#married headcannons

[ethnicallymoral]

Vander was playing fuck, marry, kill.

[multifariousqueer]

can you write miles 42 having readers bank account, card ALL that on his phone and gets mad if she purchases shi with money he didint give her. its really crazy but its miles 42....what do you expect??? hehe

Sure love!!!

A/n: y’all I love you so much but I need you guys to start requesting regular miles fanfic pls. Although 42 miles owns my 🩷

It was just a simple necklace. It was the Vivienne Westwood necklace that you saw everyone around you wearing and wanted so badly. You knew Miles would get it for you in a heartbeat but a part of you wanted to get it for yourself. It had been a long, stressful semester but you struggled through it all and got to a point where ou were passing with A’s and B’s. Coincidentally, you had gotten a job at Starbucks after months of applying and you had about $1000 saved up of your own money that you were waiting to spend on something special. That was, until that “something special” came along in the form of Miles.

You never knew what he did but you knew he was making 8x your salary in a month. It seemed like anything you wanted, you got when you were with Miles; shoes, clothes, books, makeup any and everything you wanted, it was yours in a matter of days. It’s worth mentioning that Miles is extremely overprotective and wants to know everything about what you’re doing and buying because he loves you and cares about your habits.

Even on Miles’s birthday when you dipped into your savings to get him the latest Jordan’s, he was furious that you had to use your own money:

“Damn Ma, these are valid. How much were they?”

“Oh don’t worry about it” you said

“I said, how much were they.” His eyes narrowing in on you because he knew how much they were because he was gonna buy them 2 weeks ago but decided not to.

“$500. I’ve been saving for them for you, baby. It’s all good” you tried to assure him

“Aight. thank you.” He said, pulling you close to him, the scent of the Dior Sauvage cologne you also bought him, filling your nostrils

But deep down you knew he was pissed off and mad that you spent your own money, so after a long talk about how he should be able to keep tabs on you and keep you safe, you gave him your Apple Pay and banking info for emergencies only but of course it’s Miles and being the overprotective boyfriend he is, he checks it everyday for any “extravagant purchases” made by you or someone else.

Of course he isn’t crazy, he set a $25 limit for you before he steps in and asks what’s up. Once, you were at a mall with your friend and found the cutest shirt at Urban Outfitters and decided to buy it. The price tag read $50 but you went ahead and got it; the same happened at Bath and Body Works and Tilly’s and as you made your way to the bathroom, you got a text from Miles:

Miles: did someone take your card?

You: no why??

Miles: why’d you spend $150 in an hour??

You: I’m at the mall

Miles: so? I pay for your shit

You: dawg it’s $150. It’s not that deep 💀

Miles: I ain’t yo “dawg” and yes it is when Yk I buy you shit

You: you aren’t my sugar daddy

Miles: I basically am atp. I’m sending you $1000, buy something cute

You contemplated leaving him on seen but you remembered how he hates that so you replied:

You: Okay

You had saved up enough to get the necklace and when you got it, you were ecstatic. You thought about all of the possible outfit combos and how good it will look against your brown skin but your thoughts were interrupted by a certain someone:

Miles: what’d I tell you, Mami?

You: ?

Miles: don’t play dumb, yk I would’ve bought you that necklace in a heartbeat but instead you wanted to be miss independent and buy it yourself. I guess since you’re so independent, I’ll stop sending you that $1000 every week. How about that?

You: ok

Miles: ?

You: we can discuss this when I get home

Miles: K

You: k

It was a long ride home but eventually you accepted that Miles was gonna rip your head off and there wasn’t anything you could do about it.

When you got home, he had three of the necklaces, two huge teddy bears, a bouquet of your favorite flowers and the newest pair of Jordan’s waiting for you:

“What’s all this?” You smiled and asked

“I told you I’ll pay for your shit, y/n” miles said, with a small smirk on his face

[fireflyinks]

we need more soft hamzah!!!!!!!!!!

soft!hamzah headcannons

a/n : okay so by “soft!hamzah” i mean that he is absolutely down bad for you, is literally so sweet and just has a soft spot for you in general! tysm for requesting, love you guys sm 🫀 also i am currently writing this at 2:00 am so if there are any errors I AM SORRY my sleep schedule is so beyond repair, much love

contains : fluff, no smut, me being down bad

- okay so soft!hamzah is so AHSHBDKENDHDBS i like im actually so down bad

- i’m imagining him literally screaming at martin over some game and then the moment you say a word to him he is suddenly so sweet

- “martin, hold on, yes sweetheart?”

