#man is so in love

[sharlleglerg]

[sweetbrier2908]

soft domestic stuff | bringing home flowers (prompt by @/creativepromptsforwriting on Tumblr)

- lucifer & gn!mc (could be read as platonic/ romantic)

- fluff cute little story

- lucifer acts like a hopeless romantic

- no proofread

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you are doing your homework, and there is a knock on your door. you look up just to see the clock has striked midnight, it's already a new day. a name and a familiar face appear in your head, he's the only one who politely knocks on your door at this hour. you wonder if you should open this damn door (he's gonna let himself in no matter what, you know for sure, your light is on, and he's the one who pays the electricity bill), or maybe you should pretend that you were wearning your headphone and the music inside your ear was real loud so you couldn't hear a thing, or maybe you should pretend to be asleep (again, he's gonna let himself in; in the end, he needs to turn off the damn fucking light because of the electricity bill and not because he knows you don't have a habit of having the lights on so you always turn all your lights off before you go to bed and if you don't, the lights will wake you and he doesn't want that to happen). you lost in your thought before a you hear someone (the one on the other side of the door) called your name: "mc, are you awake? i see you don't turn off your light" and you reply: "i'm coming". you quickly approach the door and open it, and before lucifer speaks something you take the chance: "listen. i know i promise to not stay up late in week days but tomorrow there is a test and i know that you told me don't study in the last minute but but there are just too much. please let me pull the last all-nighter and i pro-"

"mc, calm down. it's fine". you look up and there he is, signing, like he is so done with all the times you pull an all-nighter ("do you remember that you're a human?") the avatar of pride, the mighty first-born of the family of seven (or whatever people call him), he's still in his uniform (man just got home), his hair looks messy than it normally does, and he smells like all the paperworks he has dealt with and he's holding a small bouquet- a small bouquet, totally normal- a what? you stared at his cute little bouquet made from little tiny glowing white flowers - a kind of flower that you've seen before, and he stares at you with his weary eyes. he gives you the bouquet and you receive it while still staring at it in disbelief. so this is why lucifer showed up at your door at midnight on a normal tuesday, so he can give you this little bouquet which-

"i saw it on my way home. this kind of flower only blooms at night so i think you've never seen them before and i think you want to have some-"

"thank you", you interrupt him with a bright smile. suddenly, you don't feel tired anymore. you look at the flowers, which is glowing like they has been casted with magic. lucifer picked it for you. lucifer gifted it to you. sometimes, you realize, he's kind of romantic, and sometimes he does all the things that normal lucifer will call "silly": like picking up flowers and giving them to the one he loves at the middle of the night because those flowers can't last to the morning. "thank you" you repeate, "i'm gonna spend all night looking at it".

"no, don't. it's my responsibility if you fail the test, so please wrap up your study session and go to bed." he dryly says "i can't believe you stay up this late. you are a human, you remember? your body can't take that many all-nighters. what if you get sick and-"

this time, a sound of a growling stomach interrupts lucifer's speech. you slowly looks up to his blushing cheeks and you chuckle, "so you skipped dinner? am i right?". see, now he's the guilty one. you step out of your room and pull his arm, "hey lucifer, let me whip something right up for you as thanks for those flowers, okay? and you're not allow to say no!"

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[christadeguchi]

make men slutty again.

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bonus as rightfully added by @polyabathtub:

[kavaleyre]

• The Hanged Man •

“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”

[crumplstiltskin]

choso week day 3: interactions

[kendyroy]

“They gave me runway in this film. There’s one monologue in there. I can’t tell you the details of it. I say more words in that monologue than I said in an entire movie once as Wolverine. But there are sides of the character that I’ve been scratching at for 24 years […] There is stuff in this movie where I was like, ‘This is the thing I’ve been trying to get out’ and I feel so excited about it.”

— Hugh Jackman talking about Logan in Deadpool & Wolverine (x)

[crabussy]

IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR

[slttygeto]

i just know satoru’s the type to lean down when you two are making out while standing up, and he literally pushes himself into your personal space because he cannot physically get enough of you. like his hands are gripping your flesh, your thighs, your ass, and then his hand wraps around your neck and when you try to pull away to breathe, he chases after your lips and pecks them repeatedly.

“no no no—come back here, please,”

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dog Meshi.

[eemamminy-art]

I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—

I'M SORRY????

[astrallar]

This man holds my heart just like he holds these ducks

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[lucidpeech]

against all odds, we all survived, together.

[p1nkshield]

Damian: I trust the judgement of cats where it comes to character. Alfred the cat has never steered me wrong with the lick test of integrity.

Duke: Do you trust the judgement of bees?

Damian:… What does that have to do with anything I am currently talking about?

Duke: I had a bee lick me once and I’m wondering if it counts.

Damian: …

Duke: … felt like a little straw on my finger lol

Damian:…

Duke: … uh-

Damian: how did you get the bee to lick you?

Duke: what?

Damian: how did you get the bee to lick you?

Duke: oh! I was eating strawberries on patrol and the juice attracted it.

Later

Jason: gross dude! Why are your hands sticky?!?

Damian: bee licks.

Jason: wha?

Damian: bee licks.

[willpowers]

anyways while senshi is canonically a feminine elf mithrun is canonically a masculine one since like senshi with all his alternate race appearances making him look more cute and feminine mithruns other race appearances have him as an absolute hunk of a man like kabru is fucking teaching self care to a middle aged veteran who sometimes says racist shit like you think kabru ever sighed and was like 'lets get you to bed soldier you're talking nonsense about half foots again"