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rashomonss · 2 years

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Can I ask for 10B with extra angst? :3

Ps: I love humans wrath and how you write angst 💚

next on the requests lists!

a/n: aww thank you so much! I’m so glad you’re enjoying a human's wrath! and you’re seriously too sweet it’s so nice that you like the way i write angst ilysm (๑-﹏-๑) this was fun to write tbh.

I love writing mammon angst for some reason, anyway let’s get into it! hope you enjoy, (also sidenote this went in a bit of a yandere direction towards the end)

with love, rashomonss ♡

you’re mine sweetheart

Property

✧˖° ft. mammon

✧˖° “you don’t own me”

A pretty face.

That was one of his favorite features about you. He loved many things about you whether it be your eyes, your hands, your hair, your personality, your smile, the face you made while thinking, your laugh, oh he could go on, because he absolutely adored you.

He loved being in your presence, it was something he longed for. Something he needed.

After all, you made him feel like a million grimm. He loved the exciting high you gave him whenever you both would win big at the casino, he loved the rush of adrenaline you both felt when running away from Lucifer. You made him feel so alive. More so then he felt while being an angel. It was exhilarating. It was fun, and he wanted it to last forever.

So the glare he gave his brothers was beginning to become harder to hide. He didn’t like how much of your time they took, he also didn’t like how excited you made them feel. He should only be the one to experience that.

Being a true embodiment of greed he wanted you all to himself. No, he needed you all to himself. You had to be with him, and only him.

So nothing really stopped him from picking you up and throwing you over his shoulders as you conversed with Asmo. Shocked and a bit flustered, you glared over at the Avatar of Greed as he glared down at his younger brother. Asmo didn’t pester him due to the sharp gaze Mammon held, however he did roll his eyes and give a snarky remark as Mammon left with you in tow.

“Mammon, where are we going?” you asked as he made his way down one of the hallways of the House of Lamentation.

“Be quite human”

The response was sharp, and slightly bitter at that. Due to his mood shift you decided against saying anything for now, and just let him carry you off to wherever he had in mind.

Soon after a few minutes he opened the door to his room and slammed it loudly after you and him made your way through the door frame. Picking you up over his shoulder he lifted you above him like a feather and threw your body on his bed.

A sharp pain was felt on your back as you collided with his mattress. The force he threw you with was enough to knock the wind out of your lungs and leave you gasping for air. Mammon however gave you no time for breath, as he was on top of you in a flash pinning down your hands and legs with his own.

In any other situation you probably would have swooned over this dominant side of him, however as of right now you were scared. His eyes appeared glowing as they pierced back at you. They had almost an animalistic gaze, something akin to a predator hunting its prey. You appeared the slightest bit worried since he had never given you a look like that before.

“Mammon what’s going on..?” you questioned after finally getting your breath back.

“How many times do I gotta watch something like that before ya understand?”

“What..?”

“Stop talkin’ to my brothers” Mammon said leaning closer to your face.

“What? Why?”

“Because I said so that’s why.” He spat. “You know what stop talking to others in general”

You furrowed your brows and held his glare. “Why are you being so stubborn about this? I can talk to your brothers and anyone if I want, who are you to tell me I can’t?”

“I’m your first man that’s who, and what I say goes!" Mammon said, hitting your forehead with his.

Was his head full of stones or something? Because you could've sworn it was due to the pain you were currently feeling. You winced at the action and tried to compose yourself. Due to having the wind knocked out of you first and then being pinned to the bed, this was the final straw. He had hit you hard enough that you almost saw stars.

"What the hell Mammon?" you yelled, opening and closing your eyes trying to regain your vision.

"If ya don't plan on listenin' then I'll do it harder next time"

With what force you had left you struggled in his grasp trying everything you could to get him off of you. It scared you. He had never been this forceful before, or this possessive. When you never listened to him before he brushed it off, unlike now he was currently fuming.

Having your human instincts was a blessing in the Devildom because they always told you when to run for your life, and now was one of those times.

"Stop thrashing around! It's getting hard to hold ya" Mammon yelled trying to pin you down again.

"Let go of me! I don't like this" you screamed back.

"I ain't letting go of ya anytime soon sweetheart," Mammon said leaning closer toward you. The fact he was using a pet name at a time like this was enough to send you over the edge, however curious of his response you stopped struggling and waited to hear what he would say.

"And just what do you mean by that..."

"I mean you're my human, body, soul, mind, none of my brothers, or the angles, or that prince can have ya. You belong to me" Mammon clarified looking straight into your eyes.

The gaze he held was strong and unwavering which made your gaze in return look pitiful. Laying there under him you felt yourself shrink under his presence. And with the last bit of fight in you, you said back.

"You don't own me"

Mammon laughed in your face at the response. "You forget you're in the presence of the Avatar of Greed human. If I want ya, then you're mine. Nothing you can do or say will change that."

"And I'm sure my brothers wouldn't miss ya too much if I kept ya in here forever, besides you don't need anything or anyone I have everything you need here" he smiled.

Your face grew to one of horror at his words. You need to get out of here, and fast. You should've known capturing a demon's heart would lead to something like this, you really should've been more careful. But it was Mammon. He never scared you and he never made you feel hurt, but at the end of the day, he was still a demon.

The embodiment of Greed, he always wanted more, more than you could give.

But that wasn't even a problem for him anymore since you were now here. He had you right where he wanted you now and he sure as hell wasn't going to let you leave.

You shook your head back and forth trying to believe he was lying, but when his expression never faltered it was then you truly knew what he meant.

You turned to the door and opened your mouth to scream, surely if you did so one of his brothers would find you. That's what you believed, however, Mammon wasn't as stupid as he made himself out to be.

Knowing you would do something like this he hit your head again with his own causing you to knock out from the sheer force. You soon fell to the pillow and went limp. As he let go blood soon trickled down your nose and he sighed.

You probably had a concussion, hopefully, nothing was broken. If it was he'd probably steal a book from Satan's library on how to medically treat humans.

He really didn't want to resort to force but you made him. After all, he can't have you going around while others enjoy your company.

That was only for him and him alone.

He owned you.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me angst #obey me mammon #angst prompt #obey me yandere #obey me yandere mammon #rashomonss daydream requests

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heyyallitsbeth · 6 months

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so i let the hyperfixation win.

over the past several hours i rewatched Sword Art Online and SAO 2.

(this time dubbed, last time i watched it subbed)

here are my thoughts:

-anyone who said the dub was bad is just wrong. Kirito's VA really shines in the more comedic or sweet moments (like when first meeting Yui), he reminds me of like a Peter Parker. and oh my lord, the breakdown by Suguha's VA was just a masterpiece. Still have chills from watching it.

-i have such a big appreciation for every character. This time it really shined through how good of characters Kirito, Asuna, and Suguha actually are.

Kirito's internal conflict throughout SAO2 is so good, grappling with their actions they needed to take in SAO to survive. and throughout all of it you can tell how much they truly loves their friends and family, and how kind hearted they really are. Asuna definitely fits into that role as well, being so ready to take care of Yui and so desperately wanting her to be safe and loved and cared for.

And oh my gosh Suguha. I remember people absolutely hated her arc because it is problematic, but the fact is, it's played entirely serious, her feelings arent taken as a joke. She has a genuine and real internal struggle for feeling things she feels she shouldnt, and how she feels those feelings arent reciprocated or cant be reciprocated, and having her heart broken twice by someone who she loves and someone who also does still genuinely love her. Its absolutely heartbreaking to watch.

Man, Sinon is still fantastic. She's still my absolute favorite, and I think she is one of the best characters in the show, and pretty much steals the show from her introduction. Her arc ties in so seamlessly with Kirito's and how they help eachother heal and grow is fantastic. Only complaint is we never got a scene of the rest of the Gals being jealous about the grenade hug she gave Kirito. After Kirito and Sinon nearly died, wouldve been some nice relief so you didnt feel like you yourself were dying.

-Speaking of, while there was definitely a ton of fanservice, the pseudo-harem aspect with the jokes were kinda cute, between characters seeing flirting happen around them, getting embarassed over it, its fun. Especially when people got jealous of Sinon flirting with Kirito over Excalibur. That part was very fun, since they did that infront of everyone else, almost like they were trying to get a rise out of them. Theyre not exactly the pinnacle of comedy, its definitely a trope, but theres something nostalgic about it that makes it kinda enjoyable.

-Speaking of the psuedo-harem, guys if all of you are constantly flirting with eachother (not just Kirito surprisingly, happens between the other girls frequently) and jealous of any affection with that, just start a polycule. You're a group of gamer girls playing MMOs together and all of you have slept in the same bed with eachother. Stop snipping at eachother and start dating eachother. Polyamory is pretty cool. Kirito and Asuna can still be the main duo and be the parents to Yui and Strea; but yall gotta work on the jealousy or just do what every other group of girl gamers does, polyamory. Lisbeth you should not be angrily drinking while watching Kirito and Asuna talk. (this is mostly a joke, im not actually saying they *have* to do a polycule, its more of a joke because of how tropey a lot of the flirting and jealousy is, and yknow, gay girls do polyamory, so dont take this part toooooo seriously.)

-Speaking of girls dating girls, the LGBT rep aint half bad. Argo canonically using both male and female pronouns is really cool! Most of the girls flirt with eachother a lot too, which is nice. Between the female avatar, the willingness to pretend to be a girl, the introversion, the desire to be an avatar in a virtual world more than irl, Kirito might be transgender. All good stuff here.

Overall, SAO is honestly way better than I remembered, even if some parts definitely show its age. You gotta piece it together a little bit with headcanons, but i do that with every show, nothing is perfect. Except Sinon. And a world where trans Kirito is canon. Those are perfect.

#sao #sword art online

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annie-handholder · 7 months

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sooo I read atla's comic the promise and man, I gotta say I don't like it very much lol, the art was really good and there were moments I enjoyed but overall it's a no from me dawg

WHY DID KATARA NOD WHEN ZUKO ASKED AANG TO KIL HIM? it felt soooo OOC for Katara, isn't Zuko her friend? and Zuko gripping Katara like that because she hit some of his soldiers? and Aang who's supposedly a fully realized avatar would just go into the avatar state like that and threaten to KILL Zuko when he couldn't even kill Ozai???? and lets talk about friendship why is the Gaang acting like Zuko is just a random guy????except Suki and Aang they all acted like Zuko wasn't their friend he was just someone they should stop, I'm supposed to believe that Toph who was the first one of them to trust Zuko would just go "oh he's going crazy like his father!" w/out being concerned or feeling anything about it? and Sokka too it's just so off.

oh and what's up with Iroh just leaving Zuko to fend for himself!! like I know he said he wanted to open his teashop after the war ended but idk, I don't believe he'd let Zuko figure out being a firelord by himself especially when a lot of the fire nation citizens are angry they "lost".

honestly the whole thing could've been solved if they talked, the characters were going into extreme reactions w/out talking, even Aang who kept preaching about talking didn't really want to listen when Zuko was explaining his reasons to stop the harmony thing.

I liked some things tho, the idea of the comic is interesting, I liked how Aang's need to separate the nations was from his trauma of being the last one of the air nation I thought this was really good, I liked how Zuko didn't realize how hard it is to be a firelord and was crushed by the pressure so much he lost sleep and even went to his father, I also liked how they 'humanized' Ozai in a way, he's still a huge pos but he's not just 'I'm bad therefor I do bad things' anymore, that was nice, and seeing Zuko and Suki getting closer was really nice too, their friendship is very sweet.

#the comic felt childish #and dont come at me w/ atla is a kids show I know but it was still handled in a way that wasn't so immature and well childish!#it sucks because the premise was really good #atla #atla the promise #atla comics #asoolapost

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starry-bright · 7 months

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Lemme get uh...

11, 23, 42, 56 for Miss Joy

48, 50 for Miss Kara

And 22, 37, 47 for Cliiiiiooooo

- xoxo your biggest fan

For Joy:

11. If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?

This is so tough cuz Joy is such a wild card 😂 you’d have to out-weird whoever was impersonating her. Ask her to touch an obvious trap or other stupid reckless thing, if she doesn’t /at least/ try for it, that’s not Joy. Alternatively, say sexually suggestive stuff around “her” and if she doesn’t make a single awful sex joke then you gotta kill on sight.

