#I still dont know what I smell like
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An average text conversation between Natasha and Peter:
Peter: my new shampoo smells like you
Natasha: What do I even smell like????
Peter: My shampoo
Natasha: what’s in the shampoo?
Peter: …your scent
Natasha: What’s my average scent???
Peter: my shampoo
Natasha: I love how we’re talking in circles
#source: an actual text conversation I had with one of my friends#I still dont know what I smell like#mama spider#spider son#peter parker#spiderman#black widow#natasha romanov#natasha romanoff#marvel#mcu#fandom#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes
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wanted to draw playtime! Catnap being creepi. he was still techinically made with the purpose of drugging children...
plus some doodles of CatNap and Huggy with their usual shinanigans
#digital art#my art#poppy playtime#poppy playtime catnap#poppy playtime fanart#poppy playtime fandom#poppy playtime smiling critters#poppy playtime huggy#poppy playtime au#poppy playtime caretaker! au#i need to draw them more.#or more so#i need to draw art of them i can actually post#kek#i will not eloborate.#god something smells nasty#i love thm#Catnap x huggy?#but like#hateship?#they want to kill eachother#i srsly still dont know what to call it#murderous rivalry#huggy and catnap murderous rivalry#KAKEKAKE#i need to find a shortened vr#somethin easy that rolls of the tongue... y'know?
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mr. normal over here
#idk its just so funny to me that kuwabara is the most normal out of everyone#like look at average guy over here ohhh go guy average it up!!#kurama tries to normal be but he’s just a strange guy#i dont know how to describe him#‘i smell a little LYING suspicious guy yusuke be careful’#yusuke just a freak i don’t know what else to say#the makai tournament is funnier to me because kuwabara was probably wondering…oh…what are my friends doing…sigh…#and then its fighting and bloodshed and violence for them#i know kuwabara would be doing stupid dumb stuff like the stupid dumb guy he is but this is season 4#where hes getting his smart up!!!!#hes still a silly guy#yu yu hakusho#yyh fanart#yyh#yyh kuwabara#kazuma kuwabara#seal art
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anyone else had insane pain in the legs bc of, one assumes, growth spurts as a child?
#that shit was crazy..... i didnt even grow that much#my mom didnt give me any painkillers and instead rubbed my legs with#like. chestnut liquor#chestnut schnapps#expired no less#i dont rmr if the placebo helped#or if i absorbed the alcohol thru my skin#but that schnapps absolutely was the smell of my childhood. ngl i kinda miss it rn#it had a very specific smell#i had leg/growth pain so often as a child rip#sometimes i still get similar pain#like rn#and i think im done growing tbh i didnt grow past 8th grade#you know how some girls got insanely tall in early puberty before everyone else#i never had that#i grew. a below regular... length. at a very slow. pace#and then it stopped#the pain didnt though#i still get like. phantom pain#i think its real pain but bc its the same pain like in my youth... idk#i text my mom every time i get it#and every time she replies with#maybe you're growing :)#cant say. can't say thats whats happening#pers
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for months i genuinely wholeheartedly could not tell the 911 guys apart and this is so important for me to stress bc throughout my life i have prided myself on being able to tell twins apart really easily and liking being that person to connect faces to other things ive watched or honestly just seen in passing like i could track down a random commercial actress and shit and i mean i suppose part of that is not knowing their characters and they just twin all the time but i apologize still im aware that mans last name is diaz and now i feel like im sitting here laid up @ all the tumblr lesbians like haha damn so thats buck x eddie? that said idk if im like happy i know any of this.
