#man the 90s were good
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Del’s Favourite Songs Poll: 1990s
You don't know how much it hurt me to have to exclude Somewhere in Europe
Songs under the cut:
youtube
youtube
youtube
youtube
youtube
#eurovision#favourite song polls#man the 90s were good#all the winners were great and there's so many other songs i could have put in this list#also felt weird after i finished my list and realised i didn't have a single Croatian song on it#so many of their 90s songs were great#but in the end I don't quite prefer any over the five here
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
feel free to explain your choice in the tags
#not adding ellen because no one in their right mind would choose to bring back ellen without jo#also. funny how literally 90% of these are women and black men#lol#very funny#there's one white man in this list of good and interesting characters that were killed off. how strange#rain posts#poll
303 notes
·
View notes
Text
my friend invited me to go with them to a show tonight
and the thing is it was not good. it was a cabaret with some amazing circus acts but each of them got like. 5-10 minute slots. and were interspersed with 20+ minutes EVERY TIME of some of the most tedious standup work I have ever seen from the MC and the same 5 physical comedy bits repeated ad nauseum. this guy literally did a Borat bit. in the year of our lord 2024. he sang 2 entire rounds of the Family Guy theme.
and it just KEPT GOING. it was meant to be a 90 minute show, which imo is already a slog for a show starting at 11:30PM but within the bounds of reasonable. it finished. at fucking 1:50 AM. ALMOST TWO AND A HALF HOURS OF THIS SHIT. and it did not help that the 5 bits were all of the 'OH NO SOMETHING HAS DISRUPTED THE SHOW' variety which is funny for a bit, less funny when you're literally 45 minutes past the end of your scheduled finish and still fucking going.
HOWEVER. what I did not realise was that this was in fact. my friend's favourite comedian. and if I had known this I might not have gathered up my stuff and walked out during the curtain call and probably would not have announced on the way out, 'that was the most tedious fucking thing I have ever endured.' and I almost certainly, when someone overheard me complaining about the length and tedium and said 'yeah it ran a bit long huh,' have replied, at the actual near-shouting top of my voice, "I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF."
I feel. bad for spoiling the show for them.
in my defence I have been very tired this week, I got home at 2:30 AM, and raked seating really hurts my hips so I was in agony by the end of the first hour. but mostly I'm just a bitch who loves to hate tbh.
#red said#it was so fucking MINDNUMBING though.#he kept doing the ohhh noooo I'm bombing kind of bit. which is tedious at the best of times but when you're playing to a sold out audience#of like. 750 people. who are inexplicably loudly delighted by every attempt at a joke. it moves past cringe and into wank#like fuck offfffff#he also kept drawing attention to people leaving and it's like first off if you don't want people to leave tell better jokes but also#MATE. if you were scheduled to finish at 1 and by 1:30 you're only 2/3 of the way through your setlist#you have WAIVED THE RIGHT TO EXPECT PEOPLE TO STAY#we agreed to stay for 90 minutes. not 2 hours.#what sucks is that the acts were REALLY good. mostly.#but even there they kind of fucked up bc their FIRST act whipped a rose out of Neil Patrick Harris' mouth with a bullwhip#ate fire. stripped fully naked. then set his erect cock on fire.#and it was fantastic but even aside from them then stopping the show DEAD for 30 more minutes of crap standup#how the FUCK is that the opening act? because the ONLY reason you should open with that is to set a tone of 'this will be wild'#but although the other acts were GOOD they were all. fully clothed trapeze and burlesque?#don't get me wrong. extremely high quality work. but if your opening act is a naked man setting his cock on fire and jacking off#your closing acts CANNOT be 'a man in a suit being very good at diabolo' and 'someone who has played the trumpet throughout the show#plays a trumpet solo'#like what is the ARC where is the MOMENTUM how is this fair on the other performers?#oh well she's done an amazing arial contortion routine but she DIDN'T. strip fully naked and set her genitals on fire.#PACING#GOD
25 notes
·
View notes
Text
So there's this story about a person who was born and raised to despise each and every human being ever born into the world. The entire reason for his existence—the reasons for all of his ancestors' existences throughout history—is to enact vengeance on humanity for their crimes.
