#maple tag

[jaimemes]

Thoughts on the love square that will likely take over the friend group?

okay no. nonono. youve got it all wrong guys. okay hold on. i need to. i need to make a chart for this.

heres the like. relationship chart of everyone i know so far.

i dont know who the fuck siruis is. but aspen and jaime are friends with em. and i cannot stress enough that i know jack shit about nick. i literally only learned the shit i put in his background info TONIGHT. FOR YALL. youre fuckin welcome btw.

[soemthingsparkly]

me, @its-a-dreamer-life, and @maplesushimc are making the redstone snap tag a thing even if it kills us

right guys? we're all sailing this ship into the afterlife, right guys? right?

what do you mean it's not that serious

listen–

[worlds-least-responsible]

i have a spider too!!! :0 his name is Charlie!! do u think him and maple would get along?

Really? What species is he? Maple's a pretty big girl so I worry if they met she'd probably wanna eat him.

[chamomeow]

Today is Maple's 9 year adoption anniversary! To celebrate I made her pumpkin + carrot pupcakes with peanut butter frosting! <3

[victoria-vd]

you talked about the hounds being hard on their kids a while back. is the maple just sometimes being covered in blood and not knowing why relate to that or is maple just a freak?

They are simply a freak.

[jaimemes]

three? so we’re just admitting it then. okay .zip.

[worlds-least-responsible]

50.. wh47'd y0u n4m3 7h3 l177l3 guy?

(Normal text: So.. what'd you name the little guy?)

—🦠 / ( @tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite )

It's a she. Called her Maple. She's been kind of defensive but not entirely hostile.

[goatisbetheres]

superstitious man who’s worn the same jock since midget pretending to be so happy with his new pair of skates that he’ll never wear for games

[nottodayjustin]

January 4th 2024 best hockey tweet of the day

[samgirard]

└ sway checking on knies | round one, game seven: bos vs. tor | 5.4.24

[jaimemes]

any info on maple parents

well. i found a TREASURE TROVE worth of info for maple's parents. um. gonna put it all under the cut bc this is genuinely a lot of info.

Venus Cayleb Costa Dias and Ulex Antonio Ramos Vargas are rangers, both of which trained together on vulgrado and have been partners since they first got into ranger school. venus was later transferred to paldea on request when maple got into narauva. venus was also selected to join the experimental area zero ranger force, training and preparing for much of his time in paldea, as well as spending quite a bit of time in and out of the crater to get used to the dangerous environment until the program officially launched fulltime after briar's expedition into the depths almost a year ago. he has an umbreon and glaceon, as well as two garchomp, a corviknight, and a gogoat. venus also has a strong preferance for flabebe, and has an anonymous blog dedicated to talking about them that he posts on occasionally in his (nowadays very sparce) free time. this is likely related to him growing up with a family that owned massive florges gardens and bred the pokemon. venus has 1 sibling

ulex on the other hand is a more standard ranger. he is permitted to use a capture styler when needed, and has an espeon and leafeon. he grew up on a farm in vulgrado, and is overal quite plain. he is very much the straight man to the 3 insane people in this 4 person polycule. he also has 2 siblings

nettle is a neurosurgeon. he has no contact with any of his family, and its unclear if nettle carina maletta is actually his name. it may be a fake name and identity, as there is very little record of his existence until his 18th birthday. he has a comfey and a meganium.

Ivelyne "Ivy" Arai is the severe freak here. heir to the Union of the Hounds, she is the oldest of 3 triplets. when she turned 19, ivy disappeared and was classified as a missing person for several years until she was found at age 27. from what can be discerned, though she was living with a fake name, she had legally identified maple has her kid under her real name, allowing her family to find her through finding out about maple first. in regards to maples birth, ivy is known to have been diagnosed with severe postpartum depression and psychosis, as well as persisting mental health issues that led to her being committed to a psych ward for several months after her being found. in the years since, she has gotten much better, and has continued her practice as a therapist. she has a houndoom, runerigus, haxorus, aggron, beheeyem, and vivillon. the runerigus is referred to by maple as their uncle, and ivy is known to admit it is a dead childhood friend of hers, but has not identified whos ghost exactly.

[worlds-least-responsible]

UPDATE ON THE LITTLE GUY I FOUND

I managed to find a big enough enclosure for him, stole some decorations from medbay. I'm not sure on how I'll humidify it but we'll see. I left him in utility for now.

Also, "him" might actually be her, so I'm thinking of naming her Maple. Really hoping she'll make it.

[jaimemes]

close anon! they are actually murdering each other

i think maple is getting murdered

i dont think thats whats happening. but i dont know enough about cyclizar racing to dispute it.

[hanato-hoshi]

what if instead of the death game they signed the application form for lobotomy corporation

[somersetshat]

doodles of the 8th and 13th doctors :D

[maplemaplemaplemaplemaple]

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