#mary ashton

[confessions-heartland]

"I don't think they should do a flash forward spin off. I think they should do a spin off and go back to when Jack's dad died and Jack and Lyndy were settling into the ranch."

[heartlandtfln]

Jack Bartlett is available for hire! Have him DJ your next party!

(Disclaimer: Will only play his own songs or those of late wife, Lyndy Bartlett).

[mintywolf]

Bells Hells go a-wassailing.

✨ Happy Holidays! ✨

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Physical Fitness

[at the beach] Sonia Greene: oh howard this was such a lovely idea! Greene: a romantic seaside picnic and just the two of us! Greene: and we've got your favorite food right here - untoasted white bread! Greene: isn't this nice? HP Lovecraft: [sweats, stares at ocean] right sure

HP Lovecraft: Hey! Quit kicking sand in our faces! Sonia Greene: that man is the worst nuisance on the beach! Aleister Crowley: [grabbing Lovecraft] listen here, I'd smash your face, only you're so skinny you might dry up and blow away!

Crowley: [to greene, as he manhandles lovecraft] look babe, why don't you drop that zero and get with the hero Crowley: i'll show you how a real man kicks sand in people's faces! Crowley: THE GREAT BEAST!!! DO AS THOU WILLT!!!!

Lovecraft: The big bully! I'll get even some day! Greene: oh don't let it bother you, little boy Greene: i'll fix you up a nice big meal, put some meat on those bones Lovecraft: and that'll help me build muscle? Greene: [sweats] um muscle? um sure yeah muscle

Poe: howard, you need to stop letting aleister pick on you Lovecraft: but he's twice my size! he's all buff cuz of all the mountain climbing! Poe: you could start working out? Lovecraft: you mean physical labor? Lovecraft: sport?! Lovecraft: [sweats] like a common cornishman?!?

Poe: you should try it Poe: a good regimen of rowing and swimming helped me build mass Barker: oh come on edgar Poe: no really! Poe: [removes shirt, revealing he is super swole] Barker: Barker: oh right Barker: right i forgot about that

Mary Shelley: listen up nerd you don't need exercise Shelley: what you need is one of these [flips switchblade] Poe: oh come on mary, what if he gets attacked when he doesn't have knife on him? Shelley: dunno, that's never come up

Shelley: next time aleister gives you shit, you give him one of these [pantomimes shivving] Poe: mary, violence never solved anything Shelley: it does if you're good at it Poe: Barker: ah ha ha she's got you there edgar

Lovecraft: Darn it! I'm sick and tired of being a scarecrow! William Hope Hodgson says he can give me a real body. all right! i'll gamble a stamp and get his free book Lovecraft: i'll just not eat this week to afford the stamp

William Hope Hodgson: are you "fed up" with seeing the huskies walk off with the best of everything? Hodgson: sick and tired of being soft, frail, skinny or flabby? Hodgson: i know because i myself was once a puny 97 pound "runt" Hodgson: today, I am two separate gorillas

Hodgson: give me 5 weeks and my body building plan will turn YOU into the bronzed adonis you were meant to be Hodgson: through a dynamic combination of cardiovascular training, lifting big kegs, and standing in the desert while getting your balls tanned by an ultraviolet machine

Lovecraft: wow, how's you get so buff?? Hodgson: from constant brawling during my navy days Lovecraft: w-wait Lovecraft: you're a sailor?? Hodgson: yeah you should know from my popular lecture series about how much the navy fuckin sucks ass Lovecraft: [sweats]

Hodgson: ugh, i tell you Hodgson: it's just impossible to pay the bills with pseudoscience fitness programs catering to mens' insecurities Hodgson: i'm gonna pivot to weird fiction instead Hodgson: that's where the big money is

Hodgson: what if a bunch of pig men attacked a big house Smith: [on phone] hey clark ashton? it's me! your cousin! marvin smith! Smith: you know that new horror genre you're been looking for? Smith: well, listen to this! [aims phone at hodgson]

[soffecoeur]

Team Canada tries to same arm same leg run

[poulin-29]

Emma Maltais; thank you

[jpgcore]

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[the-physicality]

emma maltais and ashton bell get ready for the pwhl draft feat. marie-philip poulin

[personinthepalace]

I finished listening to My Contrary Mary earlier today, and I was absolutely delighted that some of our favorite My Lady Jane characters made appearances!

My Contrary Mary by Cynthia Hand, Brodi Ashton, and Jodi Meadows

[thebisexualteen]

Wow new idea about more illnesses

Tho this one would be discovered now

TW: Illness, Injections, Pills and Medicine are mentioned

I mean I would put the symptoms but I only have a few for now so later

Is it severe?

-Yes if it's not treated correctly, and if not treated correctly, then it's possible u could die

Any cures?

-No known cures

Can it spread?

-Yes if it's not treated correctly

Need injections, Pills or medicine needed?

-No to injections and pills, yes to medicine(2 times a day)

"The Illness was recently discovered. It is known to be spreading rapidly since it was discovered. There have only been reports of 10 deaths from an unknown sickness.

The sickness is known to be affected by people who's getting severe headaches, etc.

Local doctors say that anyone who is currently sick, should be sent to the hospital just incase they have been affected or not and use treatments if the results come out as an positive.

According to doctors, it is known that if u don't correctly treat someone with this sickness, it's an high chance they'll spread the sickness around and in a few days later, they could die"(I think I accidentally became an news reporter help)

The illness doesn't really affect babies or toddlers, unless the affected person isn't treated correctly(50% chance the baby or toddler gets affected if someone isn't treated)

Things to do if someone is affected by this

-Medicine 2× a day

-People with an illness(*Coughs* the one with pills and injections) needs different medication(Which means they need stronger medicine)

-Cold towel around their arm or head

-Let them rest for a while

-Let the affected person wear masks if y'all are going somewhere

-Etc cause I had more then forgot 'bout it

*Sighs* It's still not f-king done

Crescent since your kids wake up earlier then the others legit tell them to not wake up so early or let them sleep with u

Also tell them to take an break from posting on Social Media alot.

Dear Crescent, stop sending your other kids to school for them to come home with a bunch of homework that could affect the sickness more and more

I'm telling more later my hand needs a break from typing

@insanelyadd

*Takes the kids out of the pit of trauma and throws in an Collector OC*(U'll see them soon)

[confessions-heartland]

“I think that Jack talks about dead Lyndy too much.“

[cringefaecompilation]

wait, was the "nepo baby" joke ever used on fearne as like, a genuine criticism or character hate towards her? i'm pretty sure it was all jokes/sarcasm and not somebody actually complaining about her having an evil fairy lord dad and "benefiting from it"? i'm only asking this now because i know i remember there was a slight pushback with people saying "oh yeah? WELL SO'S IMOGEN CAUSE HER MOM IS LUDINUS' RIGHT HAND WOMAN!" even though again calling her that only makes sense if it's a joke/sarcasm even moreso than fearne because fearne's aforementioned evil dad is a classist shitcunt towards liliana for being a farmer.

[bringbackmyteenageyears]

[autumnrose11]

“That’s what I love about reading: one tiny thing will interest you in a book, and that tiny thing will lead you onto another book, and another bit there will lead you onto a third book. It’s geometrically progressive — all with no end in sight, and for no other reason than sheer enjoyment.”

~ Juliet Ashton

The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society

[soffecoeur]

Emma Maltais, Emily Clark, Jaime Bourbonnais and Ashton Bell at Marie Philip Poulin & Laura Stacey's wedding