#mass effect incorrect quotes

[incorrect-masseffect-quotes]

Garrus, prentending to joke: So when are you going to go out with me?

Shepard: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

(Later)

Tali: And then you just ran away?!

Garrus: I didn't expect her flirt back!!

[fandomnerd9602]

Tali: I love you but if I were to even kiss you id risk an infection

Y/N: I understand Tali

Y/N walks away…

Tali: where are you going?

Y/N: to buy all the Lysol, Clorox wipes and zinc tablets! I want you to stay healthy when I eventually kiss you!!

Tali: (blushes) I wish you could see how hard I’m blushing under my helmet

[ledilettant]

Garrus: Come on, Shepard, the Shadow broker thing isn't the problem. You and Liara just need to bone. Tali: [chuckles nervously] Shepard: What did you say? Tali: Don't say it again. Garrus: I said you two need to bone. Tali: [whimpers] Shepard: How dare you, Vakarian. I am your superior officer! [shouting, five minutes later] Bone! [sternly, ten minutes later] What happens in my bedroom, Vakarian, is none of your business. [shouting, twenty-one minutes later] Bone?! [calmly, forty minutes later] Don't ever speak to me like that again.

[oleolesimeeligen]

Kelly: do you want to talk about your feelings?

Shepard: no.

Kaidan: I do.

Kelly: I know, Kaidan.

Kaidan: I'm sad.

Kelly: I know, Kaidan.

[fandomsareforincorrectquotes]

Shepard: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Liara: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Shepard: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Liara: Is it working?

[comfort-in-space]

Mass Effect Incorrect Quotes - Supernatural

Shepard and Kaiden finally having a talk after Shep being dead for 2 years and Kaiden giving her a cold shoulder.

Kaiden: What the hell happened to you guys?

Shepard: Cliff notes? I went to Purgatory. Joker hit a dog.

Kaiden: Like the “Purgatory” Purgatory

Shepard: Yea being partially dead will do that too you

Kaiden: Really?!

Shepard: No. The one on the citadel.

Kaiden: Right….

Kaiden: …..

Kaiden: wait Joker hit a dog?!

This barely makes any sense but I had this reference in mind after doing Aria t’loaks mission in ME3; this is probably only entertaining to me but just in case someone else appreciates it.

Reference under the cut

[bloedewir]

Do you remember that creepy Normandy-SR2 (Mass Effect) toilet design?

like.. how it actually works??

and who the hell let this to happened???? it must have been Joker. the only legit explanation I take on this.

The Illusive Man: and, ehm.. are you sure this is must be that way? The exact way it was before? It has to be design mistake or-

Joker: nah. Listen, is it you or me who was there? Totally accurate, I tell you.

The Illusive Man: ..if you say so, Mr Moreau.

[reapercussions]

Wrex: You can't just 'I'm a little guy' out of this one Shepard.

Shepard: Watch me.

[incorrect-masseffect-quotes]

Shepard: Who hurt you?

Tali: Do you want a list?

Shepard,cracking knuckles: Yes

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N: Tali, how are you feeling?

Tali: I’m running a high fever, my sinuses are clogged and it’s going to take a few days to recover

Y/N: I’m so sorry

Tali: don’t be.

Tali sways her hips…

Tali: (purrs) it was totally worth it. I look forward to our next time

Tali walks away, swinging her hips…

[ledilettant]

Shepard; The best thing about bondind with an archaeologist is that the older i get the more she loves me.

[oleolesimeeligen]

Grunt: if i die during the operation will you do one thing for me?

Shepard: oh anything, sweetheart

Grunt: BLOW UP THE BUILDING

Shepard: oh. Well. I said I'd do it so I guess I'll have to.

[fandomsareforincorrectquotes]

Jack: Some people are like slinkies.

Thane: What?

Jack: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Thane:

Thane: Please don't push Garrus down the stairs.

Jack, pushing Garrus down the stairs: Too late.

[ever-changing-fandom-bomb]

Im back and this time I bring mass effect. It's all Shepard and Kaidan but if you would like to see anyone else feel free to ask.

[ofdinosanddais1]

Been having some fun with an incorrect quotes generator (from perchance) with the ME:A crew

[bloedewir]

who's back to their mass effect shit posts? it's me, yes.

🚀🚀🚀

The Alliance, Kaidan/Ashley, some random marines: Cerberus are shitbags.

ME1 Shepard: Totes.

ME2 Shepard: Well.. maybe they're not so bad, maybe they're okay.. I mean-

ME3 Shepard: Fuck those twats.