#mama holt

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I apparently started this back in August of last year. But I guess I didn't vibe enough to finish it. But. Here I am now! Originally I didn't have the mice there, but I decided to add them. I figured they'd enjoy bath time with Pidge and Darrell.

Anyway! I hope y'all enjoy this one! Commissions are open and available on my Ko-fi. Until next time!

[rubymoon-snape]

Disclaimer: I don't own Voltron Legendary Defender

Author Note: This is pre-canon, where the Blades are raising Keith and Pidge at headquarters, and the two are best friends with Regris, who is just a bit older than Keith. In this AU, Keith is five, and Pidge is two. This is also Thulaz.

"Cosmo"

The Blades, specifically the five highest ranking ones, were wrapped around the tiny fingers of their three kits. It was natural for Krolia to be partial to Keith and Pidge, but when the pack brought Regris into their pack, Krolia adopted him as one of her kits as well.

Keith's fifth birthday was approaching, and Krolia took him on a trip to Earth. The duo had returned with a small wolf pup in tow. It turned out to be a cosmic wolf pup that had bonded with Keith, and now, the two were inseparable. Wherever Keith was, the wolf was too, even in the nest.

Kolivan, Antok, Thace, and Ulaz truly didn't mind the inclusion of the wolf into their pack. He was a member of their pack as much as Keith, Regris, and Pidge were. Speaking of the baby, she was two and completely curious about everything, including the wolf pup, who grew quickly and was soon big enough for all three kits to nap against him at the same time.

The wolf was given the name Cosmo and had wormed his way into everyone's hearts. Keith had taken to even riding him in the smaller training hall. However, what warmed everyone's hearts was his interactions with the smallest kit. Thace and Ulaz were initially worried about their baby, but both kit and wolf showed them they had nothing to worry about. Cosmo was extremely gentle with Pidge, no matter what the kit did.

It was even cute when the kits and wolf played with each other. It was during one of these times, when Thace was watching them, that they discovered that the wolf could teleport, which surprised him. Thace had panicked over losing Krolia's beloved kits and didn't want to be the one to tell her. He made calls to the other members of the pack (minus Krolia) to see if they knew where Keith and Pidge (and Cosmo) were. Fortunately, Kolivan told him that the three were safe. Kolivan had been startled when Keith, Pidge, and the wolf had appeared in his office, ending up in the nest he kept in his office for his pack members.

It was even more shocking when Krolia encouraged Cosmo to turn it into a game. She would actually tell the wolf to teleport Keith, Regris, and/or Pidge somewhere, and she would seek them out. Of course, there were places that were off limits like the hangar and any ships that were there, but that still left a large section of headquarters to search, which was the reason why mother and kits (and wolf) were napping in the familial nest before the evening meal.

However, when Ulaz and Thace checked in on the group, they could not see their baby. They started to panic before they saw something adorable. Pidge was curled up on top of Cosmo, nestled in the blue fur, asleep.

Fin

@chibi-pix

[fxirytxlcfxtc]

Tag Dump - 8/??

[thebetterbrogane]

what a week (quotes pt 6)

"If I'm tired, drunk, and I need to shit, I could collapse empires with my rage."

"I love the taste of nagleria fowleri in the morning."

"Why is the ground shaking?" "Did yo mama step in the room?"

"Don't joke about that, my daddy's dead! You keep playing like that, you can meet his ass!"

"I will defeat you with the power of friendship... and this GUN I found!"

"The three alignments: OCD, ADHD, and autism." "The three genders?"

"You can always take a shit in a McDonalds." "Doesn't even have to be in the bathroom, in some towns!"

"You all bring up Weird Al like he isn't hot, either. And yes, Shiro, you can absolutely quote that."

"She Katherine on my Lindsey 'til I Holt."

"Ah, yes. My favorite author, J. R. R. Jorkin."

"I, too, could beat the shit out of a small fish right now."

"Why is it called a restroom? I was fighting for my life in there."

"Having long nails is nice until I have to wipe my ass." sarcastically "I love tearing out hemorrhoids with my Wolverine claws." in response "Ya wanna know how I got these scars, Batman?"

