#man idk whut to tag this.

[daftpatience]

the march 10-30th 2024 preorder period is open!!

on top of that i've added all the leftovers from last preorder and a new digit sticker sheet to the store! go check it out!! i don't have a ton of dunmeshi/tvdint charms left!

[pikabysss]

Wtf is wrong with Tumblr? I put hearts (or likes, idk how this is called on this hellsite) to a eff ton of drawn art (digital drawing, pencil drawing, painting, whatever, things like that.) And they suggest to me dang photographic art... fine... of effing naked people? Whut!? I thought Tumblr was super strict on that type of stuff (or are people exaggerating... like so often). Look, when it's a drawing, I guess it's FINE. But photography is a "in real life" thing, like... what counts as NSFW for Tumblr? Does it need to explicitly have sex in it? Dude, does that mean I can draw a man with his ding-dong out and not get flagged as long as it passes as art? I thought the limit was set for, like, genitalias... but we could see the dang genitals in the picture, whuut!? And, it's art, so technically, it isn't inappropriate content... is it!? I'm so effing confused. I'm just going to put the blur option on every type of more restricted content then, so I can look at the tags first before revealing the picture.

PS: Before anyone calls me a child or christan extremist, to clarify, I have genitophobia (fear of genitalias, that's the only term I found for male and female ones). Take, for example, an arachnophobe. I don't think they would like seeing a picture of a spider when they thought they were following and liking stuff that wouldn't lead to them having pictures of spiders in their feed... My phobia mostly applies to irl stuff, and when I can see it with my eyes (written work is 100% safe for me). So, I really thought I was safe, lol. (Also, I'm most likely on the asexuality spectrum because of this phobia, so... No, that's it, I don't know what to add.)

[apairofemeraldeyes]

Question: Why was the Boruto Manga released so late this month????

Do they change the dates monthly? I thought it was the first week of the month or something

[helenhuntingdon]

really interesting to see Alicya Eyo commenting on killing off LGBT+ characters - obviously mostly in reference to soaps but she’s also been in drama and is a lesbian woman of colour

so especially unfair she had to play a lesbian woman of colour and get killed off (and then her wife was later killed off by another producer so they’re nearly all guilty!)

I don’t 100% agree with her, though I respect her viewpoints still, bc like

if there are more LGBT+ characters does it really mean the ratio evens out?

like if 50% of LGBT+ characters were killed off, more LGBT+ characters would mean more not killed off sure, but would still be a 50/50 chance?

(not that I think it’s 50%, more like hm 30%)

plus the thing with killing of LGBT+ characters isn’t JUST the killing them off, it’s the whole tragedy around the characters usually, and of course if it’s a ship it’s the tragedy of the other half of the ship - historically it’s been about NOT giving LGBT+ characters happy endings as well as absolutely not giving LGBT+ relationships happy endings!

so while she’s right more LGBT+ characters definitely is one answer, it’s not the only answer, like there needs to be more representation of specific identities, even though there is some now, there still needs to be more bisexual, asexual, pansexual, queer, non binary and trans representation

and it’s not just about trying to tackle str8 cis writers’ ignorance because that is just getting... so boring. LGBT+ people need to write their own stories as well (including POC!) or at least be a part of writing the stories in some way (and be paid for their labour not just asking one person they know!) they need to be a part of creating these stories so they are their stories

but yeah seeing Alicya comment on this just basically reminds me how shittily LGBT+ characters have always been treated, even recently, even so that her wife on the show was killed off even after she’d left and was done in such a lowkey way to not get too many complaints about it lbr!

and we need to be against it every time they pull that shit, always demand more LGBT+ characters, more QPOC representation, but also BETTER WRITING of that LGBT+ representation as well

[drasnianfrank]

tag people you want to get to know better

tagged by @queenofsovngarde

your name and then what you would have named yourself: Frances or Frank, and I have picked Josephine because that’s a gorgeous name. 

astrological sign (sun/moon/rising if you know them): gemini

when did you join tumblr and why?: Also 2012 (Dear God, it’s been that long). Things were moving from livejournal to other platforms and I finally got tired of checkingmy history. 

top 5 fandoms: I hyperfixate on certain fandoms and lurk for ages but anyway. Good Omens, MCU/Marvel, Lord of the Rings, Shakespeare, Highlander or Magnificent 7 (tv show). 

top 5 favorite films: The World’s End, Grand Budapest Hotel, The Losers, The Prestige, Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse. 

