#mary brighton

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18+ roleplay based on HBO's The Nevers Original Characters are WELCOME! check the pinned post for info & links

[enbysiriusblack]

personally i think sirius should live with james, lily and hari.

[unitedbydevils]

Goodbye Lil Keets

Well, we feared it was coming - though not quite the destination predicted...

United forward Nikita 'Lil Keets' Parris has made her switch to Brighton & Hove Albion for an undisclosed fee, with an agreement to move to the south coast signed late on Friday.

The 30-year old had been with United for two seasons, having signed from Arsenal, and achieved a very tidy 25 goals in 57 appearances for the Red Devils. Chief amongst her achievements with United were the FA Cup win last season, as well as finishing top scorer for the club in the 23/24 season.

Parris turned down a move to the USA last winter, with reports suggesting that she wanted to see out the season with United and hopefully lift the FA Cup (mission accomplished). The move to Brighton now is for a fee rather than on a free due to United having a one-year extension clause in Parris' contract, which was activated.

Parris isn't the only outbound this summer, having seen sales of Irene Guerrero to Club America and Gemma Evans to Liverpool. There have also been the free departures of Mary Earps to PSG, Lucia Garcia to Monterrey, and Katie Zelem to Angel City FC in the NWSL.

Young striker Alyssa Aherne (pictured above) has also departed the club on loan, with the young winger heading to Sheffield United in the Championship to get much-needed game time for development - similar to how Grace Clinton was with Bristol City for their promotion to the WSL a few years ago.

[bloody-bunni666]

i finally started watching the nanny!!

the reason i’m getting into it is bc i’ve seen some twitter artists redrawing the nanny’s outfits onto Ed and i’ve just started 2 watch the pilot but i see some ofmd characters in each one

Fran Fine = Edward Teach (ofc) 

Maxwell Sheffield = Stede Bonnet (ofc) 

With Margaret, i’m debating between Olu or Jim but she’s more Olu than Jim so it’s most likely Olu 

Brighton Sheffield = Izzy (obvi) 

With Grace, i most likely see Lucius since she’s so brutally honest and more healthy in the mind (she’s the therapist sibling, just like Lucius) and she’s so young as well! (like Nathan Foad) 

Niles = Buttons(?) 

With CC, i’m questioning if i see Mary in her but idk... 

Lemme know what you guys think and tell me ur opinions of these casting choices! 

[bluem-chen]

lake mary on film

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via muwfc’s ig, 18/4/23

[kick0ass]

Hi this is Steven Moore no way I repeat no way kids cannot play the video game Kung Fu in 1985 that's why the computer game called Kung Fu is Rated T because that's why the computer game called Kung Fu has too much violence and they hit people face very very hard that's why the computer game called Kung Fu is Rated T for Nintendo NES that's why kids cannot play the computer game called Kung Fu because that's why the computer game called Kung Fu has too much violence and they kick people face and it has knives that's why the computer game called Kung Fu is Rated T for Nintendo NES from Steven Moore.

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Lake Mary, Utah

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Propaganda

Hermione Baddeley (Brighton Rock, Passport to Pimlico, Mary Poppins)— An absolute mainstay of British films from this period. She’s an icon who never takes shit from anyone in any of her movies, dresses for the occasion, and has the best line delivery! Also she started out in silent movies, and was a close friend of Noel Coward. In a desperate attempt to appeal to a large tumblr fandom, I will also point out that her first husband and one of her children were both called David Tennant. You like that name, don’t you tumblr??

Glynis Johns (Mary Poppins, The Court Jester)—LISTEN, I'd let that woman's voice with all its gravely hoarseness (positive) wash over me all goddamn day, but if that's not enough she managed to play the straight woman to Danny Kaye's jester, all with her cleavage so plunging it might as well have been catapulted into the ocean right after Basil Rathbone

This is round 1 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]

Glynis Johns propaganda:

She walks the line between sexy and cute. Her best role for me is in "The Court Jester as Maid Jean. She's fantastic as the soft but tough captain of the outlaw band and she looks stunning in every gown she wears throughout the film. And of course we can't forget her iconic turn as the suffragette mother, Mrs. Banks, in Mary Poppins! Also shoutout to her distinctive and beautiful voice, kind of smoky and husky. Extremely hot and set her apart from many of her peers."