"My everything hurts, I think I'm having growing pains." "Shit, me too, my back's killing me!" "Oh, I bet, you old coot."

"The CEO of Coca Cola himself could shit in a can and it'd be their new best-seller."

"Imagine you're just walking through the park and you come across someone pants-down, mid-shit in the river." shrugs "Average day in Texas." in response "In the river? Do you normally sit in the toilet when you take a shit, as opposed to on it?"

[mommyhelenblog]

Good morning to all abdl baby who ready to give there life to being a new born baby 👶 forever and try to get a good mommy ❤ and being searching for one if you don't mind you can try me out and have a good relationship 😊 but I hate shy baby you have to be proud of yourself and your baby lifestyle if you need any diaper change or diaper check 💖 if you check me out here to come and pick you up in your house just drop your home address ❤ or location if you're also interested in this lovely outfit just dm me dont be shy ok you are the best baby forever leg go get the shit love you all 🥰😍🚘🤱🤱

Guten Morgen an alle ABDL-Babys, die bereit sind, ihr Leben einem Neugeborenenleben zu widmen 👶 für immer und versuchen, eine gute Mama zu bekommen ❤ und auf der Suche nach einer sind, wenn es euch nichts ausmacht, könnt ihr mich ausprobieren und eine gute Beziehung aufbauen 😊, aber ich hasse schüchterne Babys, ihr müsst stolz auf euch und den Lebensstil eures Babys sein, wenn ihr eine Windel wechseln oder kontrollieren lassen müsst 💖, wenn ihr wollt, dass ich euch hier abhole, lasst einfach eure Privatadresse ❤ oder euren Standort da, wenn ihr auch an diesem schönen Outfit interessiert seid, schickt mir einfach eine DM, seid nicht schüchtern, ok, ihr seid das beste Baby für immer, Bein, holt euch den Scheiß, hab euch alle lieb 🥰😍🚘🤱🤱

[vint-knight]

Epic The Wisdom Saga Ranking:

SO I really loved this saga so here's my ranking and if you guys want to, you can add it your list by rebloging as well!

1: Little Wolf: Just from the start with Antinous being cold and vicious, Aryon killed it as always, I thought it would just be a long fight of Tele vs Antinous until it would end with either Penelope or Athena (perhaps both saving him in the last moment) But I was genuinely surprised to see Athena appear and aid Telemachus, also their dynamic is cute, and the animation, Liam Davidson delivered it with the videogame aspect of it and Luzia coming with the absolute beautiful animation and expressions, especially Telemachus, and Teagan just throws it out of the park here, I really love her voice that she has been doing since the rereleased Troy/Cyclops Saga albums and how it goes from a Tele getting his ass kicked, to Tele getting some aid but still getting beat up, while leaving some bruises to Antinous and how the Little Wolf taunt was more used like a compliment.

2: Love in Paradise: I would have thought this was gonna be like at the bottom (not in terms of bad, but just not quite top tier) first off the Time-Dive by Mircsy was absolute mind-blowing, from Aeolus, to Poseidon which I really liked because of how quick the "Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves" to Circe, Tiresias, Sirens, Scylla which has a really cool shot! and then ending with Thunder Bringer, then we have Gigi! her animation was amazing as always, we get introduced to Calypso who is played by the wonderful Barbara Wangui! she sounds so fun and playful but I like the general creepy vibes given to Calypso, then the cliff scene this absolutely shocked me then I remembered it was accurate to how Homer's Odysseus felt almost sucidial during his time on Ogygia, the belting Jorge lets out, letting out every single part of Odysseus's anguish before screaming for Athena, absolutely gut-wrenching it almost made me tear up

3: We'll Be Fine: I love this song so much, the absolute feels you can feel from Teagan's Athena, the guilt she feels that she can't even sleep, also noticed some lyrics were changed like "When I'll never left home shores" which I find intriguing, the growing friendship between Tele and Athena is just so wholesome and love the ending with him trying to lean his head on her shoulder then falling on his face lmao

4: Legendary: This was absolutely a great start, MICO as Telemachus was absolutely incredible and very proud of how he portrayed Telemachus, nice that Argos is shown following (sad that he was failing to catch Tele because he's a very old dog who's sick) a perfect song to show how a son wants to live up to his father that he never got to meet, the "Man of The House" callback with the suitors and Antinous being an absolute asshole, "DON'T YOU DARE CALL MY MOTHER A TRAMP" from Tele was delivered so well, showing how much respect and protectiveness he has for his mama.

