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hey crimson!! can you tell me something sweet that kento has done for you lately 🥹🩷
ps. happy sunday! hope you’re having a good day!
Hi Mimmy!!!! ♡ i answered this late and it’s not Sunday anymore but!! I think I did have a decent sunday lol I hope you’re having a great day too!!!! ♡ ♡
Something sweet I keep fantasizing about Kento doing for me and bringing me some pan dulces as a surprise 🥺 I’ve been craving them for a while lol. Also bringing me some tamales. Maybe some mole too 🤤 Any Mexican food tbh bc I’ve been craving it like crazy lately lmao. He’s bringing me a whole Mexican feast bc he knows I’ve been craving it, and he wants to try it too! Wants to know my culture’s food hehehe ♡ he’s just pampering me with food and cooking it all himself too bc he cooks it with love 🥺 the most important ingredient hehehe 🤭 i may also just be really hungry LMAO!
#he’d cook all so well too 😔💛#marrying him for that#and he’ll say ‘we’re already married’#and I’m like ‘yeah! but I wanna do it again 🙄 bc you’re just that amazing!!’#and he’ll laugh and kiss me hehehehehe (。+・`ω・´)#I want him to cook for me so bad….#that’s the sweet thing he’s done for me lately#cook me food#💞💛🫔🇲🇽🌯#crimsonkenjii answers#selfship shenanigans
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conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride
#and all his parents were dead at that point so no need to ask for their blessings#QUICK MARRY HIM WHILE HIS INSANE FAMILY IS DISTRACTED OR DEAD#like take the win when it’s handed to you#red robin#batman#tim drake#dc#robin#timkon#conner kent#superboy
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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Newlyweds 💕
#I'm a fraud - I'm planning on marrying alex this playthrough 💀#but he still cute tho!!1! orz#farmer got him the froggy slippers as wedding present#stardew valley#sdv#sdv sebastian#stardew sebastian#sdv fanart#o0kawaii0o
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the doctor on their way to steal your heart
#drew this on a bumpy train ride with an old lady sitting next to me watching the whole thing#pretty sure she also fell in love with ncuti gatwa#have I mentioned that I'm completely whipped for him?#my brain has been nothing but ncuti gatwa and the 15th doctor these past few weeks#gonna pull a rogue and propose the second I ever run into him#the lesbian urge of wanting to marry ncuti gatwa#anyways#doctor who#doctor who fanart#DW#dw fanart#ncuti gatwa#15th doctor#15th#15th doctor fanart#my art#digital art#my doctor who fanart
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Percy: This seems dangerous.
Grover: Oh, the animals will be totally fine, I have them a Satyr’s blessing, so they’ll reach the wilderness safely—
Percy: I meant for the people
Grover: Oh.
Grover not giving a thought or a fuck about the safety of the humans who destroyed nature is actually peak characterization and I absolutely love it
#homeboy is 24 and carting around the old married couple that is 12 year old percabeth#I love it when he gets badass#humans suck save the animals#I would die for him actually#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#pjo series#pjo tv show#grover underwood#Percy Jackson and the olympians
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#putting this here in case anyone decides to go looking for more info about my particular guy here#1) soccer player 2) gay 3) started for italy met and got engaged to his future husband while there and adopted a girl#4) ends up spending the rest of his life in germany bc he got traded but he WAS able to get gay married there#because it's legal in germany and not italy. ENGAGED FOR LIKE 15 YEARS BTW!!!!!#5) husband dies at 110 and then my guy dies 7 years later also at the age of 110#6) I don't want to start a new life in the game because I played as him for hours and don't have the heart to wipe the slate clean#yusuf yacob you will always be famous. to me. sorry for making your penis injury gain interest#and sorry your mother died after being charged by a hippo
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I love that the doctors choice in friends is brilliant, kind, will sacrifice themselves for the universe, compassionate to a fault, and his type in romantic partners is I carry a GUN and am INSANE and have committed untold WAR CRIMES
#the doctor#doctor who#good for him#the only reason he didn’t go off with lady Christina in planet of the dead is because he knew they’d get married#the rouge#river song
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#hes so dad coded
#911#911 abc#911 spoilers#911edit#8.05#bobby nash#bobbynashedit#gifs#mine#Bobby was in his element having a time with the kiddos#hes such a dorky dad vibes i love him#that's the man Athena married alsdkfjksdf#i need to see him having play dates with Jee Denny and Mara#like imagine the chaotic goodness it would ensue.....yeah I NEED it
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this is so stupid but here’s a little comic i made for a little bingo au me and @twisted-tales-told came up with a few weeks ago. pretty much just the idea that jason needed a cover at some point and stumbled in on bingo night and was quickly adopted by the little old ladies there. now he plays every friday and has beef with dora and gets sent home with banana bread :) clara is trying to set him up with her grandson and all of her problems with her land lord have mysteriously been solved :))
being involved in his community is very important to jason and he loves seeing them host community events bc it feels like his home is healing
bonus: none of the bats have the faintest idea what Jason does in his spare time aside from babs and dick is so butthurt he wasn’t invited (not pictured: nightwing outside the bingo hall window looking in look a kicked puppy while jason flips him off)
(this is my first comic pls be nice it’s just a sketch)
#jason loves his little old ladies and they love him too#they all want him to marry their grandkids#completely unrelated but red hood has started taking care of any issues that get mentioned at bingo 🙃#jason todd#jason todd fanart#my art <3#batfam#dick grayson#tim drake#bruce wayne#stephanie brown#batman#batman fanart
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brief.
early access + nsfw on patreon monster!AU masterpost
#this section is called brief for ironic reasons because it is in fact very long <3#it only took us over 50 chapters to get here but here's your introduction to your main 'villains'#ale isn't usually this frowny but valeria brings out the worst in him#also ale and rudy are an established couple in this au#they have heavy married-for-decades domestic bliss vibes#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#captain john price#kyle gaz garrick#rodolfo rudy parra#alejandro vargas#phillip graves#valeria garza#cod mw2#ghostsoap#monster 141 au#giragi art
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many centuries down the line they can manage to have a civil enough family game night.