go to song when you wanna Feel something: Babylon by Don McLean

what’s your religion or faith if you have one?: raised v. liberal Lutheran, now i’m more ehhhh, ehhhhhhh. 

a song that makes you feel seen: Song to Say Goodbye by Placebo

if you could have any career: librarian/book reviewer/someone who pets cats all day

do you have a type?: soft people that make me laugh

what does your heart/soul yearn for: actually literally, food. Also, I guess friendship and love and shit? But, yeah, food. 

if you had to describe yourself in 5 words to someone who doesn’t know you: Odd, biting humor, cat obsessed, reader. 

favorite subjects in school: history, english, law

where does your soul feel most at home: surrounded by books and cats and old things. 

top 5 fictional characters: Silk-Belgariad/Mallorean by David and Leigh Eddings, Aziraphale - Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, Sabriel - Abhorsen series by Garth Nix, Flash (Wally West) - Justice League Animated, Agent Peggy Carter - MCU

top 3 moments in a show that made you ugly cry: Dog dying in Downton Abbey, Chidi and Eleanor’s goodbye date in The Good Place (I am not ready for the last season guys, Not Ready), and parts of The Magnus Archive have been real tough, reaaaal tough. 

the earth, the sun, the moon or the stars: The Sun Ba-bey! I need all that good good good warm feels. 

favorite kind of weather: Warm on the edge of too hot, with soft clouds in the sky. 

top 3 characters you kin with: jfc, okay, Miles Vorkosigan from the Vorkosigan series by Lois McMaster Bujold, Maia from Goblin Emperor by Katherine Addison, and JJ from Speechless. 

favorite medium of art: okay, so theater is my one true love but like traditional art, I guess oils(?). 

introvert/extrovert/ambivert: introvert with a dash of ambivert. 

a favorite literary quote: (Reads entire LotR)

“Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise can not see all ends.” Fellowship of the Ring. 

some of your favorite books: How can I just pick some of my children? Goblin Emperor by Katherine Addison, Memory or Miles in Love by Lois McMaster Bujold, Scurvy by Stephen Brown, We Ride Upon Sticks by Quan Barry, Toad Words and other stories by T. Kingfisher, Macbeth by William Shakespeare, Belgariad/Mallorean series by David and Leigh Eddings, Whale Talk by Chris Crutcher, The Heiress Effect by Courtney Milan

if you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?: Some place where it never snowed and had a beach, but specifically Dubrovnik, Croatia

if you could live in any time in history when would it be?: Every time is terrible! So it depends on how rich I was. 

if you could play any instrument masterfully it would be: I do love the hurdy-gurdy but I would love to play an organ. 

if you have one, what mythological god or goddess do you feel a connection to: whut. Idk, Athena because I remember my greek mythology the best. 

and lastly, favorite recent selfie in your camera roll:

tagging (but only if you want to): @thepaisleyelf​, @lesbrarian​, @strawberry-cupcake​, and anyone else!

[dreamdevcur-a]

name/nickname: becca, tator tot, dink, dingus, gay baby, cry baby, idk man there’s a lot and 98% come from the same person pronouns:  they / them star sign:  aquarius height:   5′4″ age:   23 wallpaper on phone: lock screen is a cabin getting abducted by a spacecraft, home screen is,,,, a so.riku art i co-comissioned,,, because i’m that gay first ever crush on teacher: whut..... coolest halloween costume: man idk my parents stopped investing in halloween costumes for me when i was like 8. i got to go as snow white one year and unintentionally so did my best friend, another friend, and a chaperone. all of it unintentional. favourite 90′s television show: listen idc what anyone says i grew up with friends i’ll die with friends last kiss:  it was with my ex and i don’t remember it, i think it was when we broke up have you ever been stood up? i’ve been on,,, two dates, and i was in a relationship with them so if they stood me up i would have kicked them  favourite pair of shoes:  i legit only have one pair of shoes and i love them they’re green/blue plaid vans sneakers ever been to vegas? : that’s where i grew up ! favourite fruit: strawberry hands down favourite book: fahrenheit 451 favourite shows:  friends, seinfeld, hell’s kitchen, really any cooking competition shows tbqh last movie you saw in theatres: into the spiderverse tagged by: @seapromised Tagging: @kiibearer @heaartsavior @dawnbreaks @dawnled @keyofdawn @shenct and anyone else who wants to!