5: God Games: Honestly I would have thought this was going to be at least at the top 1 or 2 for the list, obviously everyone did great, Brandon as Apollo was amazing, love how nonchalant he seemed, wish his part was a bit more longer (but he is LVL1, so it makes sense in video game terms) Hephaestus was quite good, Jorge's dad did amazing and the fact he's also a builder is very ironic, I was quite fine with his part being short because if the "Odysseus took Achilles's armour that Hephaestus specifically made for Achilles" because EPIC doesn't stay too long on the Trojan War (besides references and callbacks etc etc) Janani K. Jha and Earle Grensham Jr did SO GOOD as Ares and Aphrodite, love the fact that Aphrodite's love domain isn't just romantic or lustful love, it's motherly love as well, then we have POSEY as Hera!, love the disco music part of Hera's music, also Anniflamma's animation was so cute and funny! with Athena awkwardly dancing along with Hera, then we have Zeus's part.... alright first off Luke Holt POPPED OFF on this one, his voice was so intimidating here then in Thunder Saga or Troy Saga, the "Thunder Bringer" being brought back with that deep tone he brought in, but I do have some criticism which is I wish Zeus had more words to say, also did not like how he came off like a sore loser (he can be that in the myths sometimes) But I thought it more off like he was actually ashamed of Athena trying so hard to defend this "man full of shame" which in my opinion makes me think that he also felt shame was gonna be brought upon him for the fact The King of Gods's daughter basically going all this way to free one mortal man, besides that I love the small flashback with Athena and baby Telemachus which shows how determined that she is not only doing this for Odysseus, but for his son, then the end was okay, nice to see Ares was genuinely concerned for her, same for the other gods and it ending with Athena being unconscious (also the red blood is kinda explained as her becoming more human by Gwendy who did the last animation for God Games) still like the song but wished it was more longer

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“bye, softie jr.”

Rosa Diaz x teen daughter! reader

warnings: the squad being their usual chaotic selves & rosa being an (over) protective mama. (i love rosa being soft, lol)

in which, the 99 finally meets y/n. unplanned.

continuation to “you’re a softie”

You always wondered how it was possible that no one on the squad’s somehow run into you while you were out with Rosa. Your Mom’s somehow never run into her colleagues outside of work, while she was with you, at least. Due to your closeness in age, the two of you have been mistaken for siblings on many occasions. And on this fine day, you had a first date gone…bad and needed keys to get home. But you left them at home since you left home the same time as Rosa that day to go to school. After school let out at 2:30, you went to lunch with Amelia from your Social Studies class. She was nice, and you liked her- but at the end of the lunch, you’ve come to realise you didn’t actually like her the way you thought you did. Being a 15-minute walk away from the precinct, you decided to use the fact that you needed the house keys as an excuse to mess with her. She wasn’t against you meeting them, thus you your decision to go to the 9-9. Stepping out of the elevator and entering the bullpen, you headed straight for Rosa’s desk barely having to look where you were going.

“Been expecting you. How was the date?”

“Fine, but that was also the last.�� You told her and she pulls the one earbud you had in, off. Just for the heck of it.

“Why? Did they do anything-”

“No, I just don’t really vibe with her at all, that’s all. I’m perfectly fine.” You assured.

“Good.”

“I need your keys. Forgot to grab mine since we left together this morning.”

You could feel the eyes on you but you tried to ignore them.

“Here.” She opens up her drawer to get them, “Be home when I’m home. Otherwise, I can’t get in.”

“Of course.” You stifled a laugh, “What time do you clock out?”

“From the looks of it, 6:30? Maybe 7. I’ll pick up dinner on the way, how’s that?”

