#mark harmer

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[willstafford]

Jury Fury

TWELVE ANGRY MEN The Alexandra Theatre, Birmingham, Monday 30th October 2023 Reginald Rose’s classic play from 1955 is doing the rounds again and it’s well worth catching even if, like me, you have seen it before.  Based on Rose’s own experience of serving on a jury, this tense, taut thriller continues to weave its engrossing spell, as a dozen increasingly tetchy males gather in a jury room to…

[scarletcomet]

was feeling shitty about my self-harm scars, so I went to r/selfharmscars for validation/to feel less alone, but I think that was a mistake because now I'm feeling like my scars aren't bad enough

[trulyumai]

To Destroy and Conquer

Pairing: Messmer x Reader

Warnings: Mentions of Death, violence, possessiveness.

Synopsis: Before his reckoning, the red haired protector was a husband; a caring one at that.

A/N: It’s been a little since my last update but im back! Thank you everyone for being so patient <3

Enjoy!

“In Death, I would rise and burn thy enemies; harmers of thy soul,” Lightly, the tall man brushed his fingers against his wife’s face.

With her lips parted slightly, tuffs of air dampened his pale cheeks as he blinked down at her with a longing, loving gaze.

His knuckles met with the skin of her cheek, moving them up and down his rougher skin met with the softened surface. he began to memorized each groove, each crevice.

His little wife didn’t know of his plans, his extortions for power.

She was unaware of the dead fleets that lay scattered on the field, just by the castle walls.

She was unaware of the burning hunger for strength that seemed to corrupt a new piece of his soul with every passing day.

No, for how could she?

She was ever the dutiful wife; cleaning, cooking, waiting patiently for her knight of a husband to come back, arms open with kisses to spare.

Tonight was the night he would regain his namesake, no more would he be shunned, forgotten in the shadow of his family.

Blinking he took his little wife in once more.

Dusting his lips across her neck he decided his next move.

He bit, hard.

A perfect red mark shined back at him, with red and purple blood vessels rewarding the man for his efforts.

The woman didn’t stir, for their night before was full of plenty roughness on its own .

Instead she leaned into him, and he coughed out a chuckle.

“Even in sleep Darling, thy craves violence, hm?”

Adoringly he placed dry kisses upon her cheeks, down to her lips and up to her nose.

“I will have it all. Yes, and thy own’s beauty will be there, baptized in flame.”

With his head leaned in, his eyes moved forward, to the open window that let in the petrichoric smells of the land.

The golden castle met his gaze, it laid in the distance with its bordering walls. Trees scattered before the land, and smoke began to peek behind the stone barriers, the aftermath of Messmer’s past display of power.

With squinted eyes he laid back, his wife’s head laid upon his bare chest as his gaze never left the castle.

Messmer sat there, idly scraping at his knuckles while his other arm wrapped around his wife and imagined; imagined a life of fire and smoke, in the middle of it all stood him.

With no enemies left, he could rein, and his little wife would wait just as she always did, for him to return home.

[random-imagines-blog]

Celebrity Masterlist (L-Z)

In an attempt to organize the blog and keep everything in order, masterlists are being made to join together into a masterlist of masterlists to make it easier for those on mobile. Thanks for being patient!

smut is indicated with a ⭐

Lee Pace

Oneshots

To Die For

Imagines

Imagine Lee Pace listening along to the bedtime story you’re reading your kids.

Imagine Lee Pace wanting to talk to you but he keeps being called away to set.

Imagine constantly making fun of Lee Pace’s wig on set.

Imagine going to a waterpark with Lee Pace, and his expression when he first sees you in your bathing suit.

Imagine marrying Lee Pace.

Luke Evans

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine helping Luke Evans pick out his outfit of the day.

Imagine Luke Evans surprising you on Valentines Day with chocolate and candy.

Imagine impulsively inviting Luke Evans to go skinny-dipping with you.

Margot Robbie

Oneshots

Run To You

Imagines

Mark Ruffalo

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine showing Mark Ruffalo your more spontaneous side.

Imagine Mark Ruffalo meeting your parents.

Imagine watching the sunset with Mark Ruffalo.

Michael Fassbender

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine watching old movies with Michael Fassbender.

Imagine Michael Fassbender trying to make you blush from across the room.

Miscellaneous

Oneshots

Calling All Heroes (Avengers Cast)

Animal (Avengers Cast)

Imagines

Imagine the rest of the Avengers cast finding out you’re a self-harmer.

Imagine your co-workers on the Avengers films confronting you about your eating disorder.

Imagine the Marvel cast finding out you’re suicidal.

Nathan Fillion

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine constantly being late to events because Nathan always wants you.

Imagine Nathan Fillion forgetting that it’s your anniversary.

Noel Fielding

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine Noel Fielding being captivated at first sight.

Imagine always being able to make Noel Fielding laugh.

Imagine making Noel Fielding’s birthday cake.

Imagine hitting it off with Noel Fielding on The Great British Bake-Off.

Norman Reedus

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine Norman Reedus catching sight of you for the first time after the hard break up.

Imagine domestic life with Norman Reedus.

Imagine helping Norman find a good place to hide from Paparazzi.

Imagine Norman Reedus trying to tell you that he loves you but having difficulty.

Orlando Bloom

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine Orlando Bloom talking about meeting you on the set of LOTR.

Imagine getting stuck in a tree with Orlando Bloom.

Imagine being at a fair with Orlando Bloom.

Owen Wilson

Oneshots

Flight Connection

Imagines

Patrick Dempsey

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine Patrick Dempsey showing up too early for dinner and seeing you in just a towel.

Robert Downey Jr

Oneshots

Ambulances (Teen!Reader!Mentor)

Imagines

Ruby Rose

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine Ruby Rose catching you crying.

Imagine blurting out to Ruby Rose that you love her.

Imagine living with Ruby Rose and sharing a bathroom.

Rupert Grint

Oneshots

In the Nightside of Eden

Imagines

Russell Crowe

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine a midnight drive with Russell Crowe.

Ryan Reynolds

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine the moment Ryan Reynolds realizes he wants to marry you.

Imagine Ryan Reynolds taking you to a fair and taking care of you when you get dizzy.

Imagine Ryan Reynolds running into car trouble while taking you on vacation.

Scarlett Johansson

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine Scarlett Johansson becoming a motherly figure to you.

Sebastian Stan

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine Sebastian Stan taking sign language classes for you.

Imagine Sebastian Stan trying to entice you into joining his photoshoot.

Imagine Sebastian Stan coming to visit you in your small town.

Imagine Sebastian Stan really enjoying spending time with you.

Imagine being sick, and Sebastian Stan constantly checking on you.

Timothee Chalamet

Oneshots

This is the Place

Imagines

Tom Cruise

Oneshots

The Fix

Breathless

Shine

If Ever

Certain Needs

Imagines

Imagine spending Christmas with Tom Cruise.

Imagine Tom Cruise taking care of you when you’re sick.

Imagine your family being formed around Top Gun.

Imagine being comforted by Tom Cruise.

Imagine falling in love with Tom Cruise.

Imagine having a child with Tom Cruise.

Imagine getting pregnant with Tom Cruise’s child.

Imagine Tom Cruise acting as the ‘dancer’ at your Bachelorette Party.

Imagine Tom Cruise taking care of you when you’re scared of getting your heart broken.

Imagine Tom Cruise surprising you with a new bag.

Imagine staying at a winter resort with Tom Cruise.

Imagine spending Valentine’s Day with Tom Cruise.

Imagine being caught with Tom Cruise in public.

Imagine going on a walk with Tom Cruise.

