#married couple prompts

[youneedsomeprompts]

~ THEY'RE MARRIED ~ MARRIED LIFE PROMPTS

requested by: anonymous

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Setting/scenario:

more non-verbal than verbal communication

being the most endearing spouse, even though they're not the 'marriage type'

needing the other's presence, even if they're each doing their own thing, but they have to be with each other

having a shorthand for everything

fussing over the other

being able to predict the other's moves

being able to predict the other's words

having the same conversation in a certain situation all the time

sharing responsibilities

teasing the other just because they can

always arguing about the same things

being a chill couple when there are others around, but getting touchy/freaky behind closed doors

feeling like they're missing a limb when they're alone

playing with their wedding band when they're thinking about the other

always considering what the other would think if they would be there Dialogue:

"I didn't sign up for this."

"Why did I know you would do that?"

"You know what I'll say."

"Who else should I annoy if not my wife/husband/spouse?!"

"Come back! I'm not ready to get up yet. So you aren't either."

"One more kiss, please!"

"Oh honey, come here!"

*staring at their sleepy partner* "How are you so adorable?" *barely able to open their eyes* "I've never looked nastier."

"You can't escape. You're bound to me for life!"

"... You were right." "Say that again!"

"Did you miss me?"

"Not that gain! I can't believe we're discussing this again!"

"Is that my shirt?"

"Don't worry, I'll be there."

"I'm home, sweetheart!"

[me-writes-prompts]

-:“I’m regretting marrying you right now…” Married couple bickering prompts:-

(This is gold. I love it. ALSO ALSO TAG MEEEEE)

By @me-writes-prompts

"That was a lie back there, you do not win every time we play uno! I do!" "Oh yeah, what about the time you got drunk and messed up your cards thinking they were mine? Tch."

Fighting over who gets to use the shower first, instead of just showering together(dumbasses)

"No, I'm cooking today. The last time you tried making chicken, you burned the whole house down." "Okay, that is way too dramatic. I only set the fire alarm on for an hour or so, I did not burn down the whole house!" "It's the same thing." "I swear-"

Bickering over who gets to choose the movie for friday movie nights

Getting extremely irritated when they keep making them try on different outfits for their anniversary

^^"Look, this is the last one I'm trying. And, it's pretty good. See?" "Hmmm...it is quite good, but I want something more good looking on you." *groans loudly* "I am going to murder you if you don't choose the next outfit."

*over the phone* "Okay, see you. Don't be late, love you." "What do you mean by 'don't be late', I am never late. You're the one, in fact, who always has to get ready at the last minute." "Oh yeah? What about when we went to [name]'s birthday party? We were 10 minutes late! 10 minutes! They had already cut the ca-" *the other one hangs up*(lmaoooo)

*while teaching them how to sew* "Be careful not to hurt yourself, the needle's sharp." "I know, gosh, stop being such a mom." "I-"

Arguing over their chore list(buying the groceries, cleaning the bathroom/bedroom, taking out trash, etc)

^^"Huh? You forgot to take the trash out because you were too busy playing your video game? I cannot believe you." "I...well, why didn't you do it? I mean, you were free anyways." "Nah-uh, it's on your chore list, I'm not going to do your duties."

[fluffyblueblanket123]

I love these prompts!

medic x always getting sick married couple au

feel free to use btw love u guys if ur reading this i’m so grateful for the support (i’m putting this here bc no one reads my regular posts) anyways i’m so grateful take care and plz enjoy my prompts :)

one character calling the other like “… babe.” and they’re like “if you’re sick….. i swear—“

character a doing their best to hide their coughs and sneezes/make them as quiet as possible but character b takes one look at them and says “you’re sick😐.”

“taking care of you is a full time job for me.” “…… i love u.” “love you, too.”

OKOK LISTEN… the medic is the one who doesn’t really show emotion and the sick one is a bubbly one who never shuts up but the medic doesn’t play when it comes to them

^ “where were you???? i’ve been looking for you everywhere!” and the other one is like covered in sticks and mud just like “hehe i fell down a hill” and the medic is plotting how to murder a hill

“i’m glad i married a medic.”

