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writterings · 6 months ago

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the thing they don't tell you about most mlm romance books is that they fucking suck ass

#thinking about like. rw&rb. anything by that author that wrote boyfriend material. most anything on kdp. only one i fw was ari and dante but #even then the random transphobia at the end gave a real bad taste in my mouth #im just in a hater mood rn ignore this unless youre also a hater #but anyways that boyfriend material and the sequel husband material books fucking suck so bad #couldnt even finish the second one #felt like it was trying to make a comment on the queer community but in the most lame and het conformist way possible #literally having a boring lawyer character being like ' i dont feel represented by this #when hes talking about a rainbow decorated gay bar #like ok whatever man but why do we care? why is the author trying to moralize this? why does teh prose suck and why is so much casual #bigotry against welsh people in these books #like fr they call out british bigotry against the irish and then turn around #and every welsh character is bumbling idiot with no personality besides being an idiot and talking about being welsh #like. hello???#also i keep adding to these tags but anyways the author also tried to like #make the main character out to be the bad guy?? when his ex boyfriend exposed all his secrets to the press??#and the author like. portrayed the mc as the bad guy for being upset?? like that is what the second book is about???#its so stupid and victim blamely and utterly lame like these books are so uninspired and feel like the author was just. idk???#also dont get me started on how much i hated rw&rb and finished it #i think i have a post somwhere on this blog abtout it

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dazais-guardian-angel · 1 month ago

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Well, at least Fukuzawa got his wish granted, I guess.... he's finally inside Fukuchi <3

#bungou stray dogs #bsd spoilers #bsd 120.5 #please laugh i know i made myself laugh.... if only to keep from crying lol #the oocification of Fukuzawa will be studied in the history books for years to come #that's not my fukuzawa...... that's his discount twin fucksack #because his dick is so far up the ass of his dead pathetic dumbass crusty ex boyfriend it's not even funny #he is dickriding that fucker HARD #and here i thought the FANDOM woobified fukuchi out the wazoo. but oh my god no fukuzawa himself has them all beat this chapter #man is coco for cocopuffs and babying that grown-ass man like he's 5 #it's truly pathetic and depressing to see i'm just beyond words #'you deceived him by keeping quiet the issues that would plague a union of mankind' NO??? LITERALLY ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD KNOW #THAT THAT WOULD NEVER FUCKING WORK???? THAT IT'S THE STUPIDEST MOST NAIVE PLAN AND VIEW OF THE WORLD IMAGINABLE????#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS IS A TODDLER INSTEAD OF A GROWN-ASS SOLDIER WITH YEARS OF MILITARY EXPERIENCE #Fyodor feels like the only one at this point that hasn't truly lost the plot in all this...... the only one with a goddamn brain #I HATE THAT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT IT FELT SO CATHARTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!#and i hate even more that the series clearly doesn't want us to agree with him and instead believe that fukuzawa is still right #even though he was spouting the most naive braindead bullshit imaginable that early series Fukuzawa would NEVER SAY #WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN BRO??? WHY DO YOU CARE MORE ABOUT DEFENDING THE HONOR OF THAT CRUSTY MF THAN #THE SAFETY OF YOUR KIDS????#WHERE DID ALL YOUR INTELLIGENCE GO #i fucking hated the writing ever since fukuchi's plan/motives were first revealed and it was played completely straight (and gay lol)#but to hear fukuzawa actually come out and defend that ridiculous bs is just.......... again i have no words #it's insane. what happened. what happened to you fukuzawa. all i can do is laugh it's so sad it's so stupid. I WAS CRINGING SO BAD.#and was so glad when he finally died so he finally SHUT THE FUCK UP. i hate it here. i miss when BSD was good so bad man 😭😭😭#it would be one thing if it felt like he's so deep in grief that he's completely deluded himself that fukuchi was right and had pure motive #and wasn't an idiotic piece of shit himself just like fyodor #but nah again it just feels like we're supposed to side with him lmao even though fyodor was exactly right in everything he said #when your villain sounds more intelligent/correct than your hero and that's not an intentional writing choice..... that's not good bros!!!#anyway may your stupidity be purified in the soul of your dead bf fukuzawa 🙏 and we get the true you back