“That’s great.” You gave her a big smile on purpose just to see how she’d react.

“Hey, Rosa.” Amy says as she walked by you, “Wait—” She stops in her tracks and turned on her heels to take a good look. By now, everyone Rosa worked with was watching. Amy was the last one.

“Who’s this, Roro?” Charles asked.

“Call me that again and I’ll burn your sourdough starter to a crisp.” Rosa threatened. You let a laugh slip- you simply couldn’t take her seriously. She wasn’t like this with you at all- this was an act.

“She looks like she could be your sister.” Terry noted.

“Nope.” Rosa answered, “Try again.” You and Rosa shared a glance. Truthfully, the answer could not have been more obvious if it weren’t for the close age gap. You were pretty much a spitting image of your Mother— thank goodness.

“No way- it can’t be.” Jake broke the silence. Amy analysed Rosa’s face then yours, noting that the two of you had your arms crossed the same, with the same expressions on your face. Even the way you were dressed- heavily influenced by Rosa’s style. A light bulb went off in her mind.

“Rosa, I cannot believe this- you have a teenage daughter and this is first time we’re meeting her?!”

Terry’s mouthful of yogurt felt like it got caught in his throat, Charles nearly spilled his coffee all over himself, Jake’s bag of gummies and jellybeans fell from his hand and hilariously scattered all over the floor. Hitchcock and Scully? As clueless as ever. Solely focused on their bags of chips. Oh, and Gina who immediately snapped a photo of you two side by side. There was pin drop silence in the bullpen up until Holt came out to check on his squad. “Why is it so quiet? This is extremely unlike your usual selves.” He remarked, then he quickly spotted an unfamiliar person— you standing by Rosa’s desk. Now, it got awkward.

“They’ve just met my daughter and they’re shocked.” Rosa informs him.

“I see.” He nodded emotionlessly, “Nice to meet you, y/n.”

“Captain Holt. Likewise.” You gave him a polite smile.

“Everybody, get back to work.” He ordered. The buzz continues. “Will you guys wait until I’ve at least left the precinct to talk about me?” You sassed.

“How old are you?” Jake asked.

“17.”

“Damn. Respect, Rosa.” Jake’s eyes widened, “You were 18?!”

“Okay, that’s it. You guys already know too much.” Rosa decided, “No more questions. y/n, go home.”

“Yes, ma’am.” You joked.

“Stop it.” She said back, acting cracking a smile.

“Boy, I haven’t seen you this close to smiling since never.” Jake commented.

“I heard you had a date? Who’s the lucky guy?” Boyle asks.

“Charles, right?” You cleared your throat, “I’m a lesbian, so there was no guy.”

“Oh. I- I am so sorry.” He stutters.

“Why are you afraid of a 17-year old?” Rosa snorted.

“Why isn’t she afraid of you?” Charles retorted before he even thought it through.

“I am loving this.” Gina sighs.

“Why would she need to be? We’re practically best friends.” She shrugged. Now, they were even more curious about how Rosa was like outside of work. “Okay, you need to get home.”

“I’m going, I’m going. I know.” You sigh, throwing your hands up in mock defeat, “You’ll pick up my prescription?”

“I remember, y/n, yes.”

The squad says bye to you as you turned to leave. In retrospect, you could’ve easily passed some time at the nearby library and did some work but you weren’t going to pass up the opportunity to meet her friends officially.

“Byeee, softie…junior.” Jake called out, causing you to laugh as you hit the elevator button.

[laurasimonsdaughter]

Lady Isolt, heir apparent of the Duke of Loyret, looked silently out of the window of the carriage rattling swiftly away from the city gates of Dolar, back towards tranquil Ylen. Her mother required no conversational response as she lamented her failures and celebrated her successes in acquiring her purchases.

“Can you believe there was not a single alchemist with eternal candles on hand? And I sanctioned Holt to pay thrice the usual if need be! Your father will be vexed.”

That should please him then, it would spare him the trouble of having to find an excuse on his own.

“Ugly thoughts make ugly faces, young lady,” the Duchess scolded and Isolt listened wearily to a repetition of her fears, demands and wishes concerning her behaviour. In the distance the first trees began to announce the woodlands separating Ylen from the capital.