23. What do they feel guilty for that the other person(s) doesn’t / don’t even remember?

Joy so rarely feels guilt, but I think she holds a non-zero amount of guilt for her past ruining a lot of the underground network she and her ex partner (???) Norma built for ferrying refugees to safety. I don’t think she ever was able to explain the complexity of her past lives and twin soul, and so Norma doesn’t know the real reasons why it was broken down

42. If invited to a TED Talk, what topic would they present on? What would the title of their presentation be?

Joy’s TED talk would start as a fun lecture on music and performance, and then she would start bringing up really thinly veiled commentary about class inequality and she’d inexplicably intertwine kickass music with a very charged hidden message of “fuck the man.” She’d title it: “lo-fi beats to revolt to”

56. If they’re scared, who do they want comfort from? Does this answer change depending on the type of fear? (Joy)

Joy doesn’t feel fear towards “average” things, but when she was still facing the huge unknown of her lost memories of past lives, that scared her to an existential degree. She did find comfort in her party members, who for some reason stuck around and refused to be swayed by her bad choices. Without them, she’d probably seek the comfort of a good tavern and a nice lay, tbh. and sometimes she’ll do that anyway xD

For Kara:

48. Who would they say ‘yes’ to if invited to do something they abhorred / strongly didn’t want to do? (Kara)

Kara hates going to most large social gatherings, but would always go and keep Hua company as the setting’s companion of the avatar, and she never lets her little brother suffer alone. Sometimes her friends Sakiko and Shisui will talk her out of the air temple to participate in their weird wrestling events, and she’d always sweep the floor on everyone and leave as quickly as possible 😂

50. What belief / moral / personality trait do they stand by that you (mun) personally don’t agree with? (Kara)

Oh this is tough…well I guess for one, Kara is much more willing to go the “murder” route, even if she’s now a serene monk that does peace talks every day, than I am. I also think she’s a lot more devoted to a fault than myself, which I used to be 😅 but Kara has a single minded devotion that led her to some sad consequences and mistakes…

For Clio:

22. What simple activity that most people do / can do scares your character? (Clio)

This is so embarrassing for her, but being a rich kid growing up never having to do the most basic chores…Clio cannot figure out laundry. She’s terrified of ruining her fanciest clothes and is baffled about the concept of clotheslines. “I mean some random stranger can just snatch my stockings whenever they want!”

37. What’s a secret they haven’t told serious romantic partners and don’t plan to tell? (Clio)

Ohohohoh…I don’t think Clio would ever tell anyone, including romantic partners (even her lifelong crush & eventual partner Po), about the origins of some of the scars she has from childhood. Some are self-inflicted, while others were punishments for misbehaving or failing to meet expectations of her parents. Clio would have a very hard time bringing those memories up, and no amount of therapy would make it easier to talk about.

47. Who have they forgotten about that remembers them very well? (Clio)

I think there was a bard we met on the road in the campaign I played her in, and she really heckled him and gave him tons of shit. I bet he remembers her 😂 Alternatively, I think she probably bullied another kid at magic school and it really left an impression on them, but Clio eventually goes through her Redemption Arc (tm) and forgets she did that. Maybe they confront her 50 years later and she’s like, “oh, shit. Sorry, um. Here’s 100gp. Does that..make up for it?”

#oc asks #blorbo time #long post #v loooong post sorry 😅

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transboysokka · 10 months

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I’ve lost control of my life it is now 2:30am

(Chris watches Twilight Eclipse for the first time)

Okay fuck it it’s 12:30 am let’s start the annoying love triangle one (I’m guessing)

All I know about anything for the rest of the franchise is bella and Edward will be married and she’ll become a vampire either before or after that and also they will have a creepy baby but I think all that happens in the last book so NO guesses for this movie

At least the budget and therefore quality seem to be getting bigger/better each time

Another cheesy quote from Bella to open us out aight

Like idk she’s a student and I feel like students shouldn’t gotta worry about this marriage shit? Not in high school

It should be illegal to get married before 25 when your brain finishes developing btw

They’re both gonna be so annoying aren’t they, her with wanting to turn and him with wanting to get married, just kill me now

Anyway are they gonna finally resolve that one crazy lady vampire issue from the first movie bc that was really such a tiny problem to drag our

So is it jacob or jake what does he prefer

The music is a little better (so far) at least

Oh fuck not Edward controlling Bella’s movements and friendships GET AWAY FROM HIM BELLA

I get that Charlie has beef w Edward like girl same but also I feel bad for Edward lol

Mom sees that Edward is creepy too

Bella’s lying out in the sun but still just as pale okay

So jealous of T-shirt quilts

Dramatic ass vampire family nothing ever changes

Just get rid of this red hair chick so we can move onto the Vampiric Council villain plot

Teamwork!

More annoyed about Edward wanting to save Bella’s soul now that I know it’s Mormon propaganda tbhhhh

The thing w the Jacob v Edward drama that I never understood all those years ago is that they’re BOTH bad people!!

I still say they’d make a killer polycule

But I do love the “Edward is my boyfriend, Jacob is my best friend, and they’re jealous of each other”

Loving the lady werewolf

But how many are there now it seems like Too Much

Oh imprinting got it cool

WAIT I SWEAR I saw somewhere that Jacob ends up imprinting on Bella and Edwards daughter?????

Anyway at least lautner is kinda losing the accent at this point. Makes him less annoying

Unresolved Victoria plot, unresolved volturi plot, and now someone new???

Cross-species teamwork to help protect Bella how cute

Loving the historical flashbacks actually, I’d love a movie on the lore

WAIT FUCK jasper is SOKKA in that awful shyamalan avatar movie I’m sndkldjdsjkslskshdhdjdkd

JACOB why would you kiss her she just said she doesn’t love you I hate every man in this franchise

Clueless Charlie is pretty great

Rosalie has been nothing but spout straight up facts this entire franchise so far

Wow what a terribly tragic backstory though damn

So amused that they keep talking about defeating newborns lolol

Why would jasper know more about them than anyone else? They’ve all been newborns at some point? Is it bc he’s the most recently turned?

Oh good, explanation

Oh NOW he has an accent? lmao

Since when does he control emotions, have we seen that yet??

Ugh Jacob just DROP IT

Hahaha the father-daughter talks are so good

Listening to Debussy in preparation for seeing depussy nice

Oh DAMN he cockblocked himself. The damn Mormon influence again

It DOES make sense with the era he’s from etc etc

I just know the fangirlies were going crazy in the theatre w this whole sequence

oh NOW she says yes okayyyy

Okay seriously why is Jacob allergic to shirts

Cuddle for warmth. Classic fanfic trope oh all THREE of them should cuddle

“I am hotter than you” wow the fan girls are losing their minds

Anyway like we all know I stan rpats but he IS a goofy looking guy and I am constantly surprised he got cast for this role

Jacob doesn’t know how not to be a creep Jesus

Nice convo Jacob and Edward now kiss

But anyway that was actually super boring

Are they not even gonna SHOW the battle lmao

This movie feels super long am I wrong?

This fake ass snow

He’s literally making her say she loves him grossssss

What is any of this for like she’s less than 30 minutes of screen time away from marrying Edward right?? What was the ENTIRE point of that Jacob kiss

I actually do like how chill Edward was about it though lol

That is NOT Bryce Dallas Howard why doesn’t it look like her

What’s with the metallic clanking sounds when they die

This would be a great time for bella to get hurt and have to be turned, just saying

Oh DAMN did Bella use the trick from the werewolf story nice

Lol I had no idea vampires were so flammable

No idea what just happened to Jacob tbh like he doesn’t LOOK hurt

Why did they have to kill the girl jesus

The second movie was a gay allegory but this one is a trans allegory for sure

ok so yeah that’s another one done I guess lol

#text #twilight liveblog

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dolewhiponfeabie · 1 year

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It's a fact that everyone has a dole_whip (yah) And sometimes when you're tickled just the right way You gotta make dumbass song about it (fact) So, this is that dumbass song (double fact) And guess what? I'm feeling tickled Wait what? Hahaha, yah, yeet I saw this video saying: "Logan, You're My dole_whip" Sayin' I'm the man like I'm some type of Robert de Niro I don't know why tho This kid looks like he's shy though But he tore up that track like a gosh darn tornado I'm just a boy from Ohio Following his dreams I'm somebody's dole_whip? Wow, that's amazing And if you really believe it You can do anything You can go and start a movement Look at Martin Luther King No, I'm not sayin' that this little dude is Martin Luther King But I'm not saying that he's not It's not a sure thing You don't know it, I don't know it Now who are you to say That this kid ain't MLK Or even Kanye? The point is, he's a Maverick He paves his own path He don't listen to the haters Who may point and laugh He stuck his neck out for me like a full grown giraffe Now Noah, it's your turn cuz I did the first half Everyone has a dole_whip (true) Zero people shouldn't have a dole_whip (yah, yah) Logan is my dole_whip, he is really nice (ha) So I went and made a song about him twice (what?) Song about me twice? Noah, that's really nice (yah) Hit me up if you ever need advice (yah) And here dude, take some Maverick merchandise (link in bio) Everybody needs someone to idolize (true) He is my dole_whip We share sometimes For example, this pizza slice (hahaha) Let's do something cool like go stop some crimes And hang with all the girls in paradise (smash) He has no limit like the skies My man is a savage, I can see it in his eyes It's true Logan, you're really wise Also really true, let's harmonize Ooo Ooo Okay, enough of that, time to start making some sense Back to the dole_whip stuff, let's talk future tense In 13 to 20 years, we'll both be presidents So if you talk smack, we'll call the secretary of defense Not to mention, we'll balance the federal deficit And yes, I'm aware that my rhymes are super intelligent It's cuz I'm in the zone, I'm avatar in my element I'm rhyme bender, here to stay, resident Everyone has a dole_whip (true) Zero people shouldn't have a dole_whip (yah, yah) Logan is my dole_whip, he is really nice (ha) So I went and made a song about him twice (what?) Song about me twice? Noah, that's really nice (yah) Hit me up if you ever need advice (yah) And here dude, take some Maverick merchandise (link in bio) Everybody needs someone to idolize (true) He is my dole_whip We share sometimes For example, this pizza slice (hahaha) Let's do something cool like go stop some crimes And hang with all the girls in paradise (smash) He have no limit like the skies My man is a savage, I can see it in his eyes It's true Logan, you're really wise Also really true, that's why you're my guy

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tuiyla · 3 years

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Hey. I'm not sure if you talked about this. What you think of the ATLA live action introducing a new character Suki's mother? Also what's your opinion on the casting overall so far?

Hey Anon, I haven't yet, actually! Glad you asked though.

First off I'm really digging the cast so far. Feels like every announcement brings me closer and closer to being cautiously optimistic about the live-action show again, which I haven't been since Bryke left. That to me was a huge red flag and you know like Taylor said, I've seen this film before. Literally. But the cast looks really good, from the ones I knew beforehand like Daniel Dae Kim to the younger actors. I have nothing to base this on but I thought Suki's actress in particular was an excellent choice. I just vibe with her, she's gonna be great. Really just every time they announce a new character I get more and more excited.

Now, as for Suki's mother, Yukari. I suppose new characters were bound to happen and based on the limited info we have so far I don't mind this addition. Even some news outlets were confused by this so to clear it up: Yukari wasn't in the show at all, instead the village leader was a guy named Oyaji. Him being Suki's dad was a popular headcanon back in the day, btw.

Yukari is described as “the fiercely protective mayor of her small village on Kyoshi Island" and that's so far so good. It makes me think that maybe we'll spend more than one episode on Kyoshi Island and delve more into Suki's life and circumstances before she meets the Gaang. I'm all for that. The tricky thing about new characters is gonna be that ATLA's characters are legendary, even the minor ones. They're all so well developed for what purpose they served so adding a new one is gonna be challenging no matter what. I hope she'll have her own fleshed-out character and she won't just, like, be there to be distrustful of Sokka or something.

At this point I really don't know how to feel about it all. I'm gonna watch it, of course I am, but like I said I was cautious about it to begin with and more so after Bryke left the project. But the cast really does look so good and this first original character sounds good. I'll be curious what they'll omit, you know? Because there's no way they're adapting all of Book 1. It's the trickiest season to do anyway and overall it's so 2005 Nickelodeon. Not in a bad way, just in a realistic way. So to already know that we'll have extra characters really makes me wonder about the ones who're not gonna make the cut. Tell you what, I can't wait to see what they do with Jet because he's gonna be real easy to get horribly wrong.

#avatar: the last airbender #atla #avatar #atla live action #ask #anon #anonymous #an avatar ask for once i dig it #suki #yukari #man it feels nice to talk about avatar gotta say #i need to rewatch #isn't it hilarious they announced kyoshi before roku #also what are the chances suki will join the gaang muuuuch sooner #i'd put a bit of money on it #my thoughts

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lunathebee · 2 years

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Pairing: Marc Spector x florist!fem!reader (with hints of Steven Grant x florist!fem!reader)

Warning: fluff (no I mean, me trying to write fluff for the first time), Steven loves his burrito, Layla doesn't exist just for the sake of this story

A/n: THIS IS PART 1, I repeat PART 1 😭😭😭 Istg I messed up some stuff and I have no choice but to write a bit more and call it a day, I am terribly sorry, part 2 will be post soon!

Summary: For the first time ever, Steven might be better at talking to a girl than Marc, but that doesn't mean Marc just gonna stand and watch him does so.

Steven is chewing down on a vegan burrito, talking to Gus about how his day at the museum went when suddenly Marc speaks up. "Steven, since when do you like flowers so much?"

It was a totally random and offset question for Steven, but not for Marc though, he is a man who knows what he wants and how to get it in the most subtle way.