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mistyscenter · 6 months ago

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Let me bitch and moan before posting positivity for a sec because Derek DLC doesn't make you feel like you're cheating on Cove if you're dating him because Derek is actually yours and Cove's friend so spending time with him and crashing to his place doesn't feel weird if you do a platonic route. Which is not the same for Baxter DLC because WDYM I CRASH TO BAXTER'S PLACE AFTER INTERACTING WITH HIM FOR 3 DAYS AFTER 5 YEARS HE GHOSTED ME WHAT THE FUCK-

#misty talks our life #our life #olba #derek suarez #misty talks baxter #baxter ward #BAXTER DLC SUCKS IF YOU GO ON PLATONIC ROUTE AND YES IT'S AN ISSUE BECAUSE THE GAME ADVERTISE ITSELF TO HAVE PLATONIC ROUTES #AND THAT IS JUST...WEIRD #idk man personally i wont be crashing to my ex friend house after we didnt see each other for 5 years??#like can we all agree that baxter dlc suck if you do the platonic route #and yes i should be to do the platonic route BECAUSE IS IN THE GAME ADVERTISEMENT #edit: HOUSE HOUSE I MEANT HOUSE #someone said to read my tags and then i realized my mistake #to make it clear going into the house of someone to stya for the night after youve seen each other for3 days is still bad #especially if youre dating cove bc why the fuck arent u going to your boyfriend/husband/fiance hotel?? like i get that is last minute and #the hotel didnt count for another guest but if not im sure jude and scott wouldnt mind if you and cove shared the guest room #BUT NO LET'S GO TO BAXTER'S GUEST ROOM IG???#IM JUST #AND AGAIN #YOUVE SEEN BAXTER AFTER 5 YEARS THAT HE GHOSTED YOU AND YOUVE SEEN EACH OTHER FOR A WEEK AT BEST #IS STILL WEIRD I ACCIDENTALLY MADE IT WORSE LMAO #misty spreading misinfo on the internet #oh and mind you cove stays at the hotel while you alone go to baxters apartment #this sounds more and more like a potentional thriller i wont lie

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pedrospookie · 3 days ago

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I don’t know how and i don’t know why but I’ve had Dieter Bravo on my mind for the last 8 hours

What am i to do about it

#obvi i love dieter #he has a lil piece of my heart #bc he reminds me of my fave ex boyfriend #but he is very rarely my go-to guy!!!!!#maybe my tastes are changing??#or my palate is ~expanding~#i love a brooding dark man #but here i am #thinking about the human equivalent of a raccoon #maybe I’m just in a chaotic energy #a delirious state from my fucked jet lagged sleep #tessa's assets #do i write something????#if so #what!?#pedro pascal #dieter bravo #dieter bravo x f!reader

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boarloved-art · 14 days ago

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i legally have to draw gameshow au 3zun & the sunshot campaign band at some point like...the fact ive gone this long and havent drawn NMJ despite him being the photocard in wei wuxians phonecase is diabolical

#british mdzs #im not even kidding abt the photocard! ive decided!#not official pc obviously. its a piece of paper wei wuxian printed & cut out. but it is factually a nmj selfie.#wei wuxian on the set of the chase: *pulls out his phone* huaisang whats ur instagram #huaisang staring at the nmj photocard that has cat ears drawn on it: uhrm #wangji staring at the hearts around it: ah he has a boyfriend. unfortunate. i shall be normal about this.#until wangji realises that “wait a minute thats my brothers ex boyfriend. what the fuck.” and now he feels like hes in a soap opera #on an unrelated tangeant i just KNOW that madame yu fucking loves soaps #emmerdale corrie and eastenders SAVE HER #anyway #wangji trying to map out this relationship chart in his head #ok so i like wei ying but hes dating nmj who used to date xichen whos now engaged to guangyao who used to date-#meanwhile wei ying is the worlds most single man and u can tell bc hes got a photocard of a drummer from rock band in his phone case.

