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DAVE: im not against vaping but man vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move
DAVE: this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine
DAVE: the humidity in the whole car changed
DAVE: he was ruining haircuts
DAVE: just jump starting the water cycle
DAVE: condensation was dripping down my glasses
DAVE: people were slipping off poles
DAVE: it was chaos
DAVE: it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon
DAVE: a planet with one dense root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life
#submission#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#dave strider#mod terezi#who was that man vaping in the train#hardmode: no gamzee
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Every time you mention a coworker I assume it's all always the same guy
A lot of the times it is because there’s like 4 people who regularly come into the office everyone else just does the “cup of coffee” method to log they were in the office and then leaves. There’s the manager with an unhealthy lifestyle, The mean Italian guy, The kid who pissed himself
#we have some other characters like the kid who openly vapes in the office#the International Student always decked in head to toe designer#one of my managers has the same evermore flannel that I do but he’s like a 40 year old Indian man#so he doesn’t match my Swiftie
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ok i used video recording to see actual numbers in neuvi vape and uhhh. thats a burst vape
and thats charge attack vape
i repeat, 141k charge attack vape???? hello????? is this legal????
#rhine talks#my hu tao vapes for like 80k on charge attack with homa#who authorized this man#neuvi#neuvillette
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at fourteen i shouldve been playing minecraft or some shit not being payed for borderline sexual acts and going out w my friends to drug deals with a known pedophile what was i on back then
#rigormortisangel#sometimes i randomly remember this shit and im like what#nowadays im mostly a shut in who goes to school and doctors appointments#but i was fr walking 10+ miles in demonias bc my friends vapes would die and they coildnt live w no nic 😭😭#nowadays these mfs have cars they just drive to the plugs house but back then we had to walk across town through the sketchiest places#to visit this mf whos street name was snoopy and lived w his mom and EIGHTH GRADER girlfriend#who was in our friend group so we got cheaper shit but what the fuck man what the fuck#anyways if you dont know already he was shot and killed in 2022 good riddance tbh but his gf was traumatized and had to go to a psychward#she seems to be doing better now though at least based on her insta so idk
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Bruce who’s worried about Jason going to school and getting into vaping because they just managed to wean him off of nicotine but luckily for him Jason is weirdly pretentious about cigarettes and sees vaping as beneath him
#This goes along with my Jason having old man tastes headcanon#‘I’ve tried the real stuff Bruce I don’t need the baby shit’#Projecting onto Jason as a someone who grew up in the parents freaking out about vaping era#Jason Todd#dc
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My birthday was full of unexpected interactions
#i had a lot of weird but heartfelt conversations with strangers#shared my vape with 2 different people#bought weed from a guy who had such a fun vibe#and older man told me to live my life#another remembered seeing me earlier in the day and asked how i was and if i was happy and to do what makes me happy#a girl i shared my vape with was trying to flirt with me but was also drunk and asked me to dance just before her uber arrived#i shared my vape with the older man too#multiple people chatted with me in the smoking area at the casino#people also said some really insightful and thought provoking things to me#as much as today was all over the place...#i has been a good birthday overall and i have enjoyed the little things#i cherish all the meaningful interactions i had today and enjoyed the small things i did for myself#i can't believe i'm in my mid 30s now#which is old af to most of the people on tumblr lol#anyway i'm gonna miss new mexico for another year but i miss my new life now and you know what?#i am happy i am living my life i am blessed with enough#what more could i ask for really?#kfi txt
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burn at the coco de mer london 2023 launch event on september 18th. if i told you what kind of company coco de mer is you wouldnt believe me. nonetheless... ur honor he slayed
#burn gorman#burn#mine#ok this has been in my drafts for weeks now. cuz i literally had a fucking fit over these when i first saw them#and then it took me a week to summon up the strength to post them. and then i jus forgor xD#man. every day i am more and more intrigued by him. who ARE you#and the fucking vape pen. im SICK#cuntiest old man at the brunch#look at the little bowties on his shoes. on that italian leather hunnyyyy oh shes high class#SORRY sorry. i hav to be the gayest most insufferable burn poster i need that to be my identity#it's ok he wouldnt mind hes used to it. hes been pals w barrowman for 20 yrs
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turns out...making your character full ass blind has downsides- such as: making your whole party laugh when you ask to make a (hearing) perception check
#ttrpg#oc#oc art#vampire the masquerade#this character is fun as hell to play tho asdfgh imagine you are a local human goon and the blind man pull out a glock and fucking gets you#who gave him a gun? why has no one taken his gun?#theres a whole sane party of ppl letting this crazy blind man wield a whole ass gun in seattle#hes also talking to his seeing eye ghost roommate and hot boxing your car in 30 different flavors of vape#:D#the vampire shit is inconsequential to the rest of his other shit#like yeah he drinks blood whatever he can see????? only ppls auras???????