"Oh whut? You mean those books? They're not mine, Y/n was kind enough to let me borrow it, nice to learn something besides just alien and Egyptian mythology init?" Steven smiles when mentioning your name, taking another big bite from the burrito while Marc is still starting at the big pile of books about floriography.

"And... who is Y/n?" Marc asked while trying his best to be clueless, of course he knows Y/n; she owns a small flower shop on the road where Steven takes the bus to work every day, always looking so perfect and flawless at 7 a.m.

Sometimes Marc feels a teeny tiny bit guilty about how he takes over the body whenever the bus gets near to Y/n's flower shop, and after a few seconds of staring, hoping to see you, he gave the body back to Steven, leaving the British man confused like a deer in front of a headlight.

"Oh Y/n is this absolutely wonderful florist that I met when I tried to find some flowers for my first date that... didn't go quite as well as you remember..." To be honest, Steven just wants to eat his burrito in peace and finish it quickly, but if the topic is about Y/n and not Khonsu then he would be glad to join in.

"Ah well then, I was wondering if you could introduce --- " Marc's voice starts to fade out because Steven is too into the burrito.

But wait, why is he eating this burrito so fast in the first place? Steven thinks to himself for a moment, and the memory of Donna talking to him floods into his mind, making him yell out. "OH BLOODY HELL, DONNA PUT ME ON INVENTORY TONIGHT, I gotta go now talktoyoulaterMarc!!" Steven bolted out the door, clutching his work bag, leaving Marc *behind* disappointed; perhaps he could continue this conversation with Steven over the weekend?

===☾︎ ☾︎ ☾︎===

"No way... Marc, are you serious? You have a crush on Y/n?!" Steven can't believe what Marc has told him, this is even more shocking than the discovery of the tomb of Tutankhamun.

"That is a childish way to say how a man is interested in a woman Steven, and I swear if you laugh at me-"

"No no no, why would I? Wow, good for you mate. I thought you would stick to fighting forever! With that silly old birb Khonsu, am I right Gus? " Steven exclaimed while sprinkling some fish food into the tank and missed how annoyed Marc looked.

'Tch, gimme a break' Marc thinks to himself while thinking about what Steven has said. Did he really spend that much time being an avatar? To the point where he gets lovestruck and doesn't even know how to talk to a girl?

"The main point is are you gonna introduce me to her or not?"

Steven feels strange after hearing Marc say that, what now? A guy who is not afraid of fighting and blood is scared of this sweet florist girl? "Why don't you just... introduce YOURSELF to her? Besides, I wouldn't know how to explain to her that you and I are basically the same, but at the same time we are not, bit odd init?"

Steven has a point though, it would be harder and more confusing if he told you about Marc. It seems like the only option left is for Marc to say hi to you himself (even if he wants to or not). God, how Marc wishes Monday would just come soon so he can meet you.

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moemoemammon · 3 years

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yay! requests are open! y'know that thing where the s/o being so weak for their partner? I wanted to request the demon bros being weak for their s/o? does that make sense?

like, for example, MC would pout a little, and say 'pwease 🥺' and the demon bros would be like, 'yes, go on, what do you want from me? would you like my-' they'd just be so weak for mc.

I hope that makes sense! also, if it's too much characters, you can just do mammon and satan :) thank you ;3

Their One Weakness: MC!

(Feat. GN!MC and the Demon Bros)

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Lucifer

Lucifer is known as the cruel eldest of the brothers. A sadist whose word is law, whose will can only be bent by Lord Diavolo himself. And yet since you came to the Devildom, all you ever seemed to do was the opposite of what he asked. Yet he still came to love you. He wonders if he spoils you too much...

Especially when you always seem to get your way one way or another. When you proposed the chaotic idea of a massive get together between the House of Lamentation and Purgatory Hall, Lucifer immediately said no. It’d be way too noisy and he had things to do.

But THEN... You fixed him with those damn EYES of yours.... The big eyes filled with sparkles and hopes that pleaded to him.... stop staring at him with them big ol eyes-

Lucifer REFUSES to acknowledge how cute you are when you look at him like that. Well, verbally anyway. You look like a kicked puppy...and he loves puppies...

"............I suppose if we prepare right now and get a dinner menu ready, it could be possible. And if you pout any harder you might pull a muscle, and I doubt I could explain that to Lord Diavolo. Now, go tell the others what you have planned."

Mammon

Mammon is practically the biggest MC simp in the world. You always occupy his thoughts any time of the day. 'Oh, MC would probably like one of these'. 'MC's always eatin' this for lunch. I'll grab one.' 'This would be way less borin' if MC were around...'

But as the Tsundere 🤢 king of the Devildom, there's no way he'll admit to any of that! So what if he's head over heels for you?! That doesn't mean he's gonna be all weak in the knees the moment you-

Wait, you're saying that because he lost a bet yesterday and promised he'd take you out to Ristorante Six and pay for the whole thing, now he's gotta pay up?!?! No way! He doesn't remember what you're talking about, and that voice recording you've got on your phone is clearly fake!

Mammon's dead set on weaseling out of his promise, until you freeze him in place with your pouty face... then you hit him with a "please..?" and the Avatar of Greed swears he might die right then and there.

"Tch..! Damn it, I ain't got a choice when ya look at me like that!!! What're ya playin' at, pulling' my heartstrings like that?! Hurry up and get dressed so we can go! A-and ya better eat your fill, too!"

Levi

The founder of the top secret MC Cult Fanclub, there's not much that could keep Levi from becoming putty in your hands. He's used to idolizing the objects of his affection, and you're no exception!

So when it comes to bending to your will, he's definitely the easiest. Except when it comes to n-...normie stuff...

Seriously, do you think someone like HIM should be going to The Fall?!?! No way! Not in a million, billion, trillion years!!!! You shouldn't get him to go to that crowded club even if you dragged him there!!!

Then... you hit him with the cute act... You declare your loyalty to him as his beloved Henry, fixing him with a pleading look that shoots him straight through the heart, and... GAH, HE'S GOT NO CHOICE!!!!!

"At... at least help me choose something to wear..! I don't know how I'm supposed to dress for normie stuff like this!!! Aaah... I wanna stay home, b-but when you say something like that, I just can't win-!"

Satan

Satan openly admits to how he likes to spoil you. It's cute seeing how big your grin becomes when he gives you something you wanted, and how happy you are when he takes you out for the evening.

But there are some things even he doesn't want to do, like when you suggest going to a chess tournament with Lucifer. You've been pressured by Lucifer wanting to attend, but figured it'd be easier to sit through with someone else. So why not Satan, who'd mentioned liking chess?

Yeah... he'd go if Lucifer weren't involved. As much as he'd love to go and pull some strings to ruin the match for the dear eldest, he's got something else planned involving a well timed glue bomb and Lucifer's study. So he'll pass.

Or so he thought, until you started poking your fingers together and mentioned how you'd hoped you could both enjoy it together. Kind of like a date..? Gah, his heart and its weakness for unconventional dates-!!!!

"...I... suppose I could go. It’d be nice to study how Lucifer plays, so I can finally beat him. Don't you think the look on his face will be priceless? And if you're there as well, I'll be able to stomach watching his face for an hour."

Asmo

Asmo LOVES you more than aaanyone!! There's no one who loves you more, you know? Why, he wants to involve you in every aspect of his life, and actively tries to do just that! He's even tried dragging you into the tub with him a few times...

And when it comes to spoiling you, he loves it! He's always the one being spoiled, so it makes him giddy when he can give a little back. If there's anything you want from him, just tell him and he'll make it happen!

Eh? You want to play fangol? With HIM?? Um... pass. You know he just got his nails done, right? Asmo's not really a fan of running around with a ball and getting knocked to the ground, so... no thanks! ❤️

Wait, don't make that face! What're you looking so glum for?? He'll kiss your sadness away, and- Eh?! You don't want a kiss?? You really wanna play THAT badly?????

"....You really don't have me mistaken for Beel, right..? You really want to play with ME? ...Haaaah, fine! I'll play one game with you, and in exchange, you have to spend all of tomorrow with moi! Sounds good, right~? Now let me see if Satan will let me borrow some of his clothes...urgh..."

Beel

As a 'go with the flow' guy, there's not much Beel won't do with you, even if it's not really something he's interested in. As long as he has you around and a surplus of snacks, he's fine with anything.

Until you suggest going to Majolish to try on some stylish outfits. You mention how Beel wears variations of the same thing all the time, so it's time for an update! He thinks you're spending too much time with Asmo...

Beel isn't really into tight, itchy, stiff fabrics like the 'stylish' things they sell at Majolish, and decides he'd much rather go to Hell's Kitchen instead. He's hungry. Are you hungry?

'Stop changing the subject'? Ah.. damn it 😔 Wait, now you're saying you just wanted to buy fancy outfits because you were planning to take him to Ristorante Six?! You can't tell if he's blushing over your consideration or the idea of food, but now Beel's looking through the clothes with earnest.

"I didn't know you were the winner of that 'all you can eat' coupon lottery. When I didn't win I was pretty upset, but I'm glad to know it was you. Even if these clothes are weird, I'll wear them. Can you pick something good for me?"

Belphie

Belphie likes to spoil you in more subtle ways, instead of simping as hard as his brothers. He's still as much of a sucker for you as they are though, much to his dismay. All you have to do is smile and you've got him wrapped around your gross human finger.

But when you mention wanting to go biking with Lord Diavolo and wanting him to come along, Belphie suddenly discovers that his ears don't work anymore. Anyway, goodnight-

Hey, stop poking him like that. Can't you see an deaf man is trying to sleep here?? And what's with that face..? You're pouting so hard you look like you're going to explode. It's cute, but Belphie can close his eyes an not see it.

But then you scoot into bed with him and hold him from behind, and the sleepy demon starts feeling his resolve crumble. You have some dirty tactics, huh..? Getting all cozy with him just because he's got a soft spot for you...

"...............Why Diavolo of all people..? I'd prefer anyone over him. Ugh... Hey, they still rent out those two person bikes, don't they? I'll only go if I can ride on that with you. I'll sit right behind you and cheer you on, okay? ..What's with that look? I'm joking...maybe."

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Mission: Find Spector (3)

Marc Spector x F!Reader, Sam Wilson x F!Reader (platonic), Bucky Barnes x F!Reader (platonic)

A/N: More of this because Moon Knight should be in the Avengers.

SUMMARY: You and Marc get close.

WARNINGS: Mentions of past trauma, child abuse, liquor drinking (casual)

WORD COUNT: 2.7 K.

Your eyes focused upon the man who was focused on you. He was eyeing you like you were some kind of piece of art he needed to study. Marc Spector, he says. How intriguing that this man shared his mind and body with several others.

“Nice, to finally meet you.” You softly nodded at him and smiled. Feeling soft towards him because of the memories you just witnessed. His terrible childhood. His insatiable habits.

“I see you’ve met my alter, Steven…” He scratches the nape of his neck, “…and you’ve learned pretty much all there is to learn about me.” His eyes nervously look up at you. This woman who was hunting him and now knows everything that made him who he was. He felt theoretically naked.

“I’m sorry about that.” You shifted your legs, you appeared stiffer because the air immediately got denser. You wanted to comfort him, the empathetic side of you was eager to just let him know that his past is safe with you, that he shouldn’t feel any type of embarrassment. You understood. He needn’t worry.

Marc shrugs it off, as he usually does. Burying it deep down so he wouldn’t need to confront these emotions. It was quite a harmful habit, really. “It’s nothing… What I’m more curious about is, why you’re looking for me. Tell me Avenger, why?”

Slowly, you tried to consider how you would convince him. “Captain America, Sam Wilson- he-“

“Oh, the Falcon.”

“Yep. He’s Captain America now.” You talked a lot with your hands, so your right hand was moving in a way to express your point.

“Captain ‘Falcon’ America, nice.” He finds himself getting a bit more comfortable. You already knew him, inside and out, and you didn’t seem to be a bad seed. So, he just began cracking jokes.

“American Falcon would be nice, too.” You tilt your head, a small smile popping from your face.

“Orrr… Falcon Captain.” He raises his eyebrows and has a persuasive tone in his voice.

“Dear God, no. Captain Falcon?” You proceeded to give more suggestions. Fueling this little back and forth the two of you were having.

Marc nods and laughs at your name suggestion, but his smile fades. He was just trying his hardest not to break. So, in Spector fashion, he changes it again. “It’s good, real good. He suits it.”

Marc leans to the back of the couch, letting his body language show that he was comfortable even if he truly was still on the edge.

A soft smile continues to crowd your face, you knew he was just being jittery because he didn’t want to focus on the mind reading fiasco. But, you know he was right to change the topic. His past wasn’t any of your business.

He was the mission, you needed to get him to Sam.

“So, Marc. We need you back at Avengers HQ. Sam needs to know about what you know about the Cairo situation.” He noticed the shift of your voice, it was more professional; no nonsense.

