#man. i dont wanna kill him
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we may be doomed, but for now, let us have this.
#original post#my art#bungo stray dogs#bsd fyodor dostoyevsky#bsd nikolai gogol#fic: splinters of madness#fyolai#man. i dont wanna kill him#but like. he gotta go. he gotta die.#*points at fyodor* this man is DOOMED you HEAR#anyways me and ardeidae_ talk about fluff and angst constantly and like. they're so soft yall#like. right now we're pissed with nikolai because he's being a little b#but i prommy their relationship is normally alot better and theyre actually. precious. and fyodor and him are just.#THEY'RE BABIES OKAY#i love them#anyways#get yall friends who are willing to pose intimately for you. GOD BLESS#kissing them tenderly on the cheeks
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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makes me sad that most obx fics on wattpad are just blatantly boring, copying the script word for word, barely give the oc a personality or a chance to mess with the plot or with characters, just 1/10 for originality
#0/10 would not recommend#i mean i found exactly 1 good fic and it even had sequels completed but the last one just felt very rushed and too much like the season#you can tell these writers are too young- they dont get how creative fanfiction can truly be#also all you rafe lovers are truly wild. like wow. truly. therapy. instantly#this comes from a girl who loved kai parker from tvd but in my defense i’m well aware that he’s not a good guy- he doesnt deserve redemption#i just wanna read a fic about him and someone equally insane being crazy together and that works. but rafe is a character who doesnt need it#let him evolve to his worst form bc honestly he’s the last interesting character left now#rafe and his father had fantastic scenes and thats also bc they were terrible people. rafe ASKED for help and was denied by ward#he SAID he wasnt fine and ward said to ‘man up’ so yeah both cameron men screwed up in so many ways.#i’d feel for rafe if he hadnt commited murder and tried to kill his sister twice and melted a priceless historical artifact#outer banks#jj maybank#sarah cameron#rafe cameron#ward cameron#wattpad#fanfiction#ao3
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I needed to draw this man in honor of the horrible sunburn I got a couple weeks ago (and also because I love him and think he's silly)
(this character and the webtoon he's from belong to @wulvert btw)
#nervously tagging the webtoon author#triptrack#red triptrack#webtoon#fanart#Triptrack fanart#artist#artists on tumblr#art#artwork#also ignore that weird overlay its supposed to help with anti-AI stuff#anyways#i love this man hes so silly i want to throw him#i wanna see him fall down the stairs#kissing him on the mouth through the mask /hj#and. his height compared to Tex and all the others is just#the author really said “everyone gets to be tall except for you” huh#except that one other character (whose name i dont remember) who is also short iirc#but yeah red is so hhfhgngnfnhdsjjssj#i want to squeak him like a dog toy#i would kill for a plushie of this man
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crazy how pretty enea is like damn dude save some for the rest of us
#type of greed they talk abt in the bible. thats not true#ive been looking at the tech3 pics all day. god hes so pretty its insane to me#he looks so good 😔😔 his pink swag is crazy#HOWEVER. they killed his teeth helmet and i am hating for that. bring it back its so silly.......but hagrid on the back is cute so i live#enea in my mind's eye: 'man i have this shit on fr. those guys do NOT have that shit on'#i need to put him in my pocket. or keep a framed photo of him like hes a dear friend. hm what other insane things can i say#hes like a little bug that i wanna keep so i put him in a jar w holes in the lid. give him plants and food and sunlight and water#or like a really nice jacket#che cazzo.......è così bello...........dio......🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏🙏💪💪💪💪💪👍👍👍🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅#i dont actually know italian. obviously#enea bastianini#yap sesh tag
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thinking about the part in the most recent twitter takeover where sonic calls commander tower who very awkwardly invites shadow over to dinner to meet his grandchild . did they think nobody would notice that they already did that in shadow 05 or is the implication here that shadow never went to that first dinner so the commander just keeps inviting shadow to his house over and over until he finally shows up
#okay well actually now that im thinking back on the specific wording of the dialogue in shadow 05#i dont think any solid plans were made he just said he was thinking of inviting shadow over#but whatever#the commander wanting to make amends with shadow after all thats happened between them makes sense but its still funny#like the fact that he did that immediately after trying to kill shadow and blaming him for maria's death#the fact that at the time this is happening shadow either barely remembers who he is or doesnt remember at all#though him remembering clearly would also make it pretty funny#imagine waking up from a 50 year nap not having aged at all and the kid who was mean to you and called you a freak#is suddenly an old man whos straight up trying to kill you now . and then you save the world#and hes like ohh sorry about all that . do you wanna come over to my house .#imagine abe's wife's perspective here imagine your husband brings over the ultimate lifeform for dinner . and hes a 3 foot tall hedgehog
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houses head wilsons heart crushed me wtf doctors...