Then that vengeful being, despite his best attempts not to, befriends a human man. He finds himself caring for one human and that human's younger brother, finds himself becoming part of their family, even though it goes against everything he is and is supposed to be. He finds himself loving these two people so deeply that it rewrites his whole worldview—changes him from a vengeful monster into something that hopes dearly for humanity's redemption and begs his father not to let them be destroyed.
It's a story about the power of understanding and connection, a story about learning to believe in the human potential to be good. And that story starts with one remarkable man who unknowingly manages to win the love of the personification of nature's vengeance in human skin.
The kicker is—that one man that befriends the monster? Who rewrites the vengeful being's whole worldview just by being beside him? He kinda fucking sucks, actually.
#like don't get me wrong I do really enjoy Leon as a character#but god I would hate this man so much if he were real lmao#he's a cop. he's obsessed with ~trusting his gut~ in investigations. he's kinda stupid and overly assertive and thinks too highly of himsel#he's weird about women he's kinda racist he's kinda homophobic#In a weird preconceived notions 'yeah this is definitely a white american guy from the 90s way' if not in an actively hateful way#he's. so much#great contrast to D as a character!#like I enjoy him in the context that he's written. I get it. he's great#and he has symbolic value for humanity etc#but I can't say I think D has good taste in men lmao#anyway. pet shop of horrors good#invasion of the frogs#psoh#pet shop of horrors#leon orcot#psoh spoilers
22 notes
·
View notes
Text
GOURRY !
I had the rest of the Slayers gang sketched up (hopefully I'll get around to finishing n' posting 'em and not just abandoning them 🌝) but decided to go with the GOURRY and render my boy first 'cos I ended up liking his sketch the most.
#slayers#スレイヤーズ#gourry gabriev#gourry#my art#fanart#90s anime#gourrys just so dang cute this man makes me very happy#such a good boi#originally was gonna finish all the portraits and post them in a group but at the rate i was doing things shiz was gonna take too long#and its been a pipin' hot min and i wanted something to post#so were taking it one at a time#might make the additional snazzy group post once i complete them all mayhaps hrmrmrnm
159 notes
·
View notes
Text
"old man yaoi" this, "old man yaoi" that
they were my old man yaoi ♡
#if one of them isn't physically incapable of understanding the other (and ONLY the other) 90% of the time i don't want it#tbh there's a lot of good old man yaoi potential in the return but these two were already kinda old in the og so bonus points#twin peaks#twin peaks the return#nor watches telly
15 notes
·
View notes
Note
Cloud: I mean you were okay…
Reno: “okay” bitch the fuck you mean “okay”????
Cloud: you made me blush and all but Kunsel. God, I didn’t even see his face but I think I started coming up with excuses to explain to Zack why I was marrying his friend like,,, as soon as my brain worked again.
Cloud: he made me gasp Reno. He made the audience GASP.
Reno, stalking away: fucking wannabe ass Turk getting a better review than me. Little fuck. See if I care.
(Is my love for the helmet man coming through)
Reno: So if you had to rank all your non Tseng kisses in would at least be top three right?
Cloud: ……
Reno: YOU’VE KISSED SIX PEOPLE
Cloud: And two of them were Aerith and Rude like what do you expect
Reno: … Boss I’m going to kiss your boyfriend again and I formally request a five second head start before you shoot me
Tseng, already taking the safety off his gun: Three and that’s not including whatever Cloud does to you first.
#the elf talks#ff7#kiss and tell#Reno’s a solid fourth place#Zack isn’t even mad he’s last man was stunned for 90% of their kiss#it’s not that Reno wasn’t good it’s that the others were very good and cloud was half in lvoe with two of them by the time the kiss was over
20 notes
·
View notes
Text
do you ever just. yeah.