[saeyoungmess]

I was tagged by @doodlingbookworm, I didn't know someone all around tumblr knew I existed, lol.

Rules: answer 21 questions and then tag 21 people who you want to get to know better

Nickname: Mari or baby, but that last one, just my family

Zodiac: Cancer

Height: 1.68m or 5.51 feet

Last movie I watched: Advengers, actually, I'm watching it by the time I answer this, lol

Last thing I googled: "Three aspects of the objectives of the Law" Yeah... that's not interesting at all, just google it for an essay for college 😂

Favorite musicians: I guess Fall Out Boy and Panic! At the Disco

Song stuck in my head: Just Another Girl by The Killers, daaaaamn, such a good song

Other blogs: nope

Do I get asks: nope

Blogs following: 725..... that much? Really? Lol, didn't know that

Amout of sleep: hehe, well, about 8-9 hours, how the fuck do I get that in college, I don't fucking know man

Lucky number: 8

What I'm wearing: my pijamas

Dream job: writer and a lawyer

Dream trip: for now, Puerto Rico and Rome

Favorite food: Steak all the way ouuuuut

Play any instruments: guitar and piano

Languages: my major language is the Spanish, but I speak English, and trying to speak German

Favorite songs: idk, I have so many, Runaway train, Yo quisiera (lol), and The Kids aren't alright

Random fact: I'm so freaking bad with technology, like I deal doing this post

Describe yourself as aesthetic things: whut

Tagging: nobody, cause I don't know who to tag, lol

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 21.02.18 lb

i am thirty types of done with BS today, not in the least coz of dumbasses like these (“i didn’t ask for your opinion” it seems.... but you have eyes, yes? you can see that someone else DID? and claiming a post from fucking august ‘17 just “appeared on your feed”?????? sis, pls. you were fully rummaging around in the tags/archives like a fucking raccoon in a trash can. gtfo here with imposing your completely garbage taste in men on others.)

POINT IS, TODAY’S EPISODE BETTER BE GOOD AND NOT PISS ME OFF FURTHER SO HELP ME GOD I WILL BURN THIS PLACE DOWN TO THE GROUND OTHERWISE.

more than shivaay, i’m clutching my heart at omRu’s panic and devastation. #myBoys 😥😥😥

esp rudra, who’s inconsolable. tell me how this boy is any different from sahil? he’s a child!!!!!! a tiny little fetus man! 😭😭😭

ugh nakuul’s hamming shuru. fucking how many times have we seen this exact same scene already??? daksh ka murder dabba, the time romi strung her up from a tree, the time they jumped outta the plane, no doubt a few times in the goa track (that i didn’t watch).... like... kuch toh naya karo, man. approach the scene in a different way and fucking surprise me maybe? 😒😒😒

i love how these three dumbasses aren’t bothering to do CPR or anything and are just sitting around crying. 😐😐😐

men are so fucking useless i swear. gauri yahan hoti toh pakka would have shoved them outta the way and gotten to work. 😌😌😌

healing phoenix tear in 3... 2... 1... ⏳⏳⏳

aaaaaaaaaand touchdown.

i’d like to think it was rudra’s tears bathing bhaabi’s feet that woke her up instead of nonsense heterosexual romance. 😚😚😚

lmao shivaay looking at rudra like.... “idk man... it seems to work every time. idk how, but it does.” 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

stop strangling her to death you idiot. let her fucking breathe. lord.

wow he’s saying “i’m sorry” and all. wow matlab, next level darr gaya tha bhai.

LMAO REALLY ANIKA? YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE’S SAYING SORRY? HE SHOULD START AND END EVERY DAMN DAY WITH A SORRY, FOR THE HELL HE’S MADE YOUR LIFE SINCE THE DAY YOU MET HIM.

“ismein aapki koi galti nahi hai... afterall, you didn’t choose to be born into literally the worst family in the history of the universe.”

