#man. fuck.
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Thinking of Feanor being reembodied and finding that Formenos, his home, has spent so many thousands of years stewing in Feanorian Fanaticism that he can no longer recognize this place he built.
psst ask me about my Feanorian Culture headcanons
#im writing a Feanor Gets Released From Mandos In The Fourth Age fic and im having thoughts ok#the silmarillion#feanor#just the concept that people have been moving forward in his name since the moment he died#but the version of him they've created is so far removed from the one he knows that he doesnt even recognise it#and that version has existed for longer than he was ever alive to begin with so which are they really following?#man. fuck.
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Okay but seriously. How am i supposed to get over philever when mister forever player g is out here having moments like this with chay & lullah???? He's so sweet to them, calling chay little buddy and calling tallulah little one. they aren't just his niece and nephew-- they're his adopted kids. He seems them the same way he sees richas, as his children, even if they aren't "officially" his. He loves them so much, he would do anything for them.
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JUST FOUND OUT MY YOUNGER BROTHER LIKES ANDREW TATE AND SNEAKO HELP???????????????????
#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#DUDE I DONT LIVE WITH HIM FOR A FRW YESRS AND THIS IS EHAT HAPPENS#fuuuuuuckkkkkk :(#personal#vent#kinda#i feel like ive failed him dude#man. fuck.
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It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.
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glorious evolution
#arcane#jayvik#arcane s2#jayce talis#viktor arcane#fanart#based on the vitruvian man#shout out to my friend for encouraging me to post this#you know who you are. love you#my favorite part in arcane was when viktor said its evolution time and then evolved all over the place#jayce fuck your hammer#not literally#unless#still dont know how to tag properly#hell yeah
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cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"
#more beautiful quotes from the beautiful man include#'sorry for crying talking about getting fucked in the ass makes me so...how you say....nostalgic'#and#'i am so sad you have diseases i want to exchange blood. with you“#t'adore that fucker
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the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????
i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.
so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.
#anyway it’s still a couple years away#but man im so fucking excited for my 30s!!!!!!!!!#i made it!!!#i survived!!!#so many people never got the opportunity to be 30#im gonna enjoy every fucking second of it!#sulley speaks#sorry my coworker said something really rude to me lol#it struck a nerve
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"want to learn more about this project? join our discord!" explode. "want to download this game? join our discord!" explode. "want to play this mod? join our discord!" explode. "need questions answered? join our discord!" EXPLODE.
#lab notes#STOP MAKING DISCORDS FOR THINGS THAT SHOULD BE EASILY ACCESSIBLE#HOLY FUCK.#old man yells at the cloud#im in a bitch of a mood this morning.
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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
#MR. KELLOGG I WOULD LIKE A FUCKING WORD#beating this man's fucking corpse with a broom#I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR POOP AND WEIRD CHRISTIAN NONSENSE NOW EVERYONE THINKS PLEASURE IS BAD FOR YOU#KILLING AND BITING AND MAIMING
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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.
For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.
The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.
So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.
Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.
#edit: go to https://gazafunds.org/ and donate $5 you would otherwise spend on streaming services on a campaign!#ra speaks#piracy#media piracy#pirate to make hondo ohnaka proud#obligatory ‘don’t fucking pirate small authors/artists works wtf dude’ statement.#anyone who’s seen my media bitching before knows I’m a hype man for indie films this ain’t about them#this is about corporate streaming services killing physical media bc sales numbers are less impressive than number of streams#edit: USAmericans stop telling me to buy DVDs and blurays at Walmart. think outside your borders for a hot sec. fun thought exercise.#your experiences are not universal#edit: WHO GOT THIS TO 100k. I JUST WANT TO TALK (this post is my second to hit 100k woahg.)#in other news: fix your fucking posture. drink some fucking water. and go the fuck to bed if it’s late bc it’s for me rn. peace and light.
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kendrick lamar wrecked drake’s shit so hard he’s trending number two on the white fujoshi website 😭😭
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"feeling unsafe at night is something no man could ever understand"
black men beg to differ
brown men beg to differ
aapi men beg to differ
autistic men beg to differ
gay men beg to differ
trans men beg to differ
#sorry but im fucking sick of white cisgender feminism#feminism#trans#transgender#transsexual#trans man#trans men#transmasc
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and he may ask himself "well, how did i get here?"
#i just think he fucks with the talking heads so hard#rip fiddleford i know you loved once and a lifetime#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#old man mcgucket#the talking heads#talking heads#myart#gay
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reblog if you would suck on them 🤭
#attention seeking#attention slvt#attention wh0r3#daddy k!nk#daddy's good girl#daddy’s babygirl#daddy’s brat#daddy’s wh0re#dadyslittlegirl#desperate for attention#need attention#i want attention#i love attention#give me attention#fuck me dady#dady issues#spank me daddy#daddy issues#older man <3#olderforyounger#hot older man#older man younger woman#older male#older is better#oldermen#older guys#handsome older man#teen slvt#good slvt#needy slvt
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Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺
#plus what definitely canonically happened when this very important breaking news interrupted tv#are we sure this guy is allowed to be an overlord#imagining the audience just trying to enjoy their shows and then BOOM TV MAN AND HIS GAY INSECURITIES#your pitch crush is showing#radiostatic#i fell for the fucking tv#vox#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel#hazbin art#hazbin alastor#hazbin vox#alastor#katie killjoy#my art
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