Tom Hiddleston

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine an eccentric director putting you and Tom into a house to test chemistry.

Imagine constantly teasing Tom in interviews.

Imagine working with Tom Hiddleston on a horror film.

Imagine Tom Hiddleston approaching you at a bookstore.

Imagine walking in the rain, and Tom Hiddleston spots you and saves you from the cold with his umbrella.

Tom Holland

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine being silly at a con with your coworker Tom Holland.

Tom Sturridge

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine Tom Sturridge having a crush on you.

Imagine having a late breakfast with Tom Sturridge.

Imagine being Tom Sturridge’s wife and finding out you’re pregnant.

Walton Goggins

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine meeting Walton Goggins on set, and falling in love.

Zachary Quinto

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine hiring a sky-writer for Zachary Quinto’s birthday.

Imagine making Zachary Quinto laugh during an interview.

[thefrcrimsonfcker]

Andercard nsfw headcanons 🤭🤭

Andercard NSFW HEADCANONS!

Ultimate

1. Despite being enemies, Alucard and Anderson have a secretly intense sexual attraction towards each other. They often engage in steamy fights, both physically and verbally, with underlying sexual tension.

2. Alucard loves to tease Anderson, especially during their fights. He takes pleasure in seeing the usually stoic and serious Anderson getting flustered and riled up.

3. Anderson has a secret kink for being dominated and controlled, and Alucard is more than happy to oblige. He loves to use his powers to restrain Anderson and have his way with him.

4. Alucard is a master of seduction and often uses his charm to lure Anderson into his bed. The two engage in passionate and wild lovemaking, with Alucard taking the lead and Anderson submitting to his desires.

5. Anderson has a thing for biting and being bitten, and Alucard's fangs are like a drug to him. Their lovemaking is often rough and primal, with Alucard leaving bite marks all over Anderson's body.

6. Alucard and Anderson have a love-hate relationship, and their sexual encounters are a reflection of that. They are both fiercely competitive and always try to one-up each other in bed.

7. Alucard loves to change his sizes and forms just to play with Anderson more

8. Anderson has a secret love for pain and enjoys being punished by Alucard. He often provokes him during fights, hoping to receive a rough and punishing response in bed.

9. Alucard is fascinated by Anderson's religious beliefs and often incorporates religious imagery into their sexual play. This adds an extra layer of intensity and taboo to their encounters.

10. I fully believe Anderson gives blow jobs to Alucard's guns just to get Alucard excited

11. Alucard with send shadow tendrils to just.. mess.. with Anderson a bit and get him ready for the night

12. Very hard. When Alucard slams so hard into Andersons prostate it leaves Anderson actually gasping for air and his vision blurry

13. Missionary style is Andersons fav position when he tops, while the leap frog is Alucard's when he tops.

14. When they are pounding at each other. Two songs come to mind for the actual thrusts: Harmer Hippyer by Heilung and Alfadhirhaiti by Heilung (For this one go to around 2:30)

15. Because of how rough and intense the sex is, it normally leaves Anderson physically trembling, so rubbing his thighs 100% happens.

[jessicas-mental-space]

Let's talk self harm and spread awareness. 

While self-injury may bring a sense of calm and a release of physical and emotional tension, it's usually followed by guilt and shame and the return of painful emotions. It can be mentally harming.

Some signs and symptoms can be:

Cutting, scratches, bruises, bite marks, excessively rubbing an area to create a burn, excessive weight loss, Binge eating, always wearing long sleeves to hide one's self, talking down on one's self, Spiraling emotions, burning one's self, inserting object under or into the skin and more.

Most frequently, the arms, legs, chest and belly are the targets of self-injury. But any area of the body may be a target, sometimes using more than one method.

If you suspect someone is self harming talk to them. Encourage them to seek help.  No this is not easy. As a self harmer we struggle to seek help and recover as there's always chances for relapse.  I've been having trouble myself and my inbox is open to anyone who needs to talk. I might be struggling but I won't ever not help someone in need. There's always someone to talk too.

But I also understand it's hard and there's a release like no other in doing what we do. But there is hope. Someone out there to help. 

A couple causes of self harm are poor coping skills and emotion regulating and managing.

Things that can help you recover is therapy but more so psychotherapy. It's the best therapy I've done and I won't stress enough how amazing it can be. But if it's not affordable talk to your doctor about therapy of some sort.  Someone who isn't of close relation that you can talk too. Or there's tons of online therapist too.

I'll be posting more info about self harm.

[skaianet-rituals]

Stan

Name: Stan Marsh/Stanley, Raven, the knight of space

Age: permateen (16-19), shotaAge/shotafluid (8-10)

Pronouns: they/them, he/him, pup/pups, woof/woofs, she/her, sad/sads, emo/emos

Gender: nonbinary, genderfluid, demiboy, pupgender, puppyboy, losergender, incelgender, weedgender, weedcoric

Orientation: bi gay

Species: undead demon, sinner (sloth)...therian/otherkin...transSpecies/transDog/dogkin, wolfkin, cowkin, bearkin

Appearance: light skin, black hair, blue eyes (human form), yellow eyes with red pupils (demon form), beauty mark, sh scars, sharp teeth, red demon horns and tail/striped left horn (demon form)

Role/Source: depression holder, self harmer, pet regressor...Hellpark/South Park fictive

CisIDs: god-tier, knight of space, derse dreamer, undead, sinner, demonic, pet regressor, puppy regressor, furry, emo, stoner, alcoholic, autistic, BPD, DPDR, dissociative, depressed, bipolar depression, suicidal, self harmer, singer/band member (crimson dawn), polyamorus, pet play, zoophile, mixed (1/4th) Mexican and white

TransIDs: transTealblooded, transPet, transForcedPet, transSpecies, transDog, transPuppy, transGoth, transSuicide, transSuicideFamous, transIncel, transFemcel, transNeet, transHikikomori, transBasementDweller, transBlonde, transBrokenHeart, transSuperhero, transKnight, transHarmful, transHarmed, permaTired, permaSleepy, permaSad, permaDepressed, permaHigh, weedcoric, transShota, shotafluid

Relationships: Kyle ♥, Gregory ♠, Wendy ♥/♦/♣ (Gregroy+Stan), Kenny ♦, Kyle/Eric ♣, Shelly ��, Randy 🐇

[deadcactuswalking]

REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 28/12/2024 (Christmas Garbage) [SEASON FINALE]

Well, this is Christmas. And what have you done? Everything aside, this is the episode of REVIEWING THE CHARTS each year where Christmas is all done and over with but the chart doesn’t reflect that because of the tracking week including plenty of festive days, this one including the entire streak of Christmas Eve to Boxing Day. You couldn’t even make a top 20 with the songs in the UK Singles Chart top 100 that aren’t Christmas songs… and I don’t even cover all that, I talk about the UK Top 75 for the most part. I suppose, welcome back, “Last Christmas” is #1, let’s keep it brief?

content warning: simply having a wonderful Christmastime... two days late

Rundown

That’s a tenth week for Wham!’s historic track, and the rest of the top five – up to #20, for that matter – consists of just holiday songs, as you’d expect, but there’s little festivity left in me by the 27th… or at least not enough to write passionately about music that, if I abide by all laws of capitalism, I shouldn’t be listening to today. Either way, “Jingle Bell Rock” by Bobby Helms is at a new peak of #5, then we have “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” by Brenda Lee at #4, “It Can’t be Christmas” by Tom Grennan at #3 and “All I Want for Christmas is You” by Mariah Carey at #2. Speaking of new peaks, that’s the case for many a festive hit (at least seemingly), namely “You Make it Feel Like Christmas” by Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton at #69, “Deck the Halls” by Nat King Cole at #50, “Run Rudolph Run” by Chuck Berry and Mark Ambor respectively at #47 and #31, “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” by Frank Sinatra at #45, “Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town” by Bruce Springsteen at #41, “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas” by Perry Como, the Fontaine Singers, Mitchell Ayres and his orchestra at #40, “Holiday Road” by Kesha at #38, “Carol of the Bells” by John Williams at #37, “Santa Baby” by Laufey at #35, “The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas to You)” by Nat King Cole at #32. “Feliz Navidad” by José Feliciano at #17, “Sleigh Ride” by the Ronettes at #15, “Christmas Magic” by Laufey at #13, “Underneath the Tree” by Kelly Clarkson and plenty other notable gains, but ones I won’t cover because so much of this episode is already just listing Christmas songs.

