#marvel Thor

[rabbitlost]

As someone who's read the Avengers, this is true, except Rick being normal. That is a lie. Compared to the others, he's seams normal, but he's not. That boy is insane.

[mcuthoraction]

Summary:

Weapon after weapon. Thor outgrew them all. The power of these visions that Thor was having… they could not possibly be excused as the bad dreams of a small child. Odin did not wish for this burden to be upon his son. Not at all. So, he gathered the strongest weapons he could, giving them as Thor could handle them. OR: Thor's prophetic abilities reveal themselves once Mjolnir is burst by Hela. This may affect a few things...

Fic written by @mayonaisie for the Thor Gotcha for Gaza for the prompt: Post ragnarok Seer!thor au where baby thor is haunted by visions until Odin binds his powers/stops them from happening with mjolnir, but they come back when mjolnir is destroyed.

[ghostly-lee]

For @/saries27 on IG

💚Thor keeps his brother company in his lonely tree 🥹 That is such a lovely idea I love it 🥹💚

[karmaspidr]

Hela: Give up, brother! You and your pathetic Avengers have failed. Kneel now and I will grant you a quick death.

Thor: Muttering and not paying attention

Hela: Are you even listening?!

Thor: ...and shall therefore possess, for a limited time only, the power... of THOR!!!

Gold lightning shoots out and strikes the Avengers. They stand, fully healed and with the power gifted to them dancing across their bodies.

Clint: Oh I can get used to this.

Tony: Power at 10,000%. Not bad.

Natasha: Let's see her shrug this off.

Hulk: Hehe. It tingles.

Steve: What's the plan, Thor?

Thor: Avengers...

Hela: ...fuck.

Thor: Assemble!!!

[magpie-murder]

it'd be wild if they gave asgard's citizens phones in marvel i bet they'd have the best drama

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👴🏻 is-odin-dead-yet

No.

#date: 2023/11/23 #when will he croak #i've been running this blog for centuries #frigga for allfather #kick the bucket already i'm getting bored of posting here

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⛈️ god-of-thunder

I come to Tumblr with a regretful update. As you may know, my family and our fiercest warriors have been traveling between realms in search of our stolen relics.

While attempting to recover one, my brother lost his life in battle while protecting us. He shielded me with his body. My brother died a hero.

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

May he reach Folkvangr. My deepest condolences. But I thought Baldur was impervious to all harm...?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

It was Loki. :( I'm devastated.

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

Oh.

🐍 magic-theatre

is that all you can muster? "oh." you thought i was dead, and that's it? that's all you have? what do you mean by that? let's talk. :)

⛈️ god-of-thunder

You're alive? Where are you?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

Wait, what happened to @einherjarl? He deactivated?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

Loki?

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🎨 bragis-apprentice

Just finished custom making this handle

#metalwork #artists on tumblr #double sided axe #my art

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⚔️ aesir-warrior-tournament

⚡️LIGHTNING ROUND⚡️

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

?

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

Lady Sif is not one of The Warriors Three. It says it in the name. There are three of them. Not four.

Correct this.

✨️ the-dashingest

I voted for Sif.

🪓 valiant-festivals

I voted for Sif.

🔺️ grim-warrior

I voted for Sif.

✨️ the-dashingest

Wait, Hogun? But you didn't tell us you had a phone?

🔺️ grim-warrior

I don't.

#lady sif propaganda #lightning round #poll reblog #only one more round after this! #i'm so glad lady sif doesn't have tumblr lol #i hope you guys dont mind that a mortal is running this blog btw #i really didnt expect any of you to see this 😬 #and srry for the reblog spam #also hogun lol

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🐍 magic-theatre

i see your thirst edits, you sick freaks.

#start tagging me in them #and/or sending them to me

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⛵️ modern-technologist Follow

umm i'm in ohio to visit my parents and there's like. um . a giant wolf running alongside my car? i'd call animal control but this thing is ginormous and i don't think that would do anything.

it doesnt have a leash or anything (obv its bigger than my car) but it's covered in chains. what do i do??

@identifying-d𝚘gs-in-posts ??

🐕 identifying-dogs-in-posts Follow

Fenrir Lokison?

#😨

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✨️ the-dashingest

I really don't think Loki is that bad. Sure, he's had a rocky history, but I don't think he's done anything worthy of scorn. Besides, hasn't he just died and come back or something like that, anyway? He has a blank slate, in my book.

#is it just me? #i hear people saying we should banish or kill him #i find that idea preposterous #he's just misunderstood

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einherjarl-deactivated20231120

I'm not going to @ them, but ugh... Someone I'm acquainted with just died in battle, and honestly? I'm so relieved. Is that terrible? Don't answer that, I know that it is. I'll probably delete this in a few hours.