#arting#good thing its friday night and im only planning to work like 30 more minutes or so#it has been a weird week and i get to go roast and split logs at the wood kiln tomorrow in nearly 90 degrees#pots pots pots pots pots pots EVERYBODAAY#oh look a self portrait for the first time in 80 years#whatever#maybe ill doodle some soopercorrrp as a cool down in a bit#i got a bizza from the deli and im gonna add so much cheese and extra basil#a hydroPONIC basil thats gonna live in my bedroom for indirect light and smell delicious 24/7#maybe i wont kill it#poor basil#you were only four bucks i hope you survive#also yes can you tell in my art that my physical therapy also includes correcting my posture#look at how nice my posture looks LMAO#ok thats enough#have a good weekend everyone#these tags are as long and as odd as iguanamouth's#man i love iguana's art i hope they're doing fantabulous
86 notes
·
View notes
Text
Happy Pride, y'all [don't forget to listen to our 90s girls]
#gay#spotify#gay man music#music#tori amos#professional widow#boys for pele#90s#alanis morissette#björk#pj harvey#fiona apple#them girls#gurls these days wish they were this good and timeless
18 notes
·
View notes
Text
thinking about that era of sonic marketing where they were trying to appeal to people who hate sonic/see sonic as a joke instead of actual fans and the sonic social media pages would do things like post memes about how bad sonic 06 is and invite the game grumps guy over to sega headquarters to record a song for the official sonic youtube channel about how much big the cat sucks . literally what were they thinking
#and YES those are actual examples of stuff they posted. for people who werent there .#thank god the main guy who was running those pages at the time Isnt anymore#idk why that stuff was seen as acceptable for so long#the 2010s were such a weird time to be a sonic fan because most of the games that came out back then werent received well#and most of the few that were were the ones that tried really hard to appeal to 90s nostalgia#so nobody would shut up about how cringe they thought sonic was or how only classic sonic games are good or whatever#to the point where even the official sonic stuff would feed into the shame and the self deprecating humor#sonic's reputation has imrpoved a bit since then and you dont see as much of that sort of humor in official stuff now#and sega is way more willing to acknowledge games like 06 in a positive light now . but Man
14 notes
·
View notes
Text
having a weird al moment
#i've always liked weird al. he's always been in my periphery culturally speaking#in middle school i had one of his polka medleys memorized. along with White and Nerdy#(if i give myself a minute i can still recite 90% of it)#LOVE Hardware Store#but i've never like... sat down and listened through a weird al album#until this week?? i've listened through two and will probably listen to more#a friend and i were listening to poodle hat in the car the other day and genuinely cracking up#the man's a treasure#and for whatever reason my brain has decided to fixate on him this week#it's keeping me in good spirits tbh!!#there are certainly worse ways to combat seasonal depression#also just found out about the insane biopic he made of himself in which daniel radcliffe plays him#so obviously i need to watch that at the nearest opportunity#nov 2023#weird al#music
48 notes
·
View notes
Note
Opinion on thor? I might be a bit biased but besides spiderman, he's gotta be my fave
he's hot. i love a man with long blonde hair.
i used to love the movies! in fact, he was my favourite character in the mcu before they introduced ant-man, but my interest in him kind of dropped off the same time my interest in the mcu dropped off... no offence to taika (i love taika) but i didn't like ragnarok, (have not seen love and thunder and probably never will) and i don't care for the new silly goofy thor - i kind of liked that his stories were one of the few stories in the mcu that actually had weight and gravitas or whatever. i liked that they were different from the rest of the mcu. but now all of the mcu gotta be silly goofy. and thor is a gamer. what is going on.
i really don't know very much about thor from the comics! what i've read about him is so disparate and he's kind of characterised differently in every appearance of him that i've read, so i don't know if i've really got a gist of who he is. probably i need to read a thor series from front-to-back so i can get him. would be appreciative of any recs in the replies! i'm fighting off a cold at the moment, and some new reading material might be good and cozy and healing for me...
#sci speaks#i should read this big dr doom book one of my buddies leant me 100 years ago. i really need to return it. it's been so long.#it's been sat on my shelf so long...#okay dr doom. i'll read you. show me a good time. dr doom.#it's kind of embarrassing actually how isolationist i am when it comes to marvel comics.#i mostly just stick to spider-man and deadpool and the f4.#oh and cable now. i've read so much cable.#i actually really like cable. his comics are ridiculous. they make no sense.#the 90s were a Time.#90s comics might be the worst of the worst or the best of the best.
