#a good grade at being a douchebag?? youve got the golden star!!!! | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

orcelito · 15 days ago

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So the thing about me getting more used to driving is that I have discovered that I am, in fact, a speeder. Primarily on the highway. Less so when I'm making a bunch of turns, bc turns still scare me. But me hangin out in the fast lane thru the whole highway drive and getting annoyed at 2 trucks blocking my way for 10 mins so I had to go five Under... idk going faster means less time spent in the car and I'm going straight Anyways. So like whatever lol

#speculation nation #making sure i dont go Crazy fast bc i dont wanna get a ticket or anything #but a normal fast for the highway? yeah sure #ive found tho that people HAAAAATE me leaving a proper following distance #thats one thing i will not concede on. i will Never become a tailgater.#especially not on the highway. i need space to stop if i gotta slam on the breaks.#hate when ppl ride my ass too. im tempted to find some kind of bumper sticker to tell ppl to back off hfmahfms #one of those 'if you can read this youre too close' kinds of things.#probably wouldnt do shit. but at least it'd be a way for me to speak my mind about it.#and to be clear this isnt someone riding my ass bc im going slow. like i said i have in fact been going fast.#but the worst times were when i was stuck behind another car ANYWAYS #so theyd ride my ass and id be like 🤷‍♂️ i dont know what to tell you bub #and then bc i leave a following distance (still going the same speed as the person in front of me tho)#they get annoyed and speed to go around me. then get stuck behind the same person i was stuck behind.#and it's like wowwwwww you got to the road block so much faster and cooler than me... do you want a reward... a little trophy...#a good grade at being a douchebag?? youve got the golden star!!!!#so. yeah i have also been introduced to the timeless experience of Getting Pissed At Fellow Drivers and badmouthing them in my car.#i wont actually do anything to retaliate but it is my God Given Right to snark at them where they cant hear me.#also i got an air freshener for my car earlier this week and im lovingggg it #good smell. makes being in the car even nicer. i love my car ❤️❤️❤️

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