"Listen, listen. I was raised on Mary Poppins and "Votes for women! (step in time)" single-handedly taught me how to be a feminist. Also The Court Jester is one of my favourite movies of all time and she is UNBELIEVABLY gorgeous, charismatic, funny, and clever in it. She knocks several men out. Absolute icon."

"Like Bette Davis she has eyes to die for. Unlike Bette Davis you felt comforted by them, even when she was batting her eyelashes at you. Would glady go to Downing Street with her and throw things at the Prime minister"

"She had this wonderful wit and charm to her no matter the role and the most distinctive, striking voice!"

"She was amazing in Mary Poppins (the Suffragette song is severely underrated) and apparently she was Welsh? National pride! And she advocated for arts funding in Wales, which is very cool. Also, she died recently (RIP) making her one of the last survivors of the Golden Age of Hollywood, according to Wikipedia. Also also, she just has a cheeky energy I like? And her eyes are beautiful!"

"I mean, incredibly beautiful and talented, can do drama can do comedy. And she was a mermaid."

"I love Glynis Johns. Most of the reason is The Court Jester where she's a sensible and capable foil to whatever what going on with Danny Kaye at the time. She was also the first star I based an OC on. An OC that I still have to this day! Anyway here have some YouTube links love u bye"

Mermaid clip: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1jUEA03mYTk

Court Jester (sharing a bed trope): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d_qG9i054U

Court Jester (seducing the king): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-GuqFYElKg

"VOTES FOR WOMEN! Well, votes for this woman. Please."

Hermione Baddeley propaganda:

Propaganda for both Hermione and Glynis:

[bethanydelleman]

Because today I woke up a chose violence, I'm going to point out everything wrong with this scene in 1995 P&P:

Upon seeing Wickham and Denny, Lydia crassly calls across the street and the gentlemen walk to her, though in the book she is not as vulgar.

All were struck with the stranger’s air, all wondered who he could be; and Kitty and Lydia, determined if possible to find out, led the way across the street, under pretence of wanting something in an opposite shop, and fortunately had just gained the pavement, when the two gentlemen, turning back, had reached the same spot.

This change is likely an attempt to display Lydia's vulgarity, but it goes overboard. She has enough propriety to not call across a street.

Lydia suggesting that Wickham come to their Aunt Phillips' makes Mary give Mr. Collins this side eye:

However, Mary shouldn't even be present:

Lydia’s intention of walking to Meryton was not forgotten: every sister except Mary agreed to go with her; and Mr. Collins was to attend them

This builds up the Mary/Mr. Collins ship, something the book does not do.

Only Bingley joins the party upon seeing the Bennets, though Darcy also joins in the book:

On distinguishing the ladies of the group the two gentlemen came directly towards them, and began the usual civilities. Bingley was the principal spokesman, and Miss Bennet the principal object. He was then, he said, on his way to Longbourn on purpose to inquire after her. Mr. Darcy corroborated it with a bow, and was beginning to determine not to fix his eyes on Elizabeth, when they were suddenly arrested by the sight of the stranger

Mr. Darcy not coming down off his horse to say hello makes him ruder than he is in the book.

Now here is the biggest issue:

Mr. Wickham touches his hat, Darcy just rides away. That is also not what happens:

Mr. Wickham, after a few moments, touched his hat—a salutation which Mr. Darcy just deigned to return. What could be the meaning of it? It was impossible to imagine; it was impossible not to long to know. In another minute Mr. Bingley, but without seeming to have noticed what passed, took leave and rode on with his friend.

