#man in glasses

[horny-athletes]

[paresh51610]

[beatleshalloween]

John Lennon

[k-white]

Just some random photoshops I made this morning with FK in Alans glasses and I like them a lot so here enjoy

[spexinminneapolis]

My handsome very nearsighted friend.

[gayzahngeil]

Edward Snowden. Sexiest glasses wearer ever

[grayson29]

I AM A SLUT FOR A MAN IN GLASSES

Oh who we kidding we’re a slut for Pedro 🥵

[polumin]

My last artwork for Instagram portrait marathon✨️

Drawing boys is difficult but I want to draw them more so practice practice practice😊

[horny-athletes]

[ronobekilson]

My character for Call of Cthulhu RPG

[paresh51610]

R -20 L -18

[mulletstanleys]

old men shenanigans, past lover memories

[skipppppy]

shoutout to gay detectives and their husbands across history

[scentedpoetrywitch]

what do you think about groove as a human being !?!

[thatmightyheart]

recently watched this fresh hot new anime called fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood for the first time and i absolutely loved it! also these two made me deeply unwell (positive)

[egophiliac]

So I was doing some math, and I THINK Skully is almost as tall as Malleus without his horns

I think the main reference to his height is Epel being surprised they're the same age because he's taller than Sebek, yes? which I find interesting, considering Jade and Malleus -- two of the tallest guys in the main cast -- are also there. and, since I've never been one to not think waaaay too much about the absolute stupidest minutiae about fictional characters, I see two possibilities:

one is that Epel is extremely good at eyeballing heights (I actually do feel like he could be? like. I'd believe he can estimate someone's height fairly accurately by calculating based on the life stages of an apple tree, or how many apples tall they are, or something else apple-related like that.) and Scully does, perhaps, fall into that narrow margin between Sebek and Jade in height.

OR two, out of the three certified Tall Guys there, Sebek is Epel's main frame of reference because he's the only one he's had any real interaction with for, let's be fair, pretty obvious reasons.

SO in conclusion, we still have no concrete answers and will probably have to wait until next year when we get his card profile, alas alas. 😔