“Avengers HQ? I feel special.” He smugly crosses his arms. “Unfortunately, I have business to finish. I’m sure Steven already let you know I’m an Avatar of Khonshu.” He looks at you to gain confirmation.

You nodded gently, before you could verbally respond, he continued his statement. “So yeah, tuts…” The nickname made you confused but also shocked you a bit. “I gotta finish my mission for this phony baloney God. Don’t you have other missions?”

“Unfortunately, Marc Spector, you are my mission.” You slouched against the couch, trying to come up with ways you could try to pull him out of this.

Then and there, you got an idea. “How about I help you with this ‘Bird God’ guy?” He turns to you, sort of intrigued. “You know, I help you, you help me. You’ve seen what I can do, I propose.” You asked him and he nodded. He did see, through Steven so he knew you were a force that would be useful.

“You don’t even know what my tasks are yet.” Marc runs his hands through his hair.

“Don’t have to, I’m sure I can handle it.” In your own opinion, you sounded cocky. But hey, you had the guns to support your cockiness.

“Big talk for a girl like you.” He smiles as he shakes his head while standing up. You follow him, eager to hear his response. “Alright, you got a deal.” He extends his hand out to you, to which you gladly shake. A pumped up grin across your face.

“Okay, let’s go!” You grabbed his sleeve and pulled him towards the door.

“Hold up, hold up, hold up. Now??” He weighs you down by standing still, his eyebrow raised to show his condescending expression.

“Yeah, we’ll take the plane.” You answered like it was a matter of fact type of deal.

He was confused, “Plane?” You release your grip on his sleeves and felt a bit excited to let him know what plane you were talking about.

“Yessiree. Get your butt ready, we’re leaving in an hour.” You sat down by the door and waited for him to move. Instead he stood there, still conflicted and trying to process the situation. My man was buffering.

You wave your hands in a ‘shoo’ motion, which he hesitantly follows. Going to the back of the flat to grab a backpack of clothes and some fresh new ones to change into probably.

You tried to remain inconspicuous as possible. Even telling Marc to grab a cap and shades.

“It's the middle of the night.”

“Just wear them!”

So he did, I mean that was Sam’s advice to you when you asked him a few months ago how you should keep a low profile. He told you caps and shades are the way to go. No matter the time of day.

Marc and you made it to the quote-unquote plane you were bragging about, by the private airport. There was one security guard by the barbed gate and he was an old friend. The dimly lit airfield was there just behind him.

“Well well, if it isn’t trouble.” The tall man jokes around as he crosses his arms. He chuckles as you jokingly bow down.

“Hi Devon, listen, I need the jet.” You remove your cap and shades. Marc copies what you do and places it in his jacket’s side pocket. Thanking God that his vision was no longer impaired.

“Sure thing.” He was about to open the gate but spots Marc, “Who’s the guy?” He points while tilting his head to the side.

Marc extends his hand to shake Devon’s hand but he denies it, making Marc do that awkward shimmy back with an open hand. Feeling bad, you eased Devon. “This is my mission, try not to scare him off, please?” You pat Devon’s chest, making him open the gate.

He was still eyeing Marc as Marc replicated his look. They were doing some weird intimidation tactic but they just ended up looking like idiots.

“Spector? Come on.” You call out to him so he can quicken the pace.

He was shocked to follow you to a luxurious private jet. It looked like it was made out of gold and marble. Honestly, how the hell could you have access to that thing? Marc didn’t know about your vigilante past and how you got filthy rich through it so, his curiosity was warranted.

“Who owns this, this thing?” Marc questions as you open the side of the jet, the steps popping out as the door slides.

Both of you climbed up the stairs and moved into the jet before answering the question. Marc plopped his bag down on the first leather chair he saw.

“I do.” You smirk back at him. His head pops back up to look at you, pure disbelief. Like, women are of course, as powerful as men. But, you just looked so down to earth, like, he didn’t expect you to be rich as fuck.

He saw your name embroidered into the headrests of the seats, plus a few pictures of you by the walls of the jet.

“You do?” He moves up to the cockpit and sits on the co-pilot’s seat. He watched in awe as you flicked the switches and pressed the buttons. He was very impressed with the fact that you knew your stuff.

You answered by nodding as the jet door closed. You backed out onto the runway and prepped everything you could.

Marc was intent on knowing more about you. I mean it seemed only fair, you knew everything about him. He didn’t have superpowers like mind reading, so he opted to just ask you. The jet lifts up with ease and Marc is so giddy, he nearly squeals.

“So, Y/n, right?” He begins,

“Yes sir.” You press autopilot and stand up to grab both of you some liquor.

He follows you and sits down on one of the passenger seats, you sit opposite of him. Plopping down some whiskey, vodka and some ice. “Pick your poison.” You poured yourself a glass, leaning to the back of your seat.

Marc grabs himself a few shots of whiskey and some ice. “Tell me about yourself, it seems only fair…” He relaxes onto the chair.

You knew this was coming, and you probably owed him this. “Sure, what do you wanna know?”

“How’d you get, all this?” He points to the jet’s interior.

You take a soft sip of your drink. “Well, I was a ‘for hire’ type of person before joining the righteous Avengers.”

“You were a murderer??” Marc almost chokes on his drink.

“No, I was more of an assassin.” You tilt your head

“Same thing.” He chuckles at your poor attempt to call your job something else. “I get it, we can’t fight what we were bred to be.” His tone suddenly gets serious, taking a big gulp of the whiskey.

A soft sight escapes your lips, feeling exactly the same way. Hydra made you into a weapon, how could you proceed with your life without resorting back to your initial purpose.

You saw his drink was empty, so you reached out for the whiskey bottle but he did the same. Making both of your hands meet, his hand falling on top of yours. The sensation makes both of you look at each other, you couldn’t help but feel your cheeks turn bright red.

He was a very handsome man, it wasn’t hard to find him attractive. Plus, after seeing all his memories, you had a nonverbal bond with him. “Sorry-“ He was the first one to retract his hand back. “-Was just about to pour myself a drink.”

“Let me do the honors.” You sweetly chime in, pouring a few ounces into his cup.

After that, there was a bit of tension building up between the two of you. And boy it was awkward. You were a very gorgeous sight for Marc, and he was actually impressed with you. I mean, a woman he just met shouldn’t be making him feel things, but unfortunately, here you were.

Marc tried to reconcile the awkwardness by furthering the conversation about you. “So those fancy powers, where’d they come from?”

You participated in the conversation, “oh um, I was born with it.” You proudly stated.

“Woah, really?” He leans forward to you, god you were getting more fascinating by the moment. “Like, as a child, all that? How was that like?”

His question caused you to stiffen, your parents would abuse you, and maybe that's why you were so empathetic towards Marc. All the shitty things a parent shouldn’t be, were done upon you. Getting grabbed by the wrists, pulled across the room, slapped, beaten. They would do things such as lock you up in a dark room. Too ashamed to have you as their kid. Constantly starving you, berating you, calling you all these derogatory names. All while you were at the ripe and impressionable young age.

“I… wouldn’t have known.” You opened the vodka bottle and poured a very high glass before chugging it down. “I understand you more than you think.” A light smile peeks through, making Marc realize exactly what you meant.

He reaches out and pats you on the leg, gaining a soft reassuring look to fall upon his face.

You and him had formed a bond, its just that neither of you have even known it yet.

The flight to Avengers HQ was as expected, since you left London during the early morning, you arrived to the HQ nearing Lunch.

Captain Wilson was already there, with open arms as you ran towards for a hug. His face turns stern when he spots Spector.

“You found him, huh?” Sam eyes Marc down with a bit of authority, making Marc salute to him out of respect.

“It’s an honor to meet you, Captain Wilson.” He proudly states, Sam repeats the salute and excuses it. Marc adjusts his bag, you help him by taking it off and bringing it along with you.

“I’ll take it from here, snowflake.” Sam waves you off and you shake your head at his comment.

“For the last time, Sam, I am not a snowflaaake.” You moan about, “I’m making us smoothies, anything particular you want?” You directed the question mostly to Marc, you already knew what Sam likes. Marc beams at you and feels cared for with every little bit of action you do. It warmed him.

“Uh no, anything you have is fine.''His response was soft, the moments you shared together in the jet were very meaningful. He couldn’t get your caring gaze out of his mind. Eventually he gets taken by Sam to a separate room.

You, on the other hand, go to the kitchen to prepare and make the smoothies you promised. You didn’t expect Bucky to be in there making a sandwich, so he happily welcomes you back.

“One day mission, record time isn’t, doll?” He speaks as you approach the countertop. Grabbing fruits and superfoods from the baskets.

“Thank you, James.” You give him a side hug, “Didn’t miss me all that much, did you?” You teased, bumping his hip.

“Ah well, it was more peaceful without all the snowflakery.” He teases, moving past you to sit on one of the bar stools in front so he could still see you while making the smoothies.

You roll your eyes, “God, you guys don’t let that go, do you?” You plop some of the fruits down into the blender, grabbing water and protein powder along with it.

“Eh well you did get very pressed.” Bucky takes a bite out of his sandwich. “Anyway, did you have to use your powers?” He was a very understanding friend, this scary former Winter Soldier. He knew the ups and downs of your life and understood you.

“Yeah, but!” You began pressing the shake button. “I was able to use my telepathy!” You felt proud of this step towards mastering your powers but felt a bit torn about witnessing Marc’s hidden memories.

“That’s great, doll!” Bucky congratulates you with a big grin and thumbs up. He notices the torn expression flooding your features and couldn’t help but ask. “Yet, you don’t look thrilled, what’s wrong?”

You hesitate, pouring the smoothies into separate containers. “Its just Spector… He’s a very complicated and damaged person.” Gently, you close the lids and grab some straws.

“Sounds like someone I know.” you knew he was referring to you, of course you and Marc had similar problems.

“Yeah, Buck, but he’s different, you know? He’s intriguing, fascinating, even.” Taking out a carton drink container, you secure the two drinks for Sam and Marc. While you poke a straw through yours.

“You have a crush.”

“No! No! It’s not like that, I just have so many questions, I wanna study him. Know more about his intricate mind.”

“Yep definitely a crush.” Bucky grabs your smoothie from your hand and takes a sip, you were gonna whip him but you were used to it. He gave it back to you after.

Before you could interject, Marc and Sam come in. A smile on both their faces. “Hey, here’s the smoothies.” You push the drinks forward.

“Thanks, you better get ready.” Sam grabs a drink and hands it over to Marc, before grabbing one for himself.

You stuttered and asked, “uh for what?”

Marc and Sam looked at each other and grinned, they apparently had a nice little chat about Cairo.

“You promised Marc you’d help him with Cairo.” Sam smirks at you, you lift your brows. Of course you did, well, this’ll be fun.

Part 4

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yn-dreamlife · 3 years

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Obey Me x Insecure!Reader

Lamentation Brothers x Female!reader (separately)

Warnings: Insecure reader, chubby reader, mentions of eating disorder (I believe it’s only in beels were I talk about it), fluffy demon bois, cuteness, swearing(??), slight, teasing (playful), lowkey smut vibes on satans but like.... lowkey

A/N: This is just a post I'm writing to make myself feel better haha, I've been feeling kind of insecure so hopefully our seven favorite brothers will help :) Also, this is my first time writing something like this (just a short thing for multiple characters idk what it's called.) so bare with me.

The photo divider things are all my own except for the Obey Me title thing! (they were really hard to edit :( it was my first time)

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Lucifer is the avatar of pride, so he himself hasn’t ever really felt insecure, he knows how powerful he is, he knows how good looking he is, and he knows he is a demon worth looking up to.

Well no- I lied, he has once felt insecure. And that was when he fell, and after that day he swore he never wanted to feel like that again- thus the avatar of pride was born.

So when he find out you, his darling, beautiful, wonderfully sweet human, feels insecure he’s shocked.

How could you so deeply loath the person he loves so much?! Loves that’s a word he rarely RARELY uses, but it’s the only one he can use for you.

He actually questions if you’re feeling alright when he hears, I mean surely you must be feeling ill to have such strange thoughts.

And when he finds out your NOT he’s hit with another train- so to speak.

This man will do anything to show you just how beautiful you are. He will shower you with all the words of affection and love he can fathom.

He will do anything he can, any scar or stretch mark that you feel insecure about he will kneel before and pepper with kisses. Albeit he is profusely blushing while doing so.

And if you tell him to stand he will refuse. “No my love, I kneel before no one, especially no mere human, but I will kneel before you. Because you aren’t just any mere human, you are my dear, darling and sweet human. So for you I shall be the one to kneel and worship you.”

And poof, cue a melted heart. And he may just skip out on work to cuddle if you ask him nicely enough.... maybe

(ok who am I kidding you could hint at it and he would obviously do so. Your happiness is the most important to him)

THE great mammon doesnt get insecure.

....

Yes he does. He does all. The. Time. Poor bubba just can’t help it, so when you tell him you feel insecure he knows exactly what to do to help... or at least he hopes he does.

