#man I love dilfs

[porkcutletbowl44]

Damn…..

I don’t know whether to point and laugh at Simon or feel bad….nvm IF IT ISNT THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS SIMON🤣🫵

Also, you went from edging us with Keegan confessing to mama to edging us with Simon telling the truth to mama 😭

I can't help it I'm a sucker for sad pathetic whiny men :(

Especially the big beef cake ones.

I also have a thing for edging. Now it's just double with the confession and the truth 😈

[cass-foxx]

You are allowed to call me shallow

Also don't test me, if they're an old men from pokemon with thick eyebrows, I am in love with them. This rule knows no exception.

[kookiekult]

There are 3 stages to becoming a dilf.

Twink

Late 20's/Early 30's awkward ugly phase

Dilfism

[3verest]

[iclarye]

just spend my entire afternoon reading fanfics about tywin lannister HOW I LOVE DILFS

[loveloverilovelove]

anyways falling into the pedro pascal vortex does anyone want anything?

[running-with-kn1ves]

Belsire is a dilf pass it on

You said what we were all thinking;; 👁👁 legit the beldam is like... 150 years old?? If that's not a dilf then I dont know what is. Has a parent/superiority complex, sees prey as childlike, and is deep into punishments. Sounds pretty attractive 2 me

dilf spider creatures are my kink

[goldenispunk]

You could hear the sound of my knees hitting the ground from miles away

[goldenispunk]

When the celeb crush gets so bad I start getting breathless when I see edits of them😔

[goldenispunk]

we do not talk about him enough

[goldenispunk]

GIVE HIM TO ME PLEASEEE😫😫😫

[goldenispunk]

[goldenispunk]

his puppy eyes were extra devastating in this movie

[goldenispunk]

“This is like my dream”

I’M ON THE FLOOR

[goldenispunk]

It is fucking tragic that instead of jumping on this mans dick I was in primary school doing colouring sheets 😔

[goldenispunk]

Oh my god.

There’s this Older Man™ standing in front of me on the train right now, and he is BEYOND fine. I’m foaming at the mouth someone restrain me.