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c-o-z-m-o · 9 months ago

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Google.com how do I beat the absolute living shit out of my friend's fuckass dad

#HE FUCKING SUCKS. NOT JUST IN MY OPINIPN BUT LIKE MY FRIEND AGREES TOO #hes been kicked out of bars + is bankrupt + has a history of verbally abusing his ex wife + ex girlfriends #AND HE WAS MY MOMS BOYFRIEND FROM 2020-2022 JESUS CHRIST DUDE....#sorry for the rant we hate this man #we hate him so much jesus christ #original posts #ask to tag #and also sorry if this is sharing too much /gen WE JUST HATE HIM. RIGHT WHEN WE THINK HE CANT GET ANY WORSE HE DOES

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classics-cocks-and-concoctions · 4 months ago

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As a reader I find captain ahab wholly more relatable than Ishmael

Yeah yeah suicidal tendencies and info dumping, all that

but I used to play with my toys by naming the mother ones after my own mom and then subsequently killing them off in a brutal and drawn out manner

#fandom posting #moby dick #captain ahab #if you told me there was a whale that I could project my ex on to I would also fucking world my entire life trying to kill that thing #ahab isn’t crazy he’s just dedicated #one man’s healing journey is another’s complete insanity #captain ahab has a sperm wall stuffy he just stabs with a knife when he gets mad #girl I’m also crazy and don’t forgive anyone 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶#Ishmael and ahab are on the opposite sides of the autism spectrum #twink vrs leather gay fr #‘I love my boyfriend and we live on a ship together :3’ vrs ‘I’m going to murder and mame the representative of my homosexuality’#ahab is real and reletable and idc what anyone says #love you broski you sea captain

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envolvenuances · 2 months ago

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nobody will ever understand the horrors of being 15 admitting you have a girlfriend to your parents because of a public scandal and getting textbook homophobia from your father "you are mistaking friendship for love and attraction we've all had a very intense same sex relationship as teenagers but you'll grow out of it" being like "we had sex yesterday we have sex regularly" and getting"yeah so did I but then I moved and married your mom" EXCUSE ME???

#he acts like we never had my conversation #but worse for me was cornering my mom like 'oh yeah the peruvian dude your father fucked for three years' EXCUSE ME???#great points for bisexuality being genetic why does it have to happen to me #where's that post about the men claiming the pressure difference made him gay 😭#my dad calls it 'being friends with a gay guy' sir that was your boyfriend respect him...#asked my ex if he thought my father was bisexual once and he was like 'no that's a straight men I have to call him straight because I have #triggers from sleeping with men like that' uh do you not hear- what a terrible work everyone #somewhere in the Andes a gay man hates bisexuals with fair reasons I guess #also technically my parents AREN'T married #because my mom is cool and normal #unlike this delusional loser

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mrsillie · 7 months ago

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Returning to say that we broke up like four months ago and I was embarrassingly hung up over him until literally yesterday when I matched with his other ex on hinge. An hour of chatting and I have been given the ick for this man!! I AM FREE FROM MY PRISON OF PINING !!!’

We are literally meeting for coffee tomorrow lmao (me n the ex)

It was officially done for when I learned that he said the same thing to that ex that he said to meee AND THEY DATED TWOOO YEARS AGO

he won’t see this but. If you do just know that literally everyone thinks you and your best friends codependent borderline dating behavior is WEIRD AND CRINGE !! Also why are you constantly thirsting over fictional characters when you are dating someone??? UR WEIRD AND CRINGE!!!