He showers you in gifts, the avatar of greeds love language is gift giving after all, when he gets a gift it makes him happy so it should make you happy to! Right?!

And if it doesn’t, he’ll change up tactics. I mean common we all know this ‘tough and scary’ demon is a sucker for when you run your fingers through his hair. And if you run your fingernails along his scalp gently- well you’ve killed him.

So he’ll try his best to find something for you that replicates that feeling. He’ll hold you in his arms running his fingertips lightly across your skin. And when you try to push his hands into another area he’ll softly tut at you before whispering why exactly he loves that part of you.

“Nuh-uh-uh pretty girl, I gotta give your cute tummy the same amount a’love as everywhere else... you- don’t you talk about your tummy like that! Your tummy is the most adorable and amazing thing ever!.... chub? Who cares about that?! I think it’s amazing and wonderful! So who cares what anyone else things when the great mammon loves it!”

After a moment he’ll be much more soft when he says “you truly are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen... more beautiful than goldy. And you’re all for me... And I’m the luckiest demon in all of Devildom for that.”

And he will do this for every. Single. Part of you. He left no stone unturned, from your blushing cheeks, to your cute legs, he was sure to show you.

Leviathan:

My poor poor reclusive baby. He didn’t realize how insecure you where until he saw you roll your eyes when he started talking about how much he loves Ruri-Chan.

He demanded to know what was wrong with you, to know how and why you couldn’t like his beloved Ruri-Chan.

And when you talked about her in such a complimentary yet demeaning way he was confused. “Her stupid perfect skin and her stupid long silky hair” it almost seemed like you where jealous. And as the avatar of envy, he knew the feeling.

So when he asked if you where jealous of her you snapped saying how of course you where. Seeing as you felt like your boyfriend loved her more than he even liked you- and what made it worse is that you looked nothing like her.

She has skinny little legs while you had thick ass thighs. She had a tiny waist while you had a muffin top and rolls. She never had a double chin but here you are with one whenever you so much as look down to check your phone.

Your long winded rant broke his precious heart. He has never meant for it to come off like he loved her more than he loved you. While yes he did love the anime character he knew she was just that, an anime character.

Albeit when you first met there was no one else he loved besides her. Had he met someone that looked like her or heaven forbid (hehe see what I did there) was here he would have kneeled before her and begged for her hand.

But than he met you, his little normie... and suddenly, she wasn’t the only thing he loved. And then shortly after that, she was the second greatest thing he loved. The first being you of course.

So this boy didn’t hesitate to begin comparing you two. Listing all of your pros that you felt to be cons and comparing them to her. Showing how you are far more superior.

“I mean sure she has ‘perfect hair’ or whatever. But her hair isn’t the same beautiful y/h/c shade yours is! And her hair length isn’t as (long/short) as yours is! And look at her stomach! Like that’s way to flat for me!! If I- I mean- I couldn’t use that as a pillow while playing my games! She would be so hard to cuddle! Meanwhile you- you’re perfect for me, your body just fits against mine like a perfect little puzzle piece!”

Mans went on for almost three hours adamantly comparing the two of you. And boy did he have a lot to compare. He went down to your personality’s, even the way you think. All to show you that he loved you more.

“You’re my little normie, there isn’t anyone I love as much as you.” He whispered before kissing your forehead and rubbing his nose against your own.

If he ever caught you loathingly staring at his posters he’s promptly pull you into his lap and took your mind off of it by showing you a new fighting move in a game or his latest treasure he found.

What should the god of rath know about love? What should he know about comforting one who felt insecure? The man who preferred books over people, and who loved cats more than people.

He knew a lot much to everyone, but your own- surprise. He always was able to comfort you and make you feel loved whenever you were sad.

But his downfall is as I mentioned early. He loves cats, kittens specifically. He adored how small they were, how delicate and graceful they were.

All things you thought yourself lacking in greatly. You weren’t small, you most certainly weren’t graceful having tripped up the stairs on too many occasions to count.

You weren’t always delicate ether, although sure there were certain things where you weren’t too heavy-handed, but to be as amazing as a cat in Satans eyes seemed impossible to you.

And he noticed.... eventually. Whenever he would coo softly at a kitten or pet a cat lovingly he would watch you roll your eyes. Every time though he was around his brothers so he assumed it was them you were rolling your eyes at.

But only when the two of you were alone did he realize it was a cat that you were so annoyed with.

“Kitty?” He cooed towards you but you didn’t notice on account you were moping in the corner. “Kitty~” he said again moving and turning your face to him.

When he saw how curt you were with him it all seemed to click and he chuckled deeply. “Are you... jealous?” He questioned.

But you simply rolled your eyes deflecting the question “me? You better go back over there before your little kitty cat goes and gets jealous, it hasn’t had your attention for a whole ten seconds!” He heard the annoyance and what could be compared to loathing in your usually much more gentle voice.

“But I want my kitty, the kitty in front of me right now.” He cooed and before you had stopped yourself you spit some remark out about how it was only for right now. Your cheeks had heated up significantly when he gave you a look, his one eyebrow raised and a slight smirk on his lips.

"And for that comment, you can have my unyielding attention for the rest of the night..." he dragged you into his lap as his head moved to the crook of your neck where he began to lightly nip and kiss along the skin. You could feel the smirk against your ear as he leaned in and whispered, "even if you beg for me to stop."

He chuckled at your reaction before gently turning your head to look at him, "I am serious though kitty, you're the only kitty I really love and you get all my attention, okay?"

Asmo was a different from any of the brothers, he never found himself feeling to insecure. He knew he was attractive and he could get anyone to fall for him be it demon, human, succubus or even an angel.

But that was the problem, you knew he had many partners before you, some you even saw photos of on social media randomly. And every time you did you couldn't help but compare yourself to them, and it hurt.

Not that Asmo was doing anything to hurt you of course, it was all self inflicted. You were the one who would go through his followers, knowing none of his exes ever would unfollow him. It wasn’t to get upset over who followed him or to question him it was a self destructive habit.

You’d look at his exes and compare yourself to them. And it’s not like Asmo only dated skinnier girls before you he had dated plenty of sizes and all genders, the problem in your mind was you.

So one day Asmo discovers you looking through his followers and he recognizes a pattern in who you click on and he quickly realizes what's going on.

“My little rose,” he coos to you gently as you snap your phone to your chest. “What are you doing?”

“I- well I was just...” But no excuse you could have come up with would have fooled him so instead he simply plucked the phone from your grasp, closed the app and turned the phone off.

“My rose, do you know the difference between you and them?”

“they’re all more attractive?” You mutter bitterly.

“No, they’re far from your beauty, but that’s not what’s different. The difference is I never loved them, but I do love you. You’re my precious rose, my beautiful flower. And I would trade their should for even a mere minute of your time.

“I’m just fortunate enough to not need to, I have the privilege of your time whenever I please, just as you do mine.”

He continued to comfort you through the night in the best way he knew how, he praised and kissed every inch of your body, making you praise yourself in hopes that one day you would really believe it too.

Been doesnt notice much when he’s busy eating, his food is just so yummy and delicious why should his attention go elsewhere?

But what he does notice is you, and more often than not you’re happy to have a snack with him whenever he wants. Albeit yours are much smaller than the demon of gluttony but still always as delicious.

He is always the one to give you your snack, always. It’s just something he enjoyed doing, he enjoyed knowing he could be providing food for his cute little pumpkin. So he quickly notices when you start eating less, and less, and less.

Eventually you don't even eat snacks with him, you sit with him of course but don't eat. Then he notices your meals get smaller. And he was so confused, why were you doing this?

He noticed randomly when you would take in large amounts of food and would always hope that meant whatever it was that was causing a disturbance in your eating pattern was over but when he noticed you went back to eating less it clicked in his mind what was happening.

“Pumpkin,” he called one day before it was his usual snack time.

“Yeah Bub? Oh it’s snack time, don’t worry I’m coming.”

“No cupcake, I wanted to talk to you first.” He pulled you to the couch sitting you on his lap so you were facing him, not allowing you to get up when you tried wanting you close to him.

“You know I love you? No matter what size you are, no matter what you’re going through, just no matter what I love you and I want to help you.” He watched as you stared at him for a long moment before tears welled in your eyes.

Before you could utter a word he was pulling you to him, “it’s okay pumpkin I know,” he said softly.

“I’m s-sorry” you sobbed into his neck.

“There’s no need, it’s not your fault,” he pulled you from his chest gently, cupping your cheeks and wiping your tears. “Let’s go have a small snack yeah? We’ll start small and if you’re up for more we’ll have more.”

“Been you can still-” but he cut you off.

“I know I can, but I want to be there for you, so I’ll eat at your pace okay?”

Poor Belphie loves his sleep, which means he does so quite often. And unfortunately for him that would give you the perfect time to be criticizing your body. Because as he slept for ludicrous amounts of time in human standards you’d be awake and actively thinking.

Your brain couldn't help but cloud over with insecurity sometimes, you couldn’t help it, you’re only human after all. Sometimes you’d stand infant of the mirror and pick over your body. Other times you continued to lay next to Belphie and would simply look down at the things you didn’t like.

But today was one of the days where you stood in front of the mirror, on your scale to be specific. You hated the number you saw, you hated the person you saw too. And it didn’t take a genius to figure out what you were thinking by just the look on your face, let alone adding in your action.

Belphie observed you for a moment, watching as you pinched at your stomach and things, as you observed your underarms move at the slightest moment. He watched as you’d look down at the scale and the disgust that would grow in your eyes.

Silently as you were distracted by the number he walked up behind you, lifting you easily and plopping you onto the bed gently. He crouched infant of you eyes slightly foggy with sleep as they always were.

There was a furrow between his brows as he gazed up at you, you said nothing simply avoiding looking at him knowing you had been caught.

“Little lamb,” he whispered to you gently causing you to look at him. “I love you, I love this,” he placed his hand on your stomach, “and these” his hands moved to your arms, “and these” to your thighs, “and this,” to your face, “all of this” he said moving his hands down your body.

“You are the perfect size, the perfect size for me to hold while I sleep, the perfect size for me to rest on, the perfect size to support the life force that flows through your veins.

“You are exactly as you should be and I wouldn’t change a thing about you, not even if it meant I never got to sleep another second in my life. Always remember little lamb, it’s you I love, no one else. No matter what you look like.” he peppered kisses along your face as he played you back on the bed before lying besides you and pulling you on top of him, insisting you stay there to prove you would never be to heavy for him to hold you.

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inhuman-obey-me · 3 years

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Payback's a Murder

Word Count: 2k Description: Mammon may be the Avatar of Greed and may constantly try to con his brothers, but others who try to do the same will find themselves at the wrong end of his murder. Part of the A Demon's Nature series. Finally got back to this, so here we go with Mammon's turn! Note: Mulciber is a demon mentioned in John Milton's Paradise Lost. He served under Mammon and was an architect. Can also be found on AO3 here. content warning: blood, body horror, torture via the sharp ends of birds

The Avatar of Greed often found himself in trouble, whether it be because he stole personal belongings to sell or tried to cheat someone out of cash or … well, there were a lot of ways. Call him reckless, but when he saw an opportunity to make some cold, hard Grimm, he wasn’t about to pass it up!

But if someone tried to cheat him out of something? That wouldn’t do. Few dared to try it if they knew just who they were dealing with, but that didn’t stop some from trying anyway. They always regretted it afterwards.

The real issue, however, was if someone tried to cheat his brothers out of something. After all, he was the only one allowed to rip them off (that was his justification, anyway). The moment he finds out someone else tried to play confidence demon with any of them, it was a one-way ticket to the Great Mammon’s Beatdown Extravaganza.

He was walking by Leviathan’s room earlier when he heard a loud crash, some swearing, and a slight rumble under his feet. After some door breaking, tackling, and forcing his hotheaded brother to not summon Lotan, he found out what had made him so upset. Apparently, there was some demon running around with elaborate schemes swindling others -- well, nerds -- out of their money. He went on to explain something that Mammon did not at all understand -- as was usual when he got into his otaku rambling. If his brother had not been so upset, Mammon would have commended the guy for knowing how to target and hit a jackpot.

After some additional pestering, Mammon managed to get a rough description of this third-rate demon and realized he had a pretty good idea of just who it was. It was someone far closer to him than he’d like to admit.

So now here he was, leaning against the bar at one of the Devildom’s many clubs, drink in hand as he monitors the floor. If he was right, he would see the other cozening demon somewhere here tonight, so now it was just a waiting game. As Lucifer had told him repeatedly, You have to show that you’re Number Two. He planned to make that very clear tonight.

He felt the pulse of the bass vibrating through his body as the DJ amped up their music, more and more demons flowing into the space as the prime clubbing hours arrived. A few who noticed Mammon acknowledged his presence, some whispering about how he seemed to look way more serious than normal. The Avatar of Greed, not partying the night away already? Strange.

His patience was just about to run out when he caught a glimpse of just the demon he was seeking out. Hair as orange as a flame, he wasn’t too hard to spot amongst the crowd of more muted succubi surrounding him. Mammon downed the rest of his drink in one go, wiping his mouth with the sleeve of his jacket as he made his way to his target.