- he literally melts the moment you touch him

- do NOT cuddle this man unless you’re okay with him being on top of you and basically suffocating you

- sitting in his lap while he edits / plays games (thinking about my last fic 🫠)

- he loves to run his fingers through your hair and play with it absentmindedly. he also learned to braid just so he could do it when he gets bored

- imagine him watching a ten minute braiding tutorial and being LAZER FOCUSED LMAO

- NICKNAMES AHHH, like i said earlier probably sweetheart, love, baby, babe, princess, and anything else he can come up with or he knows you like

- he’s not big on pda in public just because that’s not the type of person he is, but if you’re feeling overwhelmed or shy, you cling onto his arm for dear life

- he loves baking with you and making a mess. by the time the food’s done you are both covered in ingredients

- he loves making tiktoks with you (yall definitely lip-synced promiscuous) AND the “intertwined, sewn together” trend with the bracelets 🤭

- SPEAKING OF BRACELETS if you make this man a bracelet he will wear it forever. i mean FOREVER. that thing is crusting on his wrist till the end of time.

- this goes for anything you make for him / give him, and he takes care of it like it’s his most prized possession (because it’s lowkey is). like yes he has the succulent you randomly bought him on his desk, and YES he researched how often he should water it and how much sunlight it needs. that thing is his baby.

- hamzah literally folds when you play with his curls, to the point that it’s part of you nightly routine. shower, pajamas, skin care, run your fingers through hamzah’s hair until he falls asleep

- invites you on the podcast all the time!!! if you’re shy he’ll make sure you’re comfortable and help you make conversation 😋

- PRINCESS TREATMENT, he will literally kneel down in front of you to tie your shoes the moment he notices they’re untied. at this point he notices faster than you do

- “hold on, i wouldn’t want my princess to trip”

- he’s the best person to vent to, imagine sitting on his lap and him wiping your tears while you tell him about your bad day :( he is ENGAGED too, like if you complain about your coworker they are suddenly dead to him

- i love soft!hamzah sm :(((

[little2nerdy]

i think andrew would do those solve a crime mystery boxes, i hc he loves puzzles so it would be perfect for his little criminology major brain

[awesomeopossumpng]

Another WinterIron HeadCannon

Tony: Sometimes Bucky speaks in another language when he's mad at me, and I don't know what he's saying

Bucky: Te amo con todo mi corazón (I love you with all my heart)

Tony:... I think he wants to rip my heart out-

Bucky: Me voy a casar con este hombre (I'm gonna marry this man)

Tony: I think he wants to kill me-

[dollechan]

we got married com... lee heeseung! ୭ gênero. fluff w. idol!reader x heeseung, algumas palavras da cultura do kpop an. eu quero ele ♡

foi pega totalmente desprevenida pela mensagem do seu manager, estava em uma sala de espera de um music show quando ele solta que você teria uma reunião na mbc no dia seguinte.

não dá mais detalhes, te deixa com uma pulga atrás da orelha. estava no meio de promoções de um comeback e você é seu grupo já tinham passado pelo music show da mbc.

quando o seu schedule da manhã finalmente termina, você e o seu manager seguem para a reunião misteriosa e acaba por descobri que ia participar da nova temporada de we got married depois de anos de hiatus do programa. não fica animada, tá mais para apreensiva, já tinha se envolvido em polêmicas de namoro no passado e não queria passar por isso de novo mas seu manager e o diretor do programa te convencem a participar.

a semana seguinte serviu para descobrir quem seria seu pair, foi a primeira coisa que gravaram para o programa. uma pequena "caça ao tesouro" mas ao invés de tesouro vocês descobriram com quem iam passar três meses casados. ficou um pouco chocada quando viu heeseung, tipo, não parecia real. se sentia até um pouco tonta, ele era impressionante. já ele abriu um sorriso enorme, feliz com quem teria que ficar grudado a partir de agora. você era a sunbae dele, e em diversas vezes ele te citou como uma inspiração então ficou muito feliz com isso. se cumprimentam um tanto acanhados, rindo da própria vergonha, é tudo meio estranho.a primeira coisa que fazem agora que estão juntos é uma sessão de q&a para se conhecerem melhor, discutem suas cores favoritas, músicas e até tem um momento mais nerd quando falam de filmes de super-heróis.

a semana seguinte já é o casamento — que é falso, mas ele prefere fingir que é real. quando você aparece pela porta daquele lugar enorme onde estão fazendo a cerimônia ele acha que vai chorar — como se realmente estivesse casando com a mulher da sua vida —, sorri como um bolo e assim que você chega ao lado dele, ele não vai parar de te elogiar. "você tá muito bonita ____." o lee sussurra no seu ouvindo, fazendo você rir.

antes mesmo de se mudarem para o apartamento que teriam que viver pelo próximo trimestre vão para uma pequena viagem pela Itália, visitam pontos turísticos e algumas cidades do interior e como era verão europeu terminaram a viagem em uma cidadezinha praiana. ele te elogia bastante durante a viagem, sempre te deixando envergonhada com ele todo envolvido mesmo nesse lance de "marido e mulher".