“When you are a little older and a little wiser,” her mother concluded. “Your father will teach you how to run the estate, and you shall have a clear purpose again.”

“I have been of age these two years mother, nothing prevents me from inheriting but father’s threat of disowning me,” Isolt responded rashly. This was a mistake.

The look in the Duchess ’ warm brown eyes, so very like her own, cooled to a sharp chill. “Do not be vulgar, dearest, we do not inherit, we succeed.”

Isolt held her tongue and her mother looked unhappy.

“Or perhaps you will marry,” she said, after a short silence. “You might even move away. It is not at all disreputable, you know, to let one's marriage take one abroad. Lady Helm's youngest son was very lately married to a baron from Kanne and she shall certainly not see him for a twelve month.”

“How fortunate for the happy couple,” Isolt said evenly. “I rejoice at their freedom to leave.”

“If you were to cede your place...” The Duchess smiled knowingly. “You may have a sibling yet.”

“We both know that will not happen, Mama.”

Her mother, still every bit the dark, slender beauty she was in the portraits painted thirty years ago, looked stricken. Isolt hastened to add:

"Whom could I marry? I do not have your talents for directing my affections."

It was a poor deflection, but her mother grasped at it. “Well, Fates ordaining, you will learn . Honestly Isolt, the way you run on, if I had done as you do, my father would have sent me to serve at one of the shrines. ”

If she had been in her mother ’s position, she would have gone, gladly.

“You are so disagreeable.” Her mother turned away from her. “What a way to celebrate our first outing in months. Next time you must come with me to the salon, instead of charging off on your own. I could have had need of Holt myself, you know.”

Isolt bowed her head and turned back to the window. Poor Holt. He had been so distressed at losing sight of her. At least he would never dare to tell her parents.

Not until it no longer mattered.

[Read the rest of The Heiress and the Rogue on AO3!]

[onestormeynight]

Jerrica Holt

Capricorn, Materialistic, Outgoing, Spoiled, Ambitious Prompt 6 from @sisisimss BHMCAS Challenge: Hoochie Mama

[chibi-pix]

This may or may not have been a WIP for a few months.... Anyway! Some Mama Pidge AU, featuring Krolia being the happiest grandma around. She won't accept Keith's claims of not courting Pidge. She wants Darrell for her grandson and Pidge as her daughter-in-law. Also, apparently Krolia kidnaps Darrell a lot. Oops.

Anyway! I hope y'all enjoy this one! Remember, commissions are open and available on my ko-fi. Until next time!

[clarkes-and-god]

Fabian Holt's post on Chestnut Ridge Community Page:

Hey everyone! We're Fabian and Beth Holt, and we've just moved all the way from Brindleton Bay to this beautiful town. We're so excited to say that we're planting a church, which will be starting from our home in Galloping Gulch. What makes this extra special is that we're working with Brindleton Bay Baptist Church (link to their website here), which is led by the excellent Pastor Jonah James, Beth's father. We are so happy for this opportunity, and we'll be having coffee and Bible study at our house at 11am on Sunday if anyone wants to come!

Comments:

Kimberly Stuart: Church plant at your age? Graduate college first 😂😂😂

Danielle Davies: Because we need another church! Three churches for a town of 1,000 and y'all thought we could do with another one!

Krystal Webber: Danielle I looked at that website and the girl's got 11 siblings, if she's anything like her mama it won't be 1,000 for long 😂

[lalalaugenbrot]

Samstag - Adam & Leo im Transporter, Fußballfans, Sofatragen, Leo wird zum Krankenhaus gerufen, Adam wird überfallen, Leo im Krankenhaus, alle 4 im Präsidium, Leo und Esther zur Heimatschänke, Pia und Adam zu Andis Wohnung, Vor-Ort-Ermittlungen, dann Adam & Leo zu Alina - Alina muss zur Spätschicht, Pia und Esther im Präsidium, rufen Adam & Leo im Auto an, Adam & Leo zur Party, Gespräch auf Brücke, Leo bei Adam Bett beziehen (Tiger, miau)