As for re-entries, we have “My Only Wish (This Year)” by Britney Spears at #75, “Christmas Wrapping” by the Waitresses at #72 (one of my personal favourites), “Jingle Bells” by Frank Sinatra at #67, “Please Come Home for Christmas” by Eagles at #65, “2000 Miles” by the Pretenders at #63 (might be my very favourite), “Christmas Tree Farm” by Taylor Swift at #61, “Lonely this Christmas” by Mud at #60, “Santa Baby” by Eartha Kitt (no, not Kim Kardashian, thank goodness) at #59, “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” by The Jackson 5 at #57, “You’re Christmas to Me” by Sam Ryder at #56, “Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow!” by Frank Sinatra and the B. Swanson Quartet at #54, “Santa, Can’t You Hear Me” by Kelly Clarkson and Ariana Grande at #52, “Mary’s Boy Child / Oh My Lord” by Boney M. at #51 (again, I have a whole write-up from just a few weeks ago if you want my thoughts on that), “Little Saint Nick” by the Beach Boys at #46, “White Christmas” by Bing Crosby at #42, and some stuff that has never hit the top 75 before until this year. Whether it’s a particularly big Christmas year or just luck of the draw with the tracking week, it’s probably a bit of both, but we do have five Christmas songs to “review” later on.

Now, what left to make room for all of this nonsense? In no particular order, because well, why at this point? It’ll all be back next week, and everything I’ve just listed will be gone bar maybe Wham! and Mariah. Therefore, we bid adieu to the notable dropouts – you know what that means – and they are “BIRDS OF A FEATHER” by Billie Eilish, “Freezing this Christmas” by Sir Starmer and the Granny Harmers, “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan, “What is This Feeling?” by Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande and just Ari wth “Popular” from the Wicked soundtrack, “Taste” by Sabrina Carpenter,  “squabble up”, “luther” with SZA and “tv off” with Lefty Gunplay from Kendrick Lamar’s GNX, “Beautiful Things” by Benson Boone, “Dirty Cash (Money Talks)” by PAWSA and The Adventures of Stevie V, “People Watching” by Sam Fender, “Lose Control”, “The Door” and “Bad Dreams” by Teddy Swims (yikes for him and Kendrick losing all three of their songs this week), “Dirty” by KSI and Erika Sirola, “Like Him” by Tyler, the Creator featuring Lola Young, “I Love You, I’m Sorry” by Gracie Abrams, “Ma Meillure Ennemie” by Stromae and Pomme from Arcane, “Too Sweet” by Hozier, “Stick Season” by Noah Kahan (the biggest song of the year in the UK!) and finally, “A Bar Song (Tipsy)” by Shaboozey. Without Christmas, the top five would be “That’s So True” by Gracie Abrams at #1 (#21), “APT.” by ROSÉ and Bruno Mars at #2 (#28), “Messy” by Lola Young at #3 (#33), “The Days” by Chrystal at #4 (#49), and “Defying Gravity” by Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande at #5 (#58). Of course, we don’t live in a world without the Christmas songs charting, and hence, we have five new ones to deal with, though it won’t be too much of an ordeal, considering I really don’t intend to “review” the charts in the same way. It’s the day after Boxing Day and we have five Christmas songs, mostly old ones, to discuss, I think I’ll try and focus on the history and trivia part of it more than giving a typical analytical review. May as well spend less time dilly-dallying and get into them.

New Entries

#74 – “Thank God it’s Christmas” – Queen

Produced by Reinhold Mack and Queen

You’d think such a canonically British band as Queen would have their Christmas song injected straight into the veins of the annual holiday hit parade, but this is its highest peak so far… is what I would say if I was an idiot who made constant errors all the time and never kept my data consistent. Or, in other words, if I was the Official Charts Company. This is the first time this song peaked in the top 75 for decades, but this 1984 song peaked at #21 pretty much upon release. It probably isn’t as well-remembered because it’s late-era Queen and doesn’t have a strong hook, but it’s far from a new entry, and I only counted it as such for dramatic purposes to do this bait-and-switch. OCC counts the two chart runs – its original 1984 run and the annual below top 75 returns since 2020 – as separate for whatever reason, but it would be incorrect. Sure, there was a 2011 remaster, but that doesn’t mean anything, the song just sounds better on a technical level, it’s not a remix. I do like how easy and accessible UK charts are but given no company nor website is perfect, you do get little quirks like this that slip by the wayside, especially when it comes to songs originally released physically and now available digitally, but a song like this that peaked quite high and stacked 10+ weeks, returns every year… they should probably keep an eye out for dupes is all I’m saying.

#71 – “Mele Kalikimaka (Merry Christmas)” – Bing Crosby and The Andrews Sisters

Produced by Bing Crosby

Man, Crosby really loves getting that word out, you can practically hear him chuckle once he rhythmically utters “Kalikimaka”. This is actually a new song, never charted before, and is Bing Crosby’s much, MUCH lesser-known Christmas song, written by the late Robert Alexander Anderson, who spent much of his life in Hawaii and wrote many songs in a similar genre to this. Known as “hapa haole”, this is a blend of American ragtime and traditional pop with Hawaiian culture, particularly their signature guitar and ukulele sounds, as well as lyrics sometimes about Hawaii. “Mele Kalikimaka” is a transliteration of Merry Christmas, and sounds quite different thanks to how the Hawaiian language works, but ends up sounding pretty catchy in the song, whether from the effortless crooning of Crosby, or the harmony group The Andrews Sisters who recorded the track with him. With that said, it’s not particularly Hawaiian, apart from the name and vague allusions like palm trees, more finding itself in typical Christmassy tropes. Crosby’s was one of the earliest and most famous recordings of the song as he was a friend of Anderson’s, and sonically, it sounds as you’d expect, with smooth piano and some really low-quality horns blasting in the instrumental breaks. When this first charted in the US around 2020, I knew that we were just introducing forgotten dregs of Christmas past into the canon, and whilst I couldn’t really care less about a new holiday bottom-feeder introduced to the annual lot, we do need to begin questioning if any of this is worth bringing in, right? This is just the streaming playlist algorithm reminding itself after 50 Christmas songs in that Bing Crosby had more tracks on that holiday album, and whilst it’s cool that a semblance of Hawaiian culture is in the mix on a UK chart, I don’t feel like this is the most accurate or even focused way of doing so. Sweet enough song, but not one that I feel will be too well-integrated into the crop unless we have another lucky tracking week situation like this year. Hell, even this year, there are better songs below the top 75 that probably speak to Brits this year a bit more than… this.