#mlm #gay #mlm thoughts #mlm yearning #my boy #NO MORE #PINING #FUCK THIS MAN #ITS OVER #NELU IF YOU ARE OUT THERE JUST KNOW YOU ARE A BIG FAT LOOSER AND YEAH MAYBE YOU ARE HOT AND COOL AND NICE BUT NOO!!! NO MORE PINING OVER YOU #fuck that MAN #ex #ex boyfriend #Ur weird #relationship

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deadandphilgames · 8 months ago

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oversharing in the tags time :)

#i think it’s time i go back to therapy #i keep having recurring nightmares about my ex best friend #or dreams where she reaches out to me. and explains why she cut me out #backstory. in high school had a lesbian toxic situationship with my #bestie. THEN i had another one. which kinda overlapped? the first one was open but also just messy #anyways. jade and i were like together for a year. then she got a boyfriend one day and i had a breakdown #it happened just after high school and i was sooooo … unwell. wasn’t out to my family felt like i was gonna die etc etc #(this is all pre dnp btw) anyways next year i found dnp. a couple months later she broke up with her bf #and we sorted dated for a while (this whole time we’d been just friends and i was still not really over it but hiding it)#and then she dated ANOTHER guy. they broke up and she had a breakdown and moved 9 hours away. i went #to visit her for a month. we like kinda dated again then and i thought we could make it work. then 2020. no travel #so she started dating a guy. didn’t tell me. even though we spoke every day. she moved in with him #then she breaks up with him mid 2021. i started dating my gf. but Jade was clingy and it was awkward #she started dating a sketchy guy who was homophobic. i went and visited her a few times #start of 2023 she tells me she wants to make more of an effort cause he didn’t like her friends so she cut everyone out. then she ghosted #in feb 2023. we had tickets for #mcr in march. i had to text her cause she’d blocked me on messenger and said im going to the concert whether she’s there or not #she said ‘yeah no worries! you can take someone else in my place too 😎’ she used that fucking emoji #and I haven’t spoken to her since. I think she quit her job . and that guy was not a nice man #so I still worry about her #writing this all down makes me realise she was a bitch and I deserve better #but I just want closure. it isn’t fair she replied so casually to my text when I said ‘you’ve blocked me’#it isn’t fair she HAS MY SIGNED COPY OF DANS BOOK #anyways. I need therapy to get over this #and I haven’t even written about my family issues (im #out and they’re supportive but my god they fucked me #up as a kid)#if you read this hi 👋 hope you are having a lovely day #don’t get in lesbian situationships!!!

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drawnecromancy · 9 months ago

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Sometimes a silly bird disguised as a human sits on a dragon's hoard of gold and tries to seduce him.

Community label for it being vaguely suggestive I guess.

Art taglist : @jezifster @isabellebissonrouthier (feel free to ask to be added to the list!)

#art #my art #sketches #the fall of neseah #mecarevainen #look. he has a dragon boyfriend. he will sit seductively on said dragon boyfriend's hoard #i think it is very funny that this guy is just collecting loved ones. he has a wife. a dragon boyfriend/mate. a fae boyfriend.#he's highly unusual for his species not because he has a bunch of partners but because none of them are phoenixes #like they're not supposed to be able to shapeshift he's just a very good mage and kind of insane #(runs in the family. look at Maran.)#which means that he gets to do that #and literally every other phoenix ever is like 'yeah this is Mecarevainen he's fucking weird but he's pretty cool we like him'#'did you hear he turned himself into a human man last week ?'#'oh yeah he got human married to a human lady. wild'#his exes either find it very funny or very annoying #his kids (HE HAS PHOENIX CHILDREN. THIS IS A FATHER OF MANY KIDS and not a deadbeat the birds r just all adults)#probably are aware of his shenanigans #and once he has kids with Ulevan (the human queen) they probably visit like hello siblings! !!!#making neseah an interesting place for a while. there's just a fuckton of birds that speak directly in your brain #because their half siblings just happen to be the princes and princesses of the country #and nowadays most of this is considered legends that probably hold a part of reality (the very skilled mages n the queen having an affinity #-for the birds) but no one actually thinks Ulevan had children with a legit fucking phoenix and her kids were half birds.#Mecarevainen is the funniest motherfucker I've written lately