Sonntag - morgens Rémy Feierabend, Autounfall, Pia & Esther dahin, Adam & Leo zu Boris in den Knast, alle 4 Besprechung im Büro, dann auf dem Dach, Esther zu Henny, Adam & Leo zu Alina & Stella (Gürkchen), Esther alleine zur Heimatschänke, Pia zu Lechs (Carlos), Adam & Leo zu Rémy, Adam & Leo abends bei Adam (ja, nein, och Mann)

Montag - Stella und Carlos Lech im Präsidium, Adam & Leo zur Heimatschänke - Finger ab, Krankenhaus, Breakup, Adam Raucherpause mit Dr. Lech, dann alleine zur Heimatschänke, Pia und Esther im Boxclub, Pia und Leo abends im Präsidium (Gespräch über Adam), Adam alleine zuhause mit schlafender Mama

Dienstag - Pia hat die Nacht durchgemacht, Leo kommt morgens ins Präsidium (hat wenigstens versucht zu schlafen), fahren zusammen zu Lechs, Dr. Lech war gerade ins Bett, gesteht, dass er Alina gesehen hat, Adam holt Sporttasche aus Schreibtischschublade, dann werden Esther & er zum Hooliganüberfall gerufen, Massenschlägerei, Alina vermöbelt Adam, Pia und Leo kommen dazu, Leo findet Geld

[strictpunishedhubby]

Ich gebe zu, es war unhöflich von mir einer Bekannten von meiner Frau ins Wort zu fallen. Äußerst verlegen war ich, als meine Frau mich mit dem Worten jäh unterbrach, " Wenn Erwachsene reden, haben kleine Jungen zu schweigen! Über Deine Ungezogenheit reden wir zu Hause!" Die Dame, die über mich ebenfalls verärgert war, sah mich verächtlich und mit leichtem Grinse an, nachdem mich meine Frau so abgekanzelt hatte. Sie nickte dabei mit ihrem Kopf, um so die Worte meiner Frau zuzustimmen. So gedemütigt stand ich mit rotem Kopf noch eingeschüchtert und schweigend über eine viertel Stunde neben den beiden, als sie endlich ihr Gespräch beendeten.

Zu Hause angekommen ging sofort das Donnerwetter los.

"Du hast Dich benommen wie ein ungezogener Rotzjunge! Blamiert hast Du mich, einfach einer erwachsenen Dame ins Wort zu fallen! Du bist mal wieder rückfällig in Deine Kindheit mit Deinem Betragen gefallen! Wie mir Deine Mama sagte, war damals Dein Verhalten oft genauso schlimm! Natürlich wird das entsprechende Folgen für Dich haben! Glaubst Du etwa, ich lasse Dir Deine respektlose Ungezogenheit durchgehen? Was hat damals Deine Mama mit Dir gemacht, wenn Du Dich so ungezogenen verhalten hast? Na sag es mir, was hat sie dann mit Dir gemacht?"

"Sie hat meinen Po verhauen!"

"Richtig, aber Du bist mein erwachsener Ehemann und noch immer ungezogen! Noch immer verhältst Du Dich so oft wie ein vorlauter, kleiner Bengel! Deshalb habe ich mir eine für Dich angemessen Bestrafung überlegt! Die nächsten zwei Tage werde ich Dich in Dein Kleinmädchenleibchen stecken, dasjenige in dem Du Dich besonders schämst! Das Kleinmädchenleibchen an dem Du Strapse annähen musstest und aussieht wie ein Mädchenleibchen aus den 60er Jahren! Natürlich wirst Du daran Deine braunen, langen, dicken, Wollstrümpfe anstrapsen, so wie es sich bis in die 60rer Jahre für ein züchtiges, kleines braves Mädchen gehörte!