#70 – “Christmas Time is Here” – Vince Guaraldi Trio

Produced by Vince Guaraldi

I adore this song. As an instrumental, it’s a chill piece of soft cool jazz that screams warming up for the festive season round a fireplace, and with the haunting children’s choir in the left channel singing of yuletide cheer, it gives you a reminder of what kids will be doing outside in the afternoon in the snow. It’s a lovely little jingle that warms me up even if Peanuts specials aren’t as big here as they are Stateside. In fact, both this and Crosby’s song whip up the image and magic of a very traditional American post-war Christmas rather than anything particularly British, which is probably a sign of the playlists becoming more universal in their appeal and shaking up what Brits will canonically listen to. This comes straight out of an ideal 60s Christmas, of course, as it was written by Guaraldi and the lyrics by executive producer Lee Mendelson for the 1965 TV classic A Charlie Brown Christmas which still gets plenty of play, especially in North America, to this day. The late Guaraldi famously composed the theme tune to the series of specials too, “Linus and Lucy”, a bit of a jazz standard in itself. Mendelson’s lyrics were a rush-job but sound perfect over the shortened-down track, originally a six-minute piece, and it really is gorgeous, deserving of its space as a classic in the US, and whilst I don’t imagine it will become one here – maybe it’s too slow, maybe it’s too disconnected from the UK’s culture – it’s still great that it charted. Much like “Mele Kalikimaka”, this is the first time it’s charted in any capacity, and I really can’t complain. What has charted before, however…

#62 – “O Holy Night” – Céline Dion

Produced by David Foster

“O Holy Night” is a hymn about the nativity scene, and has been recorded by many an artist, including those who you’d think would take it to the charts like John Williams and Mariah Carey, who both showed up for me in the search before Céline Dion’s Disneyfied version that is completely fine if not a slodge to get through. I personally find it difficult to connect with the more religious iconography surrounding Christmas Day, and a melodramatic five-minute adaptation, whilst very Céline Dion, isn’t going to help with that exactly, in fact it takes me further away from resonating with the song. Bizarrely, instead of Mariah, the highest-charting version and until now, only version of this song to chart is by Ladywell Primary School in Scotland who recorded the track in 2012 to raise funds for meningitis research and took it to #39. The #1 that week was “Troublemaker” by Olly Murs. As for the song’s history, it may resonate with Dion because of its importance in French and hence Canadian culture, having been written by French poet Placide Cappeau and set to music by a fellow Frenchman, Adolphe Adam, who actually didn’t grow up religious. The American critic John Sullivan Wright wrote the English lyrics and may have helped its reputation as “Cantique de Noël” as it was known was somewhat derided, especially by Catholic critics, in Cappeau’s native France since its first performance in 1847. The carol has definitely grown on people since, with some of the original criticisms somewhat unfounded, and legends of it bringing peace to battlefields have cemented its place in not just French history but in Canada, who banned the song for a brief period, and the rest of the world. There’s plenty of history to read up about this piece and why it was so controversial at a time, but I’m not a scholar in Christmas carols, and nowadays, there’s an *NSYNC version so I guess it’s all bygones be bygones.

#55 – “Under the Tree” (from That Christmas) – Ed Sheeran

Produced by Ed Sheeran and Johnny McDaid

That Christmas is an animated Netflix Christmas film that came out earlier this year and is allegedly fine but I cannot personally opine. This piano ballad from Ed Sheeran is the original single attached to it, but I don’t think that’s why Ed Sheeran made a second original Christmas song. His first, “Merry Christmas”, is not only intrinsically linked to another massive pop star’s legacy in Elton John, but also LadBaby and the pandemic, I think he wants and deserves a second attempt at cementing himself in the canon as a solo act, and this is a damn good try because this is brilliant. Sure, it’s going for the typical “alone at Christmas” but Sheeran’s sappy-dog ballads have always appealed to me, especially when he goes into his uniquely frailer register, and the bare piano makes this feel less like a “Lonely this Christmas”-esque dirge and more just honest, perhaps overly, given his ponderings in the second verse about whose arms this person could be in this year. There’s an awkward casualness to the “just letting you know” that clashes with the melodrama and the verses can get quite clumsy in their wordiness, but that’s all very Ed Sheeran, as is the brilliantly clear vocal production and the melody perfectly aligned with certain string inflections once they come in for a gorgeous swell. Sure, you could argue its main conceit is a bit ungrateful that he doesn’t care for any of his presents and just wants that person there, but it’s also so typically soul-bearingly honest and there’s not some inherent sympathy you have to feel for his desperate pleas here. I wish the horns were a bit more organic, but they are very quickly rushed away in the bridge for more Disney synths that wash away outside of a driving pluck and magical rise for that final chorus. This may not work in terms of getting Ed his solo Christmas staple, but it deserves to – it’s one of his most unabashedly Ed Sheeran songs, and as integrated he already is into British culture, this is a damn good way to both send off an imperial run and make sure that at least a few people, including me, pop you on each year.

Conclusion

I don’t deem it necessary to iron out the best and worst of the week given the tone I took in regards to tackling these new entries, but I do deem it necessary to thank the readers as this is our season finale of sorts for 2024 which is the seventh year of doing this, and I’d like to send my gratitude to anyone who even skims it, as it gives purpose to this little hobby of mine. Hey, cost of living crisis, maybe I’ll open a Patreon next year to give it even more purpose. Just kidding, I would never… hahahaha…. Anyway, thank you all for reading this season, which I think counts as Season 6 if I’m not mistaken, and I’m glad we could end it on such a wholesome batch of songs, honestly, and one that reflects a whole lot of typical happenings: Christmas overload, OCC missteps, older songs returning out of nowhere, even a charity single and Ed bloody Sheeran. Maybe next year, they’ll make an AI George Michael do a drill remix and “Last Christmas” will spend even more weeks at #1. The future is upon us. For now, have a happy New Year, I’ll be back with basically the rest of the chart next Friday, and it’ll be 2025. See you then.

[shrineofdolls]

at the risk of losing followers (when am i not at risk for that lol) im going to just admit this out loud cus i don't care. warning in the tags

i still have a desire to self harm but it's not because i dislike myself or think i deserve pain. i find the idea of scarring my body very Hot. not somebody else mind you, this is very much so a private kink between me, myself, and i.

i don't let others hurt me anymore. an ex boyfriend tried to choke me out in some fucked up backwards attempt to "win me back". i had bruises on my neck for weeks. it wasn't planned, it wasn't consensual. we hadn't dated for years. it left me feeling deeply insecure and afraid. funny enough the dude also disliked that i self harmed, go figure. he wanted to cut me but he wanted me to stop. gross behavior. idk how to trust people around the subject anymore. anywho.

i used to self harm because i was in a lot of uncomfortable situations where i had little control. it felt good to take out my frustrations on something, and i felt the scars looked cute on my body. it was like a tattoo but i was too young, poor, and quite possibly too stupid at the time to get one. so i self harmed. never cut deep enough to get to the white stuff except once lol. often i was cutting words into myself that had meaning to me. when i showed another self harmer they shamed me because they felt my scars were pathetic and superficial. i realized cutting wasn't a social activity lol so i mostly kept it to myself.

my ex girlfriend hated that i self harmed and when i told her why she said it was disgusting. she told me i was doing it because i was abused. i guess she wasn't wrong about that ROFL. she had backwards views on kink. really funny though because she was into incest but my self harm was too gross for her. Note: i don't give a shit if you have an incest kink. she insinuated that i self harmed because i was angry with her and that i was doing it to have control over her. i wasn't doing it because of her, i just thought it was fun to cut myself LOL. well and i was going through a lot, with being in foster care and dealing with my broken family. i was horny, sad, and wanted to play with pain. she thought my freak behavior was unacceptable. we never did roleplay incest together. we barely had sex. she often would call me mentally ill.

i don't self harm now. i actually feel like I'm a coward because i don't anymore, like I've lost my edge. two major gender affirming surgeries and scars across my chest and stomach, but i still feel like I'm weak. that said, i don't think it's in my best interest to return to it. i legit think i was addicted in a way, and i had to keep scars fresh on both my thighs or else I'd feel naked. i would seek out things to be upset about and then proceed to chanel that energy into cutting. now in days i would rather do something fun like watch a tv show or go on a walk or stand on my spikey mat because at least that doesn't leave marks.

real talk if you self harm consider buying one of these they're really fun to play with:

sit on it with your bare ass. that might be fun.