#cult of the lamb#narilamb#Leshy carved losers corner above lambs bed many games ago and they think it’s too funny to fix#Anyway lamb does eventually marry narinder but after a good while of tormenting him on who to choose for marriage#I think at one point narinder starts dragging suitors into the battle pit#And says only someone who can beat him is good enough for lamb yayyy#This comic came out pretty clumsy but I’m just glad it’s done#cotl art
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thinking of ex-husband!sylus
ex-husband!sylus who was sickeningly generous during divorce proceedings. he had his lawyer agree to each one of your requests without batting any eye.
ex-husband!sylus who still remembers your anniversary. he sends over expensive gifts, tokens of his affection, hoping to win you back.
ex-husband!sylus who visits every month on his obnoxiously loud bike so the entire neighborhood knows that he's back.
ex-husband!sylus who brings along his pet crow, and then gets jealous when it cozies up with you.
ex-husband!sylus who has luke and kieran spy on you when you go out on dates.
ex-husband!sylus who acts like he doesn’t know why your dates have been ruined by unforeseen misfortunes (he pays luke and kieran extra if they manage to sabotage the date).
ex-husband!sylus who sees red when you manage to bring a man home, despite all of his interferences.
ex-husband!sylus who still has a spare key and waits inside for you to get home with that pathetic date of yours.
ex-husband!sylus who pulls you into the filthiest kiss, tongue and all, in front of your poor date who watches with wide eyes.
ex-husband!sylus who knows you miss him when you go limp in his arms and respond to his kiss just as eagerly.
ex-husband!sylus who knows how desperately you try to push him away, and yet will always come back to him.
ex-husband!sylus who is so riled up that he has to take you right then and there, up against the front door.
“w-wait,” you gasp out, feeling his lips suck harsh marks against your neck as he hauls you up into his arms.
“i've waited long enough,” he hisses, bunching your dress up at your hips as he rips your pretty, lacy panties off. he can't believe you'd wear such cute panties for another man.
you scrabble at his shoulders, trying to stay stable with the way you’re held against the front door whilst your ex-husband fumbles with his belt.
sylus pushes his cock into you roughly, his head falling against your shoulder when he feels the dizzying wet heat of your cunt. he’s finally back home.
the front door shakes with every thrust he delivers to your poor pussy and you quake in his arms, his movements tearing loud moans and whines from your throat.
you find yourself kissing your ex-husband desperately, hands in his hair and legs locked around his waist.
it's messy, rough and your breath hitches when you see his shirt shift, exposing the necklace around his neck. your wedding rings hang from it.
sylus grins at you, gripping your cheeks to hold your head still.
“i love you,” he says gruffly, kissing you over and over again until you wail and kick your legs out at the force of your orgasm.
he groans, his grip on you faltering as he comes at the same time, thick cum spilling inside of you.
you feel yourself slide down the door, legs too weak to hold yourself up until sylus catches you by the waist and tugs you close to him.
it’s not hard to see the adoration in his eyes when he cleans you up and pulls you into bed.
he lands soft kisses against your cheek, presses his forehead against yours and whispers his vows from years ago.
there's tears staining your cheeks when he slides your wedding ring onto your finger again, pulling you into a tender kiss.
sylus promises himself he’ll never let you go again, no matter what.
because he knows you’re his.
his precious darling.
#sylus smut#sylus#sylus x reader#love and deepspace#love and deepspace sylus#lnd sylus#lnd smut#sylus qin#ex-husband!sylus#i want to marry him#this was purely self indulgent
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Ren turning to Martyn and asking him if they got married in third life when the bot quizzed them about it and Martyn saying “Well I did cut your head off” as if that’s their version of a wedding ceremony ohh god I hate them so much
#and Scott saying that him and Jimmy never seriously got married….#…like he wasn’t devastated when he died and built an entire grave for his husband#like ok non chalant king#life series#treebark#they make me sick#wild life spoilers#wild life#wild life smp#flower husbands#smajor1995#scott smajor#dangthatsalongname#traffic life series#renwood#rendog#martyn inthelittlewood#inthelittlewood#trafficblr#renchanting
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To me it’s the fact that Steve assumed Robin had a license but still woke up 3 hours before his work shift to drive her to school everyday.
That is not a plot hole everybody, that is just the kind of person Steve Harrington is.
#you dont understand#what a great friend Steve is#this is the main reason why I don’t want his story to revolve again around Nancy#it’s him and Robin and they have the greatest friendship in the show#these two mf will get married and live together and it’s going to be 10000% platonic#if you look up platonic soulmates in the dictionary SBAM just pictures of Stobin#Im done bye#steve harrington#platonic stobin#robin buckley#stranger things
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Do you think of me?
#I am not ready to witness these two longing for each other in season 2 it's gonna ruin me#stede writing love letters to ed while on his way to win him back#and ed stealing the wedding toppers and imagining marrying stede during quiet and vulnerable hours#yeah I'm very much not ready#these two are my favorite thing in the world#our flag means death#our flag means death fanart#our flag means death 2#gay pirates#ofmd#ofmd 2#stede bonnet#edward teach#ofmd fanart#ofmd 2 fanart#david jenkins#rhys darby#taika waititi#my art#fanart
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