#man.... sigh
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I hate that I'm lowkey educationally stunted because of the private Christian school I went to from grades 1-9. I never learned how evolution even worked until adulthood (because even though I attended public highschool, they usually assume you already know that stuff by then), I never got a solid grasp of other related stuff that Christians like to deny (luckily they weren't "dinosaurs aren't real" Christian, just "dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time" Christian). Like there's so much I just don't quite understand and I do my best to educate myself now, but it's hard to fill in all the gaps when sometimes I don't even know a gap exists. Fucked me up a little :/
#that school... had issues#didn't help that I was a total pariah even before I started presenting more visibly queer#man.... sigh#ex christian
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arcane ships be like
i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)
#guys i don't actually ship jayvik but it was necessary for the reference#sorry for the quality btw i threw this together#timebomb#jayvik#caitvi#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#EDIT: multiple people have pointed out that the labels i've used aren't the characters' real sexualities. and they're right#there's actually NO labels in runeterra so i shoulda said m/f m/m and f/f relationships#but you guys already gave this 13k notes so whatever bro#just know!!! they are more than whatever nathaniacolver post labels them as! :)#EDIT AGAIN AFTER THE FINALE: I DO INDEED NOW SHIP JAYVIK. DAFUQ#DOOM IS DOOM#edit number 3 or something idk man people keep asking stuff:#i made this after act 1 and before acts 2 & 3 so this is an ACT 1 MEME#and yes timebomb are whatever the frick you want them to be. *sighs*. i should've said f/m relationship so bad
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you all dont know tragic yaoi like i do.
#parkour civilization#parkour civ#parkour villain#parkour civilization fanart#clownpierce fanart#clownpierce#parkour civilization old man#minecraft#mcyt#i know nothing of mr clownpierce#but i hope he can forgive me#for making his little minecraft oc do old man yaoi with the old man npc from parkour civilization#anyways theyve explored eachothers parkour bodies in the parkour bedroom#do you think they 180 vertical block jumped onto their minecraft beds#did you know i spent all day on this when i could have been doing something productive#sigh#moon art
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doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus
watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫
(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#i hope you didn't think i was done with these dorks#they're here to study and also steal everything (including our hearts)#i forget if rollo has a similar line about what he's doing at nrc but i imagine he made sure it was all meticulously above-board#carefully planned out and all his papers in precise order#meanwhile fellow kicks down the door and is like 'what up birdman i'm here to learn some HISTORY'#'also this is my emotional support child. ...wait what do you mean you have precedent for this'#(he does have another home screen line that's like)#('i thought ortho was weird when i met him')#('but now i'm realizing that this school is actually just incredibly buckwild all the time')#sigh. i know fellow and gidel's adventures at nrc are non-canon but i really just want this random adult man inexplicably just there.#the more twst becomes cromartie high the happier i am
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#i love how every game now he seems to find one Unexpected Guy to focus on and get into spicy situations with... cougar in geriatric heat#also i laughed at 'he's not mad he's just disappointed'#also. man who needs to expand his vocabulary of swear words#pardon the quality i feel like the streams i can find these days are worse and worse#(me sighing about the quality of something i am shamelessly p*rating........)#sidney crosby#rasmus andersson#evgeni malkin#michael bunting#pittsburgh penguins#calgary flames#hockey#long post#as always#gay#ao3#nhl
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it’s not even been a month guys
#audibly sighed#jackles the man you are#supernatural#spn#destiel#misha collins#jensen ackles#best of kip (apparently)
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ahhh they’re so cute I love them :,)
#buddie#911 abc#911 show#911 fanart#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buck x eddie#man#first time drawing ship art since like 2022#eddie is so cute sigh
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i neeeeeeed one
Specifically a boyfriend, one old enough to be my dad
not just after sexual stuff but treats me like his actual daughter. Says good morning and good night, asks how my day was, let’s me ramble abt anything
the kind of guy who would see me shivering outside in the rain like i was today and offer to buy me a pack of cigarettes to keep warm, i say no but he insists and gets me those cute Marlboros with the pink packaging!!
need a boyfriend who’s not just trying to fuck and have sex but one who actually likes pending time with me
(And is twice my age!)