#but it’s chill it feels like a good part of the tumblr ecosystem most of the time i’m like just there enough to be like yuppp i know that#guy. sometimes u talk abt them and im like i just don’t know if its that crazy. then u say some other stuff and i’m like ok that is lowkey#crazy but still i think even if i ever watched it. which i dont rlly plan on. but if it happened i think id have to move in silence#oh god a skunk went off right outside my window man 🙄😒😒😒😒😒😔 anywayzuh i don’t think i need to contribute to any of these conversations but#god knows i love to jump on anything to give my thoughts. so. we shallnt#abby talks#and well u know i’m sorry i think u have to know i’m on a fragile branch (my way of saying thin ice obnoxiously)#when it comes to any of these shows. let alone these circumstances. like u have to know i’m looking any going hmm… is this really just some#guy tho. bc like many such cases. it feels good to know it’s a lot of dykes but like when is the last time everyone flocked to a character#as such. i’m blanking. it certainly can’t be unprecendented.#what are u SAYING bro 🤣😎‼️😭#ok woah this is so terrible im hungry i dont want to go downstairs and make food come back up and have to go down and brush my teeth again#but i don’t think i have anything up hereeee… and either way it smells of a skunk fucking everywhereeee. i say from the place ive been#sitting the past 15 minutes. in my bed <3#i feel like i’m confessing my sins#but what i was getting at is there’s certainly something there. compels me#who said that president snow or smth
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love whenever anybody on true blood has like. a blood-induced sex dream about another character bc you get to see the imaginary version of that character that lives in their head. imaginary bill that lives in sam's head is like. a porn man. imaginary eric that lives in sookie's head is the softest nakedest guy imaginable with zero sharp edges. imaginary sookie that lives in eric's head - this one's not even blood-induced, just horny - is a cute little headband-wearer who says stuff like "oh, cheese and rice!" and shares sweet nothings about stuff she's never seen, like the wintertime
#he has a very weird idea of how telepathy works . uhuh 'don't use words i dont understand love is a foreign concept to me' shut up#that actually makes me really verklempt. very maudlin . she doesnt know WHAT winter smells like . the only ocean she knows is the gulf#but there's nobody around who does know! not from then! not one hundred percent not exactly!#you could find some five year old kid at the north sea in 2010 and he would not get it either. not the same sea not the same kid#oh . i love immortality stories they make me so terribly sad#i always wind up on the side of the immortality but still#true blood
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one of the kids at work never listens or does what he's told and we have like the same problems with him every day so the other staff all kind of hate him at this point so they'll yell at him for doing extremely minor shit and today he said "how come you're the only staff member who cares about me" and it made me really fucking sad but it's not like I can tell the grown adults I work with what to do so I just have no idea how to help the situation
#when i try to talk about it to other staff they dont care bc he pisses them off so theyre not willing to give him the benefit of the doubt#so hell just be joking around or minding his own business playing with something and theyll like scream at him#in a way that they dont do with the other kids. its noticeable and it bothers me because obviously he acts out when that happens#so it begins a horrible cycle and now im basically the only one he'll talk to and i feel like im always trying to defend him to staff#and i just dont know what to do because literally any time im not right there to intervene this happens#and i understand why he gets angry and defensive when they yell at him for doing normal ass shit#and then like today one of the kids was making fun of him for being poor and smelling like cigarettes#and he told me his moms an alcoholic and that none of the other staff even talked to the kid about it so i gave him (the bully) a write up#i just really really feel for him because i can tell he wants to do good. i often end up letting him hang out with me all day#but today one of the other staff yelled at him for it and i had to be like i literally told him he could stay with me bc of this#im still can't usually get him to do what he needs to do but im the only one who will explain to him why we ask him to do stuff#i know a lot of its like body autonomy so i try to give him as much as i can but sometimes its impossible when we have 40 kids#ugh#today was bad
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i just realised. now that wearing a mask wherever i go is just a part of my life. i dont know what anyone smells like anymore. TRULY HEARTBREAKING for me and im serious about that
#leologisms#a while ago i met up w someone again after a long time and i was relieved to find out that they still smelled the same#um. relieved enough that i told them (weird thing to say to a person) but whatever#i dont get to know what people smell like anymore.............. not that ive met anyone worth remembering lately. but still.
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they can't make a persona 4 remake because i know for a fact that they're going to make yasogami high look way too clean
#mayor talk#like i would LOOOVE to see the characters in crispy hd and slick new pause menus as much as the next guy#but i just know theyre going to fumble the environments soo hard lmao#i dont know a whole lot about the og p3's environments but from what little i saw... reload missed BIG TIME w the dorm#just turned on all the lights no mood whatsoever. and i know theyre gonna do the same w the school and dojima's house#maybe it was the graphic limits of the time or the shitty laptop i played it on but the crusty textures did SOOO much for the vibes of p4#like ive never seen environments that i feel like i could smell [in a really good cozy way] in a game like in p4g#and i think if the graphics were to be upgraded they would polish out all the fun cracks#i think this was why i was initially put off from the p4 anime [INITIALLY. i still like it]#they used like stock backgrounds for the school i think and ofc they were all clean and it felt so weird lmao
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Y'know it was REALLY goddamn evil and nefarious that the oil fields gave my mom (a single mom working 3 jobs to raise 2 kids) a single $5,000 check in exchange for her signing a nondisclosure to never complain about them.