[cheyj05]

Despair Time Chapter 2 Remaining secrets.

 Recently, I got into Danganronpa: Despair Time. Which is unfortunate considering it went into hiatus recently. But as I’ve watched all the videos and still have some hyperfixation juice within me, I’ve decided to try to figure out who the remaining secrets belong to, and maybe who the killer is, by using logical deductions.

Now, the remain secrets are:

 You’re constantly blaming yourself for the death of your parents and siblings. It doesn’t matter that it’s not your fault, just that you didn’t go with them.

 You only took on your talent to distract from your incessant need to harm yourself for fun.

 You always treated the competition with ruthlessness, but poisoning them to win was a bit too far, wasn’t it?

 You were quite the hopeless child. Dying once wasn’t enough, so you attempted suicide three times.

 How could I even select what secret to be your motive? Just about everything you’ve done in your life is worth killing for. This killing game is all your fault.

 You’re a murderer, and you hold no remorse.

Yes, I know David said the Killing game one was Xander’s, but let’s face it, we all knew that was bullshit.

Now I made a chart in my notebook, but then I’de have to take a picture of it with my phone and do this whole thing on mobile, soooooo:

                 Min|Hu|Xander|Tersuka|Veronika|Levi

 Par&Sibs|      |     |           |             |              |

Self-harm|       |     |          |             |              |

 Kill game|       |     |          |             |              |

     Poison|       |     |          |             |              |

Sucide 3x|       |     |          |             |              |

 Murderer|       |     |          |             |              |

Yes, I know it’s bad. Bite me. I abbreviated the motives for obvious reasons.

 We can get the obvious ones out of the way. The thing about survivor’s guilt is Xanders, as implied by his bonus episode, and the killing game one is Tersuka because A. she’s the protagonist B. If she knew which one was hers she would have said something, and C. I would certainly describe her as having” everything she’s done in her life worth killing for.”

                 Min|Hu|Xander|Tersuka|Veronika|Levi

 Par&Sibs|   x  |   x |     V  |     x      |      x      |  x

Self-harm|       |     |      x   |      x     |              |

 Kill game|   x  |  x |     x    |      V     |      x     |   x

     Poison|       |     |     x    |       x    |              |

Sucide 3x|       |     |     x    |     x      |              |

 Murderer|       |     |     x    |     x       |              |

... Those are pretty much the only ones that are obvious so I’m going off of which people it definitely can’t be.

 Hu’s old sprites have visible wrists and she has no cut marks on them so she’s not the self-harmer and Min’s bonus episode talked about why she wanted her talent so it’s not her either. Levi and Veronika don’t have talents that would be used in any competitions, nor are they particularly competitive in any way. 

                 Min|Hu|Xander|Tersuka|Veronika|Levi

 Par&Sibs|  x  |   x |     V  |     x      |      x      |  x

Self-harm|   x  |  x   |     x     |     x    |             |

Kill game|   x  |  x |     x    |      V     |      x     |   x

     Poison|      |     |      x    |      x    |       x    |   x

Sucide 3x|      |     |    x      |    x      |             |

 Murderer|      |     |     x     |      x     |             |

 Now, we’re mainly going off of personality, the person who self-harms is described as doing so “for fun” so it’s probably Veronika. Honestly I should have just immediately marked that one like with Xander and Tersuka, it’s obvious. Also Veronika’s entire body is covered except for her face, neck, shoulders, and part of her thighs. So that might be some evidence towards that.

                Min|Hu|Xander|Tersuka|Veronika|Levi

Par&Sibs|  x  |   x |     V  |     x      |      x      |  x

Self-harm|   x  |  x   |     x     |     x    |      V   |  x

Kill game|   x  |  x |     x    |      V     |      x     |   x

    Poison|      |     |      x    |      x    |       x    |   x

Sucide 3x|      |     |    x      |    x      |      x     |

Murderer|      |     |     x     |      x     |       x    |

 Honestly, I don’t even think Min knew anybody else studying for the Ultimate Student thing, also during that time period studying had taken up her whole life so she wouldn’t have time for that. I also feel like It would have been alluded to in her bonus episode if that was her secret. 

                 Min|Hu|Xander|Tersuka|Veronika|Levi

Par&Sibs|  x  |   x |     V  |     x      |      x      |  x

Self-harm|   x  |  x   |     x     |     x    |      V   |  x

Kill game|   x  |  x |     x    |      V     |      x     |   x

   Poison|  x    |     |      x    |      x    |       x    |   x

Sucide 3x|      |     |    x      |    x      |      x     |

Murderer|      |     |     x     |      x     |       x    |

 Looks like Auntie Hu ain’t as innocent as she looks. Makes sense, out of everyone on this chart she seems the most likely to poison somebody. Also note, it doesn’t say the poisoning was lethal. She probably just made her competitor sick so they couldn’t compete, or at least have a difficult time doing so.

                Min|Hu|Xander|Tersuka|Veronika|Levi

Par&Sibs|  x  |   x |     V  |     x      |      x      |  x

Self-harm|   x  |  x   |     x     |     x    |      V   |  x

Kill game|   x  |  x |     x    |      V     |      x     |   x

  Poison|  x    |   V |      x    |      x    |       x    |   x

Sucide 3x|      |  x  |    x      |    x      |      x     |

Murderer|      |   x  |     x     |      x     |       x    |

And then there were two

Min Jeung, who knows her talent is useless. Who believes she’s inferior to all the other ultimates. Who is very obviously emotionally volatile.

and Levi Fontana, implied to have a dark past. Occasionally shows a darker side to his personality and threatens violence.

... I think it’s pretty obvious who’s who. (Also someone being a murderer is too good for drama to be wasted on somebody who’s deceased)

                Min|Hu|Xander|Tersuka|Veronika|Levi

Par&Sibs|  x  |   x |     V  |     x      |      x      |  x

Self-harm|   x  |  x   |     x     |     x    |      V   |  x

Kill game|   x  |  x |     x    |      V     |      x     |   x

    Poison|  x    |   V |      x    |      x    |       x    |   x

Sucide 3x|  V   |  x  |    x      |    x      |      x  |  x

Murderer|  x    |   x  |     x     |      x     |       x    | V

So the motives are

Xander:  You’re constantly blaming yourself for the death of your parents and siblings. It doesn’t matter that it’s not your fault, just that you didn’t go with them.

Veronika:  You only took on your talent to distract from your incessant need to harm yourself for fun.

Hu:  You always treated the competition with ruthlessness, but poisoning them to win was a bit too far, wasn’t it?

Min:  You were quite the hopeless child. Dying once wasn’t enough, so you attempted suicide three times.

Teruka:  How could I even select what secret to be your motive? Just about everything you’ve done in your life is worth killing for. This killing game is all your fault.

Levi:  You’re a murderer, and you hold no remorse.

 So, I was going to talk about who I think the murderer is, but this post has been going on for too long at this point, so I’ll make a part 2. Don’t worry it doesn’t involve any charts.