DID SHE JUST FUCKING SAY “CHALTA HAI”???? i cannot believe she’s brushing off BEING BURIED ALIVE so caaaasually. is ladki ka main kya karoon??????? 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

UGH THEN GIVE UP THIS DAMN FAMILY OF YOURS, CHANGE YOUR NAME, AND GO LIVE WITH HER IN A HIMALAYAS WHERE NO ONE CAN FIND YOU. THAT’S THE ONLY WAY SHE’S NOT GONNA HAVE ANY TAQLEEF FROM BEING ASSOCIATED WITH YOU.

rudra, with the river ganges literally flowing out his eyes and nose: nahin, hum nahi ro rahe!!

ugh why lord can’t we just have THIS rudra alllll the time????? cute little bhai and devar. like, this is the only form we care for him in. just keep him that way instead of ghusaofying ainvayi ki bhavya into frame/LIFE with him. 😫😫😫

lmaooooooo his exasperation at the mention of the choti. 😆😆😆

HAAAAAAAAYE KAASH IS FRAME MEIN GAURI BHI HOTI I WOULD HAVE BEEN SO DILKHUSHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭💖💖💖💖

aaaaaaaaaaaah shivaay kissing ommmmmmm. my boys. my stupid, beautiful boyssssssssssssss.💖💝💘💓❤

waaah look at rudy boy taking responsibility and all.

UGH THIS ONE FOR ALL BS. HADN’T HEARD IT IN LIKE, 6 MONTHS AND WAS HOPING THEY’D FORGOTTEN IT. OR AT LEAST RETIRED IT FOR A BETTER CATCHPHRASE. 😑😑😑

.... um ok abrupt scene change? is this a flashback or....???? 🤔🤔🤔

“SUIT PEHENNE WAALA BHALOOOOO” LMAO. 😂😂😂

does veer think he’s a vampire or something; does he not get the concept of reflections???? 🙄🙄🙄

what is this magic mind-control pill and how can i get some? 🙃🙃🙃

i bet its from the pharma labs of svetlana. only a scientific genius like her could come up with something this advanced. 👩🏽‍🔬👩🏽‍🔬👩🏽‍🔬

lol of course anika’s phone was fixed in record time. shivaay probably has a special guy for phone fixing on his payroll.

“8 FEET KA VANN MANUSH” OMFG ANIKA’S NAMES FOR VEER HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lelllllllllllllllllllll what horrrribleeeeeeeee acting by shivaay.🙄🙄🙄

LOL WHUT THEY BURIED HER IN THE HOUSE LAWN???????? JFC THIS LITERAL HOUSE OF HORRORS 🤐🤐🤐

um youguise.... if he shot her, where’s the blood????? like, ffs, i bleed more if i cut myself shaving. 😑😑😑

god this scene is so stupidly contrived. like... everyone here already knows everything. why are they just repeating it to themselves???? wouldn’t it have been a better scene if they were filling gauri/bhavya in on it???? 😕😕😕

was the choti really necessary tho? like... really?

OUFF ENOUGH OF YOUR OBEROI SPIRIT WEEK. FWDING.

lmaoooooooooo “ear cuffs” ko “kaan ki khaasi” bana diya. 😂😂😂😂

time for obligatory appreciation of shrenu’s magnificent face. 😍😍😍

lmaooooooooo rudra roasting om on his passivity is forever my favt. thing. 😆😆😆

lol iske beech mein shivaay ke thoughts ka voiceover bhi, where he’s like TF IS A CHITCHOR DADIYAL THO 🤔🤔🤔

lmaooooo the devranis’ faces, honestly. 😚😚😚

oh so veer is suddenlyyyyy limping now???

.... so veer wants to expose the fake anika? why tho? 🤔🤔🤔

LMAO “YAHAAN NA KAAN HAI NA KAAN KA JHUMKA, BAS HUM HAI AUR HUMARA THUMKA!” *thumkas gauri riiiiiiight into omki’s arms* lololololol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“sofa hai, koi taj mahal thodi na hai, jo aise tukur-tukur nihaarne ko mare jaa rahe hai!” snortttttt

AAPKI MORNI CHORNI BHI HAI LMAOOOOOO

i really gotta hand it to harneet for killing it with Kumari Rosie Rani’s dialogue. 🙃🙃🙃👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

4 Lions men being 100000% done is one of my favt things ever. they’re just sooooooo easy to rile up and it’s fucking hilarious how mad they get.😆😆😆

THE MATAK WAAALI WALK AND ITS TABLA WAALA BG MUSIC MAN. IT GETS ME EVERY TIME. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i realllllllly don’t get WHY veer wants to expose fake anika. isn’t it in his interest to make her an ally???? 🤔🤔🤔

wazzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaa dilpreeet. missed you boooooooo. 😍😍😍😘😘😘😘

LMAO WHAT NONSENSE, I’VE HEARD OF OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR MAY BE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS. ANIKA KI GODH MEIN BAITHA HAI KYA????? 😒😒😒

i’m sorry, i cannot believe that shivaay would ever be making “plans” that involve going to BEHNDI BAZAAR.

