#mama parker

[witch-of-fanart]

MERRY CHRIS- *sees calendar (1/6/25)* Merry LATE Christmas to all and a Happy New Year!

During my Christmas break I doodled the Cards of Chaos with their mom setting up their tree, and I did not get a chance to finish it until today so yay!

[sukisprettyface]

should i make incorrect quotes for atsv

[hooned]

boss baby 💙

[natasharswifey]

This is so them

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: Ms. Romanoff what are you doing? Natasha: Wrapping Barton’s desk in Saran Wrap. Peter: Uh why? Natasha: He stole my one of my knives. Peter: Couldn’t you have just taken it back? Natasha: I couldn’t find it so I removed all sharp objects from the office so he has to either unwrap it by hand or use my knife. He’s a dumbass so he’ll use my knife which is when I will steal it back and he is left to unwrap it by hand as punishment for stealing my knife in the first place. Peter: That is actually genius. Natasha: Yes. It is.

[coffeeandjuice]

An average text conversation between Natasha and Peter:

Peter: my new shampoo smells like you

Natasha: What do I even smell like????

Peter: My shampoo

Natasha: what’s in the shampoo?

Peter: …your scent

Natasha: What’s my average scent???

Peter: my shampoo

Natasha: I love how we’re talking in circles

[songvarchive]

women of cyberpunk 2077

[randomstuffjustrandom]

Kids and Padawans

Some Avengers training together

Tony, bursting in: Peter! You were supposed to be in the lab with me 10 minutes ago.

Peter: Uh… sorry Mr Stark… I must’ve lost track of time while training with Ms Nat and Mr Bucky.

Tony, exasperated: Seriously Red, Buckaroo. Stop stealing my kids. At least I still have the Maximoff twins. Right, Wanda? Pietro?

Wanda: Sorry, Tony.

Pietro: They remind us of our parents.

Tony, to smiling Nat and Bucky: Damn it! You two are stealing my padawans.

Bonus:

All the other Avengers are smiling at the reference

Steve, confused: What’s a padawan?

Avengers all face palms and Peter is in shooketh

Narrator: …And that kids, is why the avengers spent a whole day watching all Star Wars movies. Even the bad ones.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Carol: What's Peter to you?

Natasha and Y/N: The reason we wake up every morning.

Wanda: That's adorable!

Peter, their son, earlier that morning, banging pots together: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

(Bonus)

Peter, still banging pots together: I DEMAND ATTENTION!

Y/N: THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING ELSE, RIGHT NOW!

[belleishavingamentalbreakdown]

LIVE LAUGH LOVE MAYDAY PARKER

OH MY DAYS BABY MAYDAY IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING ON THE PLANETTTT I WANNA SQUISH HER LITTLE CHEEKS OH SHES SO PRECIOUS

PROTECT THIS CHILD AT ALL COSTS I BEG YOU

IDGAF WHATS UR EXCUSE AS LONG AS I LIVE NO HARM SHALL COME TO THIS CHILD I HAVE OFFICIALLY ADOPTED HER.

SHE SLAYS AND IS ADORABLE - YAL CANT TELL ME SHE ISNT THE BEST CHARACTER IN ALL ATSV ALR?!

[esmerxyaugusta]

peter: HELP ME, I HAVE A PROBLEM!!

nat: i need to hide a body problem? or i like someone problem?

peter: no.... maths problem

nat: oh, nevermind then.....

[punkeropercyjackson]

Might as well.Please reblog even if you don't vote /nf

[incorrect-wandanat]

Peter: I dunno why—I dunno—Everybody don’t— Everybody’s always saying something about caffeine. I don’t get it.

Nat:

Peter: I don’t know what you’re talking a-

Nat: I’m over here.

Peter: *turns* I don’t know what you’re talking about. I feel great.

Nat:

Peter: WOOO!

[natasharswifey]

:3

[mamaspidershit]

Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests? Peter: Death penalty. Natasha, from the gallery: Peter, it’s just a parking ticket. Peter, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.

[coffeeandjuice]

“Did you ever wish for kids?”

A little doodle I did of Natasha and Baby Peter cause I think they’re cute :)