#marvel / mcu reference

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Obsessed with the fact that the spideypool dynamic can be watered down to “miss you pookie bear” “oh lord” mindset

[soliloquent-stark]

it takes every ounce of strength tony has, but somehow, he manages to resist homewrecker steve's seduction when he shows up at his house.

alas, tony is only human; the next day, he decides to give the debauchery plan a try himself.

dedicated to @meidui for saying 'tony is the kind of man you put on a slutty little leather jacket for and show up at his lakehouse and first you wreck that old man's marriage and then you wreck his bedsheets' and @frankthesnek for saying that tony copying steve's outfit is a form of courtship. 💗

[thewrittenpodcast]

Peter: dad-

Tony: ummm

Peter: ummm

Tony: does this mean I have to start parenting properly

Peter:

Peter: no don't worry you're not a regular mom you're a cool mom

Tony:

Peter:

Tony: did you just quote mean girls at me

[villainboygirl]

Casey listening the same tape of Steven Grant😍

[ironspidersblog]

Before you do anything ask yourself, is this what Tony stark would do? And if it is, then don’t. And then ask yourself, is this what Tony stark wouldn’t do? And if it is, then don’t. There’s a tiny grey area, that’s where you wanna be

[isagrimorie]

Agatha All Along 1x04 - If I Can't Reach You / Let My Song Teach You

"Hmm... I didn't think you had it in you."

Agatha noticed something here and the show will return to this moment. Agatha is intelligent and, when she's not distracted, very observant. She is also knowledgeable about witchcraft and (spelled as it is in the show) magick.

She is (was?) a Big Bad. She knows how things work and a possible trap will bite back.

[skullfuckingtastic]

since you guys loved the first one so much (i may color and clean this(i like it)) i also might remove logans leg here idk maybe

[floilee]

Now I know why she didn't shoot that arrow

[marvel-lous-guy]

*on a mission*

Tony: has anyone told you today that you're doing a good job?

Steve: No

Tony: think about that

Tony: Hey Peter, has anyone told you you're doing a good job today?

Peter: *nervous* ...no

Tony: Why the hell not!? Everyone, tell Peter how great he's doing!

Bucky: ...uhhh is Stark serious?

Tony: Yes he is.

[dovelywind]

P + G Vol. 3 (spoilers ahead) ✧･ﾟ: *✧

ꕥ| Peter Quill & Gamora — GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3

…I’m still not who you want me to be.

I know. But who you are ain’t so bad.

[guruan]

Ah, yeah, the giftshopist

Open for bonus versions:

I just couldn't decide who would be funnier for this, if a happy Steven photo vs his face of not having a good night of sleep in days- OR Marc scowl ™️

...

And then @justashamwithwastedpotential thought it could also be funny if it happened one right after the other 😂

So there you go, three versions of the same joke, I'm terrible at picking 😂

[remvivity]

Alexa, play Kesha's whole discography, thanks

Made my own references because I am!! Sick!! And tired of collecting a hodgepodge of images!!

[xia0ming56]

IM ALIVEEEEE!!!!

Hi guys im not dead i hav js had a vv chaotic july might b slower on posting now cos of uni tho but thx for sticking around :,))

[themarysuep]

I find it kinda funny that Carol calls Kamala's mom Mrs Khan, and we see Muneeba call her Carol when they discuss the plate. Carol is definitely older than Kamala's parents even if Kamala's mom had her at like 40.

I see them finding out Carol's age much later in a super casual conversation.

Muneeba would just be like how old are you, beta? 25?

.... Uhh 62 this year actually

And then they proceed to still call Carol beta lol.

And I absolutely think that the Khan's do not pay attention when Kamala talks about the Avengers so they have no idea.

[natandwandaseries]

Natasha: You are benched!

Yelena, fishing through wallet: One second

Nat: what could you be looking for?

Yelena: Here!

Nat: Is this an Uno reverse card?

Yelena: Yes, now you are benched, not me

Nat: You have a broken leg! And do you just keep that in your wallet all the time?

Yelena: also a “get out of jail free card”

Nat: that wouldn’t work.

Yelena, pulls out card and hands it to Nat

Nat: This is a card from Monopoly that has “I can do what I want” written in pen. I hardly think that would work.

Yelena: Turn it over.

Nat: You put my phone number?!

Yelena: You are technically a lawyer too

[flowerbitz]