[andromedadualitas]

Rules: Answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions.

Tagged by @elennemigo

Thanks so much for tagging me!... I suck at choices but here we go. XD

1. Coke or Pepsi: Coke! 2. Disney or Dreamworks: Both. 3. Coffee or Tea: Coffee. 4. Books or movies: Movies. 5. Windows or Mac: Windows. 6. DC or Marvel: Marvel. 7. Xbox or Playstation: PC. :P 8. Dragon Age or Mass Effect: Oh come on! Both! xD 9. Night owl or early riser: Night owl. 10. Cards or chess: Cards probably, but I suck at both. 11. Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate! :3 12: Vans or converse: Whut? 13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar: Lavellan! 14. Fluff or angst: Both. 15. Beach or forest: Both. 16. Dogs or cats: Cats! 17. Clear skies or rain: Rain. 18. Cooking or eating out: Does mom’s cooking count? XD 19. Spicy food or mild food: Both. 20. Halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: Both. 21. Would you rather be a little too cold or a little too hot: A little too hot. 22. If you could have a superpower, what would it be: Mind reading aaaawww yeah. 23. Animation or live action: Both. 24. Paragon or Renegade: 100% Paragon all the way baby! :D 25. Baths or showers: Both. 26. Team cap or team iron man: Definitely team Doctor Strange. :D Or Loki!

27. Fantasy or sci-fi: Fantasy!

28. Do you have three or four favorite quotes? If I did I forgot them. 29. Youtube or netflix: Youtube. 30. Harry potter or percy jackson: Harry Potter. 31. When you feel accomplished: .When I finish some art and it turns out okay. :D 32. Star wars or star trek: Frick I dunno. Both? 33. Paperback books or hardback books: Either is fine. 34. Handwriting or type: Tyyype. My handwriting is legit awful, and not in a cute way. 35. Velvet or satin: Argh idk. Velvet is fluffy, but satin is SO SHINY OMG. Both. 36. Video games or movies: Video games! 37. Would you rather be the dragon or own the dragon: Be friends with the dragon, because owning a dragon seems meaaaan. :( 38. Learning chinese or learning spanish: Probably Chinese because it looks fancy. 39. What is the best concert you’ve been to? Never been to one. 40. Would you rather be able to speak every language or be able to talk to animals? Every language. 41. Be front row for your favorite artist and not meet them, or meet them but have lawn seats: Lawn seats. 42. City or countryside: City!                                                                         

43. Would you rather be a mutant, jedi, or wizard? Wizard! Unless I can be a mutant with super magical powers.

44. Fried pickles or mozzarella sticks? Whut? Can I have normal pickles?

45. Vampires or werewolves? Vampires, duh! 46. Pizza or pasta? Pizza.

47. Watching a movie at the cinema with the excitement of its night premiere or wait a few days and watch it later more relaxed? Night premiere!

My question: Elves or dwarves? (YeahveryoriginalIknow. XD)

Yeah the text got super derpy there, idk what happened or how to fix it. :X

Yeah okay 48 people is crazy. So I’ll just tag some people who I’m kinda sure won’t (hopefully) be mad at me for tagging them, and if you’re following me and you see this, CONSIDER YOURSELF TAGGED!.... Unlessyoudon’twanttothat’sokaytoo. :D

@maya-tl @realtwistedgate @julaerenee @muffinpuff98 @liamxalis @nymeriasnowhawke @katherinecreeart

[dongsooks]

Dating Bambam (Got7)

I had this done down to the tags and then Tumblr decided to ACT UP AND CRASH and all of it got lost :) No shade Tumblr but what a bitch move

when he first started liking you

he’d be a dog that barks doesn’t bite y'know?

he’d always tell the other’s about how he’ll do this and that to catch your attention

but the second you come around

he be sitting quietly in his seat

and say a high pitched greeting

one time he got you a drink

but he was so excited about giving it to you he drank it himself

and then when he saw you

he looked down and was like

‘I knew something felt wrong about drinking it’

and whenever you compliment him let’s say for performing so well

he’d take it all cool like

“Glad you liked it haha”

but then later with the members he’d be like

“shE SAiD i diD WELL”

and he isn’t bold enough to make moves on you but if anyone else was

lord he’d get pissed not even at you

but he’d be all petty and you’d cash him ousside and ask if he’s avoiding you

and he’d be like

“idk just didn’t wanna interfere with your special friend”

and you’d be like

“way to be an idiot :/”

and then he’d be like

“shit”

and decide it’s time it’s time to confess

and say sorry and he gathers his strength

and gets you a bouquet of your favourite flower and goes to your place and gives you a speech

“Y/N I’m sorry about being a weird asshole it’s just I like you and I am not a cocky and cool as I always pretend so I was scared you’d like someone else way more than me and that I’m just the weird boy trying to woo you. I am honestly sorry. I hope you can forgive me and accept me and my confession”

and you’re shook for a second because does he have a fever????

where did that serious Bambam come from whut?