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catboygirling · 12 days ago

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why are people reblogging my old solomeon art. I've grown and fundamentally changed as a person since drawing that

#kitty.txt #media ex boyfriend #i know its rarepair stuff so i respect the hustlye #man i fucked that one #anyway i dont like deleting my old art but why NOW?#i swear its been getting notes the last few days after not getting any for like. a year.

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super-done-dead · 3 months ago

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days...

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shsl-analyzer-guy · 5 months ago

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so my sister is getting me to watch Cobra Kai while I'm visiting home, right

and look. She warned me about the love square. The old man rivalry. All that good stuff. What she did not warn me of, or rather, was not equipped to warn me of(she's never played DR), was the fact that Mondo Owada is a main fucking character

#desperately hoping Hawk does not go the Mondo way and like. die or something #I'm mid-season 3 btw so no spoilers plz :)#but anyway yeah! I'm liking it so far #I think Johnny is my fav rn. Johnny is developing so well he's such a broken man of a protag it's delightful #I can see this 'toxic masculinity to fill the insecurities' thing they've got going with Hawk and. *chef's kiss*#crane-talk #also um. Hawk and Demetri are ex-boyfriend coded #“you're actually gonna hurt me?” “Eli stop it's me!" stop fucking stop it #they were each other's first kiss at one of their sleepovers #ALSO HI WHERE TF DID AISHA GO #she was one of my favs and she just fucking dissipated #yes ik 'she moved away' shut up and let your only black woman be a main character do not get lazy and toss her out when you can't think of #anything for her to do. She has been here since day 1 you're seriously gonna tell me they couldn't keep her in at all? Bullshit #surely they could've had her take a central stance between the increasing aggression of Cobra Kai and Miyagi Do's attempts to stand up for #themselves. And used that to demonstrate that the people within Cobra Kai aren't just doomed to become monsters #like Sam (and Hawk) seem to believe right now #really hoping she's coming back later and that this is being done with a purpose

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transsexual-divinity · 4 months ago

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My bff just got engaged…

#baby darling dude bro man um. you’re only 21 #don’t. don’t fucking do it bro. like don’t do it #the fiancée is chill or whatever but he’s literally bffs second serious boyfriend ever #I knew it was coming because it’s their one year anniversary today #but like. not to be a dick but bff has high key just ditched me for the guy #which is like whatever but it’s kind of like ok so you move to another state and get married and barely talk to anyone else except fiancé #what are you like a Christian??? and what it’s not like I can be unsupportive #it’s just like damn….#and then. well. you add in the fact that I have never even been on a date with anyone ever in my life like ever #and now all of my friends have gotten/are getting married #like literally all of them. the ex-friends who were homophobic church folks just got married like last month then two of my old hs friends #are married; one of em has two kids #I just like shittttt dog like bruh come on #also the fact that we used to say people that get married at 20 are idiots haha like that’s him now #anyways #it’s fine just like damn where’s my boyfriend #m talks

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tarpitbell · 6 months ago

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10:40

You did not have to come for my throat yo

(story on AO3, called Marks of Transience, by notsevensamu)

#audrey/kellie's rambles #ao3 #Marks of Transience #ex lover #romantic relationships #this. really hit me. like #fuck man. okay. explain my whole love life-#yeah. its fucking scary. because he knows that I'm probably an age-regressor. hes helped me. and its. scary?#i dont know. he changed me. thats all. and-#ex boyfriend #ex bf #and its. kensjhdjwbdjejje #ritshou yuri too.... its ritshou yuri. and shou (as a girl) is just me frfr (in the context of this fanfic that is)#“if they wanna leave i gotta let them”. fuck you shou. you are just me frfr

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