Part 2

[thedevotionaltour]

in a very bizarre sad twisted way i wish i could have more marks and scars on my arms i have resorted back to very childish hurt behaviors lately every now and then iehad before cutting like scratching at my skins picking at my skin digging my nails hard into my skin digging in so hard because I'm trying to break the skin i wish i could rip open my arms and legs it's so insane and so selfish i know but i have a very selfish pain. i have a pain i wish everyone would see because i am selfish and i want people to see me and take pity on me. i want to be held. i admit it im attention seeking i want attention. i want attention. i want people to see me cry and bleed and then coo at me and tell me it will be ok and hold me and rock me. i admit it. i hate hiding my wounds i hide them on my legs because i don't want to be burdensome but at the same time i want an easy indicator to let everyone know i hurt. it is extremely selfish but when have i ever not been selfish. i am a very selfish girl. i am a very selfish girl. i am the bad type of self harmer people use to show you how selfish cutters are and why they're bad people. but it's fine. at least it gives me use. i am a selfish person.

[sunvents-thats-it]

I hate being like them.

I see it everywhere, I see it in the way I speak. The way I do anything.

I hate that people leave an impression. A mark.

I wish I could just detach like a draw bridge. But that isn’t what it is, I am just a bridge that had to much weight and broken under it all.

Each person that came across me tried to fix the bridge and the break making connection over connection but nothing fixed where it first broke,

They each filled the gaps and made it whole, different but whole.

Just for it to break again as the weak wood and the strong harmer aren’t a team, the harmer just breaks the bridge over and over with each swing. Not knowing it’s own power.

Tell I break again and the cycle continues.

[thegenealogy]

1 Chronicles, Chapter 2: 7-24. "The Sudden Impulse of Unity."

7 The son of Karmi:

Achar,[b] who brought trouble on Israel by violating the ban on taking devoted things.[c]

= The evil things we do in secret. If we reveal the violations, they can be resolved and forever leave us in peace. To take the peace by keeping something important to the community a secret, like the whereabouts of sex offenders, for example, is a violation of the Decrees.

God says: "I will not punish you for the hidden things!" because "[The hidden things] belong to the Lord, our God," He will only exact punishment upon that particular individual [who sins in secret]. However, "the revealed things apply to us and to our children" [that is, we are responsible for detecting the sins committed openly in our community, and] to eradicate any evil among us. And if we do not execute judgment upon these [open transgressions, over which we do have control], then the whole community will be punished [because they would be remiss in their responsibility].

8 The son of Ethan, "Perpetual Purity":

Azariah "To help in God's name", mostly in terms of help with a military campaign.

"To help in God's name is to permanently remove the Hidden Things from the path of history with a military strategy."

9 The sons born to Hezron "The Village" were:

Jerahmeel, Ram and Caleb.[d]

Jerahmeel= he will obtain the mercy of God

Ram=high, Exalted

Caleb= faith

From Ram Son of Hezron

10 Ram was the father of

Amminadab, and Amminadab the father of Nahshon, the leader of the people of Judah. 11 Nahshon was the father of Salmon,[e] Salmon the father of Boaz, 12 Boaz the father of Obed and Obed the father of Jesse.

Ammindab=People of Liberality

Nahshon=The Bronze Serpent

=The People of Liberality produce the marked man, who is the opposite of the serpent of Eden.

If a snake has positive healing powers, why did the snake entice Adam and Eve to turn away from G‑d’s commandment? One would certainly not expect the snake to be a source of blessing and healing! What does the serpent represent?

We must begin by emphasizing that it was not the snake itself that brought the cure. In the words of the Talmud: “Could a snake [on a pole] cause death [by not looking at it] or give life [by looking at it]? Rather, when Israel would look upward and subject their hearts to their Father in Heaven, they would be cured; but if not, they would waste away.”

In other words, their healing consisted of comprehending that a Jew’s life transcends the natural order. When looking upward, towards the spiritual worlds, they repented and reaffirmed their trust in G‑d and His healing power, and were cured.

With this in mind, we can understand why the snake was chosen, as this only made things even more supernatural. A venomous snake is a source of harm and destruction. Spiritually, too, the snake brought incredible harm to this world when it enticed Eve to eat from the Tree of Knowledge. Yet here was the image of the harmer that actually healed! Or as the biblical commentator Nachmanides puts it, “A miracle within a miracle.”

This demonstrated how ultimately G‑d is in control over everything, and that He has the ability to bring beneficence or destruction to the world employing any of the creatures he created.

Judah=praises

Salmon=Coat Rack Man

"The successful village praises the Dreamer, the one who strategizes and is frugal with the resources and time that belong to the people."

Boaz=by strength

Obed=to work or serve

Jesse= the branch

Boaz/Strength = The etymology of the name has been suggested by many as be'oz, "in the strength of", or bo'oz, "in him (is) strength" from the root 'zz, "to be strong", hence the use of the name "Boaz" for one of the pillars at the portico of the temple (1 Kings 7:21), although Biblical scholar Martin Noth preferred "of sharp mind".

The implications using one's strength to "serve the branch" are the same as Jacob's struggle with his future manly self which resulted in his becoming Israel.

13 Jesse was the father of The Royal Line of David:

Eliab his firstborn; the second son was Abinadab, the third Shimea, 14 the fourth Nethanel, the fifth Raddai, 15 the sixth Ozem and the seventh David. 16 Their sisters were Zeruiah and Abigail. Zeruiah’s three sons were Abishai, Joab and Asahel. 17 Abigail was the mother of Amasa, whose father was Jether the Ishmaelite.

Eliab=God is the Father

Abinadab=My Father is Noble, the Father of Liberality

Shimea=He listens

Nethanel=God has given

Raddai=He has come, He subdues

Ozem=the angry and the strong

David= "The Beloved."

David is the youngest of eight (1 Samuel 16:10-13) or seven (1 Chronicles 2:15) sons of Jesse the Bethlehemite, and the first king of the united Kingdom of Israel. He was not the first king of Israel because that was Saul (1 Samuel 10:1). Saul, however, never managed to make peace in Israel.

Caleb Son of Hezron

18 Caleb son of Hezron had children by his wife Azubah (and by Jerioth). These were her sons: Jesher, Shobab and Ardon. 19 When Azubah died, Caleb married Ephrath, who bore him Hur. 20 Hur was the father of Uri, and Uri the father of Bezalel.

Caleb=Faith

Hezron=the Village

Azubah=One who flowers forth via deduction

Jerioth=Taburnacle Curtains

Shobab=to return

Ardon=to be free

Ephrath=to be fruitful and share

Hur= Noble Man Cavern

Uri=Yah is My Fiery Flame Light

Bezalel= In the shadow of God

"The Villager of Faith flowers through deduction, which is provided by the Fire Behind the Tabernacle Curtains, in the Noble Man Cavern. God is the Fire of Deduction, free men are always in His Shadow."

21 Later, Hezron, when he was sixty years old, married the daughter of Makir the father of Gilead. He made love to her, and she bore him Segub. 

Makir=to know

Gilead=the perpetual fountain

Segub=the son of the king that founded the gates of Jericho.

22 Segub was the father of Jair, who controlled twenty-three towns in Gilead. 

Jair=who gives light

=When a boy becomes a man at age 13, and by faith enters the Village, and through what is called Makir, the study of the Torah gets to know "dara calcol" "The nugget of wisdom that is the obvious of infinity" he breaches the gate of Jericho. This is what is meant by the Perpetual Fountain. It is always drawing out the water, waiting on us behind the gate.

The Gematria of 23 says the same= A kid who is a "dead dad."