But you smile and hug him and tell him you like him too

and he just fist in the air victory screech small wiggle of happiness and then he’ll get blushy like

“I’ll take you on a date tomorrow night okay?”

and you agree and he leaves

and IMMEDIATELY CALLS HIS FRIENDS

“I AM ALMOST A TAKEN MAN I CONFESSED AND DIDNT GET REJECTED”

So that date he asked you to be his and you said yes

the moment you start officially dating his shyness is gone

new Bambam who dis????

he’d come at you with the dirtiest, cheesiest, dumbest pick up lines

and he’d ask his members if they were good

but not Jinyoung a rational member

he’d ask like Mark and/or Yugyeom

and they’d hype him up so bad

so he comes at you like

“Hey, hey Y/N, what do a candle and I have in common?”

“Tell me”

“You should blow us ;)))”

and you roll your eyes and he’d pout and get defensive like

“BUT MARK SAID THAT WAS A GOOD ONE”

“BUT YOU SHOULDN’T DO THINGS IF MARK TUAN SAYS THEY ARE GOOD DON’T YOU LEARN BOY?”

So idk if you knew but Bambam’s second same is skinship

Kunpimook Skinship Bhuwakul

at least in a relatinship

he would be your damn shadow

no even closer

loves showing you off

doesn’t even care if his member will tease him

they probably did at first but then gave up bc

“Uhh Y/N and Bambam kissing, did I see right????”

“Yeah”

he would also like leaving small trails of kisses everywhere

and laying on your chest, butt, tummy

everywhere that’s not normal body consistency but softer

he would seek closeness and comfortability in a relationship

physical and emotional

like if he slept over and you’d be ready for bed cuddling and he felt you were still wearing a bra he’d frown and be like

“Free the nipple don’t be scared. Let your friends out”

and totally would burp and fart in front of you no shame

one time you two went out for a massive meal

afterwards he had an intense case of the shits

and you sat next to him holding his hand and petroleum jelly

and febreze

that’s how close you two are

so you know how when you are pregnant you need to ‘eat for two’

yeah when youu are dating Bambam you need to think for two

bc homeboy surely doesn’t sometimes

one time he asked you if you think it’d really hurts that bad if one applied  Sriracha on their anus

“Kunpimook Bhuwakul do not!”

he called you later that day

“Hey, funny story I just came back from a small trip to the hospital. Yeah I have like a minor burn on my asshole, could you by any chance get some of the prescribed cremes for me?”

when you think of Bambam what comes to your mind?

what is one thing he does??

he dabs

when you two meet

he dabs

when you get him a present

he das

when you take a picture

he dabs

once he dabbed after an intimate moment and you just stared into the void thinking about wether his life is really worth keeping

He would tell you about how he wants to take you to Thailand some day

and as that’s not possible from one day to the other

he would want to teach you a little Thai

you’d ask him to tell you what “Hello my name is Y/N” means

but instead he would teach you “I like the smell of ass, Y/N”

and then five minutes before you met his family for the first time he turns to you and is like

“Please don’t say a single one of the words I thaught you”

And he would show you Thai dishes and if it had let’s say meat in it

it could be beef and he’d tell you it’s duck dick

and then you look it up bc aT THIS POINT TBH

and find out he lied

“Bambam if you don’t stop it’s gonna be your dick let me tell you”

but fun and jokes aside

sometimes

especially when he was homesick, schedule was tough etc

he would just want to be held and cry a little

and if you were ever going through something

he would just hug you and hold you close and listen and advice you

you would really be each others rock

and other times you two would just lay in bed at night next to each other and talk about anythings that comes up

and one of these times you two talked about the universe and all the odds

and how you two were born at the same time and came to the same place and fell in love for each other

and how if you think about that it’s a small miracle

and he turns to look at you and

“I love you”

“I love you too”

for dates he would like chill and comfortable things

and he would like them in the later hours of the day

he would regularly want to take casual but ethereal™ couple goal pictures

that would take a minimum of 58 attemps each time

Overall: A relationship with Bambam would be an expierence to say the least. It would be full of jokes and laughter and he would not mind making a fool of himself if it would cheer you up. But he would have a serious side too, requiring you to nurture him, whihc he would give back as well. He would seek proximity and would let you into his deepest thoughts.