Also, Darcy 1995 just freaking abandoned Bingley! That is very rude.

Does any of this matter? They are small changes but I would argue they are significant. Many people tell me that Mary was so in love with Mr. Collins, and her coming to Meryton and sharing a glance with Mr. Collins supports that theory. Darcy's strict sense of propriety is lost in these scenes, he's quite openly rude, even to Bingley! And Lydia is made worse than she is, she also insults Kitty:

Kitty asks if a bonnet will look good on her and Lydia replies:

Lydia never insults Kitty in the novel (though she does brag about her trip to Brighton). It's actually odd, since Kitty and Lydia are very close in the novel. 1995 makes their relationship more toxic than the book portrays.

Also, the actor playing Wickham was 38 during this mini? He looks his age here. Wickham is most likely 26 years old during the action of Pride & Prejudice.

But mostly, everyone tells me 1995 is SO accurate, but it does get important things wrong or different enough from the book that people remember them incorrectly. I just want to point out that this adaptation takes many liberties and isn't perfect. *ducks and runs away*

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The Nevers RP

currently searching for any & all canon and original characters for roleplay based on HBO's The Nevers

18 and up, please!

check this blog's pinned post for information & a link to the discord server

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Never having seen the 2005 Pride and Prejudice, we watched it tonight.

It appears in all my ravings of the book and the 1995 mini over the year, the following plot points missed Sean:

Who Wickham is.

That Darcy sabotaged Jane and Bingley.

That Darcy unfucks himself.

Y'all, he cried during the second proposal scene. He does not cry like I cry at movies. This is an achievement.

Many other achievements:

Having Collins having a sweet face and terrible haircut and just being LIKE that.

Collins coming up to Darcy from behind and being SO MUCH SMALLER.

Collins wanting to sit next to his wife. In his weird way, he's a dutiful husband.

CHARLOTTE I LOVE YOU.

That's it. They did right by my girl.

YOU TOO MARY.

I did not know that Donald Sutherland was Mr. Bennett, and my god, he's perfect. A layered performance with kindness, compassion, sarcasm, and a little bit of asshole. Who clearly has affection for his wife. Which I argue the lack of is a weakness in the 1995 mini.

And, Mrs. Bennett in this is much more layered in her approach to everything. Still a bit crass in all the ways and shown to be very unlike her husband in many ways, but not as...flittery as the 1995 version, if that makes sense.

Look, I love the 1995 mini, but the way the Bennetts were portrayed as Mr. Bennett hating his wife and Mrs. Bennett being constantly dizzy with the womanly concerns doesn't match the tone of the book at all, imho.

Bingley is a golden retriever, as it should be.

I love they were like, "We need the most ethereally beautiful person in the world to be Jane. Someone even more strikingly beautiful than Kiera Knightly." I assume Rosamund Pike just appeared from the heavens on gossamer wings.

The dancing scenes were beautiful.

I have many, many more thoughts, but that's good for now. It is an absolutely beautiful adaptation of an absolutely immortal story, and I love it so much.

WAIT ONE MORE: Lizzie's ruffle on the collar calling back to Darcy's neckcloths when they were having moments of connection; ESPECIALLY IN THE LETTER SCENE when Lizzie finds that Lydia has run away. They're both in black. She's got the white collar ruffle. No doubt Lizzie is certain that if she'd accepted Mr. Collins, Lydia would not have been allowed to go to Brighton because she would have secured the house for her sisters through her marriage. And Darcy, fearing another young girl being tricked by Wickham, feeling a duty to fix things because he could have stopped this by just being like, "THIS DUDE'S A CREEP."

Anyway, done now. (YES THE HAND FLEX I KNOW)

[unitedbydevils]

Match Review: Manchester United Women 2-0 Brighton and Hove Albion Women

At this point, we might as well just say Nikita Parris rather than United. The girl keeps scoring 😂

For all my criticism of Mark Skinner, the decision to move Parris central and keep Geyse out wide right is paying dividends - with the Liverpudlian doing her best for United and continuing a hot streak of form.

