#masterfully

[damfangirl08]

Please tell me about a random Linked Universe headcanon you have (Its ok if you dont want to, no pressure)

ooooo i have a fun one! Its kinda multiple ones shoved into one but oh well

The chain's weird relationship with food

Im mostly doing the timeline order because im lazy and unoriginal:

Sky: He can kind of cook but he only ever makes one kind of soup or one singular type of meat in a specific way. I dont think the achademy would let them go off not knowing how to cook. He makes for a good back-up cook and the rest of the chain can be sure he will not put anything weird in it(unless Wild is "helping"). He isnt really that picky, but he doesnt like all foods either. He eats what he is given and likes most of it but i feel like his spice tolerance is shit. They did not have many spicy things on Skyloft. Will not eat Hyrules cooking.

Four: He can cook decently, but he cooks better if he splits, because if not he has to deal with the colors agruing because they dont agree on what type of food is best. There is a 50/50 chance wheter it ends up good or as a weird abomination with too many different types of flavour. Will eat most things but will not eat Hyrules cooking.

Time: He does not care. He can hypothetically cook but half the ingredients end up on the ground or eaten before he can even start. Is not picky at all, this man drinks poes, he will eat Hyrules cooking. And he will not complain at all. He also loves sweet food.

Wind: can make easy fish dishes but he has to have instructions. He is very good at cooking if he can follow step by step directions but he will probably get bored after a couple minutes and start messing with the recipie. He is not that picky and he probably would eat Hyrules cooking, and if there is something in his food he doesn't like he will not tell you because his grandma raised him to be polite.

Twilight: he can cook about as well as Sky, maybe a bit worse. The food he makes is either too bland or too spicy. He will eat a lot of things, including bee larvae, and Hyrules cooking. He probably wont complain either.

Legend: He is actually a really good cook, but he cannot cook over a campfire. Give him a kitchen and he can make amazing food but oveer a campfire? He could probably make something but chances are it would either be burnt or taste like how a campfire smells. He loves baking like his uncle taught him and hes very good at it. I dont get why so many people give him zero spice tolerance but i think Wild would stuff goron spice into something and Legend would just go "This kinda tastes like a subrosian dish" and keep eating. Chances are he would eat a rock roast too. He will eat Hyrules cooking and compare it to food from countries he traveled to. Him and Wild sometimes bond over recipies.

Hyrule: Cannot cook at all ever. Do not let him cook. Ever. He will eat anything. The only reason he hasn't died from food poisoning yet is because he can heal himself. Has probably made a living chuchu out of dinner once.

Warriors: Can make shitty army food that doesnt taste good but is 100% eadible. He could probably make something in a kitchen but he "doesnt have the time" even if he isnt doing anything important. Will not eat Hyrules cooking nor half the things Wild suggests making. Always keeps jerky on him, especially after seeing Hyrule cook.

Wild: amazing cook, however he can and will decide to spontaniously pour goron spice into the food hes cooking. He loves cooking and he is the designated cook for a reason. But the others are often scared he will put something weird into the food because he eats like Hyrule. He will eat Hyrules cooking and he will like it.

Bonus:

Ravio can bake a little bit but he is a lot better at mixing up fun smoothies, milkshakes, or similar things.

None of the Zeldas can cook for very different reasons. Sun can almost cook even if it tastes boring, but the rest? They either suck because the cannot cook at all even if they try(Dot, Dawn), they are used to others cooking for them(Dusk, Athena, Flora) and some dont bother trying to make "good" food because they would rather make "fun" food(Fable, Tetra). Aurora is an outlier who can cook easy meals but usually doesnt cook.

Shadow cant cook.

Malon can cook better than anyone else.

Groose is a great cook.

Linkle is almost as bad as Hyrule.

Myth can bake but cant cook, and Ballad cant do either.

[foolsocracy]

(field medic voice) I’m full grown.. I’m full grown I’m full grown..

[sbeep]

Forth, and fear no darkness!

[maalidoesart]

because you want to die for love, you always have

[ryllen]

and nobody told him the whole day . [ past ]

[boltlightning]

do allow me, will you? ➢ THE SOUND OF MUSIC (1965)

[burr-ell]

asmodeus spitting that "i will ALWAYS hate you", pelor just thundering "do not lie to me" and assuming his true form, asmodeus's presence dissipating. just shot after shot without missing

[entreldolorylanada]

I love my 'fuck' and 'fucking <insert the word>'. I use 'sheisse' on a regular basis because German had been the language I'd learned in school (don't ask me to speak it). 'Puta madre' and 'joder' also are becoming a part of my vocabulary. But seriously, have you ever heard Russian swearing. There's nothing more obscene, awful, and satisfying. You can make a whole dictionary about it because it's very rich and multifunctional.

[gghero]

the way the dialogue bubbles switch between the usual vertical orientation to a horizontal shape to telegraph that they are speaking in a foreign language? thats some next level stuff

[romanovanatalia]

"There is no greater love than to give one's life for friends."

SOCIETY OF THE SNOW (2023) dir. J. A. Bayona

[agir1ukn0w]

sorry but snow is such a well written iconic villain and donald sutherland performs him so fucking good it's almost hilarious how i start practically foaming at the mouth every time the man opens his mouth to say something deplorable in those movies, like he's so utterly and despicably wrong about almost every crucial thing from katniss and peeta's relationship to human nature as a whole and yet the second he starts talking about how hope is the only thing stronger than fear and how you have to allow a little hope but control it so its spark doesn't grow into revolution and how it's the things we love the most that destroy us you bet your ass i am on the floor screaming crying throwing up because that is my psychotic mustache-twirling villain RIGHT THERE

[deondoneit]

Undertaker etho from my blood on the clock tower (trouble brewing) au

[midnigtartist]

Okay here’s the Astarion study I did last night. Gale next

[eyesteeth]

y'know i think there's something very funny about the 2015/2016 era of gravity falls fandom attempting to cobble together a sad backstory for bill out of two lines because of an overwhelming desire to have a somewhat redeemable antagonist for their tumblr sexymanning purposes, only to end up spawning a counterargument of "no, bill is bad, he's an unreliable narrator trying to make himself look good", which later became the dominant opinion in the fandom, only for the book of bill to crash in through the wall kool-aid man style, present a sad backstory paired with a comment about the audience loving sad backstories, and send us all back into hell again. time truly is an illusion

[moraymiso]

atsushi being selfish and wanting to basically stroke his own ego is what MAKES him such a flawless character. he is not infallible, he is not perfect, he’s not another “i just wanna save everyone bc i’m a good cool guy!” mc.

this kid is TROUBLED. his worldview is so black-and-white that it blinds him. he’s so close-minded that it makes him naive and oblivious. he’s so steadfast it makes him foolish. AND THAT IS WHY HE’S PERFECT

[marvelyningreen]

Ryan pitching his passion project to Shane: “We’re gonna travel around the country looking for evidence of the supernatural.”

Shane pitching his passion project to Ryan: “I’m gonna need you to fistfight a puppet.”