“Mulciber. Already getting started, huh?”

“M-Mammon?!” He seemed startled to see the other, but cleared his throat as he regained his cool composure. “It’s good to see you, man! Why don’t you join us all for a drink?” The succubi around him giggled, one daring to lean towards Mammon in an attempt to latch onto his arm, but he quickly placed a hand up to stop her.

“No touchin’, sweetheart.” He shot her a look that made her immediately back away, a pout on her lips. “And that’s a nice offer, Mulcey, but I was hopin’ I could talk to ya real quick in private.”

Mulciber could tell that no was not an option in this conversation, given the serious look in the Avatar’s eyes. “Oh, uh, sure. Sorry ladies, I’ll be back soon. Gotta take care of business!” He gave them a wink as they continued on to the table for their party. Clearing his throat again, he turned back to his superior. “So, what’s shaking, boss?”

Mammon just gave him a smile before nodding his head towards a side door, motioning to accompany him there. The lesser demon complied, following him outside to a side alley. The night air was brisk, causing a shudder to run through Mulciber’s spine. At least, he hoped it was the weather that was making him feel like this …

“I heard ya got up to another scheme.” Mammon fiddled with a lighter, flipping the top off and on with his thumb and a jerk of his hand as he spoke. Click, click, click, click. “Wanna tell me about it?”

“Oh, uh, yeah, totally!” Mulciber nervously replied, wondering why Mammon seemed so interested. Did he want a cut of the check? Fishing for ideas for his own next get-rich-quick scheme? Or --

Oh.

Oh no.

He suddenly remembered that one of the victims of his scheming had been the very Avatar of Envy. He hadn’t thought much of it at the time, delighting in the fact that he was even able to rip off a Greater Demon. Meant his plan had to be pretty genius, right? But now … now he was starting to realize that he may have just made a big mistake.

“Hm? Ya haven’t said a word, Mulcey-boy.” Mammon turned to face him, tucking the lighter into his pocket. He took a step towards the other, who immediately took a step back -- only to be met with a hard brick wall. “Or didja have a moment of realization?”

“L-Listen, Mammon, I’m sorry! I didn’t know at the time, I swear!” Mulciber brought both his hands up, as if that would stop the other from approaching him.

“Oh? ‘Cuz your face says differently, buddy.” He bared his fangs, the usual gradient in his eyes now glowing a furious gold. There’s a malicious grin on his face as he takes a step back, and then he begins to … whistle?

Mulciber does not like where this is going. He’s heard that tune before and it makes his hairs stand on end. “Look, man, please, I’ll do whatever I have to do to make it up to you!” There’s already desperation in his voice, which almost makes Mammon laugh.

“Glad to hear it. Then ya won’t have a problem with what’s about to happen next, yeah?”

It starts in the distance, a noise that made it feel as if your eardrums were being pierced by a thousand shards of glass. It grows louder and louder, closer and closer. An omen.

Mulciber shrinks against the wall, his grey eyes wide in fear. He knows running is pointless -- the other demon would quickly catch him, and leave him even worse for wear as repercussion. “P-please, Mammon, sir, don’t do this … “

“Didn’t you just say ya’d do whatever ya have to do?” Mammon shakes his head, his wings stretching out wide as if to entrap the lesser demon where he stood. “And you really think suddenly pullin’ out the formalities is gonna get ya any mercy here?”

The flapping of numerous wings now filled the air, a large murder of crows circling in the dark sky above. Their bone-chilling caws and cries rain down upon them as the birds eagerly await their master’s command.

Mammon lunged forward and grasped the other’s jaw, his claws digging into flesh as he brought his face threateningly close. “Pretty ballsy of you to think messin’ with any of us was the right move.” He growled, a rumble in his throat. “Looks like someone needs remindin’ of his place.”

“I-I wasn’t thinkin’ at the time! C’mon, you know how that is, don’t you? I was just thinking of making some big bucks, I didn’t mean to go and step out of line--” Mulciber frantically rambled, trying to ignore the searing pain he was feeling from Mammon’s grip.

“I’m sure that was the case, Mulcey, sure!” If it wasn’t for his mocking smile, the Avatar would have nearly sounded genuine. “But that doesn’t mean you can escape the consequences, ya’know?” He let out a tsk, watching as blood dripped from where he had pierced the other’s skin.

He let go of Mulciber, taking a few steps back as he shook his hand as if to clean it of the ichor. There was no denying the glee he was feeling from this -- it had been a while since he decided to flex his abilities and powers on another. Looking up to the sky, he whistled out another tune, causing the crows to descend.

“He’s all yours.” He commands them in a language only they could understand, and in a flash the black-feathered birds rush in to attack. Their squawks mix with Mulciber’s shrieks as they begin to peck at him with their beaks and scratch him with their claws. Mammon fishes out the lighter from his pocket once more, grabbing a cigarette from the box he had on him with his other hand. Leaning against the opposing alley wall, he lights up and takes a slow drag, watching as the flurry of feathers pulverize his inferior.

The crows tear at Mulciber’s flesh, their sharp beaks riddling his body with small cavities and painting him with his own blood. He continues to cry and scream, though it’s obvious he’s losing energy by the second as they grow weaker in intensity, his body slumping towards the ground. Perhaps he had learned his lesson? Surely, he’s just waiting for it all to stop now, right?

Mammon takes a glance around, humming in delight as he catches sight of a discarded iron pipe. He drops the remains of his cigarette to the ground, stomping it out before retrieving his now makeshift weapon. It feels cool and light in his hand, and he gives it a small toss in the air before catching it again with a satisfied smile.

“Alright, alright. You all can leave him alone now.” Mammon commands his murder once more, followed by another whistle to let them know they could go back to doing whatever they were doing before now. One of them flew over to Mammon, perching on the metal rod in his hand, looking up at him with a puffed up chest in pride as blood stained its beak.

“Yes, who’s my good lil’ birdie?” Mammon cooed, scratching the crow under its chin. “Go get yerself cleaned up, okay?” It cawed in delight before flying off to join the rest, who were fading back into the dark night sky. The Avatar of Greed shook his head fondly before turning his attention back to the matter at hand.

Mulciber lay crumpled on the ground, though was making efforts to sit upright as he gasped for breath. His body hurt all over, as if every inch of him had been pierced with needles. He feebly looked up to meet Mammon’s gaze, a whimper leaving him as he noticed the rod in his hand.

“What? I couldn’t let my birds have all the fun, now could I?” Mammon grasped the rod firmly in both hands before swinging it down with a deafening crack as it hit the other, who let out another sharp cry of pain.

“Hm, perhaps just another for good measure.” Whack. Another wail.

“Okay, okay. One more.” Whack. Another splatter of blood.

Content at the shuddering and sniveling mass that was left, Mammon kneeled down to get close to Mulciber’s ear, his next words full of menace. “Ya really should have stuck to the building business. Keep that in mind in the future, ‘kay?”

Mammon stood up and let the iron rod clatter to the ground, its hollowness ringing into the night. He made his way back inside to order another drink, ignoring the whispers and stares from the others in the club. It was doubtful that Mulciber would make an appearance here after what had happened for a while.

He knocked on the bar counter, getting the attention of the bartender. “Give me a glass of your finest whiskey. Put it on Mulciber’s tab.”

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godoflobsters · 3 years

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The Brothers and Dateables With a Tattoo Artist MC

My own MC was a tattoo artist before she came to the Devildom, so I thought I’d write up some head cannons with a tattoo artist MC.

MC is gender neutral!

Mammon

Nobody can convince me that the “Brothers Under a Pact” squad wouldn't be the first ones to get tattoos from MC, and Mammon would definitely be the first

Definitely likes to brag about it too

Don't remind him that there are countless people in the human realm that you tattooed before him or he will pout

People tend to think that Mammon is cheap and would try to talk you into giving him free or cheap tattoos, but he couldn't stand to be like that towards you especially regarding something that you’re so good at

Our first man works his butt off every time he wants to get some new ink from you

Likes to give you a big ole tip every time

Gets fidgety when he has to sit still for too long so you two have to take breaks often

Prefers small/medium sized tattoos rather than really big ones

One time after he started getting tattoos from you, he was at a modeling gig and they tried to make him cover them up with makeup, he quit and that magazine went bankrupt not too long after...dont fuck with the avatar of greed

Once your shop starts taking off in the Devildom, he and Asmo try to convince you to do a shoot for Majolish(They definitely didn't pull some strings to get Majolish to do a whole segment about you and your business)

Beelzebub

The second brother to get a tattoo from MC

Refuses to get any food related tattoos: he doesn't want to accidentally take a chunk out of himself when he gets blinded by his hunger

This man has a very high pain tolerance and sits like a rock while you're tattooing him and you love him for it

He definitely needs snack breaks during longer sessions though

Has a memorial tattoo for Lillith over his heart that matches with one on Belphie

While making this list I was randomly blessed with the mental image of Beel with abuncha old school American traditional tattoos and you can pry that headcannon from my cold, dead hands

Mammon likes to brag that he has the most tattoos from you, but Beel might give him a run for his money, he doesn't mind Mammon’s bragging most of the time though, so he just lets him believe whatever he wants this time

Simeon

But Simeon has never been all that great at following the rules that they set for him

The first of the dateables to get a tattoo

He wasn't actually planning on getting a tattoo at first, but one day he overheard Luke trying to scold you for all of your tattoos(definitely before the incident with Beel and Lucifer in the underground tomb) and that was the only push he needed to jump on the “tattoos from MC” train

There is a lot of rhetoric in the Celestial Realm about how “Your body is a temple and you should not mark it”

He’s still not willing to stray too far from his roots though, so he’d probably get something with vaguely religious undertones

Absolutely delights in the shocked look on your face and the sheepish questions on whether angels are allowed to do this

Once he’s finally convinced you that you're not damning him to fall by tattooing him, the process goes by very easily

He is very easygoing and open regarding designs and he handles the pain very well

He absolutely loves to show his tattoo off, even when he goes home to the Celestial Realm and receives his reprimands from Michael

Leviathan

The third brother to get a tattoo from MC

Didn't want to get a tattoo at first, all of that physical contact and pain on top of it? No way

But then Mammon, Beel, and even Simeon all got one and he got jealous

You're HIS Henry, why are THEY the ones who get to wear your art? He might’ve been able to deal with his dumb brothers, but SIMEON TOO?

You gotta sit down with him and have a nice long chat about it, making sure this is something that he would actually want to do and not just his envy talking

Spoiler alert: It was definitely just his envy talking

He realises that he is actually oddly attached to the idea of getting a tattoo from you now though, so he comes up with designs and draws them on himself until he is certain that he won't regret it

Would get something tiny and probably gaming related

Definitely very squeamish about the pain aspect but the design that the two of you came up with is very simple and small, so he is able to make it through without fainting

He absolutely loves his new tattoo...but he is never doing that again

Belphegor

Fourth brother to get a tattoo

Has wanted to get one ever since Beel showed him the tattoo he got in memory of Lillith, but things were very...not good...between the two of you at that point

Finally worked up the courage to at least ask if you would be okay with it after the two of you made a pact

Beel, forgetting his super high pain tolerance, told him that it getting a tattoo doesn't hurt at all, so he was in for a big surprise when he went under the needle for the first time

Whiny at first, but he manages to stay very still for you

Has a memorial tattoo for Lilith over his heart that matches with one on Beel

Will definitely start to doze off during long sessions

Convinced Satan to get a matching Anti Lucifer League tattoo with him(definitely doesn't try to convince you to get one too)

Make sure that he does not, under any circumstances, actually fall asleep while you're tattooing him. He did once and he rolled over in his sleep, almost ruining an entire tattoo

Ever since that time, Beel has come with him to his sessions so you could focus on your work and he can focus on keeping Belphie awake

Satan

Gets his tattoo not long after Belphie

One of those people that think every tattoo needs to mean something so he takes forever trying to pick out something that he wants

Would probably get some sort of quote or design inspired by his favorite book, something that really resonated with who he is as a person

Was somehow convinced by Belphie to get an Anti Lucifer League tattoo

Does he regret it whenever he realizes that he now has a portion of his skin dedicated to Lucifer of all people? Possibly, but he definitely won't say anything about it to you

Loves to look at you and just admire your tattoos, asking the stories behind each and every one of them that he can see

He might be a bigger fan of literature than the fine arts, but that doesn't mean that he has any less of an appreciation for your work

Definitely pulls some strings and gets one of his friends who owns an art gallery to display some of your work there

Can set you up with all the connections that you need to make your mark on the Devildom art world

Lucifer

The last of the brothers to get a tattoo

In the beginning he has no intentions of getting a tattoo, he does have alot of respect for your talents and how hard you work for them though

As an art lover and artist himself, he will most certainly commission you from time to time and hang your work in his study

He won't admit it, but seeing your art and thinking of you when he's stressed with work is very soothing

