises of nightly lullabies anyways, and it seems she heard you as she smiles in her sleep., "Nighty night princess...," she instinctually rolls over and nuzzles into your body., "Sing!," You chuckled when you realized you weren't getting off that easily, and so you began to hum a sweet melody.
"They didn't have you where I come from, never knew the best was yet to come. Life began when I saw your face, and I hear your laugh like a serenade.," Your hand—light as a feather, runs up and down her back in a soothing manner.
"How long do you want to be loved? Is forever enough, is forever enough?," she hums a yes., "How long do you want to be loved? Is forever enough? Cause I'm never, never giving you up."
tumblr user tangerisms i would LOVE to see your other nhl playlists please share with the class im begging
oh i have SO many thank you for asking
(i made the panthers and wild top 100 ones rn, ill add the matching rosters at the end. also expect repeat songs bc its based on the top songs i had last year)
the other two ive had for a little while now are both pens based but i should really get onto making more
and ofc, silly little sergei fedorov
(i also have playlists on my profile with silly nhl photos on them)
florida panthers
5 - aaron ekblad - something in the orange - zach bryan
7 - dmitry kulikov - not allowed - tv girl
9 - sam bennett - roslyn - bon iver
12 - jonah gadjovich - work song - hozier
13 - sam reinhart - skinny love - bon iver
15 - anton lundell - howl - florence and the machine
16 - aleksander barkov - like real people do - hozier
17 - evan rodrigues - exeunt - the oh hellos
18 - steven lorentz - everywhere, everything - noah kahan
19 - matthew tkachuk - lake missoula - richy mitch and the coal miners
21 - nick cousins - francis forver - mitski
23 - carter verhaeghe - sanctuary - joji
24 - justin sourdif - the moon will sing - the crane wives
27 - eetu luostarinen - sage - richy mitch and the coal miners
28 - josh mahura - tongues and teeth - the crane wives
41 - anthony stolarz - alkaline - sleep token
42 - gutav forsling - homesick - noah kahan
62 - brandon montour - willow tree march - the paper kites
67 - will lockwood - in the woods somewhere - hozier
72 - sergei bobrovsky - demons - joji
77 - niko mikkola - pumpkin man - mage tears
82 - kevin stenlund - it will come back - hozier
91 - oliver ekman-larsson - through me (the flood) - hozier
94 - ryan lomberg - the calling - the amazing devil
wild
4 - jon merril - eat your young - hozier
5 - jacob middleton - something in the orange - zach bryan
6 - dakota mermis - stick season - noah kahan
7 - brock faber - not allowed - tv girl
10 - vinni lettieri - northern attitude - noah kahan
12 - matthew boldy - work song - hozier
14 - joel eriksson ek - all my love - noah kahan
17 - marcus foligno - exeunt - the oh hellos
20 - patrick maroon - wasteland, baby! - hozier
21 - brandon duhaime - francis forever - mitski
23 - marco rossi - sanctuary - joji
24 - zach bogosian - the moon will sing - the crane wives
25 - jonas brodin - i was all over her - salvia palth
26 - connor dewar - dial drunk - noah kahan
29 - marc andre fleury - sunlight - hozier
32 - filip gustavsson - never love an anchor - the crane wives
33 - alex goligoski - alien blues - vundabar
36 - mats zuccarello - in a week - hozier
38 - ryan hartman - orange juice - noah kahan
46 - jared spurgeon - chokehold - sleep token
49 - daemon hunt - the moon doesnt mind - lord huron
89 - freddy gaudreau - a burning hill - mitski
90 - marcus johansson - little lion man - mumford and sons
97 - kirill kaprizov - memento mori - crywank
Kyle Keyser
Olof Lindbom
Isaiah Saville
Jakub Brabenec
Logan Couture
Dylan Duke
Jack Hughes (LA)
Evander Kane
Alex Killorn
Aleksandr Kisakov
Rasmus Kupari
Jacob Perreault
Matthew Phillips
Tom Wilson
Kailer Yamamoto
Tony DeAngelo
Mats Lindgren
Evan Nause
Jusso Valimaki
Seattle
Tyler Brennan
Chris Driedger
Jonas Johansson
Martin Jones
Arvid Soderblom
Jaxon Stauber
Scott Wedgewood
Tyler Boucher
Mathieu Joseph
Adam Boqvist
Ryan Johnson
Carson Lambos
Victor Soderstrom
Noah Cates
Eetu Luostarinen
Tobias Bjornqvist
New York
Isaac Poulter (G,NJ)
Blake Coleman
Peyton Krebs
Mark Stone
Anton Wahlberg
Calen Addison
Jacob Trouba
Johnny Gaudreau
Winged Wheel
Jaroslav Halak
Magnus Hellberg
Jaret Anderson-Dolan
Cam Atkinson
Alex Barre- Boulet
Sean Couturier
Cody Glass
Benoit- Olivier Groulx
Taylor Hall
Alex Iafallo
Ryan Johansen
Dominik Kubalik
Luke Kunin
Alexander Wennberg
Filip Zadina
Jake Bean
Olli Ekman-Larsson
Ryan Graves
John Klingberg
Quebec
Pavel Francouz
Filip Lindberg
Ivan Prosvetov
Nikita Alexandrov
Dmtri Buchelnikov
Gregori Denisenko
Dillon Dube
Danika Klimovich
Evgeny Kuznetsov
Ayrton Martino
Nico Myatovic
Joe Pavelski
Taylor Raddysh
James Van Riemsdyk
Jacob Vrana
Alex Gologoski
Nikita Ishimnikov
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Featuring Cardinals Eric Logan, Mat Staader, Emil Johansson & Clark Isaac, revealing the history of money and tithing. https://www.twitch.tv/thacouncil
American: 10 (Zach Bogosian, Matthew Boldy, Brandon Duhaime, Brock Faber, Alex Goligoski, Ryan Hartman, Vinni Lettieri, Patrick Maroon, Dakota Mermis & Jon Merrill)
Canadian: 7 (Connor Dewar, Marc-André Fleury, Marcus Foligno, Fréddy Gaudreau, Jake Middleton, Nic Petan & Jared Spurgeon)
Swedish: 4 (Jonas Brodin, Joel Eriksson-Ek, Filip Gustavsson & Marcus Johansson)
Russian: 1 (Kirill Kaprizov)
Austrian: 1 (Marco Rossi)
Norwegian: 1 (Mats Zuccarello-Aasen)