Bitte, bitte lass mich nicht diese schrecklichen Mädchensachen anziehen! Du weißt doch wie tief ich mich in diesem Outfit schäme, weil ich ständig darin erinnere werde, wie ich damals gehänselt, verspottet und aufgezogen wurde, vor allem von meinen Klassenkameraden, die meine Hose heruntergezogen haben und mir dabei so heftig auf meinen Po geschlagen haben, sodass ich immer dabei heftig geweint habe. Mädchen haben mir hinterhergerufen, "schaut mal, Mamas kleiner Mädchenschlüpferträger, der bekommt bestimmt noch von seiner Mama den Po verhauen!" Es waren auch Mädchen dabei, die wesentlich jünger als ich waren. Meine Wäsche war schon damals altmodisch, und ich glaube keines dieser Mädchen trug noch solche konservative Wäsche. Ich wollte dann immer vor Scham in den Boden versinken. Manche Mädchen haben mir sogar dabei auf den Po gehauen!

„Du hast mir das richtige Stichwort gegeben! Während den nächsten zwei Tage bekommst Du jeden Abend, bevor Du abends um halb sieben im Bett liegen wirst, von mir mit dem Kochlöffel und Rohrstock heftig Deinen Po versohlt! Deinen nackten Po! Je nach Deinem Betragen noch ein paar Tage länger! So, mein Bübchen, dann zieh mal sofort die vorgeschriebene Wäsche an! Vergiss nicht den großen Kochlöffel und einen Rohrstock mitzubringen, denn gleich werde ich Deine Jugenderinnerungen auffrischen! Du wirst dabei mindestens genauso weinen wie damals oder noch heftiger! An beiden Abenden bevor Du ins Bett gehst, oder je nach Deinem Verhalten noch für längere Zeit!"

Vollkommen eingeschüchtert, besorgt und beschämt schlich ich mich zu meinem Kleiderschrank, um die vorgeschriebene Wäsche, die Du hier siehst, anzuziehen. Danach holte ich den großen Kochlöffel und den Rohrstock, ging nur so angezogen zu meiner Frau, um sie weinerlich zu bitten, weil ich einer erwachsenen Person, und dann auch noch einer Dame, in ungezogener Weise ins Wort gefallen bin, mit der verdientermaßen Bestrafung anzufangen!

Meine Frage an Dich, sollen ungezogene Männer nur mit Prügelstrafen erzogen werden, oder hältst Du wie in meinem Fall zusätzliche Beschämung, frühe Bettzeiten, Haus -und Stubenarrest, strenge Gebote und Verbote für angebracht?

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 I admit it was unmannered of me to interrupt a friend of my wife's. I was extremely embarrassed when my wife abruptly interrupted me by saying, "When adults talk, little boys have to be silent! We'll talk about your naughtiness at home!" The lady who was also annoyed about me looked at me contemptuously and with a slight grin after my wife scolded me like that. She nodded her head in agreement with my wife's words. So humiliated, I stood next to the two, still intimidated and silent for over a quarter of an hour, when they finally ended their conversation.

As soon as we got home, the thunderstorm started.

"You behaved like a naughty snotty boy! You embarrassed me to just interrupt a grown lady! You once again relapsed into your childhood with your behavior! As your mom told me, your behavior back then was often just as bad! Of course, this will have consequences for you! Do you think I'll let you get away with your disrespectful naughtiness? What did your mom do to you back then when you behaved so naughtily? Tell me, what did she do to you then?"

 "She spanked my butt!"

 "Right, but you are my grown husband and still naughty! You still behave so often like a cheeky little rascal! That's why I've thought about an appropriate punishment for you! For the next two days I'll put you in your little girl's camisole, the one you're particularly ashamed of! The little girl's camisole to which you had to sew suspenders and looks like a girl's camisole from the 60s! Of course, you will attach your brown, long, thick, woolen stockings to it, just as it should be for a modest, good little girl up until the 1960s !”

Please, please don't let me put on this awful girly stuff! You know how embarrassed I am in this outfit, because I will constantly reminding myself of being teased, mocked and tormented back then, especially by my classmates who pulled down my pants and slapped my butt so hard that I always cried profusely!"Girls called after me, "Look, mommy's little girl panty wearer, he'll definitely get his butt spanked by his mommy!" There were also girls who were much younger than me. My lingerie was old-fashioned even then, and I don't think any of these girls wore such conservative lingerie anymore. I always wanted to sink into the ground in shame. Some girls even slapped my butt doing it!