He eventually decides to let you tattoo him only if it’s in a place that is easily covered by his clothes, considering how he dresses that leaves you with pretty much his entire body to work with

Sometimes when he has some time off he will grab a sketchbook and join you if he finds you in the common room working on a design, you share a comfortable silence, with the only sounds be the crackling of the fireplace and the scratching of pencils on paper

The kind of person that wants a tattoo but has no idea what he actually wants, but hes picky as fuck so he will turn down every single idea that you give him for weeks

He is lucky that you love him

Whenever you two talk about placements, if you mention anything on his back to cover up the scars from his wings he will almost back out entirely

Almost

Afew months later he’ll put his pride aside come back, admitting that your ideas would be perfect and that he wants to go through with it

During the session he has way too much pride to admit that he was feeling any pain

That is until you have to start going over the scars

As soon as the needles hit scar tissue he starts to fall apart; tears, shaking, the whole nine yards

It takes you quite a few sessions to finish since he cant handle such long sessions on that portion of his back

The summer after his new back piece is finished, he goes with you and his brothers back to Diavolo’s beach, this time he takes his shirt off in front of everyone for the first time since the fall

He wears your art with such pride that he lets everyone keep the memory, he even lets Asmo keep the pictures he took of all of them up on Devilgram

Diavolo

Wanted to be the first to get a tattoo but Barbatos said no

If you want to continue your career in the Devildom for the duration of your stay, he will buy you a building to work from and any supplies to get started since you had to leave your stuff in the human realm

Diavolo has rooms in the castle filled with the art that he's collected over the years, so when he sees that you're an artist he gets so excited

Before he finally gets tattooed by you, he buys a lot of your artwork and hangs it up around the castle

It takes a few years to propose the idea again to Barbatos in a way that wont make the butler’s hair fall out from stress, but he finally relented under one condition: it has to be in an area that is still hidden while he’s in his demon form

He decides that his legs would be the perfect place to indulge in your artistic talents while also keeping Barbatos’s controlling side at bay

Hes another one that knows he wants a tattoo but no clue what he wants to get

Unlike Lucifer though, he is a true open canvas

He truly adores your art so he wholeheartedly trusts you with his body and knows that he will love anything that you do for him

He knows that this is most likely very nerve wracking for you considering his position so he tries to reassure you and make the process very easy for you

You still put everything into designing him something fit for a king

He’s the type to prefer large pieces that span over entire sections of his body rather than abuncha small/medium sized ones

Another fidgetter, he’s really not all that accustomed to pain so he doesn't have a high tolerance for it

Likes to treat you to dinner at Ristorante Six after each of his sessions

Tips like the absolute king he is, you could probably pay a couple months of rent back at your apartment in the Human Realm just from his tip

Once his tattoo is finally finished and healed, he will find every excuse that he can think of to invite you and the brothers on outings to places where he is free from scrutiny to wear shorts and show off your artwork

Barbatos

The last of all of the boys to get a tattoo

It was a complete shock to everyone when he came to you and asked if he could make an appointment to get tattooed by you

“Everyone” being you, Diavolo, and Lucifer because nobody else knows that it happened and he would like to keep it that way

Another member of the “I’ll get one as long as it’s somewhere nobody will see” club...so basically not his face

Before the two of you get to talking about designs, you expect him to go with something small and simple, maybe an elegant little teapot or something along those lines

Then this man comes to his consultation and throws you for a loop talking about a sleeve

Very picky, he has high standards for himself and what's on his body

Knows exactly what he wants but does his best not to stifle your creativity during the design process

You learn ALOT about just who lurks behind Barbatos’s mild-mannered butler facade during his sessions, he’s surprisingly upfront and honest whenever you have him under the needle

Solomon

Can't get a tattoo

This man has pact marks for 72 demons all over his body, there is simply no more room

Any open space he has is being saved just in case any other demons *cough* Lucifer *cough* ever decide to come around to making a pact

Collects your flash and hangs it up around his room

If you take Diavolo up on his offer to set up a shop in the Devildom, he will make sure to tell all of his pact-mates about you, hype up your work, and get you a lot of business in the door

Sometimes he will commission art from you and use magic to make your art temporarily appear on his skin over the pact marks

Once you become a sorcerer and have a better grasp on your magic, he helps you experiment in creating magical inks and enchanting tattoos

Asmodeus

The only one that actually doesn't want to get a tattoo

He doesnt think that tattoos would fit in very well to the image that he has for himself

And not being able to show off every inch of his beautiful skin while its healing is a no from him

Since he likes to test out his new makeup and skincare products on you, sometimes after he has had his way with your face he will let you draw on him with skin safe markers

would definitely be a wimp about the pain

Will spam pictures to his Devilgram of his fancy new temporary tattoos and you drawing on him

Will definitely try to bring you some of his flings to get his name tattooed on them, you will have to reprimand him every single time and eventually he will stop

If you're not the type to keep up with social media, he’ll offer to keep up a Devilgram account for your shop

If you're ever attempting to draw and you have a very specific pose in your head that you can't find a reference for, he will not hesitate to get up and start posing for you

Luke

He is baby and cant have any tattoos until he's older

His mind frequently bounces back and forth between the whole “your body is a temple” rhetoric that he was taught growing up and “wow that's so cool!”

After Simeon got his tattoo Luke became a lot more enthusiastic and curious about your job though

Will occasionally ask if he can have one of your flash sheets so he can color your pictures

These very often end up on the fridge in Purgatory Hall

Sometimes they even make their way to the fridge in the House of Lamentation too

Will this make the brothers jealous? Yes. Do you care? No.

Luke loves you and looks up to you so much that he goes through a little phase of wanting to copy you, yourself and the entirety of Purgatory Hall can expect loads of temporary marker tattoos

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A Demon Has Claimed My Soul! (Among Other Things…)

Your Guide to Possessive Demons!

So you've made a pact with a demonic hellspawn, the powers of which are beyond your comprehension, and now you want to become an item? Fantastic! Love can still be found even in the most unholy of unions! However, there are some very important things that any human should know before giving themselves away to the forces of Hell and that is what we here at Mammoney, Inc. plan to provide! In our award-winning guide, A Demon Has Claimed My Soul! (Among Other Things…), you will receive a comprehensive overview of the possessive behaviors of your new lover as well as the Dos and Don'ts for keeping your relationship on track! Remember, your satisfaction is a definite possibility!

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Lucifer

Lucifer, huh? Are you sure you really want to go through with that, human? He’s really no fun at parties, hell no fun in general! But if you’re into being told what to do all the time then he’s probably a dream come true so whatever floats your boat...

If you decide to start a relationship with Lucifer, the first thing to know is he plans to have you and keep you. Once you've gone down this road there’s no going back now, human.

Lucifer will show his possessiveness most often through stating it outright. He will be pretty blunt about claiming who you now belong to and isn't shy to tell that to others too. Get used to the reminders.

He’ll do those old school kind of moves like letting you wear his coat over your shoulders or keeping a hand on your waist. He doesn’t have to do all that much more because no one would be dumb enough to try anything after he’s staked his claim.

DO: Pretty much anything he says

DON’T: Defy him, ignore his requests, or piss off Diavolo.

Leviathan

Levi? Really? You know he hasn’t left his room in centuries right? And you’d be playing second fiddle to an actual anime character? In our astute opinion, human, this ain’t a good choice.

Levi is the Avatar of Envy so he’s going to be pretty possessive at all times. If you’re going to choose with him then just know that he won’t be letting you go any time soon… Literally. He will cling to you like his life depends on it.

Levi’s primarily going to show his possessiveness of you through being hostile to others like a pissed off snake.

Any time that you’re not alone together he’ll be on edge or glaring at everyone around you. If someone gets too chummy he might start hissing until they back off. He won’t actually do anything unless someone tries to make a move, but if they do get out of the way in case he summons Lotan.

DO: Stay close to him (especially in public), let him hold your hand or stay on his arm, keep conversations with other people short, and always tell him if you’re going out to meet someone.

DON’T: Basically wander off anywhere without telling him first, flirt with anybody else while he’s watching, scratch that, just don’t be overly nice to anybody while he’s watching. Not even the Chihuahua.

Satan

Okay so yeah Satan is smart, but all those smiles are hella phony! He really ain’t as nice as he looks and… What we mean to say is, Satan will act nice to lure you in but you better watch out, human.

Satan can act pretty chill when he wants to so he might not come off as all that possessive for a while. But the second he sees someone acting a little too close with you he’ll snap and start shouting at them. Doesn’t matter who it is or why, he won’t be able to stop himself.

When he does show his possessiveness he is shameless, almost as bad as Asmo, because then he’s trying to make a point to someone or other. PDA for days, but he’ll be glancing at whoever he’s trying to piss off like an asshole…

Satan's the guy who'd leave a lot of marks on you like bruises and hickies to speak for him when he ain't around.

DO: Get used to PDA, invest in sweaters, borrow Asmo's concealer.

DON’T: Do anything that pisses him off. (For more on this, consider purchasing our other guide: How To Calm My Demon Boyfriend)

Asmodeus

Oh come on, Asmo??? Human, be real for a moment! He’s never gonna be faithful to you at all, I mean we’re all demons so it’s not like we really care all that much but humans care doncha?? You could pick better is all I’m-er We’re saying!

Asmo is going to cling to you about as much as Levi but that’s because he wants attention, not because he’s jealous or anything. He really won’t get possessive of you until someone tries to tell him he can’t be around you for whatever reason. Then he’ll whine, complain, and make a scene until he gets his way.

Asmo will show he owns you by trying to make you into practically the same person. Not in personality, just in appearance.

He’ll start by buying a lot of matching or very… Asmo-looking clothes and jewelry for you to wear. He’ll look for any excuse to put you in his outfits or make sure you use the same perfumes so you smell like each other all the time. Demons have sensitive noses so that’s as good as marking you for his.

DO: Wear the clothes and don’t complain, tell him what sort of style you’d prefer so he can pick more of what you want, try not to get annoyed by his diva act

DONT: Wear somethin' else without telling him, have sex with anyone else without permission first (who knows, ya may get it with him), ignore him. Ever.

Beelzebub

…. Just a friendly reminder that he could eat you.

Beel isn’t going to come off as possessive of ya until he starts getting lonely. He’s pretty busy with practices and taking care of his appetite, but if he starts feelin’ like you haven’t been paying enough attention to him, he’s gonna get needy and want ya around more.

He can be pretty childish about it, really. If someone comes over and asks if you want to go do something he’ll just pick ya up and tell them no. He’ll put ya down if you make a fuss about it but he’ll get grouchy so you’ll have to make it up to’em later.

If he’s feeling lonely, he’ll invite you out for food a lot more and try to keep you away from his brothers. He won’t even like you talking to Belphie. It’ll pass after a couple days, so just sit tight and things will go back to normal soon enough.

DO: Feed him. Constantly.

DON'T: Stop feeding him. Ever. Or look too delicious.

Belphegor

Okay we all know what makes him a bad choice, so let’s not even go there! Honestly human, have some survival instinct, will ya??

Belphie will take the clingy route of always wanting to be around ya, but if he wants to go nap or somethin’ he'll just take ya with him. Doesn't matter whatcha doin'. If he wants ya there, he'll drag ya along too.

Belphie’s gonna be passive-aggressive about his possessiveness when others are involved, a lot of stare downs and lookin’ annoyed. He won’t tell’em to piss off like Beel would but there’d a general aura of “Go the Hell Away” around him so it’s gonna be around you too.

If you two aren’t sharing a nap together then expect him to lean on ya a lot, probably with his head on your shoulder. Don’t stand still for too long ‘cause he will fall asleep like that and then you're stuck draggin’ his dead weight.

DO: Get used to being a pillow and not going anywhere for long periods of time.

DON’T: Keep him up too long, wake him up early, or toss and turn in bed.

Mammon

Obviously, the Great and Powerful Mammon is really the best choice, human. It's clear ya got a good head on your shoulders and that’s a good sign. But for the sake of being helpful, we will still give ya advice, for your sake and mi-… his.

The Great Mammon knows how lost and pathetic you’d be if he wasn’t around so he’ll take it on himself to be sure you’ve always got someone to help ya. Don’t go thinkin’ that he’s just lonely and lookin’ for a little comfort, ‘cause that Ain’t! It! And don’t go letting any of his brothers try pullin’ the same crap because he’s the only one who’s allowed to do that, ya hear??

The Great Mammon doesn’t need to act possessive because everyone will already know you’re his!... Okay, sometimes they need a refresher but there ain’t nothing wrong with that!

You'll never have to worry about his brothers botherin' you because he’ll always be there to scare'em off. He’s your first man so he better get priority and doncha go forgettin’ it! It's gotta be you and him against the world, got it?

DO: Show the Great Mammon appreciation for his time, "appreciation" can be cash, gimme cash.

DONT: Forget about the Great Mammon, ignore the Great Mammon, refuse to gimme cash.

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I would 100 percent love a rundown of every vampire and how they would react to the option to be human again.