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TIL two three four things: One, that Lewis has actually recorded proper songs; two, that he's really damn good at making his own music; three, that he was vaping during the 2020 season (streamed in July 2020, timestamp's 1:30, right as someone in chat says he's their new role model 💀); and four, that he either thinks whoever's watching his livestreams is blind and won't notice the vape or he doesn't care about people knowing he vapes.
#side note: last two points ain't meant to shame lewis or anything; just a little thing i noticed that i felt like pointing out#esp considering the irony of someone calling him their role model then#anyways yea he's a grown man who can make his own decisions#and if one of those decisions is risking lung cancer and his general performance in the car DURING the season than so be it#don't vape or smoke btw guys#i support your bodily autonomy and everything but also don't do things that are bad for your health#if you do i'll show up to your house and punt you into the sun#>:(#lewis hamilton#lh44#xnda#Youtube
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Might only be on episode 3 of True Detective s2, but it's framed like a TTRPG campaign which keeps insisting on individual scenes between PC and dm.
#and one of the players really love their cool vaping woman. Maybe a male PC. Very expansive cult centric backstory since they read up on 70s#80s hippie movements. Sad cop man PC likes being problematic as the character but then probably backs away from it in real life.#gay cop man clearly has something he wanted to wrestle with at the table that he wanted to try out#probably straight PC#hard to tell I guess. That or it's an over personal exploration of something#Vince Vaugh isn't a PC he's a DMPC who takes up a shocking amount of narrative room but his adventures arn't brought up at the table.#Honestly a fine setup for a campaign but way too many pc Dm scenes not enough PC group scenes.#true detective#true detective season 2#true detective s2#ttrpg#ttrpgs
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Since he is awake, this is just some basic trivia on Naoto.
He alludes middle child energy, petty, easy to jealous, will fight dirty when it comes to it. Although, he has an odd innocence to him that many believe stems from his mother severing ties so quickly when the youngest son was born. He can come off as childish, curious, mostly predatory with his teeth always out even when smiling. The one redeeming factor is he genuinely enjoys fatherhood actively encouraging his children, although he has shown partial favoritism to his daughter.
Not a big fan of Naobito, he actively avoids his father out of fear. Although, he was a part of Shibuya thus retrieving the patriarch from the wreckages && taking the blame for failures. Naoto was alive during Toji’s departure, thus, they are cousins though he knew to not agitate the black sheep of the clan. In fact, he is acutely terrified of the memories && even has declared that is their clan’s punishment, a sin that cannot be washed away or beaten away, one must endure even in death.
Likes to play tennis, badminton, probably would have loved the new trend of pickleball. From his childhood crush, Hatsuko, he learned flower arrangements && will maim anyone who makes fun of him for it. Naoto has a bland sense of taste as he finds everything overstimulating to his senses. Yokan is his favorite dessert which is primarily served to newcomers, interestingly enough, he is an exceptional host to guest despite the thin veil of threats.
His CT is based on the manipulation of shadows, using them as a cache for weaponry, he’s hinted on the succession of a domain expansion even snorting; well, he’s 40 years old it’d be pathetic if he didn’t have one.
Doesn’t smoke or drink; always orders a mocktail, he’s a fancy boy.