Two goals from the forward in the 9th and 64th minute gave United the win at Leigh Sports Village against a tricky Brighton side who, whilst lacking the same goal threat, still managed to test Mary Earps on a few occasions with difficult stops.

The win keeps United in touching distance of Arsenal in third, and Skinner will need to keep the wins coming in if we're to stay in any sort of Champions League position contest. A title race seems too far from here, especially with Chelsea so resolute. Sam Kerr missing hasn't dulled their potency at all, though perhaps Emma Hayes' departure has them all fired up for a big send off. It's a common motivator...

United travel to Eastleigh next Saturday to face Southampton in the FA Cup, but then it's an away visit to the Emirates on the 17th to face off with Arsenal - a must-win for United.

[bonesandthebees]

It's fine I perservere through everything bc I am just that cool

Also yeah, wtf has happened since I've been gone??? Like? Last I new was the Wilbur stuff and know there's talk of the French Union threatening to sue Quackity (I think? I'm a little confused on the whole thing)

oh god sammie you have missed. so much.

um. ok. nutshell summary. this is gonna be long. (tw: talks about more abuse and SA allegations being brought against other ccs)

other mcyt cc allegations after wilbur:

you know what happened with wilbur. after all the support shelby received, another streamer caitibugzz (another brighton cc) came forward with her own story about being sexually assaulted by a cc at vidcon while she was 18 and he was 26. she didn't name him but like with wilbur it didn't take long for people to figure out she was talking about georgenotfound. anyway, uh, that spiraled into a thing. george said a lot of shit, dream involved himself way too much, it was a mess.

immediately after that, punz's ex girlfriend, andi, came forward and discussed how toxic their relationship was and detailed a time they had sex while she was blackout drunk, which is SA. punz did respond insisting he didn't realize how drunk she was, it turned into a whole thing, andi's response basically boiled down to read both sides of the story and form your own opinion.

also then punz jumped in on whatever the hell was going on with dream and george with george's own allegations and discussed how in his entire friendship with dream he's felt very intimidated to speak out against him and often thought of him as a boss more than a friend. along with that he also brought up a point regarding his ex girlfriend andi, but I'm not going to go into too much detail on that because I don't believe andi wanted all that information to be made public and punz later deleted the posts.

at the same time another thing happened. another cc in the brighton group, lexie marie, had spoken out multiple times about how her ex was emotionally abusive to her and the day before wilbur posted his 'apology', she and shelby even did a whole stream together discussing abuse and their experiences. anyway, lexie's abuser was publicly named as wisp, so yeah he responded with an 'apology' of his own.

NOW AS FOR QSMP:

like a week or two after wilbur's 'apology' was posted, a former admin of one of the qsmp updates accounts came forward on twitter and discussed the terrible working conditions she and all the other admins have been having to deal with working for quackity studios. we learned that the updates accounts and the egg admins were unpaid, and were often pushed to pulling more hours or doing extra work they shouldn't have. this blew up in the community and quackity ended up doing a stream to say he basically has to do an entire restructure of the server because the finances for the server were being severely mishandled and he was under the impression most of these people were getting paid when they were not. (also, during this stream quackity made a quick aside to say that wilbur was going to be removed from the qsmp)

since then, more admins have left the team (agent 18, ramón's current admin) saying they haven't received communication and aren't sure what's going on.

one of the issues the initial whistleblower brought up was that pomme's admin had just recently been removed from the whitelist for the server and kicked from the discord server without being given much of an explanation. the french cc's all collectively said if pomme was not given back her role they would not continue on the server. today pomme's admin revealed herself and made a post saying she still hasn't received any communication with the team and is quitting entirely. dapper's admin resigned in solidarity with her.