#this isnt supposed to happen bro i watched this show as a joke#because of tiktok because i love robert sean leonard#why am i bawling because of this man bro its always robert sean leonard media#ive only cried for neil perry and james wilson wtf man#i didnt even like amber i didnt hate her but my fave was mormon cole i wanted him to wij#i knew 13 would get the spot cuz ive heard her name before from tumblrinas i knew forman had a spot#i thought there was 1 spot left and i wanted cole#i didnt hate amber she chased what she wanted i respect it#her death was sad like her pills killed her ya but oh gee wilson im#AND THEN I WATCH FUCKING S5E1 WILSON LEAVES?? “i dont think we ever were friends” OH MY#im not supposed to be crying over this fuckass show what the fuck#ive binged 4 seasons#in 1 week#i hate middle aged gay white men what the hell this isnt allowed in my pride month#and i already know how the series ends like i have moots who reblog stuff here and there so i have a bit of knowledge#KUTNER DIES?? I LOVE HIM I HAVENT EVEN WATCHED S5E2 HE CANT DIE#and 13 has a disease thats gonna kill her. taub gets on my nerves. wilson gets cancer and house fakes his death#i know all of that but what do you mean kutner dies. that's not even fair#its always the men of color in this show i dont even know if i wanna finish it (i will by the end of the month)#l speaks#shut up l#house md#hatecrimes md#spooky liveblogs (kind of)
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hot? take i do not like stonathan or steddie
#not a bone in my body cares about any of these characters#i like steve i guess because he used to be one of my favorites#but like.#oh my god i so dont care#i do not wanna hear about these freaks anymore#i dont like jonathan also hot take#i like umm that he and will have a good relationship but thats it#i could not care less about the shit with him and nancy#and eddie was just such a nothing character to me#sorry i cant care about a character that you bring in last second just to obviously kill in. a forced emotional moment at the end#which was only as sad as it was because dustin is an amazing character and gaten is an amazing actor#but like idk their dynamics do not wppeal to me#loser white man on loser white man on loser white man in this show 😪#anyways#stranger things#byler#< target audience#i guess#harpersays
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I'm gonna have to work on my final project non stop for like a month straight bc I procrastinated on it too much fuck my stupid baka life
#.txt#also I have to do a movie pitch for it bitch it's an amv with intentionally one dimensional characters 😭 tf do I even say about it#at least the characters are like. knockoff jaime and tommen so its almost like im drawing asoiaf fanart#unfortunately I've come to hate them. the knockoffs I mean#I wanna change the designs a bit so they dont resemble my blorbos as much. i think im gonna give the kid darker hair#ok well discount jaime just looks like him with 2 hands and a blue cape 💀and I cant change him atp#my worst mistake was giving him like. a solid metal skirt armor thing bc its a pain in the ass to animate#at the start of the year I had the most work done out of everyone how did this happen#its bc they started nitpicking the story and I kinda lost motivation to work on it lke this shit is stupid. and cringe#by they I mean the extra screenwriting teachers we had a couple lessons with which like. this is an animation course not a writing course#I'd get it if it was like. a full time school but we have 2 3 hour classes a week we dont have time for this shit man#ig my mistake was that my idea didn't start from the story it started from the song I wanted to make a cool music video for it#its not that the story is nonsensical or anything its just a very basic fairytale esque thing nothing groundbreaking#'but you're not SAYING anything with this' I'm not trying to omg just let me make my little amv :(#does everything need a plot twist or to subvert expectations is it not enough that it looks cool#there's a couple people who are worse off than me in terms of how much they've done but also theres a couple that are nearly done#looking at them like god I wish that were me.....#and also I think I accidentally overwrote a shot I worked on for 3 hours. killing myself#maybe I can restore a previous version but its on the school computer and the school is closed for a week so im not gonna know until then
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y'all know how the j.oongi i ship with is a body double of the j.oongi from y.akuza 6 who happened to keep his name and all that?