[namaikiii]

Get To Know Me Tag - Music Edition

Rules: Using only songs from one artist, answer these ten questions and tag ten people.

tagged by @jitsuiwawatashiwa (wait which one is your main acct then?!?! I’m so confused lol)

/Note: Idk if I got to pick the songs or not so I just put their playlist on shuffle. Hopefully the answers will somewhat make sense lol)

Artist:  let’s go with......MAN WITH A MISSION (cause they’re awesome!!)

What’s your gender? From Youth to Death

Describe yourself: Chasing Sunrise

How do you feel? Dance Everybody

If you could go anywhere? Dead End in Tokyo

Favourite mode of transportation? Database

Your best friend?  Waiting for the Moment (.......whut? lol)

Favourite time of day? Dive

If your life was a TV show?  Emotions

Relationship status? The World’s On Fire

Uhh I will tag....YOU! and YOU! and YOU YOU YOU!! Not sure who already did this or not so if you have, feel free to ignore :3  @sakwma @issyapi @dokuhan @trepidationchance @microsoftgod @coverintears @thesadmilk @terassaras @dollofdeath @ahahahahaderp @kyuukancorbie OH I KNOW!!!! @ask-hatano @ask-fukumoto @asktazaki @ask-emma @ask-amari

[ask-bts-au]

92 Truths

Rules: Write 92 truths about yourself then tag 25 people 

ya tks for taggin me @mozzakarp !

LAST...

[1] drink: Strawberry sirup

[2] phone call: Dad

[3] text message: to bff :”i forgot to learn”

[4] song you listened to: Crazy by 4MINUTE

[5] time you cried: wow more than 1 month ago

HAVE YOU EVER…

[6] dated someone twice: nah

[7] been cheated on: narh

[8] kissed someone and regretted it: nAH NEVER EVER

[9] lost someone special: na

[10] been depressed: yi

[11] gotten drunk and thrown up: i donut drink

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLORS:

[12] green

[13] yellow

[14] red (idk abt the color kind)

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…

[15] made new friends: YEA SO HAPPY MA FRIENDOLINOS

[16] fallen out of love: whut

[17] laughed until you cried: just dat little tears XD

[18] found out someone was talking about you: everytime but idc

[19] met someone who changed you: YE .. EVERY OF MY FRIENDS (but i also changed them)

[20] found out who your true friends are: i always choose my friends nicely

[21] kissed someone on your facebook list: wot

[22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: almost all 

[23] do you have any pets: i ;; wished ;; (thats why i satisfy my furry needs)

[24] do you want to change your name: i dun have any idea of name

[25] what did you do for your last birthday: i didnt go to school bc i was sick so i stayed home

[26] what time did you wake up: 6am

[27] what were you doing at midnight last night: DRAWINN DAT YOONGI YAS

[28] name something you cannot wait for: stopping school

[29] when was the last time you saw your mother: 30min ago

[30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i wanna stop bein lazy and forgeting

[31] what are you listening to right now: just listenin to funny videos

[32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: my cousin

[33] something that is getting on your nerves: everyone who arent my friends

[34] most visited website: Youtube, Facebook, Tumblr and Discord

[35] elementary: YYEAAAAA

[36] high school: NOOOOOOOO

[37] college: DOUBLE NOOOOOOOOO

[38] hair color: black and some brown on my bangs sometime (i dont dye my hair)

[39] long or short hair: short on the front and long behind

[40] do you have a crush on someone: ye                                                                    [41] what do you like about yourself: my funny face

[42] piercings: ears no moar pls

[43] blood type: O ?

[44] nickname: Lizouille and lizard (and Lison lmao savage) [45] relationship status: idk man

[46] zodiac sign: Virgin xD

[47] pronouns: Both or They

[48] fav tv show: i dun watch tv

[49] tattoos: NOP I GUESS IT HURT LIKE HELL WOWIE

[50] right or left hand: right and left when eating XD

FIRST…

[51] surgery: na

[52] piercing: and last on my ear

[53] best friend:  this savage person

[54] sport: does dancin everywhere i can count?