“i cant believe you pretended to be sick so i would come home early.”

then a response of “i can’t believe it worked.”

the medic is at work and their colleague just gives them this look and they just KNOW their spouse is in the lobby with a broken arm or something

the medic character bundling the other up with a million layers before they even step foot outside

and the other one is just like “babe it’s 24 degrees”

someone telling them “you need to go to the hospital” and they’re like “no, i need to see my spouse”

character b walks in, takes one look at the uneaten medicine and turns off the tv. character a is like “do you MIND??” and b is like “do YOU mind taking medicine?”

“i think i have a fever.” and a sigh like “i’ll get the meds.”

“i’m glad you’re a super handsome pretty beautiful amazing doctor. what would i do when i get sick if i didn’t have you?” “you’d be rubbing ointment on your forehead thinking it would lower your fever, probably.” “…. low but true.”

[mischievous-thunder]

Wade, during a stakeout: Do you remember when we were kids we used to be jealous of adults going on fun holidays?

Logan, from behind Wade in a small cupboard: Yeah. Now we're jealous of kids going on fun holidays while we're busy adulting and not even doing it right.

[stasyalovem]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

some funny and romantic payneland text posts inspired by @creativepromptsforwriting amazing prompts

[jolieblack]

Something finally came to me! (I usually can’t write to prompts to save my life.)

May Prompts 2024 by @calaisreno

May 24th: Imperfect

We've always done things the wrong way round.

We moved in together at a time when we knew no more than four or five facts about each other. Significant facts, granted, such as John being a war veteran and me having no patience with idiots, but neither of us could have claimed to have had anything even close to the full picture at the time. I sometimes wonder what would have happened if either of us had. Only on my really bad days, though.

I don’t have all that many of those any more, luckily. And when I do, I have plenty of good memories to help me pull myself up again. Take the ones of how we confessed our love to each other to a beautifully decorated room full of people in festive dress and in even more festive spirit, to much applause and cheering and well-wishing. Yes, you heard that plural right. Those are two separate memories, years apart and in two different places. I got to go first, and it wasn’t even me who was getting married at the time. That’s another thing that most couples would do differently. Coordinate it a bit better, at least.

The second time around, as a lot of you will remember well, it was John's turn to talk, and I‘d been told in no uncertain terms to keep my mouth shut and say nothing, not even to correct his grammar, till he was done. I can now attest that it is true that the groom never gets to have a say in anything at his own wedding. Someone got his late revenge there. And believe me, that doesn’t depend on whether it’s one groom or two. Yes, and I know there are still people out there even in this day and age who feel that it’s not normal to have two grooms at all. They can all go away and never show their ugly faces again where I can see them, or smell the foul breath of the bigoted filth they’re spouting. That’s not the wrong way around, that couldn’t be more right for both of us.

But we did other things the wrong way around, too. In most romantic stories, killing someone to save the person you love is usually the culmination of long mutual trust and dedication. It‘s supposed to be the crowning glory, the final sealing of a bond that has long been in the making. It’s not supposed to be the starting point. And John is usually the more patient of the two of us, but when it came to this, he could barely contain himself for 36 hours after our very first meeting before he did it. Ever heard of timing and pacing, Doctor, I hear you people wonder? And he’s supposed to be the one with the talent for good storytelling. The timing was good, though. The timing was excellent. There’s another 'what if' for you that is no fun to contemplate at all.

There is killing out of love, and - I have to say it, I can’t not, I‘d be lying by omission if I didn't - there's also dying out of love. I doubt, however, that there’s anyone out there who has ever put a more elaborate effort into pretending to die out of love than I have. As far as I‘m aware, that’s not really a romantic convention, either, and I sincerely hope I haven’t started a trend. I honestly can’t recommend it. Effort is well and good, and I dare say the execution in my case was flawless, but I can’t deny there was a certain lack of forethought as to the emotional impact on both parties concerned. Don‘t try this at home, folks.

