#mastur*bation

[coachbeards]

house joking wilson is so “self loathing” for denying being gay….then asking him how many more failed relationships does he have to go through before he starts “loving himself” … hm

[freebooter4ever]

that anon was so unnecessary. a year ago you were posting about running and adventure and now you can't even walk to get groceries. why is anyone trying to discredit your problems just because other people also have problems? wtf? illness isn't a competition, that anon was so out of line and hypocritical.

honestly im just too tired to deal with anons nonsense. if a friend actually has an issue with me they need to confront me with their name attached. if anon is not a friend then i literally do not have the energy to care.

also yeah i miss running like i miss air. i did thirty minutes of light (extremely light!) cardio today in the form of dance and even that set me back all afternoon :( but its better than last week where i couldnt even do cardio for longer than three minutes - i could only move in dance ish motions and try not to lose balance and tip over.

chronic illness is hard to talk about. its legitimately scary and most people who are healthy don't want to deal with it. im talking about it on my invisible little blog on the internet just to...have some place to put my own emotions about it. i invite anyone else to do the same. on their own blog.

[ageplay-may]

Need a little alone time? Today is for you, with "Solo Ageplay" (sugar) and "Masturbation" (spice)

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Prompts || Ao3 Collection

Tags: @ageplay-may || #agepl4y may 2023

[mountndo]

The locker room. The breeding place for mental mastur-bation.

[g0thsh00t3r]

PLEASE PAY MONEY FOR MYYYY MASTUR-BATION YEAA

I LOVE DADAROMA I LOVE THEIR FREAKY ASS MUSIC

[elicathebunny]

Hii could you make a post on controlling bad habits ( po*n, mastur*ation,smoking ,etc ) and then completely stopping them by the time ? If you're uncomfortable then it's completely okay to ignore my request 🙂 .

Loads of love 🌷🩷🌷

Hey love! Breaking from habits that have been kept for long periods will be difficult, and the majority of the time you will find yourself backsliding. But since you are already aware of the problem, that's step one complete (being willing to change).

Here are some questions you can ask yourself: 1) When did it start and do you know why? 2) When do you feel the urge to watch/do that thing? 3) What do you get out of it that makes you keep going back? What makes it tempting?

For po*nography, I suggest downloading a web blocker or an app timer. You can select the websites you usually go on and block them, or set a timer for that certain app and set it to 0 minutes every single day. This means you will not be able to go on it at all unless you mess around with the time or delete the app. With these sort of apps or web blockers, I think there are options to block it until a certain time of the day. You can set it to a time you know you wouldn't really be active, like very early in the morning (for example 2am, or 3am). With that on you can be certain that you cannot bypass the blocker or timer. Mastur*bation is very much self-control and might be more difficult. For this, I think keeping yourself busy is very important in controlling yourself. As soon as you think about doing it, go do something else immediately. Do something that would really take your mind off somewhere else, for example exercising. Go for a walk or talk to someone on the phone, just something that would stop your brain from thinking about it or pushing yourself into a social situation which would obviously stop you from doing it. I'm not quite sure how to advise smoking habits. Since this is also a very self-control and mental battle, it will also be kind of difficult to refrain from. Breaking smoking is also determined by how addicted you are. But I think limiting and reducing the amount you would usually smoke slowly until it's a significantly smaller amount than what you would usually have, then completely irradicating it would be a good option. Again, I also think keeping yourself busy would be a good thing to do like going on walks instead of having a smoking break. I believe that people's environments are a big factor in breaking habits. It may be slightly easier to stay away from smoking if not many people around you are doing it. So if your friends are smoking/vaping and it has become like a social hangout thing, then self-control around them will be hard. Also just being aware of the dangers of smoking and the effect it can have on your body and life might bring you a reality shock into trying to stop it. I think the key to breaking bad habits is self-control, substitution and rewards. Download an app specifically for timing how long it's been since you've done the bad habit. Once you have reached a milestone. You can give yourself a small reward like throwing yourself a mini celebration. Replacing bad habits with good ones is also a thing to consider. Maybe you like the outdoors, so instead of doing that bad habit, you can go outside for how ever long you feel like it and associate that urge with going for a walk to the park or wherever else.

Sorry if I'm not much help 😭 🤍🤍🤍

[pandynogatonga]

mastur bation is a valid troll name

[know-news-is-good-news]

A Mastur of Bation ! !

[tawneybel]

Imagine Stuntman Mike convincing you to let him photograph you penetrating yourself on your car’s gearshift.

[freebooter4ever]

really stupid trivial things im doing to try to help the pots and the mystery symptoms:

singing. supposedly this activates the nerve that controls the heart/brain/stomach. and pots deregulates that nerve. so i sing all the time now, whenever i can. i have no idea if this is helping. however i did notice that when this started and the symptoms were really scary, if i called a friend and talked or made a video of myself talking it seemed to make me feel better. singing is sort of my lonely girl replacement for calling a friend.

cold showers. this one is the biggest transformation. 100% helped the pots symptoms in the morning. hot showers would make the dizziness worse but cold showers calm it. and it puts me in a sort of meditative state. its also supposed to activate that nerve but again who knows lol. the downside is fucking cold showers are miserable.

timing meal times exactly 5 hrs apart to allow for a single hr where my brain is 'normal'. this is not so successful as sleeping is hard and i dont fall asleep early enough or get up early enough to keep breakfast and lunch 5 hrs apart.