#older man younger woman#oldermen#older men do it better#older is better#girlblogging#coquette#romantic#older men <3#older guys#daddy's good girl#boyfriend#Boyfriend search#sigh
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how seb and clora get together in my fic 💕bc what better time and place to confess and share your first kiss than around a bunch of inferi + the dead body of a man you just killed?? 🥰💖
#and they say romance is dead#i remember how excited i was when brainstorming this scene LOL im still so happy with it/how i wrote it and glad i finally drew it#when i got the idea of seb using the relic to make an inferi army and save her BAHHA like...i get it clora. i get it.😔✊#id ALSO confess on the spot after seeing that LMAO like it could have been ANY man at that point and id be like... marry me???#obvs i had to shorten it and cut out some stuff BUT i got the gist of the scene#sad i didnt manage to include some stuff but it would have ruined the flow.....c'est la vie#god they really just make out for the entire beginning of that chapter tho LMFAOO god i had so much fun writing and posting every week#those early fandom days........(sighs wistfully and stares out the window like an old man)#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#hogwarts legacy sebastian#sebastian x mc#hogwarts legacy fanfiction#clora clemons#choccyart#victor rookwood
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DOGMAN MOVIE TRAILER TOMORROW GGRRAAAHHHHH
#dogman#dogman comic#dog man#dav pilkey#petey the cat#lil petey#fanart#dogman fanart#dogman movie#myart#art#artwork#procreate#artists on tumblr#The sillies will be on the big screen…. I’m so proud of them sighs 😔
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zl wedding (again)
#no idea who officiates but impa is the maid of honor and aryll is link's best (wo)man because she is alive and well obviously.#tulin is the ring bearer. they get the stable trotters to play for the reception. nothing bad happens to them ever again#in terms of location i like tarrey town better for ceremony aesthetics but the idea of a hateno beach reception is soooo appealing#SIGH. someday i will get to plan a real wedding instead of a fictional one god willing#skribbles#zelink#totk#botw
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"I need to find my darling husband!" Said Danny, dressed to the nines in a very elaborate royal dress with a lot of jewelry running through the ballroom after having been on the opposite end of a very worrying phone call.
"Seriously, what do you even see in that mortal!?" Screamed an observant and Danny stopped and leveled them with a glare cold enough to freeze over an active volcano and sharp enough to cut through obsidian.
"He makes me laugh."
Unlike those dead suitors went unsaid, but everyone at the ball (read: search for a bride/groom for the royal ghostling) practically heard it anyways.
Meanwhile over in the land of the living
Okay so Jason may have messed up. Now you see, he hasn't seen his platonic husband for tax benefits in a while, and he's been very careful to not let his identity as the Red Hood slip up before . Not even once in their relationship.
(He's not counting the time his in-laws sniffed him out as a Crime Lord, because Danny never believed them.)
Now, it wasn't exactly his fault he slipped up. You try to fight off an entire group after being pulled up on out of nowhere on the phone while trying to hide said noises of fighting.
Who was he calling? Danny of course since he said he was away for business. What business? Never specified and Jason wasn't going to pry.
So now here he was, bound 'helplessly' as Jason Todd along with a few other random civilians. Which, like, rude.
Wasn't he already good enough for this ancient ritual or whatever?
You know, he really should have walked with that "Anti-kidnapping device" he got that one time. Which honestly he feels like he should be surprised that such a thing exists but considering it was from Bruce. Well.
He's not surprised.
Oh, there's the Justice League now. Shame, he wanted to knock out a few guys himself- Oh, now he's being used to summon a ghost from the Infinite Realms of Royal Lineage.
Yea he probably should have walked with that "Anti-kidnapping device."
Wait a goddamn-
Is that-
"My darling husband!" Danny shouted, scooping him off the circle and away from the head cultist and swinging him around. "You had me worried sick!"
Now, he should ask the question anyone would in this situation when finding out your best friend and platonic husband for tax benefits was apparently a ghost of royal lineage.
"Why're you in a dress?"
"Okay, first of all I rock this thing." Danny huffed.
"That you do." Jason agreed rather easily.