[55] vacation: idk

[56] pair of trainers: wot

RIGHT NOW…

[57] eating: banana

[58] drinking: the same

[59] i’m about to: practice piano help [60] listening to: nothin the video stopped XD [61] waiting for: when can i sleep

[62] want: vacation home

[63] get married: not nr

[64] career: argh idk

[65] hugs or kisses: both

[66] lips or eyes: lipsu

[67] shorter or taller: taller wowie

[68] older or younger: i dun care mybe same age or older

[70] nice arms or nice stomach: nice chubby stomach i can POKE

[71] sensitive or loud: both

[72] hook up or relationship: Relationships

[73] troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER…

[74] kissed a stranger? NO lmao i cant even approach them from 5meter

[75] drank hard liquor? no

[76] lost glasses/contact lenses? more like broke glasses

[77] turned someone down: na

[78] sex on first date? guess who is a virgin haha ITS MEEEH XD (im not 18 yet u cant blame me)

[79] broken someone’s heart? Not that I know of lol

[80] had your own heart broken? idek

[81] been arrested? Naahnahna

[82] cried when someone died? Ye;

[83] fallen for a friend? hahahahha. yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…

[84] yourself? no lmao who would believe me

[85] miracles? kinda

[86] love at first sight?  i gotta kno the person first lolilol

[87] Santa Claus? no lol

[88] kiss on the first date? idek neverhad a date

[89] angels? ,?? WHY U ASK ME

OTHER…

[90] current best friend’s name: lets call her Snake

[91] eye color: Brown

[92] favorite movie: french funny stuffs

i lost 20min of my life 20 X 60 SECONDS ITS 1.200 SECONDS U KNO DAT ?

at this point i rly should make a notes where i just have to copy past all the ppl i kno so i tag @talk-senpai-to-me im sry everyone XD @kuroreden @ghouly-e @idrawbts

[nouru-vi]

rules: Answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions

tagged by @radical-rosemary and @meeralith

1. coke or pepsi: coke 2. disney or dreamworks: either 3. coffee or tea: tea 4. books or movies: both 5. windows or mac: windows 6. dc or marvel: either 7. x-box or playstation: i have ps2 I no longer use so ps I guess 8. dragon age or mass effect: believe it or fucking not I have played very little DA and no ME at all 9. night owl or early riser: night owl 10. cards or chess: chess 11. chocolate or vanilla: chocolate 12. vans or converse: neither lol 13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar: who. whut 14. fluff or angst: both are good, prefer fluff 15. beach or forest: forest 16. dogs or cats: BOTH but if i had to choose then prolly dogs 17. clear skies or rain: both have their merits 18. cooking or eating out: eating out 19. spicy food or mild food: both 20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: halloween (tho its not even celebrated here) 21. would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: too hot 22. if you could have a superpower, what would it be: the power to instill common sense and empathy into people lmao 23. animation or live action: both have their merits 24. paragon or renegade: idk what exactly this is but paragon bc thats a gw1 class 25. baths or showers: baths 26. team cap or team ironman: iron man 27. fantasy or sci-fi: fantasy 28. do you have three or four favourite quotes, if so what are they: nothing off the top of my head 29. youtube or netflix: youtube 30. harry potter or percy jackson: harry potter 31. when you feel accomplished: when I actually achieve plans/when I make people important to me happy 32. star wars or star trek: star wars 33. paperback books or hardback books: hardback, paperback is damaged too easily when carried around 34. horror or rom-com: prolly horror 35. tv shows or movies: prolly movies, im not good at progressing with shows 36. favorite animal: cant pick one 37. favorite genre of music: also cant pick one 38. least favorite book: Heart of Darkness was pretty terrible. so was Waiting for Godot 39. favourite season: summer 40. song that’s currently stuck in your head: GUNSHIP - The Mountain 41. what kind om pyjama’s do you wear: idk? regular dude pjs 42. do you enjoy drawing mandalas: never tried 43. would you rather only be able to listen to one song for the rest of your life, or only be able to listen to a song once and then never again: probably the latter, i could probably get used to not getting attached to any songs, but if I was stuck on one forever id just stop listening to music p quickly even if it was the best song ever

44. stylish or sensible clothes: stylish

tagging: any of my followers \o/ im lazy to think lmao