#mama we just want to say…

[mammomlette]

Pretty sure this is confirmed to not be canon (though that could just be my brain playing tricks on me and making me think I heard it) but I like to imagine that there isn’t a happy birthday song in the devildom, so when MCs birthday roles around and they had heard briefly that they sing happy birthday in the human world, nobody knows what to sing.

The angels are trying to harmonise on something which Asmo ends up trying to join in with, lucifer is either just speaking or showing off, diavolo and mammon are just yelling in random tunes “HAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY”, Levi is singing something from one of his shows…

Until they settle on something simple. Something very demure:

“MC we loooovee you.”

“..?”

“MC we loooooove you.”

“…”

“MC we looooove you”

“..!”

“Mc we loooooooove y-“

LIKE YKNOW “MAMA WE LOOOOVE YOU?” JUST IMAGINE LIKE, 11-14 GROWN AS MEN(or woman, thirteen) AND A LITTLE KID CIRCLING YOU AND SINGING THAT. COMPLETELY MONOTONOUS, SOME STRAIGHT FACES AND SOME WAYYYY TO BRIGHT SMILES FOR THE LACK OF CHEER IN THE SONG. BEING TANTED BY THE CAKE BEING HELD BY THE DIY CHOIR IN FRONT OF YOU. Nightmare fuel.

[qoldenskies]

what's your separated au about? :0

WHERE WE WENT WRONG ASK SPOTTED [LOCKS IN]

okay essentially without going into spoiler territory (it all seems kind of typical but there's a lot of twists and turns i have planned!!! trust me)

VERY basic premise, with leo/donnie with draxum and raph/mikey with splinter. i'm going to keep leo and donnie's names as they are for simplicity's sake and say that at one point they just decided to use the names their bio father gave them when they asked draxum for like... Actual names, they were probably just numbered before. they both have kind of messy complicated relationships with him

^^^ draxum is a pretty shit parent but im not going to make him super abusive (its fine when people do, im just going for the more nuanced approach!!). he's very goal-oriented and for a long time he's struggled to see the weapons he created as people, although he never outright Abused them. he was pretty emotionally neglectful and hard on them when it came to training/pushing them into their roles, and over the course of the story he's going to grapple both with humanizing them and also descending into a spiral of paranoia as things go on (all im gonna say about what's going on with him right now)

personality alterations are more subtle in some places and more obvious in others. raph is a lot more serious and overprotective, mikey's very similar to his canon characterization but he's a lot more rebellious and determined to prove his own independence, and donnie's actually very blunt and deadpan to counteract leo being UHHHHHHHHHH. hmmmmm. an insane person!! (lmao raph/mikey are dog-coded in the way that mikey is an excitable puppy and raph is an old sad sheepdog, and leo/donnie are cat-coded in the way that donnie is a cat that stays in high up places and glares at you, and leo is the type of cat that rolls on its back and looks cute and then ATTACKS when you try to pet it. thats the best way i can summarize them)

donnie was very much the family stickler on his side of the equation and leo was unruly and untameable, but that kind of... switches after some things happen. leo becomes complacent out of fear (he is so complicated and fucked up god bless) and donnie changes his priorities after he meets mikey.

because essentially the core of the story is that donnie and mikey being the youngest of their families, with overprotective older brothers who are actually kind of more reliant on them than the other way around, want to connect and actually be a family (as well as stop the conflict going on) but raph and leo REALLY DO NOT WANT THEM TO.

and i mean REALLY. really really. raph distrusts donnie and hates leo and leo DESPISES both raph and mikey (disaster twins are really codependent and its gonna shine through), so there's really just opposition on every side of the equation. things turn out alright in the end, but it's.... a long, long process. there's a point in the story where they have to do the unlocking ninpo thing and it takes so much longer and it is so much worse and its such a fucking mess LMAO

wow i love my sep au (one man's junk but with more crying and blood in it)

if things go according to plan it'll start after i finish canary continuity, i already have it all outlined. its just beginning stories that is kind of a struggle for me so the first few chapters are gonna be hard. even though i KNOW what im doing bleckgh.

[airjemsfandump]

Me playing as Elizabeth Colvin:

[rainingincale]

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[nguyenfinity]

Every time I draw Mamagi it does AoE damage (I am also in the area of effect)

Lighthearted bonus:

[florbelles]

finished hera & started lady macbeth and we have got to start blaming women for shit again for real

[ballgagboy]

wilson......?

anyway can rob stop changing his character's backstories for two seconds because if foxy was otis's brother it would throw off the entirety of his established lore in rejects.

(this is on rob's official site btw 😑)

[lil-prince-who-did]

uhm long vent n tags

[thatfaerieprincess]

So I finally got around to watching Leverage.... And I knew I was going to love them and here I am,,,, oh no I love them..... I already loved Elliot and I hadn't even WATCHED the show and now I am going to be sooo normal

[ace-with--a-mace]

i have been watching american housewife

[bluebellhairpin]

Both our kids first words were 'Mama', and Erwin gets jealous about it even though it was mostly his fault.

[1eos]

You should have seen how this one non black person was acting like a clown about aave the other day, those people were beefing for another "white cracker racist nonsense" but whatever but this person legit say " being down bad means you are obsessed with a person, it's a very common internet joke" after a black person told them that them saying that made no sense and what it really means oh and also the same person called the black person out for using "mama" to refer to someone because apparently mama is only Latino Hispanic slang and is not the universal word for mom so if you ever hear a child say mama and they are not Latino you need to call them a racist 🥺

so someones baby is racist for not having the ability to pronounce the hard r at the end of mother okay.................

[notmanagingmymischief]

methinks Papa V should be a woman ☝🏻🙏🏻

[charlieism]

moving into a flat as a person whose grown up poor with a flatmate whose grown up rich... girl what the fuck is going on

[4giorno]

underappreciated thing from the stuffpack reveal: they only said they were incorporating "nordic" design. they didnt say scandinavian 💖

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]