quando voltaram para a coreia já estavam um tanto mais próximos, ele ficou mais grudento. com uma cama só no quarto que teria que dividir, se acostumou com ele te abraçando pela madrugada, sussurrando o quanto você cheira bem, também acostumou com os abraços repentinos quando estavam na cozinha — geralmente ele te abraçava por trás, te chamando para ir dormir.

uma das atividades que mais gostaram de fazer como um casal foram os piqueniques, geralmente eram só vocês dois no quintal da casinha que estavam ficando durante os três meses de programa, depois fizeram um com os companheiros de grupo.

sua parte favorita do programa foi a sessão de fotos do pré-wedding, você estava com um vestido esvoaçante e curto, não era branco e sim off-white, ele estava com um terno mais "casual", azul royal. heeseung não conseguiu parar de olhar para você, os fãs fizeram até um compilado de todas as vezes que ele te chamou de "bonita" nesse episódio.

o momento que ele mais gostou no programa não foi um específico, mas a experiência toda, principalmente a parte de morar com você. ele amou decorar a casinha com você, amou poder ter momentos em família — com você, os membros do enhypen e as membros do seu grupo —, os momentos antes dos dois caírem no sono. tudo isso foi muito especial para ele.

desenvolveram sentimentos um pelo outro, além da admiração, julgaram ser amor mas parece ser algo mais além também. definitivamente não queriam se separar, então quando os três meses passaram ficaram um pouco emotivos. organizaram o último piquenique, na verdade tava mais para um churrasco, chamaram todos que eram importantes para cada um e até mesmo o pessoal da produção. comeram, se declararam indiretamente e dançaram bastante ao som de um jazz suave do seu toca discos.

com toda certeza foi uma temporada que o fãs do programa nunca vão esquecer, foi a que julgaram ser a mais romântica. ainda deu para fazer um stage especial no music core.

mesmo depois de um tempo não superaram a "separação", ainda mantém contato, dessa vez começando de baixo: como amigos.

𖹭 original @/dollechan

[lemonrin-i]

if crowley is actually malleus' father im gonna be petrified as a malleyuu shipper and dad!crowley enthusiast

[shadowsingerdraco]

i have brain rot about draco and hermione on a group friend trip to las vegas and they get so wasted that they get married but bc of the malfoy marriage traditions, they have to uphold it

[catz8daggeerrrr]

yeah- anyway. heres some victim era outfits

[ask-irisstar]

Sanji Married Head Cannons (P2 of Sick before Marriage)

A/N: Woah! I honestly didn't expect THAT many likes. I'm glad ya'll loved my first fic like my friend did. So here's a sweet treat for you guys. Some head cannons on what Sanji is like after the marriage

Notes: Sanji x Fem Reader, Fluff, SFW, slightly suggestive?

Many might think that Sanji will still flirt like crazy after marriage, but actually he doesn't

Only flirts with you and polite to other ladies. (Unless it's Nami and Robin, he will forever simp for them)

A literal househusband

Will brag to Zoro that he got married before him, sparking another fight

Within a few months of marriage, Sanji starts dropping hints about starting a family

"Oh wow! They sell mini suits! Imagine our kid wearing this!" "Honey, you're dinner will be waiting in the bedroom..." "Robin would make a great aunt some day...."

You start noticing his hints quickly because he isn't exactly subtle about it

Long story short, ya'll tried for a baby so many times Nami, Ussop and Zoro lost count

When you guys eventually have the baby, Robin did became a great aunt

Sanji gets a heart attack every time Zoro or Luffy breathes the same air as his baby

If it's a daughter, you name it Sora after his mother

Will obviously do all the cooking

Just to make it clear, he WILL tone down the simping to other women

Sometimes will forget you guys are married because it's a dream come true

Calls you: Ma chérie, mon amour, ma femme

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It's a wrap!! Hope you enjoy this! Please, request anything you like to me and I'll write it!

Request please, I beg you, I don't have any more ideas

[sleepinginpanic]

Just Married!

[multifariousqueer]

Earth 42 Miles Headcannons

A/n: y’all pls request some more miles 42 fics PLEASE I BEG

Warnings: angst, fluff, kinda toxic behavior( I don’t condone), nicknames

Kinda toxic but in a good way ngl

If you can braid, you braid his hair for him

Uncle Aaron respects you

Spoils you if he gets extra money from his job

You don’t know what he does but Yk he’s always tired and irritable

“Here’s $200. Imma be gone for a while Mami so take care of my mom and take care of yourself, okay?”