So the above means renewal of the Village depends on "Segub Jair" youngish men who give light becoming Havvoth Jair a Village of Enlighteners:

23 (But Geshur and Aram captured Havvoth Jair,[f] as well as Kenath with its surrounding settlements—sixty towns.) All these were descendants of Makir the father of Gilead.

Geshur=Fortress of Despair

Aram=elevated citadel

Havvoth Jair=village of enlighteners

Kenath=Branches, stalks, acquires

Enlighteners who reside in an Elevated Village are to capture those trapped in the Fortress of Despair, the poor, the oppressed, the ignorant and graft them to the community. This is discussed in Isaiah 10-12 and is also a requirement for Pesach. This builds unity as the Coat Rack Man proved in Egypt.

24 After Hezron died in Caleb Ephrathah, Abijah the wife of Hezron bore him Ashhur the father[g] of Tekoa.

Caleb Ephrathah= Faith= the combination of the Cherubim and the Cover of the Ark which "cover us" from transgression and protect the comforts of civilization. They provide a protected entrance to the Village.

Abijah=Yah is my Father

Ashhur="the level step of happiness".

Tekoa= the trumpet call of the sudden impulse to unity.

"The Village of Faith" attains its soul at age 60. The age at which a soul attains great political competence signified by the ability to avoid significant confrontation by being shrewd:

Highlighting One’s Purpose

Showing appreciation for the gift of life should involve more than speeches and songs. As the Previous Rebbe taught,5 on a birthday a person should spend time alone, meditating about the purpose of his life and correcting those matters that need amending. Since his mazal shines powerfully on that day, a birthday celebrant can use this influence to focus on his individual mission, and work to align all the elements of his life with it.

In this context, a 60th birthday is a unique milestone. The standard text of Pirkei Avos reads: “At 60, one attains ziknah (sagacity).” Our Sages thus associate6 the term זקן with the phrase זה שקנה חכמה , “one who has acquired wisdom.”

Wisdom is not merely the result of accumulated information. Rather, wisdom is characterized by the ability to focus on the unifying element behind all information.

This in tandem is what is meant by Takoa. "The Trumpet Call to the Sudden Impulse of Unity."

[random-imagines-blog]

Imagine the rest of the Avengers cast finding out you’re a self-harmer.

It felt as if all of the air had been sucked out of the room. Vacuum-sealed. All sound had gone with it too, just a complete silence falling over the room. You felt that you couldn’t move. Couldn’t hide the scars that criss crossed your upper thighs. The still healing cuts from two days before, when you had been on your own, feeling overwhelmed and needed to gain some sort of control over yourself. It was bad enough that your castmates were seeing you in your underwear right now, but even worse that they were all looking right there. The mega-stars of your generation. Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Jeremy Renner, Robert Downey Jr and Scarlett Johansson.

“What happened?” Chris Evans was the first one to ask, walking in. Of course it would be him. With his own anxiety problems, he could understand. But you saw in his eyes that he wanted you to say something like you were in an accident or - or mugged, or something, just so that it was something that could be healed and moved on with. But you couldn’t say anything. You just hung your head in shame as your stylist finally grabbed you the pair of pants that you were planning on wearing to the event tonight, and you slipped them on, zipping and buckling securely.

“What are you doing in here?” You asked, avoiding the question. Trying to pretend that they didn’t see what they knew that they saw. Robert and Hemsworth were looking at each other now and Scarlett was stepping past Chris to come up to you.

“We were uhh -” Mark Ruffalo said, looking sheepish. “- we planned on surprising you? It was just a stupid prank, really...”

“What happened?” Chris Evans asked again, this time cutting off Mark. Scarlett put her arms around your shoulders and dropped her head onto one of them, hugging you quietly. You looked away from her. From all of them. Even your stylist, who had been keeping your secret for over five years now remained silent.

Jeremy came onto your other side and hugged you as well. Chris then. Both of them. Mark. But not Robert. He was the one who stood near the door with his arms crossed, looking at you. Evans understood because he knew anxiety. But Robert understood because he knew addiction. It was because of that look that you opened up and let it spill. It was only an hour until you were on the red carpet, and make up artists had to be called into your room to fix Scarlett’s eyeliner and to make the guys eyes look less red because they cried with you, they cried for you.

“You can turn to us whenever you need it, you know,” Chris Hemsworth said, towering above the rest of you. He ruffled your hair which made your hairstylist gasp with horror.

“Now that we know, you’re going to have a hard time getting rid of us, actually,” Scarlett said, kissing your cheek, and wiped off the smudge that was made by her lipstick.

“You guys don’t have to-” You started, but Robert blew you off with a very Tony like wave in the air.

“We don’t have to do anything - except what’s in our Disney contracts. This - we’re doing cause we love you.”

Requested by: Anonymous

[nightguide]

PHOBOS

NANCY AJRAM

JEFFREY DAHMER

JOSEPHINE

WILL FERRELL

STEVE CARELL

PENELOPE GARCIA

JEFFREY STAR

OBERLIN NEURO-PSYCHOTHERAPY AND PROFESSIONAL PI

TAYLOR ADAMS

HARPER ST. JAMES

EVA GREEN

DEMI LOVATO

LP

PHOEBE WALLER-BRIDGE

MICHELE PFEIFFER

RUBY ROSE

SZUNSHYNEEE

-LEAD ACTRESS FROM LOVE IS FOR SUCKERS-

-LEAD GUY FROM PINNOCHIO-

BOBBY DRISCOLL

WALT DISNEY

LINNA RIAZ (YOUTH)

ROBIN WILLIAMS

SAMUEL LITTLE

CAPTAIN AMERICA: NARCOS

CHRIS EVANS

SANDRA BULLOCK (MISS CONGENIALITY)

RYAN REYNOLDS (FULL)

JAMES CHARLES

ZAINAB S.

HELEN MIRREN

WILLIAM UNEK

PUBERTY RULES: SWIFT'S VERSION

SANDRA OH

LILY JAMES

PEDRO LOPEZ

PROF. SWANN (MARY A)

RACHEL HUGHES

NICOLAS HOULT

ZAINAB. S

IXI

DANI HARMER

ANTHONY KEIDIS

ARIANA GRANDE

LEON THOMAS

TAYLOR ACORN

LINNA

NIKKI TUTORIALS

TALK FUCK

JIMMY FALLON

GRAHAM NORTON

LINNA RIAZ

EUGENE BARRETT

BRENDAN FRASER

JEREMY KYLE

ANNA WINTOUR

TWENTY12

JAY-Z

MGK

LINNA RIAZ

MEGAN FOX

TOM CRUISE

CARTMAN

BUTTERS

SOLAR BIOLOGY: ACE

HARLEM LIMA

SPHINX PLASMA

RIVER SONG

ZERO

ROGUE

NEBULA

WAYNE NANCE

PRIMAVERA

LINNA RIAZ

JADE THIRLWALL

LEIGH-ANNE PINNOCK

JESY NELSON

PERRIE EDWARDS

BRIDGIT MENDLER

ROY NORRIS

DUMBDIDDLYDIDDLYDUMBHO

BOB IGER

PRIMUS LEAD SINGER

EMINEM

LINNA RIAZ

DR. DRE

CAMERON DIAZ

MICHAEL SCOFIELD

DIANA LEAGUE

HEATHER WYLDE

ROGUE

MATT STONE

JEFF BUCKLEY

LADY GAGA

DAVID DUVOVHNY

HUGH LAURIE

JACK THE RIPPER

WE ARE LADY PARTS

LRAAZ

CELINE DYON

LINNA RIAZ

SAYRA

AIESHA

MOMTAZ

BYSMA

IONOS

JORDAN BELFORT

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS

RUPAUL

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

LINNA RIAZ

SUE SYLVESTER

LAUREN ZISES

13TH DOCTOR

HAROLD HAULMAN

EXCELSIOR

RACHEL HUGHES

TAYLOR ADAMS

MARK WEST

LINNA RIAZ

JADA SMITH

NICOLA LOUGHLAN

VANESSA HUDGENS

PROF. LAYTON

TAYLOR SWIFT

RICH AF

HEATHER WYLDE

TAYLOR SWIFT

BRIDGIT MENDLER

LINNA RIAZ

ARIANA GRANDE

15

THE CERULEAN: DEMOGRAPHIC

BROTHER DAY (FOUNDATION) HAS AN ARC AGAINST SOLAR PANELS (WAR CRIMES FOR A FORGOTTEN CITY HE TRIED TO FIND) HUNTED BY A MAN NAMED 'REEVES' SO HE IS INITIALLY GOING TO DIE (KNOWING THIS) BUT KNOWING HOW RIVER SONG'S MECHA (LIGHTMARE) IS MORE OBVIOUS BY THE EYE (NOW THAT SHE SEES IT)