People also usually date first, then start cohabiting, then get married, then raise children together. Please don’t ask me to define at what time in our lives exactly John and I were dating and when we weren’t yet. To this day we have never been able to agree on a definition for this mysterious activity that emphatically, according to John, for whatever reason, does not encompass two people who like each other going out together and having fun. But it is an undisputed fact that we had been raising a child together for a good while before we got married. And we have been going out together and having fun for years uncounted now. Crime scenes never fail to work that particular magic on us. Oh wait, no, that was another example I had on my list for what most other couples do differently. Hang on, do I see a certain Chief Inspector of Scotland Yard raise his hand in objection? Raising both hands, actually, showing us… what, seven fingers? Is that the number of couples working for the Metropolitan Police that you know personally who have met at crime scenes? Or are you reminding us of the number of times John and I were actually kicked off a crime scene because we were enjoying ourselves entirely too much, and were told not to come back till we could behave like adults? I could have sworn those were more than seven occasions, but I‘ll take your word for it.

Talking of raising a child together, I‘m sure Rosie will say a word or three about that herself later, but I have never understood why most of you had doubts about the practicability of that particular endeavour. Let me just tell you that a baby carrier is entirely compatible with a cashmere scarf, or didn’t you know cashmere can absorb up to a third of its own dry weight in liquid? And it got only easier from there when Rosie grew older and stopped affectionately drooling on whoever enjoyed the happy privilege of holding her and carrying her around. She hasn’t demanded being carried around in a good while now, and I don’t know what our poor old backs would say to that these days. But we were talking about happy memories, weren’t we, so there’s another. And at least in the metaphorical sense, I hope you know, Rosie, that you’ll be held and carried for as long as you want and need, as long as we both live. You were my daughter even before I was your father’s husband, and that has been one of the greatest honours bestowed on me in my life.

Because this is who we are, isn’t it, our crazy little family, where nothing is as you’d expect it to be. But we still wouldn’t have it any other way, topsy-turvy, weird, flawed and utterly imperfect, but also utterly us, unique, one of a kind. I don’t know if it was fate that threw us together, or if it really was just a whim on the part of the comfortable, corpulent, bespectacled gentleman sitting at this table over here, smirking with his trademark benevolence. But there’s a debt of gratitude to be paid there, and today is a good day to do it. In this at least, we’re doing the conventional thing, but who’s to say we’re not allowed to do that at least once in a quarter-century.

So, ladies and gentlemen, dear friends and family from far and wide, I give you: John Watson, the man of my life, the man at my side for over thirty years, and for exactly twenty-five years in the legal sense on this very day. Please raise your glasses with us to the next twenty-five. And for God’s sake stop snivelling like that, Mycroft. You’re embarrassing the whole room.

[goldengirlgalaxy]

Some alien royalty comes to Earth to claim Captain Marvel as their husband for his power. He manages to get out if it by proclaiming that he's already engaged to the Princess of the Infinite Realms, Princess Danielle "Ellie" Phantom.

Extra: Billy is still hiding the fact that he's actually still a child from the rest of the League. Ellie is roughly his civilian age, so when the League asks to meet her, hijinks ensue as Ellie has to keep up the appearance of being far older than she actually is, both physically and mentally.

[sableeira]

skk started calling each other babygirl as a joke… turns out somewhere along the way it stopped being a joke and became an endearment that follows their insults

[yyawnjun]

Hii just read the 1 joshua prompt and rly wanted to request. Prompt no 5 of the household items with Joshua plss. Thankyou ❤️

hii beautiful!! super sorry for my lateness - hope you enjoy!! <3

Oh god, the house shopping hangout would feel like a whole date. I feel that the two of you would first list everything you needed, and then walk into the store full of energy.

Joshua holding your hand so you "don't get lost" in that giant place, and judging each piece of furniture together while choosing the best one for your home. Hear me out but I think he has the BEST taste ever. maybe a minimalist style, not too many colors and simple shapes.

oh I also think that during the the whole "date" in the store you two would appear like a married couple.

If you were shopping for your house it would suddenly become your and Joshua's home. "I think this couch is comfortable and large enough, it would be nice for me and you." or "I think you should get this bowl, mine for breakfast if it's broken". all advice that seems more for him than for you...

however, this boy would go crazy if you were buying items for when you two lived together; his eyes would be sparkling all day, and your hand would not leave his. maybe he might pay more attention to your tastes if it were for your home, but I'm confident that you two would eventually reach a compromise and accept what you both want.

and how much he'd love the evenings spent on the couch together, commenting on your purchasesndsakm

prompts ; event m.list

[nixylubouv]

Comedic married couple 😈

🌺 Snippet Request 🌺

Hi Anon. *peeks out from behind a pillar* I know you sent this request a super duper long time ago. Whoops. Hey I finally got around to it! Thank you for the request! Hope you like it.