all I'm saying is... if he was a body double worth his salt...
he would reenact this scene live. just saying. you know. to prove it. no other reason. haha.
#ash rambles 💚#like a flowing wind 🔳#every now and then i remember that the original j.oongi was like THAT and my j.oongi has this one line about how he'd occasionally have to#entertain clients at the club in his place.... 😳#all I'm saying is#he said that he was pretty good at acting like him#so maybe i should get a little show- (IS SMACKED SO HARD SHE GOES FLYING OFF INTO THE DISTANCE)#sorry for being thirsty on main (i am not sorry nor is this main)#but the original j.oongi h.an is one of those characters that I absolutely cannot stay calm about because holy shit#no wonder i fell for his body double-#this whole section of the game....... probably the part of 6 i enjoyed the most 😋#ohhh j.oongi h.an first boss fight in the ring in the middle of the club... this series really is so peak huh#anyways#i made cupcakes today#theyre lemon flavored#and i added a dash of lavender syrup in the buttercream (which also had lemon zest and lemon juice)#theyre fucking fireeee#i dont mention it much here but i really like to bake!!! it's what takes up most of my time when I'm not gaming or napping#so all my f/os get tasty treats from their gf! i accept payment in kisses#that took a surprisingly wholesome turn for a post that was originally gonna be about my many many feelings about the original jgh#the girls squealing in the back.. yeah no guys i get it#maybe I'll stay up tonight and play y.akuza. next week i havw midterms!!! I'm so scared!!!! I'm cooked!!!!#i get so anxious thinking about it.. but I'll worry about that in the morning! time to continue y.akuza 7 once i finish eating my cupcake!#I'm on chapter uh... 11?#got to the part where i.chiban just found what ACTUALLY happened the night of the killing in the prologue#then I'll play G.aiden! which I'm stoked for because i have a crush from that game!! .. ofc it's the old man 😋 h.anawa is so hot actually#and then I'll play 8! which I'm also stoked for since there's a certain girl in that game who i think is just. ajdhwjrhejhwjehwhruw.#and then I'll be caught up with y.akuza! WAIT. THE NEW GAME IS COMING OUT IN TWO WEEKS-#i wanna play it at release so i dont get spoiled online but. like. come on. who the fuck buys a game at full price on release day#i cannot justify 70+ bucks on like. what. m.ajima?? no offense but like..