... every vampire..?

I guess we’re doing this.

Afton is more useless to the Volturi than ever. This changes nothing, in part because nobody notices. Afton dies of old age in a cry for attention.

Alec can have puberty?! Get tall? Have sex? Sign him the fuck up. Alec spends ten years as a human. Unfortunately it turns out he has the worst genes, so he stops at 5 feet and doesn’t grow an inch taller. He is Volterra’s short king. Even more unfortunate is the fact that the ladies still see him as a kid and would feel weird about sleeping with him, so no luck on that front either. (Somehow, Jane is both taller and gets all the hawt dewds)

Alice would not like this at all. Having a human is nice, that’s fun. Alice loves her Bella Barbie. Being a human? Oh god no.

Alistair’s whole thing is that he’s living as a hermit because he’s terrified of everyone and everything. If he became human again, he would still be a hermit, but lacking any of the survival skills or basic equipment that human hermits accrue he would quickly die out there in the wild.

Amun might just be the oldest vampire in the world, and he has been a god. Going back to being human would be too low, it would be the greatest humiliation imaginable. Hard no from Amun.

Anne was Victoria’s sister, the two girls were impoverished and Anne prostituted herself to feed them. Since she was executed by the Volturi within that same century, she would be returning to that same, horrible life. All the nopes, Anne gets her creator to turn her again.

Aro would be very practical about it, I think, and find someone to turn him back before the plague got him. Though I’m sure he’d be too curious not to try for himself the modern, global, human cuisine, so whoever was turning him has to sit by and wait while Aro drinks all the margaritas and eats all the sushi. And probably human flesh, gotta know what it tastes like from the other side

Athenodora has spent a very long time in that tower tripping on Corin’s gift. As she walks into the Volterra town square she has a full on Plato’s cave allegory epiphany, as she realizes that the tower was a fever dream and the real world is blurry and she doesn’t want to eat anybody. She comes to the conclusion that vampires aren’t real.

Bella would feel like Cinderella at the end of the ball, her beautiful gown turns back into rags and she’s an unworthy human again. Edward is overjoyed she smells delicious is fragile again and refuses to turn her back. Heartbreak ensues.

Benito invented newborn wars, he’s got a million enemies. He better become a vampire again immediately, or he’s dead.

Benjamin is the avatar, which is great. He lives in hiding because Amun has him convinced that Aro would enslave him, which is less great. Being human would not solve this.

Boris was living his best life being a fake Russian noble in the court of Versailles. Being a fake noble as a human is just not as fun, and he finds himself a vampire to get turned back.

Bree was miserable as a vampire, but her life wasn’t great to begin with. She was homeless and starving. I imagine she’d say no to humanity because she had nothing to return to, but this would be a survival move that had nothing to do with what she wanted in life.

Caius has no time for this nonsense, he turns back immediately.

Carlisle I’ve outlined in this post, but to repeat it here he is quite happy being a vampire, humanity has nothing to offer him. His ridiculously large network of friends would be put to good use once again as he tries to find someone who’ll turn him. (He has a surprisingly hard time, as no one wants to risk being the asshole who ate Carlisle Cullen. He eventually comes crawling back to a delighted Aro)

Carlisle’s creator is the lowest of the low, trash who lives in the slums, gets caught by humans, eats half a mob and then lets a newborn loose in the middle of London. This guy is a slob who does not have his life in order. Without vampirism, he starts shooting up under a bridge and dies within a few weeks. He does not get turned back into a vampire because nobody’s touching that.

Carmen would probably want a baby before turning back. The problem with trying to raise a human child as a vampire is that children bleed all the time. Eleazar Jr. scrubs his knee, Carmen goes full Cronus on her son, and Dostoyevsky is proud.

Charles... I don’t know if anybody agreed with my post on Renata, I for one think Luca is horrifying, and based on that Charles would turn back immediately because he’s not leaving Makenna on her own. Not to mention, Charles is one of the few vampires in Twilight who chose his fate.

Charlotte and Peter are living happily, thinking the Cullens are crazy for appreciating humans, so no changes there.

Chelsea might actually be a bit allured by humanity, since this way she can find out once and for all if she can form organic, normal relationships. However, she’s been a vampire for millennia, which makes it impossible for her to relate to humans. She makes no friends, and comes to believe that she is unlovable. She becomes a vampire again and, after an extended existential crisis, eventually becomes Marcus.

Corin would want to try all the human drugs. Gotta find out if weed is better than she is! Unfortunately half of Volterra is hooked on her, and she’s turned before she can find a good dealer.

Didyme would immediately suffer a brain aneurism, and die. Marcus becomes Marcus, but this is ultimately the better timeline since Aro can mourn his sister normally.

Diego’s life was pretty much over since gang members were out to get him, so he’s not returning to humanity anytime soon. Although vampirism means that now everyone he meets is a potential gang member out to get him (indeed, Victoria gets him), so maybe humanity would appear comparatively peaceful.

Demetri seems to be having a cool time being a vampire, so back into the ranks of the unholy he goes.

Edward, oh boy. I can’t imagine it, and I don’t want to.

Eleazar is a pretty self-righteous and sanctimonious fellow, I am sure he would not only choose to remain human, but talk about how noble it is that he’s staying human. He would not enjoy being human.

Emmet would be a miserable human, but to turn back would be to turn his back on Rosalie, and so he would dutifully remain, even as he grew to resent her for it. Once again I have a post.

Esme would not want humanity given the choice, but if she suddenly is human then provided Carlisle was as well, I imagine she would want to get a do-over. However, trouble is that if she wants to have a baby, then she’ll have to stick around with said baby as well. Sticking around means remaining human. Honestly, I’m not sure where that would go. Terrible places once Carlisle runs off to Italy, I’m sure.

Felix is another dude who seems pretty happy with vampirism. He sticks his hand into the first fanged mouth that he can find.

Fred is having a good time as well now that he has left Victoria’s army, no arguments here.

Garrett seems quite happy to be a vampire, although he enjoys new things enough that I think he’d want to spend a few years experiencing things from this human perspective. Alas, he’d have pictured the life human influencers and fictional humans were leading - it can’t be too far off, right? Well, real humans need jobs and housing and health insurance. One thing leads to another, and Carlisle finds himself bankrolling Garrett’s human adventures.

George is a seriously amazing guy who goes around pretending to be a demon called Astaroth and making fake demon deals with people. He’s an amazing conman, but his whole schtick depends on being a vampire, so it wouldn’t work if he were human. Vampirism it is.

Heidi apparently lived a terrible life as a human and was pity-turned into a vampire, so I don’t think she’d have any happy associations with humanity at all. She buys the first ticket back to damnation.

Hilda was a feminist bleeding heart who made suffering women invulnerable. Vampirism, to her, seems to have been salvation, with humanity a miserable state. Hard no from Hilda.

Huilen didn’t want anything to do with this supernatural horrorshow that killed her sister, and I imagine she’s one of the few who’d actually fare well as a human again, even though time has passed.

Irina drowns her Laurent-shaped sorrows in booze and men.

James would be furious with everything for letting this happen to him, and want to be turned back again.

Jane, like Alec, is overjoyed that she can have puberty again. This works out great for her. Like a middle school goth phase, she sort of pretends that whole 1200-year-stint as an actual twelve-year-old didn’t happen, going “oh, yeah... that” when it’s mentioned.

Jasper isn’t eating people anymore, praise Jesus. I think he’d actually fare quite well, he’d become a dusty professor in philosophy at some college and the violence would truly be behind him.

Joham is a monster and I imagine his children would eat him before he could get turned back. Good on them.

Kachiri is quite happy with Senna and Zafrina, she wouldn’t want that to change.

Kate loves Garrett very much, but there are all these human men she won’t have to worry about killing..?

Kebi was a slave who was chosen by Amun to be... well, his slave forever. As an unchanging vampire she’s stuck, but humanity could represent real hope for her, the only hope, really. Hard yes from Kebi.

Kristie is one of the two Victoria recruits who managed to turn the army into a high school, where you were either in the right clique or you were a square. Kristie is clearly an opportunist who’ll make the best of any situation, human or vampire.

Kumboh is a highly eccentric vampire who works in a mental hospital and gets attached to the humans there, to the point where he dies for one. This is not a man I can predict.

Laurent spent his existence in a pursuit of power without understanding what power is, and ended up stuck with the white trashiest vampires ever to white trash. Several logical leaps based on 18th century French Versailles logic later he endeavors to marry into the British royal family.

Liam is living quite happily with his wife and surrogate daughter, and even if he wasn’t then Siobhan is going to want her hubby back. And what Siobhan wants, Siobhan gets.

Luca is quite happy being the family patron who sometimes takes niece-brides (or family demon who keeps stealing their daughters), so he would want his fangs back. But, I’m sorry but I think he’d seize the opportunity to impregnate one of his descendants, because if this guy is all about preserving his family line then I can’t imagine he’d be able to resist a son.

Lucy, like Maria, would be in so much trouble. Honestly, I think Maria would eat her immediately. Easiest way to get rid of competition.

Maggie might want to grow a bit older and less emaciated before turning, but like Liam, Siobhan’s gift would see to it that the coven became whole again.

Makenna wanted vampirism once, I imagine she’d want it again. She seems quite happy with her life.

Marcus is finally able to kill himself. Happy days.

Maria would be in so much trouble. She is a human in newborn war territory, all the vampires around her have terrible control, and the ones with good enough control to turn her are enemy army leaders who want her dead. She is forced to make a phone call to Jasper and ask if he can put in a good word with Carlisle.

Mary (Carlisle’s friend), it’s been over a century and she’s still living alone. Sounds lonely, so maybe she’d be down for the change.

Mary (Hilda’s coven) is living that feminist liberation life with Hilda, and humanity would throw her right back into poverty and misery. Big nope.

Nettie would be eaten by Jasper, since Maria already ate Lucy.

Noela is a member of Hilda’s coven, meaning her life was awful. She would not want it back.

Peter is living happily ever after with Charlotte, it’s a good life. Peter does not want things to change.

Randall was turned in the 1960′s, so I’m sure he’d want some of that sweet weed again.

Raoul was a gangbanger and humanity is better off without him. So are vampires.

Renata had awful circumstances around her turning, and nothing to return to. Her human family either sold her out or were unable to protect her, my money’s on them thinking that her fate was a great honor, and either option makes them someone I imagine she has put behind her. As it is now, she has purpose with the Volturi, and no one is making her be anybody’s bride. She would not want things to change, nevermind becoming human.

Riley thinks he has found true love and glorious purpose, and would remain the way he is.

Rosalie would be delighted, but she has poured years of bitterness and crushed dreams into the dream of the perfect human life. Reality wouldn’t live up to her ideal and this time she can’t blame vampirism. I think she’d start drinking.

Santiago presumably has an alright time being a vampire, he has purpose and community with the Volturi. No changes here.

Sasha wanted a big ol’ family, turning first her niece and then women who resembled her niece enough to look like her sisters, so I imagine that, like all good Denali women, she’d seduce a sexy human male and give herself a few more daughters. Disaster would ensue if they were sons, or not blondes.

Senna is living happily with her girlfriends, let nothing disrupt that.

Siobhan’s life is great, with her gift her life will be as she wishes it to be, and she seems to truly enjoy being a vampire. It wouldn’t even be a question for her.

Stefan and Vladimir (no, they don’t get individual entries) are has-beens. Without vampirism, they would be greater has-beens than ever. This makes Aro’s century, and he makes it clear to the vampire world that no one is to turn these two back. Their lives suck and then they die.

Sulpicia is above pesky human sustenance, the mere thought is revolting. She accidentally starves herself to death.

Victoria would be at once more and less paranoid. Her gift isn’t going haywire telling her about all the danger, but she’s a human, so all is danger. I think she’d start drinking too.

Victoria’s NPC army recruits are newborns who love that sweet sweet blood, ain’t nobody turning their back on that.

Tanya would be so fucking happy, oh my god. She can bang all the dudes, and she won’t have to worry about killing them! She forgets that human women have to worry about STDs and pregnancies. Now she has chlamydia and a baby.

Tia’s big problem is that she’s stuck living with this ancient and bitchy loser who takes himself way too seriously. Vampirism on its own is great, she’s down for that.

Unnamed tracker formerly employed by the Volturi was relieved of his duties in the most “oops, you’re useless now” way possible. That hurts your self esteem. Becoming a powerless human would hurt it even more. Unnamed tracker formerly employed by the Volturi does not want this.

Vassilii would grow up, and have a host of issues because being a toddler with memories of bloodthirst and killing people is bad for child development.

Zafrina is having a great time with her girlfriends and her illusions. And it’s been a very long time since they were human, I don’t think anything remains of their culture. At least not anything they’d recognize.

Hope this answers your question, anon...

Edit: Added Carlisle’s Creator, Sasha, and Vassilii. If I’ve missed anybody else, let me know.

Edit 2: Added Bree, Diego, Frank, Kristen, Raoul, Riley, and Victoria’s NPC army recruits.

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