“Okay, papi”

Will go nuts if you call him Papi Fr

Loves you and you’re his soft spot but sometimes he can be harsh on you

Matching Jordan’s(this is also true for normal Miles)

Hates physical affection but likes words of affirmation

He loves it when you rely on him, it makes him feel big

Will pay for anything you need. Shoes? He’s got them coming. Clothes? It’s on your doorstep. Stuffed animals? It’s in his hand as he’s getting ready to give it to you

Short small kisses>>>>>

“Te amo, Mami. Cuídate” “SÍ Papi”

You saw him come home with gashes and blood on his clothes once and you were concerned but he brushed past it

You stopped bringing stuff like that up bc you know he will probably get upset:

“What’s going on, Miles?”

“Nothing, Y/n.”

“Ik something’s up so what is it?”

“Worry abt yourself , y/n. Besides, I didn’t see you complaining when I put those $1000 shoes on your feet.”

He had a point

He’s as stoic as a statue. You never know how he’s feeling fr

He makes you look him in the eye when you speak to him

Grabs your chin 😍🤭😵‍💫

Will grab your face and stares in your eyes. He loves looking at your eyes

Kisses you on the temple a lot but not afraid to kiss your lips

Can sometimes be neglectful but doesn’t mean it

overall loves you but is nonchalant asf

[owlithere]

Headcanon Hell: Naruto #1

The disappearance of the Senju clan after the foundation of Konoha.

This issue is not addressed canonically, but it is occasionally used by fan fiction authors. Already at the beginning I want to point out that I agree with the idea outlined by most, but I would like to expand it! (Give more details or diverge slightly.)

As an audience, we know that by the time Naruto is 12 years old, the only sufficiently famous person in the village using the name Senju is Tsunade. Tsunade, who is portrayed as a depressed character after losing basically everyone important to her (the exception being Shizune and, in part, her teammates).

So the narrative tells us that the clan is as good as dead.

Fandom has created a narrative that its members were specifically targeted in the 1st and 2nd wars because of their affinity with Hashirama and Tobirama. By the time Tsunade was a teenager there were only remnants left.

Such a rapid reduction of the clan in the space of about 30 years I find rather unlikely. A great, big, clan with ‘a thousand’ different abilities - specialising in medicine - certainly wasn't sending all its members to the frontline.

So I think the disappearance of the Senju is due to how they used their surname. A lot of people replicate the headcanon that all Uchiha use Uchiha as their surname but between themselves use the names of other bloodlines, e.g. Uchiha Madara of Amaterasu bloodline.

In my opinion, the Senju do (did) the opposite. Their ‘thousand’ skills did not, after all, come from nowhere. I like to assume that it was due to both the absorption of smaller clans into itself and the marriage with talented individuals.

Based on how diverse they were and the fact that before Konoha was founded it was not customary to state which clan one came from, I assume that they introduced themselves in the form of a first name and surname matched to a particular bloodline, and only during missions or documents did they add of the Senju Clan. The only exception would be the main lineage. Let's make an example on the assumption that Tobirama was half Hatake and the clan recognised him as such and not the main line: Hatake Tobirama of Senju Clan. Or based on the headcanon that Minato was related to Senju: Namikaze Minato of Senju Clan.

After Konoha was established due to cultural differences, no one paid special attention to this - after all, politics shaped the village as a Senju creation. One could say that Tobirama noticed this, only he took it as a sign that the Senju were properly integrating into the newly formed structures. Instead, he pointed out that this was not the case with the Uchiha, which is why he created the unfortunate police force.

Along with the integration process, Senju on a daily basis, in the privacy of the village's secure walls, just as in clan territory, introduced themselves using their bloodline surnames. And over time outside the village, they changed of Senju Clan to of Konoha.

The Senju name began to be linked exclusively to the main line, and here, as we know, there was actually a shortage of people. Tobirama, as far as we know, had no children. Hashirama had only 1? which produced children who remained in the clan aka Tsunade and Nawaki. (If he and Mito had more they most likely either married into other clans - maybe Akimichi and Hyuga or into Uzu.) The only person portrayed as closely related to the brothers was Toka, and even here we don't know if she wasn't considered another lineage as she was a genjutsu specialist. (Perhaps she was connected to Yuhi.)

In summary, the Senju disappeared, not because there were no relatives coming from the clan, but because one, albeit, main line practically died out, and the rest assimilated to the new order.

[vkvoodoo]

I post stupid stuff on TikTok😭

MY USER IS VKVOODOO_ IF YA WANNA FOLLOW🫶

[astutetwilight]

Sumeru folks watching Kaveh and Alhaitham fight like a married couple while sighing

Wanderer: hips NOT TOUCHED

Tighnari: neck NOT KISSED

Dehya: waist NOT PULLED

Collei: life is brutal

Kaveh: at least you don't have to live wi-

Everyone: SHUT YOUR MOUTH

[eos-headcanon-station]

Zoro and Sanji are either oblivious of their feelings or married in secret impulsively with no in between in my brain. The fact that Luffy can officiate legally binding weddings due to being a pirate captain has made that my intrusive thought.