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head in hands. been thinking about being a big sister too much again

#like. hes my baby brother yknow. i would do anything for him but also like. hes a middle school boy and sometimes i wanna kill him#and hes exactly the kind of middle school boy who bullied me in middle school#and sometimes he says something in a certain way and i just feel my heart sink. bc i dont want my baby brother to be like that#and hes so smart and does well in school and sports but jeez. man. i worry about him so much but theres nothing i can really do#bc we fight so much. and he wont listen to me. he barely listens to our mom and shes his favorite person ever#whatecer. its too late for me to be ruminating on how bad of a big sister i am lmao#atlas screams into the abyss#also ueah i know i use he/him and like being referred to as a guy. im his sister i dunno man. feels right
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seven's the best protag ever because i could make a million "get you a man who" jokes about him. get you a man who looks at him the way thirteen does. get you a man who has undefeated whimsy and love for the world like seven. get you a man who holds his friends above everything else. get you a man who'd rather go broke and hungry rather than tear apart the bonds between people. get you a man who'd get himself killed for someone who barely knows him. get you a man who'd get himself killed for an island which he's barely familiar with. get you a man who'd dress up as you and settle the arguement between you and your girlfriend including a really long serenade. get you a man who could both save the girl in white like that and also let thirteen save him like that. get you a man who's driven purpose in life is loving others
#i think i shouldnt limit it to just “best protag” but im too lazy to think of better phrasing#i know very little medias who would be willing to write a man who's that loving and empathetic and caring and also have him have killed#literal thosuands and those two points of his characters dont contradict his very personality because his actions have genuine sensible mot#a character who is the victim of his own narrative and continues to fight it over and over and over even if he's tired#because being tired does not mean he gets to stop fighting for what he loves#the s4 op lyrics literally say something along the lines of “who's tired of fighting evil?” i cant check the netflix captions of it rn#god i just love seven as a character i love how he's written#i cannot interract with the tiktok side of the fandom because#i feel like i'm pretentous or a gatekeeper when i say this#but some people just wanna see funny badass who should be feared and will not comprehend how empathetic and adoring he is#and that's ok. that's an ok character to want and love#and i will not be the person to burst the bubble but also the bubble chokes me alive LOOK AT HIM /j#explaining the intricacies of his character takes so long and its so fun but also some mfs jsut dont wanna hear it i need mfs who need it#scissor seven#wu liuqi#seven
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i HAVE to keep the daigo plush locked away lest i squeeze it every five minutes to alleviate the cuteness aggression i feel whenever i see it
#snap chats#being without my computer charger has been maddening#that makes me sound terminally online and its because i am. its also cause all i ever wanna do is draw :((#AND I ESP WANNA WORK ON MY COMMS NOOOOO FUCK#i mean i was at least able to read through yakuza’s bias vol 2… so theres that…#MY SCHOOL STORE DIDNT HAVE LAPTOP CHARGERS i had to order one… hopefully it gets here Overnight like i asked….. if not ill kill#anyway. daigo plushie so cute :((((((((((((((((#mine cute too but theres just something especially squeezeable about daigo#alas.. thats what the aoki plush’ll be for. my personal stress toy ☠️☠️☠️☠️#lowkey i wish i also got ichi but then i remenbee they made him pale as all hell and Yeah Im Not Putting Money To That#THE SMALLEST BIT OF A TAN I BEG YOU RGG WHY IS HE SO PALE IT DONT LOOK RIIIIGHT :((((#anyway.. i have my last class in half an hour… lemme drink this tea…#also Lowkey obsessed with my outfit today.. its that butterfly shirt + gold accessories since theyre monarch butterflies#tho Lowkey 2x the black and yellow remind me of the watase blokes from gaiden…… wack…..#ok bye its tea time#help one of my roommates just came home and she just announces like. ‘man those edibles were. OUGH’#calling my dad to pick me up nooo im a lame straight edge dont talk about drugs around me ill scream and cry LMAO#ok im done byebye lemme drink this good god
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Hands of hips looking down shaking my head I don't know how to sugarcoat this so I won't but signs is so much better than nope. I don't know how people even say the movie aged bad. I think the feelings they have for the director cloud their view (I don't even know how either of his names). You got a 1:30hs movie vs a 2hs movie (I'm cutting the 10 minutes of credit for both) where in one you are never bored and are gripped by emotions and the other where you sit waiting for anything to happen. Like I'm sorry but there's no fight here. Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby.
#luly talks#like i never questioned a thing ppl did during i got dizzy#holy fuck#um. fuck was i saying thst was a lot um#ah yeah. no aside from jupe everyone else is weak as fuck in nope writing wise. when angel was almodt getting killed i was there like 😐#while i went thru a whole back and froth w Merrill from hating to loving him#signs has a lot of soul. AND A SOLID FUCKING MESSAGE. UNLIKE SOMEONEEE TELLING YOU TO KILL ONE OF A KID NON INVASIVE SPECIES#I'M SO MAD ABOUT WHAT THEY DID TO MY GIRL#AT LEAST THE ONE ALIEN THEY KILLED IN SIGNS WAS LIKE. *ONE*.#the rest of his kind just fucked off and also he was a PETTY ASSHOLE#so you know it's justified. bc whah they did in nope wasn't#im so mad i dont wanna be mad i wanna be happy thinking of a family who is shown to deeply love each other#nope wishes.#also the later has nothing scary at all like. it's a bit uncomfortable but 2002 alien man had me jumping in place screaming man.#saw a shadow outside its the fucking birthday alien coming to. touch my neck with his fingers or something.#last time this happened was when i watched the first evil desf#and before that it was the second coming#thah one fucked me up good#the bigger public is just wrong about horror movies but i get it. i get it like no one gets it.