Of course we fucking took the money. Even with her working 1 full-time job and 2 part-time jobs, she barely made over $1,000 a month. Of course she took the money. We though about moving but we still couldn't afford it. She was so frugal with it, though. It did give us a sliver of financial security for years.
But goddamn. $5,000 is table scraps to them, and they bought her silence with it because she couldn't refuse the chance to slightly lessen the weight of poverty on her family.
#sorenhoots#i remember i was like 11 or something. she didnt know if she should sign it. and its not like we had or knew any lawyers. she had ME read it#over and even i was like “this is a nondisclosure and it means you cant ever talk about anything they do even if they do something terrible”#i recall being very proud of myself for knowing what a NDA was. lord knows where my middle-school self learned that from. she did eventually#have a lawyer of some sort look over it and they said the same thing but.... $5000#it wasnt an option for her. that was more money than wed ever had or saved. she had two kids who would need cars bc we lived so far in the#country. she knew i wanted to go to college. i dont think i ever saw her buy herself clothes before then either. it was money for emergencys#and necessities and birthday presents and road trips and... i often wondered about the person who offered us that. i wondered where they#lived and wondered how much their clothes costed and wondered if their kids got to have art or piano lessons. i wondered if their home was#over 80 degrees in the summer and under 60 in the winter and if they lived in a house that wasnt filled with dangerous spiders (we had nice#spiders too but we did also have Very Dangerous Spiders) and id picture him in his office in a button up and slacks and it would break my#heart that my mom couldnt have all of that. we just had a $5000 check and a vow to not complain.#she still feels earthquakes from it. less nowdays but still. and sometimee it still smells like a jar of hot petroleum jelly. and the attic#smell is worse than ever and the tap water smells like sulfur and wet mold#goddamn what the fuck? jesus christ. she should move.
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rgg really such an unfortunate series for masato to spawn in cause everyone and their mother smokes. even his dads smoke. the fact his condition didnt get worse and he REALLY didnt *die is a miracle
*from his condition not by the most Motherfucker ending imaginable
#snap chats#it automatically cancels out on account of the fact they throw their cig away two seconds later#unless youre arakawa. then you just let it hang in your mouth but besides the point#honestly youd think they wouldnt but that nicotine's kicking their ass#at the very least they dont smoke around him. i would hope.#arakawa funny as hell for pulling a cig out the second masato was off screen LIKE GIRL YOURE??? FOLLOWING HIM INTO THE BUILDING#arakawa ily but tf you gonna do then. are you gonna bin it as soon as you get in the hall#thinking of masato having to get up them lil stairs is killing me tho is he gonna pokemon mach bike this shit and hop up#god. no wonder masato was mad as hell it gotta be a NIGHTMARE#i was lying like a dog in that What The Arakawa Fam Smells Like post i just know masato still smells a bit like smoke#he should smell like mint. idk why i think he should but he should smell like mint a lil bit
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I wanna go out and see if the cucumber plants got toppled in the wind but I don't wanna be outside rn 😩
I'll pay one of yous in cucumbers if you do it for me 🥺
#marquilla#im finally gardening successfully enough to be able to share freely with my produce (well the cucumbers at least ... maybe zucchini)#like before every piece was a blessing so id have my horde but now im like oh god what am i gonna do theres more every day 😰#mom keeps calling me curious george bc there was an episode where he grew ONLY cucumbers and had like a million of em and he had to learn to#make pickles bc he still had a lot after giving them away 😭 thats me but i cannot stand pickles or vinegar 😭😭😭 i know theres non vinegar#ways but it's not just the vinegar i just hate pickles sggdgdgdgdgd anyway every time i come in the house with more she goes#'hey george' sgdgdgdg or 'whats up curious George'#im cucumber georg now ahdhdhddhhd#anyway anyways i dont wanna go out in the heat but also i dont wanna smell like outside™️
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wellll everything could be worse.. at least we're not stranded in the arctic for years on end with lead poisoning and a Beast out to get us 😌
