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[alphabetcompletionist]

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[alphabetcompletionist]

HELL YEA

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MASSIVE NEWS FOR LINGUISTS: the sphinx of black quartz has just befriended the quick brown fox and the lazy dog.

[alphabetcompletionist]

have you done word disassociation by lemon demon?

that's a hell of a one just to read. anywho yeah sure. song contents under the cut

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Enemy lasagna Robust below wax Semiautomatic aqua Accompany slacks Why coffee gymnastic Motorcycle unibrow Existential plastic extra nightly cow Damn jettison goodbye through Everything center who Spidery concubine Pale lickity-split remorse Vitamin after force Already nested human wine Flight Luminary uprise Entanglement broke Unsophisticated clockwise Holiday way smoke Abundant various Metaphorically applause Underneath hilarious oxymoron claws Rectangular awkward hurt Million controvert Never undressing sneer Blue therapy fall inside Father dethrone applied Guillotine apprehensive engineer

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Prance omelette stalking chimney sweep Eleven hatred earmuff okay rathskeller My elusive hula yellow sketching creamy helium gentlemanly communique

Flouncy! Panicky redundant Psychedelic while Raisin terrible abundant Polyurethane smile Scrumptious mechanical Jungle uncle wish Paleobotanical backwards licorice Truth medical entertain Cleverly porridge brain Jellyfish fingernail Agnostic oppressive wall Platypus parasol Sauntering sawdust opera monorail

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Letter no sly violin dust-bunny Explode serenade why spoil play drip Skullduggery freezer monocle pelican Cool milk freak tongue television staple-gun Mellow face bubblegum periscope fight silly Elephant akimbo paranoia sever maybe Crush toy spoon melt feather clear king weird Space love domino reality apostrophe Dollar jade velocity meringue assuming gentle mister (Word Disassociation, Word Disassociation, Word Disassociation, Word Disassociation) Advertisement suitcase pining lobsters over murderous (Word Disassociation, Word Disassociation, Word Disassociation, Word Disassociation) Distraction flames imposter a-capella crouch about bionic (Word Disassociation, Word Disassociation, Word Disassociation, Word Disassociation) Ruby quickly antidisestablishmentarianism (Word Disassociation, Word Disassociation, Word Disassociation, Word Disassociation)

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[nhura]

QUICK NO ONE'S LOOKING

(See readmore for thoughts, cope, bonus, etc.)

Anyone else up thinking about Ratio's big, strong, secure arms and how warm and all-consuming they could be in a hug or embrace. :/ Anyway

I just wanted to draw them being cute and seizing a sliver of a moment where they could have some PDA silly time without actually having any eyes on them. They're public figures and working adults with very clear boundaries between public persona and private life (to varying degrees of "in a sad way"), so while it may be in Aventurine's nature to constantly blur lines for various agendas and self-preservation (read: play "the flirt" without an aligned goal), I believe that in an actual relationship they'd be fairly private.

It's kind of fun to break your own rules, though! Ratio would be more upset about the consequences, though. He's a little bit of a hypocrite, which is devastating for someone of such discipline, but nobody's perfect.

I'm of the mentality of, "If you're tired of working on it, then just post it!", so here are some fun peripherals that I didn't feel like adding:

Some staff in the background sweeping up to evoke a blended sense of fragile privacy and liminal time.

A laptop on the aquarium/bar/counter because there's something fascinating about seeing people on their work laptops in public.

The rest of their clothes (casual friday)

[sodamnbored]

Leo: *frantically rubbing himself down with balloons*

Nico: What on earth are you doing?

Leo: I’m about to try asking Jason out.

Nico, sarcastically: Sure, that explains everything.

Leo, impatiently: I need it to go well. Look at that face. He must have people hitting on him all the time, so I need a way to stand out.

Leo, grinning: So I’m going to use static electricity to create an electric shock when I casually touch him, so sparks will literally fly when I ask him out.

Nico, amused: Okay, well have fun tricking Jason into falling in love with you.

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[alphabetcompletionist]

i've gotten 30+ followers within my first day, which was. a lil quick. but expected. just a bit crazy, y'know. something

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[computerexploder]

old blood noise endeavors sunlight dynamic reverb (art by jon carling)

[chamerionwrites]

”Your comfort is not more valuable than another person’s life, let alone hundreds or thousands of other people’s lives” is a very simple and obvious ethical concept and yet USAmericans will regularly stand up and argue the opposite with their whole chests. Peak imperialism brainworms

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...25/26?

One of the greatest Tweets and it hasn't even existed for 24 hours

[mothsintherain]

i did the hunger games simulator again but with malevolent this time and the results sure were something

[yuri-puppies]

an inventory of labru and farcille double dates

with thanks to this fanart by @hawberries for the inspiration and to @holmsister for the park date idea

art museum: the toudens wandered off when a local moth flew by in the courtyard and they realized there might be a nest nearby. several people comment on what a handsome couple kabru and marcille make, why, they could be one of the portraits.

theatre play: both toudens are asleep before the intermission. kabru and marcille can't stop shit-talking everything from the acting to the set design out loud and are about to get kicked out.

park: marcille is so ready for a cute picnic under the trees, and she gets it… with kabru. the toudens are rolling in mud with a stranger's dog. this is not even a dog park.

gym: marcille is the only one who thought this was a date.

beach: see daydream hours sketches. marcille came here to look cute and have a good time and is now chasing the other three around with a sunscreen bottle.

science museum: marcille has her lowest-cut top and is planning to Cling TM throughout the grosser exhibits. she underestimated: a) how many children there would be around b) how grossed out she'd get c) how much more interesting the mating rituals of the greater sage-grouse are than her tits. at least kabru isn't there to make fun of her, since he became entranced by evaluating the effectiveness of the various knowledge translation strategies at the anti-pollution exhibit. laios has started giving an impromptu lecture on the dangers of exotic pets in the reptile exhibit to several transfixed children and their baffled parents. the staff has gone from trying to stop him to calling for the volunteer coordinator to recruit him.

[alphabetcompletionist]

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My office divvies up part of our caseload alphabetically, and one of our secretaries just sent me a new file that's not in my part of the alphabet. Because I'm so very helpful I responded:

Moments later, the printer in my office fired up and spit out this piece of paper:

[uukipi]

Pocket sized Elain !!! Our Fav Seer and Gardner

[totalspiffage]

I do need to stress the importance of checking your sources and not taking anecdotes as factual evidence because I've seen several posts today of like, screenshots of reddit comments that are pure feel-good hearsay and we do NOT need to succumb to using hearsay when there are real issues to be dealt with. This can honestly be true of anything. Search it. Double check. Then post about it. Killing misinformation should be a priority.