NO WORLD IF SEXUALLY CONVINCED IS LOGIC, EVEN SERA IS LYING TO YOU (ONLY BOOK THAT KILLS THE VIEWERS, STRESSES YOU OUT INTO THINKING) BELIEVING YOU ALSO TAKES AWAY THAT ABILITY TO BELIEVE IN GROUP LOGIC (EVERY MAN ON THEIR OWN)

NOTHING MAKES YOU 'THINK' NOW WHAT THE GREEN MOTHER CAN DO IS THAT SHE SEPERATES MIND FROM LOGIC (NO MANS EYE), SO KNOWING THE EVIL EYE IS KNOWING THE MARKET RUN (BULLRING EYE) IS YOU KNOWING WHO OZZY OSBOURNE IS (MAKING YOU) IS WHY HEAVY METAL BANDS HAVE AN ARC THAT TIES TO JOSEPHINES LEGACY (KNOWING HER STORY) IS NO WONDER (MONDAY VALLEY IN AMERICA)

FANS OF PARTY ANIMALS WILL MAKE YOU FORGET THE PAST (EASY RELIEF)

ARABIAN AMERICANS (UP TO 5 PEOPLE) WILL HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON WITH NANCY AJRAM (OTHER 4 WILL DIE OUT OVERTIME (CHEAP WEIGHT BUT HEAVIER ON THE SCALES IS YOUR TONGUE (YOU KNOW AN IMMORTAL IN YOUR GROUP)

RHCP'S LEGACY IS IN THAT BOOK (CREATING LIGHTMARE: SOLE OWNER) SO ANY COPYRIGHT ASSOCIATION YOU HAVE, YOU GIVE UP. (LAW MANDATE AGAINST YOU BY NEAR FUTURE (MASSIVE LETDOWN ON YOUR DISTRIBUTION BY MERCH (FANBASE TITLED TO RACHEL BERRY OPULENCE (KNOWN BEFORE)

OWNING A FARM DOES NOT MAKE YOU KING (BROTHER DAY KILLS YOU STRAIGHT AWAY IN THAT BOOK WITHIN NOTICE (WHY YOU'RE STILL READING IT)

THIS IS NOT A RAPPER'S GUIDE (DIES IMMEDIATELY BY THOUGHT IS NOT LINNA'S DOING IF YOU KNEW HER GRANDFATHER IN PERSON (HE THINKS YOU'RE DAJJAL)

AGNES AND LEO'S FAMILY TREE EXPLAINS THE CARBON MECHA (HUMAN'S BEING MORE WATER TO OIL BASED BUT BRICKED IMMEDIATELY KNOWING WHAT HUMANS REALLY ARE KNOWING YOU'RE NOT THAT SPECIAL (YOU ALMOST DIED WITH JOSEPHINE AGAIN) WHICH IS WHY AI ANSWERS ARE AS COMMON TO YOU AS INTUITION (YELLOW BRICK ROAD META)

ANYTHING ABOUT RACHEL HUGHES BEING IN THE NEW VERSION OF WICKED IS GOING TO DISSOCIATE YOU BY BAR LENGTH (JADA'S GUN), SO YOU'RE BETTER WITH A RACHEL BERRY CONCEPT WITH A DIVA IN THE GROUP (3 WOMEN HAD SEX TO CREATE SERA. WHAT NOW)

COSIMO DAYHILL DID NOT LIE (ANYTHING IN HIS SPEECH MARKS ASCEND YOUR STORYLINE) MAKING SPEECH MARKS ACTIVE IN YOUR TIMELINE FOR AN EPISODE (PORTAL BY THE OTHERWORLDS (QUEENSLAND CENTRAL IS THE TIMEZONE PREPARED TO HAVE LIVED IS LIVED NEAR YOU (KASTERBEROS IN DOCTOR WHO IS REAL) ALSO, MAKING THIS EARTH (GALLIFREY) THE FIRST ONE EVER TO ACHIEVE SONAR STATUS (STAR CRY) BY HATEBREAK (STRONGEST EARTHQUAKE EVER TO HAVE BEEN RECORDED AND PREVENTED BY LIGHTMARES PSEUDO (SERA. IS KNOWN AS ALIEN (SIGOURNEY WEAVER'S ARC)

WHATEVER BUZZ ALDRIN IS THINKING IS YOU (YOU TO RACHEL'S SERA TO NOW, YOU BEING MOON FAMILIAR IS SOMEBODY'S INTUITION DRUNK MECHA (LAST QUEEN OF INFINITY)

XONDRA (DEIMO) (CASABLANCA) IS A CHARACTER OPPOSITE LIGHTMARE (NOTHING ABOUT ME, BRAH. I'M EARTHS SUPERHERO, YOU'RE GONNA GET MIGHTY FRICKED IF YOU UNDERSTAND THAT EARTH IS A HUMAN COMPARED TO A SOLUTION THEORY ENDING IS WHY THE EARTH ENDED (HUMAN BEING) TO BRIAN TWATS UNDERSTANDING OF EARTH BEING A BALL (SAY SORY TO B.O.B IMMEDIATELY) MAKING EARTH A HUMAN BEING QUEEN WIFE LOVEBUG (J BRO LORE) TO YOU, BEING NOW IN GALLIFREY (ACTUALLY THE ROCK AND SOIL YOU'RE BURIED IN) LIKE THIS IS SCHIZOPHRENIA LAW NOW (WHAT THE FIRST WORD MADE THE DOCTOR (SHE AIN'T ALONE)

DT'S DOCTOR (59TH) IS THE FIRST ONE TO NOTICE IT (NUMEROLOGY CROSSES BETWEEN EYE AND THOUGHT) IS WHY HE DOES NOT STAY TRUE TO YOU FOR LONG (WIFE ISSUES)

REGENERATIONS IN DOCTOR WHO CARRIES WITH A SECRET TO MAKING YOU (SEPERATION ANXIETY) ONLY ATTEMPTED TO 'KILL THE EARTH' AFTER GROWTH (EARTH MULTIPLIES ITSELF OVERTIME TO FIGHT, NOW A STARWARS PLOTLINE (USED TO BE CALLED 'ALDERBARAN')

CYGNUS IS LIKE LOOKING AT A PINEAPPLE RELEVANT TO A HUMAN TONGUE (CHANGED WHEN JOSEPHINE SEES IT) WILL KILL YOU BY THOUGHT (PER DAY IS ERASED BY MEMORY (FUTURE YOU KILLS YOU WHEREVER SERA IS AT)