#watched another ep of the terror w my roomie.. qhat a stressful show lucky im too zonked so its going over my head#shes alrwady seen so shes trying not to spoil it for me its my first time 😭#i think she might be getting a cold too. so maybe we're both just coming down w smth and thats why we're so tired#not just med crash but the fog was sooo bad i keep not being able to finish sentences and slurring my speech#luckily shes familiar enough to get the gist of what imean when im so out of it anyway so its okkkk#but ahhh..if its bad again tomorrow ill probably still be able to get through movje night i can watch from bed#but might have to miss the gym :-((( we'll see how it goes maybe itll be okay#mayhe ill take 20/20 again on thurs just so i can go.. ah i dont know we'll see we'll see#whenever i hit this stage of tiredness or illness i always just wanna cuddle so bad too ahhhh#tryung to stay focused on qhat shes saying but she kept putti g her hands in her hair and i could smell her nice shampoo#like okayyyy when is itmy turn to stroke your hair im sitting so nicely here#ahhhh okay im crazy im going to sleep#i do need to be brave and ask if we can ljke hug more sometimes or something though ahh i miss being physically affectionate with anyone#and itskind of big for me like verbal affection js nice but im more of a physical person even if i dont allow myself to express it!!!!!#and i just dont want to cross boundaries or anything or get called needy again. but so what if i am needy nothing wrong eith that#anyway to bed before i start embarrassing mysrlf goodnight everyone i love u muah#.diaries
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ok fan theories, what kind of scents do we think jaskier/dandelion wears when he uses colognes/perfumes?
#witcher tag#ogc tag#wood paper or wine are all things he already spends his time around#so i cant imagine him trying to smell more like that#and he's hardly going for butch realness so i dont think he's going for anything too earthy#something sweeter then. maybe a bitbseductive.#but if it's TOO sweet and floral i think you could argue it falls into the fandom thing where they both feminize and woobify him#(i could phrase that better but i KNOW you know what i mean shhhh its 0130)#so we need rloral and sweet while still being considered a gender nuetral scent#(as funny as it is that we give smells gender)#while also giving it a seductive edge. the scent equivalent of satin perhaps#or perhaps if not seductive then something bright and cheerful. i think the perfume term might be “green”?#something that covers up the smell of the road while still being light and airy maybe#dandelion the witcher videogames wears axe body spray.
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watched the bluey episode dragon today and it changed meeee I spent hours drawing tonight bc I felt so encouraged by it!!
#i mean it wasnt just the episode#i stopped drawing years ago#after drawing around 300 rats and realising i still didnt know how to draw rats#and i was like. well clearly something is fundamentally wrong with me#but then i started art therapy#3 years later (and ive only drawn anything in art therapy like 3x despite going every week)#(i mostly make weird objects and such)#ive realised#oh. art is not what i thought it wAs#suddenly im so so okay with drawing whatever#and that episode was like ok yeah youre right!! ill draw!!!#for fun!!!!!!!!!#i wanna be like chilli!!!#ed mumbles#also traditional media my beloved#i dont think ill ever go back to digital#it just defeats the purpose for me#i want to feel i want to touch and smell and play!#and i want the limitations of traditional#no undo button
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ok as an artist i personally find traditional painting to be. really really annoying. like. i do not have the patience for it and i just find it to be really frustrating to set up and actually do and i end up not liking the results. i find that there's little room for mistakes and trying to fix them usually ends up with me making 50 other ones, paints can be so inconsistent and having to rely on availability and certain brands to continue making the paint is really inconvenient, not to mention expensive. spending a bunch of time trying to mix the right shade of paint, only for it to go down a completely different shade of colour and not being able to do anything about it is so frustrating as someone who likes consistency and having things just, y'know, not change colour as soon as it dries. plus, they all use different chemicals and can go off really easily or change textures and i am just not ok with having all my materials having an expiration date like food. lead and graphite pencils just don't do that and they can last for years, they're more reliable. every paint is drastically different and trying to find the right one is not only time consuming but, again, expensive, and i don't even see the point in experimenting when most of my materials end up not even getting used if i don't like using them. plus, i'm just.... really impatient. waiting for paint to dry sucks and is why i much prefer digital or just drawing something because i don't need to wait for anything, it just works. and then when i do want to take my time and work slowly for a better result, it dries too fast. it's kinda hellish trying to balance that time, especially considering how inconsistent paints are.