🐍 magic-theatre

that's what you get for vagueing.

cowards don't go to valhalla.

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#alchemists on tumblr #all natural potions #freelance potion seller #potion grinds #handmade potions #potionmaker #potion seller #invisibility potion #wyvern tooth #einar has competition #stay hustling 💪 #please check out my shop link i worked really hard on it #:) #:))

[satin-polar]

People worthy of lifting Thor's Hammer

100% percent:

Maybe:

Never:

They will. And it will blow your mind:

Thor's face for complition:

[unrivalled-asks]

We asked Loki and Thor how the Timestream battles were going:

[lindanovsky]

chill guy thor 🎀

[sakkemix]

I love men, can you believe that? ☺️

☕ Ko-fi

[yells-of-the-not-so-danged]

[sanyu-thewitch05]

She’s an icon, she’s a legend, and she is the moment.

[mcuthoraction]

I hope you enjoy this!

Art by a wonderful anonymous creator for @theofreakingbell's prompt: "from an old post of my brodinsons sickfic ideas, 'Thor always being warm and Loki seeking him out when he's got chills cause it's as good as an electric blanket (that also gives you hugs)'"

Thank you for donating! Prompt submissions for the Thor Gotcha For Gaza are open!! 🌱

[uniiiqueart]

I've had this one saved in my procreate files for AGES now and honestly forgot how nice it was...

Their sibling bond means the world to me. 🥺 I wish they could've been happy...

[llamaisllama777]

Here are some funny comic panels I found online...

I love comics 🤣

[theultimatejackoff]

ROUND 9 L BRACKET 2

our first contenders of round two areee

CHRIS KRATT VS CHRIS HEMSWORTH!

Chris Kratt is known for his work on children shows and animal conservation!

Chris Hemsworth has become iconic in his role as Thor in the marvel cinematic universe, and also keeps being voted as the hottest guy in America or something idk I'm gay

[magpie-murder]

marvel (mostly asgard) dashboard simulator part 2

also i said this in the tags on the first post but i know this is ooc, it's just for shits and giggles

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📦 markets-merchants Follow

Just saw this... Hey @g𝚘d-of-thunder, are you okay?

🪐 aesir-patriotism Follow

Not every thunderstorm is because Thor is upset.

⛈️ god-of-thunder

Some are because I'm excited.

#i'm doing okay

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🪐 aesir-patriotism Follow

I can't believe that I have to say this, but the @is-odin-dead-yet blog is so disrespectful. He gave his eye to have the knowledge to protect us, and this is how you treat him? By counting down to his death, for centuries? Get a hobby

🧝🏻‍♀️ amora-enchantricks

This you OP?

🪐 aesir-patriotism Follow

So? What about it?

👴🏻 is-odin-dead-yet

K

🪐 aesir-patriotism

Stop

🔮 alchemist-aura Follow

U

🌌 billykaplan666 Follow

N

🪐 aesir-patriotism

Stop. I'm serious. It's NOT FUNNY

🐍 magic-theatre

G

# yes it is.

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✨️ the-dashingest

What's a DILF?

✨️ the-dashingest

Just read the replies. Thank you for the explanation. I think I love mortals

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🌈 all-seeing-eye

It's useless to ask me for the URL of Prince Loki's secret blog. I may see all, but it is a secret held by a prince, and thus would be treason for me to reveal it.

🐍 magic-theatre

heimdall, this is FASCINATING. i love that this counts as a royal secret.

🌈 all-seeing-eye

I do not.

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⚔️ aesir-warrior-tournament

FINAL ROUND

⛈️ god-of-thunder

I won't choose.

🔮 alchemist-aura Follow

i can't believe you're pitting two bad bitches against each other

🪓 valiant-festivals

Baldur is part of the royal family, impervious to harm, as well as kind, brave, caring, just, and true. Vote for Sif!

✨️ the-dashingest

She's not even going to care if she wins, but I'm voting for her anyway.

#lady sif propaganda #friendship is magic

🔮 alchemist-aura Follow

just found out from a friend that a lot of mortals see ravens as a bad omen and a sign of death instead of wisdom lol. maybe the reason odin doesn't want anything to do with midgard is because they don't like his creepy little bird spies

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prince loki just silent reblogged this?

#huginn and muninn slander

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🐍 magic-theatre

🐍 magic-theatre

oh come on. it's only been up for half an hour and they already censored the post?

🧝🏻‍♀️ amora-enchantricks

Don't let them silence you. Post it again.