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I've seen the mha leaks and honestly I'm at the point where I don't even want to read this chapter or the finale
What's the point of having such good villain characters and a theme of saving people when this is how their stories will end?
I was gonna try and stick it out to the end but this is all feeling so hollow at this point, it's just making me upset
#legitimately not having fun reading this jjk or csm#what's the point of having favorite characters if they're just going to get killed off to cause other characters a couple chapters of pain#i need some better mangas to read lmao#I'm also 2 chapters behind in BSD because I saw a spoiler and i dont wanna read that happening#but also my /fav/ character is doing just fine according to the anime so lmao#hanako is just pain from the beginning because my favorite character has BEEN dead but they keep trying to kill him off more!!#I'm going back to sailor moon 🏃🏼♂️#'oh I'll just watch rwby thats a comfort series' **THINKS ABT VOL 9 ENDING**#fandom ranting#is this slightly my fault because i invest myself in series where characters are walking death flags from day one maybe#but man I'm so sad when it happens
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I fucking HATE how the fandom treats m.ine. it's so bad 😭
#ash rambles 💚#so many shitty takes... too much time on twitter ruins a man#i hear one more person call him a crazy obsessive yandere and i think I'm actually gonna lose it#he's either portrayed like that or as one half of a ship#his actual character is lost on so many people because oOoOOoOOooOoO mInE wAs GaY#i dont doubt that he likes men. it's just that I've seen so many people be weird about it-#also. it's not fucking sexy to wanna kill your partner. a bullet between the eyes isn't an act of love.#I saw a tweet today about how m.ine actually wanted to kill k.iryu because he thought d.aigo liked k.iryu romantically#and m.ine only wants d.aigo to himself. and THAT'S why m.ine wanted to kill k.iryu.#let that sink in. 😐.#i hate how the fandom treats him SO MUCH#i will sit in my corner here. and i will kiss m#m.ine. and we will kiss a lot. and things are good. we are happy. we are far away from all of that.#I'm not saying every fan of his is horrible. I've seen a lot of great stuff and content! but holy shit I've seen some horrible stuff too#and it's hard to not feel like I'm doing something wrong by shipping with him. by loving a guy who the world has always hated.#and ofc I'm not! but still! even whenever i rb content of him here I'm always so afraid ajdhajsj#like ah yes this is the day i finally get cancelled on tumblr dot com for (checks notes) ... shipping with y.oshitaka m.ine??#I'm honestly afraid to take him up to being an official f/o ajdhajsb i think he'll stay in crush jail a little while longer..#i hate how the fandom perceives him so much!!!!!!! i also just hate the y.akuza fandom in general lmao#i do also like k.iryu so.. I've seen shit 😐#I'll delete this later but oh boy i am in a mood#and i know this isnt the first time I've blogged about this#and for that i do apologize. but i really do love this guy and despite wanting to look for content of him i always end up finding the most#infuriating shit!#i know he's done fucked up things. he's not a great guy. but! our relationship is built on mutual trust and i will NEVER write any of that#creepy obsessive shit that the stupid fandom always portrays him as doing! he's not going to kill someone for getting too close to me-#I'm just... upset- get behind me honey! I'll shield you!#and by kissing him I'm not brushing over any of the shit he does in the game. yes he beheaded that guy. yeah he slapped that orphan.#but i adore him and omg i hit tag limit... oopsie daisy lol sorry guys 😭 I'm really sorry for always talking abt this#you were beautiful 💸
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