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“Sweety pie, could you pass me the hot sauce?” Sidekick asked Henchman as a person came crashing down across the long restaurant table and slid to a stop in front of them. 

“Of course, honey bunny.” Henchman reached over Villain’s body and picked up the bottle of Cholula hot sauce. Sidekick and Henchman sat together near the far end, chairs subtly pushed closer towards each other. Someone screamed in the distance as Villain somersaulted off the edge of the table. Pleasant sunlight streamed through one of the broken floor length window panels Hero had just shot Villain through. 

“No not that one, the Tabasco please.” Sidekick informed Villain over the noise of the breakfast dinner. It had erupted into chaos as parents scrambled to get up and grab their children. 

Henchman’s eyebrow raised in question “Really? I thought you liked Cholula better?” 

“Oh I do, I just thought I would try something new for a change. It’s important to keep things exciting.” Sidekick sighed. 

Henchman nodded in solemn understanding, “As always, you are incredibly right my darling. It does get rather boring around here.” They handed Sidekick the correct bottle. The entire party had deserted the table by now, and the restaurant was empty of people save the Villain and Hero brawling in the background. 

Sidekick drizzled a generous amount of hot sauce over their pancakes. They cut into the stack and offered Henchman a bite. Henchman’s eyes scrunched in fond registration as they accepted. 

Sidekick smiled and took their own bite, turning towards the spectacle. “Maybe we should set the kiddos up on a date,” They mused just as Villain picked up a centerpiece of lovely blue flowers and smashed the vase over the Hero’s head.  

“Hm. Mm hmm.” Henchman agreed around a mouthful of bizarrely spicy pancake. They didn’t bother to look up, already familiar with the routine. 

“Oooh! We could be godparents to their future kids. That would be so cute.” Sidekick daydreaming, already lost in some imagined scene. 

Villain had dropped on their knees next to the unconscious Hero, whose head was drenched from the vase. Villain gingerly removed a stray blossom from their eye. “Hey,” they poked Hero’s cheek. “Hey, you alive?” 

Hero swatted their hand away, mumbling “Wha…What happened?” 

“I got you flowers!” Villain informed them cheerily. They gathered up the stem from among the shards of glass and presented the Hero with the wilted blooms. Henchman nodded in approval from their seat. 

Hero eyed the hasty makeshift bouquet dubiously as they shifted to a sitting position on their elbows, “You did?” 

“And they invited you to brunch!” Sidekick chimed in. Villain and Hero both turned to look at the duo sitting at the table. 

“Sidekick?” Hero asked at the same time Villain squeaked, “Hechman?” 

“Come, sit. Sit.” Sidekick beckoned them over. “Have brunch with us! It's a lovely afternoon.”

[ronni-right]

Daemon x Rhaenyra, please.

~ ARGUING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE ~ DIALOGUE PROMPTS

requested by: various anons requests: heated argument lines between two spouses, a married couple having an argument

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"Oh, don't look at me like this! It's not working."

"It's always the same with you!"

"Don't sugarcoat it!"

"I don't even need to hear it!"

"I've had enough of your empty promises!"

"No, stop your sweet-talking!"

"I'm really sick of you right now."

"You're not for real?!"

"I've had enough of your bullshit!"

"No, not with me. I know you. It's not working on me."

"Don't try me!"

"Stop evading my questions!"

"But I know you can't be mad at me for long."

"But you aren't even listening!"

"I don't need to listen! Because it's always the same!"

"Ugh, you're getting on my nerves."

"Hey! I didn't mean it that way!"

"Wait! We're not done yet!"

"Don't blame it all on me, my dear! You're not completely innocent about that!"

"No, you're unreasonable!"

"I don't need your clever sayings!"

"Oh, so we're getting personal now?!"

"But you're not making any sense!"

"We're not getting anywhere."

"Have you ever considered how it's making me feel?"

"You're egoistic! There. I said it."

"Stop beating around the bush!"

"Oh, come on! Don't act like you care!"

"Let's not go about this again."

"I am at my wits' end with you."