compression tights. this actually seems to be helping but only if i use the lightest level of compression - normal socks almost work just as well. i suspect this is because my pots is technically 'not severe' (the brain fog and dizziness says otherwise but at least this means my heart isnt struggling too hard)

salt/water. this is so much harder than it sounds. balancing out the amount of salt to water intake is delicate and a pain in the ass. yesterday i had too little water because i was at the event all night and not drinking regularly and it fucked me up.

mastur"bation. okay, this is the funny one. i cant exercise so i was like well what can i do to release endorphins that doesn't require running. yeah. hilariously its working well, my mood is better on the days i dont skip my morning personal time. my blogs 👀 tag has been getting a lot of use lately lmaoooo. honestly im just glad my se"x drive hasn't disappeared again - supposedly vag"nal dryness can be one of the symptoms of the auto immune thing in addition to my dry eyes and hands and throat but uh. absolutely noooooo problem there with me. nice and wet LOL. im kinda hoping maybe this means there is a chance its not auto immune related.

[gorlsgorlsgorls]

Send some sexy tumblrs my way!!!

[aspiringharlot]

//tw sext and mastur/bation mention

Quick vent

Trying to sext and dom’s just constantly demanding pictures and videos.

Sir.

I only have two hands and the record button is at the bottom of the screen, how am I to send pictures, write messages and mastur/bate at the same time?

Being pulled in too many directions at once- they’re sucking all the fun out.

Also, being a dom doesn’t mean you’re rude and demanding. Like- sorry I’m taking a minute to angle the lighting right, but I’m literally providing you with free content and working to make sure it looks nice.

Smh- also also, if we’ve sexted once don’t try to create a schedule immediately, we need four sextions before we mark it on the calander as a reoccurring event.

[yestantra]

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[merkissescanhealyou]

A B I J M P

A - Aftercare (What they’re like after sex):  he’s basically a pile of mush. he’s so blow away (literally) by their lovemaking that all he wants to do is cuddle. he loves to give kisses. lots of kisses. expect light, soft kisses just about anywhere. he loves to hear his partner’s heartbeat, the rapid thumping from their high. if you want a clingy little sea snail, marius is your mer. whatever you do, don’t toss him aside like a used condom. he’s not into that, like, at all. it would actually break his heart. “Ah, one of my favorite things to do is just….oh, what is that phrase? ‘Bask in the afterglow?’ Yes, that. I never really knew what it meant until I tried it. There’s….just something about the heaviness in the air that continues to intoxicate me.” 

B - Body part (Favorite body part of theirs, and their partner’s):  oof that’s a tough one because he has multiple, for his partner. “For myself? Oh. U-Uh….gee, I dunno.” A sheepish smile is given. “If I really had to pick something, I suppose it’d be my lips.” kissy fish. for his partner, he often finds himself staring at their chest, arms, thighs, lips, and eyes. but he’s too shy to admit that. 

I - Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…):  buckle down because it’s gon get steamy. marius loves mental stimulation. he loves the check ins, the questions (”do you like that?” “how does that feel?”), and the pet names. call him “sweetheart” or “baby” and he’ll melt in your hands. say it to him while you’re f/ucking him, and it’ll earn lots of moans and a tighter grip. the tenderness drives him mad. “I’ve always thought of sex as ‘making love.’ It’s very personal for me. So, when my partner and I make love, I don’t want it to be meaningless. Something like this….it’s very special. And if you treat me right, I will treat you right. Let’s enjoy this together, yeah?” i forgot to mention hand holding. if you’re looking him dead in the eye while you’re f/ucking him, and your reach for his hand and grasp it, there goes his rocket.

J - Jack off (Masturbation facts):  when you’re out in the wild, and fending for yourself, fighting to feed yourself, you’re not really focused on what it would feel like if maybe you did the touching. marius has never masturbated before. he didn’t even know you could do that. “M-….Mast-…-turb-….mastur-..bation. That’s….when you touch yourself, right? All those years I was alone, by myself, I never thought to do it. I…didn’t even consider it. When you’re out in the ocean, in this vast canvas of deep blue, satisfying your sexual urges doesn’t really seem that important. You always have to watch your back. There’s no time for activities like that.” he doesn’t shame others for it, but he can’t really speak for it because he has never done it. someone make him do it eheheheee

M - Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going):  hot, steamy, long, deep kisses. hands wandering all over. sweet nothings. hold him like the sweetheart that he is, and he’s yours. grinding. grind on his hips and watch him get all flustered and ask you to do it again. “I’m….not one for taking control. If my partner is willing to do it, then I’ll happily comply. I just ask one thing, a-and don’t laugh:  please be gentle.” if you start gentle and then go into a fast, even rough cadence, that’s fine. just as long as he knows you’re not gonna hurt him.

P - Pace (Are they fast and rough, slow and sensual…):  this one depends. usually, he likes to start out slow. then when they’re both all over each other, they can pick up the pace. when it comes to penetration, go slow. if you’ve got a big schlong, go easy on ‘im. poor thing might not be able to walk after they’re done not that he minds AHEM “I prefer slow and steady. I…don’t really like it if we rush into things. B-But that doesn’t mean things can’t get faster and….heavier.”

[dvalshock]

now that i’m watching CG in HD i can actually make out all the details in Nina’s mastur-/bation scene and god

[eyesofanirishman]

sometimes, i think of the anti-mastur/bation cross and i just start giggling uncontrollably because i’m twelve.