36 notes
·
View notes
Note
did you get to the part of the script where they become victims of hate crimes in the hands of tadsfield people yet? some lady goes 'oh they're gay' and spreads the word so no one will take them in
I’m not there yet but I do remember it from the last and only other time I read this script years ago. They really saw the energy of the little girl calling aziraphale faggot and said “let’s take this energy and go wide with it. Let’s make it a much bigger thing”
29 notes
·
View notes
Text
we watched ep2 of s2 and. oh god i dont wanna say it... but the png lock ppl were right.
#WHAT HAPPENED MAN#ep1 was still good?? it made us hyped for the rest of the season...#the shift was so palpable it was crazy. i felt it. i saw it happen before my eyes and had to pause so i could warn finn#there were like a total of 6 good shots in the ep. chigiri's running shot was the best hands down.#it was soooo hard to follow like it was near incomprehensible. so many closeups and still shots.#we had no idea were the ball was going 90% of the time.#the fact that they throw an abundance of effects on it to mask that theres no animation doesnt help either.#tedtalks#it was so bad that finn even said we were too hard on opm s2... then you know how dire it is.#also finn insisted i use this gif for this post. lmao. we found it as a reply on the opm twitter and couldnt stop laughing.
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
I'm not gonna recommend Judith Ivory's Beast because there's just too much problematic shit going on re: how it interacts with North Africa (on the fetishistic side, not the "we hate Muslims" side, like tbh I was surprised by a throwaway line... from a French guy... referring to the French as oppressors, but nonetheless it's just a liiiiil too late 90s re: the language for me to go "YOU SHOULD READ THIS" responsibly, though I am gonna try more from her because otherwise it's well-done) BUT
I do feel like historical romance has a sincere need for more plots like "pretty high-strung virgin who can't drive and knows she's hottest girl on the block is betrothed to a man everyone says is ugly and tbh he just sounds like he's got an Adam Driver vibe or something and is also blind in one eye and Extremely Sensitive About It but he wants to marry her anyway because he's obsessed with making perfumes and her dad owns SO MUCH AMBERGRIS meets said man on a ship but he's in disguise because he's Extremely Sensitive About His Appearance and wants to fuck with her but ends up FUCKING HER a lot but only in the dark or when she's blindfolded so that she doesn't know it's actually him and not a "pasha" but then when they actually meet for the wedding she's like FUCK I can't marry this guy and he's like bUT EVERYTHING WAS GOING SO WELL WHEN WE WERE FUCKING ON THE BOAT 5x A NIGHT AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHO I WAAAAAS"
just without the "he's disguised as a 'pasha' part"
#romance novel blogging#he's a french prince for the record lmao#her parents sat him down and were like 'hey dude so we're gonna level with you before y'all marry we're p sure she was fucking some guy#on the boat... and we don't want you to think you're like getting a virgin'#and this man who was fucking her SO OFTEN that his arthritic knee flared up (he's also sensitive about his limp he's v sensitive)#is like '................. i'm good with it'#he's also on that peak 90s historical romance hero shit of 'man i sure hope i accidentally knocked her up so that the wedding is a lock'#why express your feelings when you can just fill her with so much seed i guess
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
yippeeee the dices
#this dice collection is so pretty but i’m giving most of it to my friends…#ive been playing dnd or pathfinder with this group for literal years and i’ve like spent so much time with them LOL#and i’m finally seeing some of them this summer#so this is the gift. i still have to get a set for the dm but like i think i’ve already spent ~200 on the dice here so im like oh my god#but im like fuck it lmao they have given me so much happiness lol 😭#also since im already typing i was listening to one of the celebs from my hometown and sometimes it hits me how strange it is#tht i am vaguely interested in this man even though i literally like saw him for 5 seconds#he is like so incredibly famous#i know like 90% of people experience this but it does annoy me so much that i treat famous ppl diff in my brain differently even tho ik#they just want to be treated like normal people lmao 😭#i think its bc my brain goes ‘oh theyre so loved i wish that were me!’ even tho theyre not really experiencing love#w the masses of ppl online#i have a headache from all the plum wine i drank but plum wine is soooo tasty guys#idk what they put in it#probably plum but wow it is so good. lol 😭#i think i will let this headache go away for a little and then go to bed. gn everyone 🐈🐈
8 notes
·
View notes