"You gave me the right cue! Every evening for the next two days, before you go to bed at half past six in the evening, I will spank your butt with a wooden spoon and a cane! Your bare butt! Depending on your behavior a few more days! So, my little boy, put on the prescribed underwear right away! Don't forget to bring the big wooden spoon and a cane with you, because I'll refresh your youth memories in a moment! You will cry at least as much as then or even more violently! Both nights before you go to bed, or for a longer time depending on your behavior!"

Totally intimidated, worried and embarrassed, I snuck into my closet to put on the mandatory lingerie you see here.

After that I got the big wooden spoon and the cane, went to my wife, only dressed like that, to appeal to her tearfully because I naughtily interrupted a grown person, and then a lady too, to start with the punishment I deserved!

My question to you, should naughty men only be brought up with beatings, or do you consider additional shaming, early bed times, house and room arrest, strict commandments and prohibitions to be appropriate, as in my case?

[juliaandthephantoms]

Adam Holt leo da halt auch ab wie Mama nach dem Kindergarten

[literalcyborg]

List of relatively underrated songs that make me sob:

Eyes Closed by Dafna

Cryptid by Madilyn Mei

When the World Ends by Madilyn Mei

Photograph by Cody Fry

Invincible by Jay Page

Lover In the Sky by Reinaeiry

Mama, I Didn’t Sign Up For This by Alysari

Persephone by Daisy the Great

Boreas by The Oh Hellos

Purpose Is Glorious by Natalie Holt

Go to town, folks :)

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What I think Jackson Jekyll/Holt Hyde's parents would look/act/be named like. Made with Picrew

This is hardly based on anything expect maybe some book or diaries and has been mostly based on headcanons that have snowballed for a couple of years

Dr. (and Mrs.) Sydney Jekyll (Normie)

Hair: Blonde

Hair Style: Low bun or ponytail

Eyes: Blue

Skin: Caucasian

Killer Style: Business woman

Personality: Stern

Freaky Flaw: She's the breadwinner of the family, so she focuses too much on work. She never told her sons about each other because she was too busy and didn't think it was important (not to mention it was easier not to on her part). On that note, she can't keep track of Jackson/Holt at all and never notices when they leave the house or hang out with friends. She didn't even notice when he went to jail. She's too busy trying to have a job and keep her job for once.

Mrs. Helga Hyde (Monster, Hyde)

Hair: Black

Hair Style: Loose and wild

Eyes: Black

Skin: Green

Killer Style: Jersey Shore, short black dress

Personality: Boisterous

Freaky Flaw: Helga is a party animal who loves to get wild and be wild; however, her and Sydney's latest trigger has been strong emotions, or more specifically being angry or worried for their sons when they think too much into it, so she, nicknamed Mama Hyde, only comes out when something bad has happened. The problem is that she keeps coming out while Sydney is at work and causes her to lose her job. Their family keeps having to move for different job opportunities. Due to this, her and Sidney don't have the best relationship and try to keep everything under wraps.

Dr. Carson Jekyll-Hyde (Monster, Fire Elemental)

Hair: Red

Hair Style: Short and up, beard across jawline

Eyes: Red

Skin: Orangey-yellow

Killer Style: T-Shirt and Jeans, sometimes a button-up and lab coat

Personality: Shy, Yes Man

Freaky Flaw: He was not as famous of a scientist as his wife, so she needed to keep her last name. He didn't mind taking hers instead when they got married. While he is a scientist, he works remotely. He does not make as much money as his Sydney. Unfortunately, Carson is rather a push-over and does whatever his wives say. Because of this, he avoided telling Jackson/Holt about each other as his wives (mostly Sydney) found it inconvenient. He tries to make end's meet when he can, so he mostly stays cooped up working on the computer or in the lab in their basement. He hardly keeps track of either of his wives or sons and is kind of along for the ride. If anything, Carson is the backseat passenger of his own life. Luckily, the latest place his wives picked to move was near his sister's, so at least his sons and their cousin, Heath, could go to school together.