i like to use guidelines when doing art and i find painting straight onto a canvas to be really tricky because there's a lack of direction for me to actually paint. i'm at a complete loss at what to do when i pick up a brush because i can't map it out first without risking screwing up the paint. there's just so many things to keep track of and so much wet paint to avoid and i just do not have the mind for it. putting colours on a canvas and praying that it works just isn't it for me and requires a discipline that i just don't wanna involve myself with. painting is also just like... really exhausting and kinda painful. i got some pretty bad back issues and my arms tire and get sore easily and quickly when i'm standing in front of a canvas. it's a really physical activity for me and i just don't find something to be very fun to do at all when it's physically hurting me. i know drawing on a canvas has this issue too, which is why i prefer sketchbooks. sitting down and drawing something that doesn't break my entire spine every time i do it is much more preferrable than questioning if i should go to the doctor every time i make a brushstroke, lol
that's not to say that there's nothing i like about painting though! i can paint simple little things, and i like doing that. i like mixing colours with a palette knife and i find it fun and even a little relaxing. i painted some cute little chibi cardboard cutouts of the mario brothers one time and i found that to be really fun and i think i'd like to do that again! but apart from that, i just do not have the patience for it. i love the look of traditional paintings and i find many to be really beautiful, but i could never get into actually doing it myself because i hate the process. i'm content with just sketching and doing digital stuff because that's more fun to me and less stressful of a process to do. it's fun, it allows for more mistakes, it's easier to build up layers of shading and lines, not to mention using building up a figure with guidelines is super helpful with visualising what i want it to look like, and i can just erase something if i don't want it there or want to change something. it just makes sense to me.
tl;dr i dont like painting because it's inconsistent, expensive, time-consuming, directionless, frustrating and it makes my back hurt really bad. i'll just stick to drawing stuff :)
#vent#artist vent#i hate painting#i hate it so much and i just cannot understand it nor do i have the patience for it#i seriously had a crack at it and i just find it to be so annoying#there's so much preparation and i'd much prefer just whipping out a pencil and eraser and scribbling something down#to be fair though i do enjoy other art mediums that require more preparation#i find crafts to be fun and i really like working with air dry clay#using clay is just creating a little creature and i really quite like it a lot#making little cardboard guys is fun if not a bit tricky sometimes because my hands are so big compared to the tiny bits of carboard im usin#but it's very fun and cardboard is easy to get#clay is not so easy to get but you can get a lot of it and make many things with it#the only things i really dont like about clay is fingerprints and the fear of having your art literally explode when you fire it up#but other than that? fun!#painting? not fun!#paint is so messy and i don't like having goopy stuff getting stuck on me and all over my fingers all the time funnily enough#if i bump into something (which is very likely for me because i am clumsy) then oouuguh there goes all the paint its everywhere now#oh my god you know what i hate the most. i hate oil paints. i hate them so much.#the smell gives me bad headaches and makes me feel faint and it's hard to clean and dispose of and it's just more chemicals to deal with#it's just acrylic but more annoying#i don't think it's edible either which is. frustrating#it's also harder to clean out if you get stained with it (which is very likely because paint is messy)#i just dislike oil materials in general. they smell weird and they do not wash off. i still have oil pastel stains on one of my favourite-#-shirts despite the fact that it has been washed multiple times. and it took several days and so much fucking scrubbing to get-#-it out of my nails and off my hands completely. actual hellscape.#i know graphite and lead pencils would never betray me like this#pencils are so reliable and i love them <3#pencils and drawing equipment in general are just more reliable and don't expire or develop inconsistent textures (except erasers for some-#-reason) and they don't! hurt! my! back!#like i'm over here needing to do the riker maneuver to sit down after i paint my back hurts so bad
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