#// me: he's an asshole#// also me; actually he's a sensitive man that was a fragile boy who learned quickly mother's love is conditional#// thus he never found it anywhere else and naoto knew from the start he was to be born with nothing and die with nothing#// if he could get his children to run than being murdered in a gruesome fashion was worth it#headcanons: NAOTO ZENIN.#// if he wasn't a zenin son he'd be a florist or tattoo artist most likely#// even a fashion designer since he genuinely loves the gaudy colors he wears#// someone vapes in front of him and he ends up having a heart attack
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I think an important point that gets left out of the "medieval peasant would say this" "NO the medieval peasant would say this" discourse is that there were multiple medieval peasants and they probably were different from each other
#this also applies to that one post about what a 1950s man would think about vaping#but that's even stupider because there are literally 1950s men who are alive today you could just ask them#anyway#discourse
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also I think I keep getting trapped in my mind palace cuz I swear I've dreamt of the same made-up building several times now I just keep ending up in there...this time I saw the roofs pool/jacuzzi floor which I had to leave cuz a couple wouldn't stop making out next to me so I wandered into Another area and found a room entirely made with pillow furniture, like a pillow lamp a pillow dresser etc and 2 people lived in it but they were fighting and 1 left which apparently meant I lived there now. so I pointed to the giant bed and said "can I lie down there" and the other person very nervously said they have to strip it first and that "our beds are really onky here to hide something" so I was like "wtf does that mean" and they replied "massive stain. impossible to clean out. in the floors. on the walls" and That's when my body said ok. time to wake tf up
#the redt of the dream was nostky kimd of like ...book faires and flea market things but it was set up like a legit store#i saw DnD books that were legit like 7 feet tall#there were enclosure and aquarium walls but instead of fish or lizards it was newborn puppies#but it was good for them or something#and there was 1 person who was flirting with me hardcore that ended up just leaving cuz they got bored#and another who was so inexplicably charming like. i kept seeing her Everywhere. she was very cute and had a really nice smile#and she was wearing a shirt that had a picture of her own face amiling on it too lmao#i onky ever said one thing to her and it was like the 50th time shed randomky showed up in the background#i just said 'im so sorry I keep pestering you' or something and ran away#also i was at one point in a middle school locker hallway waiting for. something idek what or who#but i also keot vaping and eventually i was like ok i probably shouldnt be vaping around 10 year olds#idfk man thanks for reading dreams are just . they gotta be recorded okay
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IS THAT A VAPE?? RICCARDO 😭
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why do people come to concerts to stand around you should've stayed at home and put on their greatest hits like ppl were fighting for these tickets and here you are cross-armed and tight mouthed
#to bitches at the beyonce concert (the woman next to me and the one next to the lady I was stood next to) who just stood there#and scoffed when she didnt perform crazy in love or love on top you should've stayed your annoying asses at home#they are annoying cause the lady next to me kept kicking my bag around mind u this bitch was NOT dancing she was stood there#bored as fuck and the other lady... she was so impatient always rubbing herself up on me and other ppl cause she couldn't#wait for us to get up to make space for her to move I eventually stopped getting up cause she wasn't gonna wait when we did#get up. all she did was come to vape and stand there. and to the man at the very back of general admission who stood there no dancing#just standing around. why did you boring selves show up? the woman who kept kicking my bag even came late so I knew#from the start that she didn't care for this she just wanted to say she saw beyonce. STAY AT HOME!
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I hate that women are made to feel guilty and afraid of being gold diggers for accepting gifts and free dates from men because there is something super sweet about a broke ass middle class motherfucker paying for Your broke ass' lunch 😤
#my bf and i have been trading a 20 back and forth for the past 2 months because we get paid at different times which means#one of us is always broke the week after the other one just got paid. and we both love SNACKIES#literally no way to make me happier than be feeding me its like having a boyfriend = free emergency snack fund#this didnt happen with my last bf ever even tho he made more money than me! he used to ask ME for money when i was unemployed#bc he wanted to buy vapes........... literally wanted to use my Saving accounts for vapes...... i feel like i ''traded up'' a little hahaha#my posts#ok ok i know gold digger and 'broke ass middle class mf' dont belong in the same post together#BUT i know im not the only lady who feels really weird about getting gifts outside of holidays#or not being able to pay for our own food when people take us out but actually#it feels Super nice to be an adult who can eat whenever i want to even when i dont have any money.... thats wicked sexy to me 🤯#and in general its nice to know that money is simultaneously important to your partner and Not As Important as You are#like yea man im the motherfucking queen. bring me money and cheese 💅
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