then today quackity did another stream discussing how things are taking time because they have to work out a lot of internal legal issues and because it's legal stuff he can't give that many updates. he's also been hesitant to update people because he doesn't want to make false promises, as right now the qsmp does not have enough money to pay the egg admins and they won't return unless he finds funds for that because he's ending all unpaid positions. also, as people have left the project, some have been posting private screenshots from the qsmp discord or from communications with the qsmp team and quackity has said these leaks have been causing issues with the legal stuff they're dealing with, and also what's going on has been misconstrued as a result of these leaks, so that's another reason he's been keeping quiet about things. but he's determined to work this all out and to keep the qsmp going, but he completely understands if people don't want to stick with the project or if people who have worked with it wish to leave.

as far as the union goes, the initial whistleblower was a french admin for the updates account and so when she left the studio she contacted a french union about the unfair working conditions. the union has posted on twitter calling out quackity studios saying they're in violation of french labor laws and that if quackity refuses to communicate with them they will pursue legal action. except today we also learned from one of the union guys on twitter that they have not attempted to email him at all. they made their posts on twitter and said it's quackity's responsible to contact them. for the record, quackity deleted twitter a while ago so he's not on that platform right now. as you can see this raised some eyebrows.

so uh yeah. I'm missing a lot of details I know but I was trying to give as much of a summary as I could hitting all the major points. you have missed literally the most insane past few weeks.

[officalroyalsofpierreland]

Celebrate & Give: The PreWedding Charity Gala

Edinburgh, Scots

Ahead of their Wedding Day, HRH Prince Oliver, HIH Madame Hortense, their friends, family and other royal guests attend a charity gala at the Royal Mueseum of Art. The gala was hosted by the bride and groom's uncles: HIM Emperor David of Pierreland, HIH Prince Henri of Francesim, & HRH the Duke of Argyll. In lieu of gifts, the couple asked attendees to the wedding and joyus citizens to donate to Wounded Warrior Foundation, Royal Armed Forces Bereavement Fund, Let's Read Francesim, and The Mother & Infant Teaching Fund.

Arrival of the Families

HRH Prince Oliver of Scots & HIH Madame Hortense of Francesim

TM King Alexander & Queen Marie Christine of Scots

TIM Emperor Napoleon V & Empress Charlotte of Francesim @empiredesimparte

HIM Madame Mere

(L-R in the back) HRH Prince Magnus of Argyll, HRH The Duke & Duchess of Argyll, & HRH Prince Dominic of Argyll (Front) HRH Prince Andrew of Argyll

Back (L-R): Princess Amelie of Francesim, HIH Princess Olympia of Francesim, HIH Prince Henri of Francesim, HIH Princess Marianne of Francesim, HIH Princess Sophie of Francesim. Front: HIH Princess Armance of Francesim

TIM Queen Vivanna II & King Phillippe of the Ionian Union @funkyllama

(L-R): HIH Prince Henri of Pierreland, TIM Empress Katalina & Emperor David of Pierreland, and HIH Princess Maria Aisha of Pierreland

HIH Crown Prince Louis of Pierreland & HRH Princess Magdalena of Lunaria

Left: Their Highnesses the Grand Duke & Duchess of Bordeaux Right: Mrs Isabella Villa & Mr. Sebastian Villa

Guests

HM Queen Diana of Simdonia & HRH Prince Gerhard de Geloes @bridgeportbritt

HM Queen Anastasia of Carrington & HRH the Duke of Clois @royalhouseofcarrington

TM King Arnaut & Queen Lorraine of Uspana @nexility-sims

HM King Harrison of Brighton @covingtons

HM Queen Elizabeth of Trenton & HRH the Duke of Glassworth @trentonsimblr

(L-R): Mr. Ahmad Chambers, Miss Lucy Chu, Lady Evie MacPherson, Lord Callen MacGregor & Lord Rhys MacPherson

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wembley you are not ready for ona batlle, via ona’s ig, 16/4/23