"Second of all, blame those guys over there." He jerked his head in the direction of two very green floating eyeball people.
Not the weirdest he's seen, honestly.
The Observants were whispering to each other and leveling them-Jason in particular-a look.
"Now as you can see, I already have a spouse and I don't need another!" Danny hugged Jason closer for emphasis and he took the time to whisper in Danny's ear. "Did you really marry me to play the husband card?"
"Well, yes." Danny agreed. "But also because of taxes, because I love you and you're my best friend."
"So, we're still done for watching that movie right."
"Obviously."
A pained grunt came from below them and they both looked down to see Batman standing over a very unconscious cultist and looking up at them.
Hm.
He forgot they were there.
"So," Jason began, staring Bruce straight in the eyes. Batman's eyes narrowed. "Don't suppose we can push that forward to right now?"
"Yea, sure why not I'm not doing anything important." Danny leveled the Observants a look, and before either they, Batman, or the Justice League could do anything they both disappeared.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp crossover#I think this was originally supposed to be a Danny as Peach and Jason as Mario cosplay idea#With still a focus on their platonic marriage#Buuuuut#Then I got hit with the royal idea and#yea#Mostly because I forgot about said previous idea#Jason: Hm I'm going to have so much explaining to do with the old man#Also Jason: But I don't feel like it so *disappears*#Batman: *Tired dad sigh*#ghost prince danny#Or like#ghost heir danny#He ain't king and the title is vague#Just because
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is this anything
#i feel like someones already done this before#oh well#im not original anyway#gravity falls#bill cipher#fiddleford mcgucket#old man mcgucket#stanford pines#ford pines#fiddauthor#billford#billfiddlesford#can we NOT call it that please#love triangle is right there. why#why are we calling it billfiddlesford#oops got distracted sorry#poorly edited#poorly edited meme#gravity falls memes#sigh#littlemoonqueue
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2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#kutsurogi my room#eyestrain#(just a little) (that purple is a beast)#happy new year everybody!#still catching up but i needed to bust in to be extremely validated about some anime slippers#I KNEW IT i knew he'd have some doofy footwear!!!!#they're even actually dragon slippers!#i just got the wrong end of the dragon. whoops.#god. i love this idiot so much.#lilia really does have the best character development huh#lilia 600 years ago: i exist only to defend my kingdom against humanity. (eats a frog without breaking eye contact)#lilia today: wah i stubbed my toe :( i can't find my eyelash curler :( the sun is too bright :(#(this is not a complaint i genuinely love this silly grampa)#most relatable groovy ever tbh#sigh. i gotta have a serious think about my keys now.#i didn't get ANY of the new cards (not even the srs...)#i did get bloom lilia(!!!) from the mission pulls so that kinda made up for it but now i'm like#weighing the odds that birthday malleus is going to be in sweatpants...#i just feel deep in my bones that this upcoming mal card is going to be the funniest yet#(and this is saying something considering his og card literally is wearing a little frilly sash that says 'birthday boy')#honestly though no matter what malleus wears it's going to be incredible#this man has such an intrinsic vibe of dark hooded cloakiness that whenever he wears anything else it's guaranteed hilarity#sometimes i like to think about how he just wanders around campus in his little blazer and tie and it's the best
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Wyll Ravengard as Text Posts
Part 2/?
#wyll ravengard#RavenGARD because apparently I've been spelling it wrong this entire time sigh#Love this man so much#bg3 memes#wyll bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3#the blade of frontiers#wyll ravengard as text posts
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People find Pyramid Head hot and nobody bats an eye. But when I say I find Bill Cipher hot? Society!!! Society calls me weird!!!!!!
#gravity falls#tbob#the book of bill#bill cipher#bill cipher x you#bill cipher x reader#gravity falls incorrect quotes#gravity falls memes#gravity falls x reader#gravity falls x you#dipper pines#mabel pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#silent hill#pyramid head#pyramid head x reader#pyramid head x you#silent hill x reader#not dogging on pyramid head simps tho#I get you guys I see the appeal#but why is one triangle man acceptable and the other is not#I am a proud bill cipher defender apologist and housewife#sigh
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