[edenfire]

🌸💗 Haru Week - Day 4 - Past 💗🌸

childhood makoharu always makes me think about them having lil pretend weddings🥺💞🌸

would rin demand to officiate? or would nagisa fight him for it? XD maybe nagisa would be the ring bearer/flower girl lol

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

Was talking about Star Trek with my parents cuz we’re lame, and I brought up Spirk cuz I’m infinitely more lame, and my nearly seventy-year-old father said “if anyone was *makes vague gesture*, it was Bones and Spock”

[improbable-outset]

★ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘮𝘶𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 : 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘴/𝘏𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘴

My favourite trope 😌 As usual, minors DNI 🔞��

˃ ❝I should’ve fuck you at the altar to let everyone know you’re mine now.❞ / ❝Sweetheart, I think the wedding bands kind of give that away.❞

˃ ❝God, where did you learn how to do that?!❞

˃ ❝We’ve been doing this for [x] hours, how are you not tired?❞

˃ ❝Oh God!❞ / ❝No divinity here, just your husband’s dick inside of you.❞

˃ ❝My favourite sounds are you laughs and moans❞

˃ ❝After all that you’re still shy, honey?❞

˃ ❝You weren’t so quiet last night when you cried out my name.❞

˃ ❝I’m so happy that I’ve married you.❞

˃ ❝We’ve been married for how long… and you’re only just telling me you could do that now?❞

˃ ❝We’ve been married for [x] years and yet you still amaze me.❞

˃ ❝Come on, one more fuck before we get out of bed?❞

˃ ❝I’ve filled you up countless times before, why have you gone so shy on me now?❞

˃ ❝God, you’re so hot.❞

[johanthedigitalartist]

17 Romantic Grillby headcanons because i love him ♡

1. Grillby is a reserved and private person, but when he falls in love, he becomes very passionate and expressive about his feelings.

2. He is attracted to people who are confident, kind-hearted, and have a good sense of humor.

3. Grillby expresses his affection through small but meaningful gestures, like giving his partner a special drink or offering to help with tasks.

4. He enjoys spending time with his partner in quiet, cozy settings, like reading by the fireplace or enjoying a meal together.

5. As a fire-based monster, Grillby is very warm and loves to give hugs and cuddles to his loved ones.

6. He is very loyal and protective of his partner, and will do anything to keep them safe.

7. Despite his fiery nature, Grillby can be surprisingly sensitive and emotional in matters of the heart.

8. He is not experienced in human relationships, but he is willing to learn and adapt to make his partner happy.

9. Grillby values communication and honesty in a relationship, and is always willing to listen and understand his partner's needs.

10. He may struggle with expressing his emotions in words, but he shows his love through actions and gestures.

11. Grillby is fiercely protective of his loved ones, and will do anything to keep them safe. He may come across as aloof or reserved, but he takes his responsibilities as a protector very seriously.

12. He has a strong sense of honor and justice, and will always stand up for what is right. He is not afraid to confront danger head-on if it means defending the ones he loves.

13. Grillby is always watching out for his partner's well-being, even if they don't realize it. He will discreetly take note of any potential threats or dangers and make sure to steer his partner away from harm's way.

14. When it comes to physical protection, Grillby is not to be underestimated. He may not have a physical body, but he can use his flames to create a powerful shield around himself and his loved ones.

15. Despite his protective nature, Grillby is not overbearing or possessive. He respects his partner's independence and trusts that they can take care of themselves, but is always ready to step in if they need him.

16. When his partner is feeling anxious or afraid, Grillby will provide a calming presence. His warm flames can create a soothing atmosphere, and he will use his quiet strength to help his partner feel safe and secure and give lots of affection.

17. Grillby's protective instincts extend to all areas of his partner's life. He will do his best to support them emotionally, mentally, and physically, and will go to great lengths to help them achieve their goals and dreams.

[evenceflux18]

Wybie: Sergei, baby gimme kiss *makes kissing noises*

1 yr old Sergei: *plays on his mom's embrace*

Coraline: *kisses Sergei while tickling him back*

Wybie: Sergei, I helped your mom to have you-

Wybie: Sergei-

Wybie: Sergei I made you too-

Wybie: Sergei, it would be impossible if your mom made you by herself, so please notice me.

Sergei: *his attention span stays focuses with him mom*

Wybie: *sulks in the corner*

Coraline: *laughs helplessly*